/GAG/ Gym Autism General

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

openly vent about autism you've seen for committed.
clips on the smith machine edition.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I guess I'll start. Some dude was talking about how he was on a deload week. then proceeded to deadlift with screams at the top of his reps and do and amrap at 275 until he booked his ticket to snap city.

idontknow
idontknow

@ZeroReborn
There was this old bald Asian man at my old gym. He would stand there doing like slowmo dragon ball z looking movements. He’d then get on a machine and load it to the maximum weight and do one rep with terrible form. For example he’d do tricep extensions by jumping and putting his entire body weight into it

tfw not sure if autism or ancient Japanese ninja training

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You should keep your eyes on your own lifts user, the gym should be a judge free zone.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Pretty small guy at the gym. Wears tanktop. He realy have no clue what the hell he does. Sees him talk to this qt. Qt is hot as fuck. I see that the qt is mirring me. Cant realy tell if that little guy is her younger brother or boyfriend.
Ask if i can spot her or something, ends up chatting. I ask if i could cook some food for her later. "Sorry user, im here with my boyfriend"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PackManBrainlure

t. someone who wears basketball shorts in the gym

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PackManBrainlure
fucking fag half the reason to go the gym is to judge guys that are smaller than you

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@ZeroReborn
I was having a really bad day last week and while working out some guy tapped on me
Without realizing it I just “WHAT” and he was visibly shaken.
He said sorry and walked away and when I realized what I did I felt like a real asshole

Flameblow
Flameblow

@idontknow
There was this old bald Asian man at my old gym. He would stand there doing like slowmo dragon ball z looking movements.
Probably Tai Chi. It's practiced mostly for fitness in Chinese communities, though it's a real martial art too.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@eGremlin
ask if I could cook some food for her later

How would that even work user? Take her back to your place for some grilled chicken and rice with a side of whole milk?

If you offered to take her out to a real restaurant she would have let you cuck her beta bf

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Flameblow
That makes sense, but why the one rep max weight thing?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
Lol,you sound like a fucking loser. You probably are.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
that may be true but at least I'm not crying about being looked at in the gym

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
Don't know about that one. People do some strange, strange shit in gyms.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Techpill
News flash loser, No one is crying about it but you. It seems to be the highlight of your pathetic life. Stay classy you loser

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PurpleCharger
you're the one that's delusional m8 if you think people don't judge others at the gym

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Bidwell
No one judges others at the gym,only autistic losers like you do. You are delusional if YOU think everyone else does. No one cares except a paranoid dag like you. What the fuck is wrong with you immature asshole.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Bidwell
Look at the pics you are using in your answers. Only teenage punks do that. Grow up punk .
Btw, reported!

idontknow
idontknow

@Spazyfool
complaining about smug anime pictures on a Croatian Zero-G Net Weaving Board
Top Kep

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
nice argument fag

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@idontknow
You are being banned. This is an ADULT board you half wit. Go away little boy who homoeroticly watches other men at the gym then goes home and masterbates to them. You are a faggot, plain and simple.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Raving_Cute
Nice chart fag. Go away homo

Snarelure
Snarelure

@haveahappyday
1. I'm not that user
2. I'm not being banned for shit because I didn't break any rules.
3. If you're this angry on the internet maybe you need to go lift some of that rage out. It'll be great for your gains.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@haveahappyday
@kizzmybutt
you need to calm down lad

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@eGremlin
You posting those pics really does detract from everything you say.

Inmate
Inmate

@Snarelure
Reported. You are being banned faggot

TreeEater
TreeEater

@eGremlin
No you need to leave you underage pimple. You have no good argument,you are just a little shitstain who's parents need to beat him more. You.are disgusting.

Reported

WebTool
WebTool

@Inmate
Are you going to back trace me too while you're at it?

Only mods can choose if something is ban worthy or not and seeing as I'm not underage and have only pointed out that you're being way to angry for an image board I doubt I'll see a ban over this.

Seriously, calm your pecs man, there is no reason to be this mad about anything. You know, unless you're the Incredible Hulk, then be as mad as you want I guess.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TreeEater
U r

Retarted

5mileys
5mileys

@Boy_vs_Girl
You are stupid and autistic

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Fuk u guys I was trying to have a good time and now I'm crying. Wtf is this

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@5mileys
U r

RETARTED

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StrangeWizard
you really have never talked to a woman have you...

TechHater
TechHater

@5mileys
austistic
Well this is a Gym Autism thread so I guess it fits?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I thought the public room was the doo doo room and I made a fully naked doo doo in public.

girlDog
girlDog

It’s obvious, we all judge while at the gym, it’s only natural you compare yourself to other people.
No need to make a big whoop about it, Carol.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Raving_Cute
Maybe he's trying to do high intensity interval training?

Emphasis on "trying"

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
w-what are you supposed to wear...

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname
tank top and long sleeve pants is the patrician choice

w8t4u
w8t4u

@ZeroReborn
Those pants only exist to hide chicken legs on people who never do legs.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@w8t4u
shorts are gay and calves never look good anyway

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
doing legs is the pinnacle of autism

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberburn
calves never look good
You must be a calflet then.

@RavySnake
This IS the autism thread of Veeky Forums so I'm in the right place.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RavySnake
I kek'd at your comment like everyone keks at your legs

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@New_Cliche
i walk from the bench to the db rack. that's legs

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
joke's on you nobody sees my legs because i'm not a gayboy wearing shorts

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lord_Tryzalot
Dom, chill bro, don't forget you created him, you don't have to be Dom Mazzetti all the time.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@ZeroReborn
t. pudgy armed bitch with twig boy legs

Techpill
Techpill

Anyone who has a penis and exercises legs is fully 100% Down's Syndrome retarded as well as autistic, gay, and an idiot.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Techpill
autistic
Well this thread is for full on autism so I fail to see an issue there.

That said, while retard strength would be kind of cool I'll let you keep your extra chromosomes to yourself.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@VisualMaster
I don't have any extras. And if I did, I would share them, because I learned how to socialize normally at a young age due to my lack of autism.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spazyfool
I socialize normally unlike most curlbros who only know how to get their pump on and work upper body while neglecting their body's literal foundation.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spazyfool
I learned how to socialize normally at a young age due to my lack of autism
teach me senpai

SniperWish
SniperWish

@w8t4u
He's clearly trolling. No one who isn't autistic would post here.

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw you really enjoy squats/working out legs in general and also enjoy wearing pants

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
Giving you an ass-whoopin' and giving your mother an ass-sniffin' is all the leg and core exercise I need. Your mother's ass smells like chocolate sunshine.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StonedTime
LIAR, GET OUT
FUCK YOU
PANTS + NO LEGS OR NO PANTS + LEGS
THOSE ARE YOUR OPTIONS
@SniperWish
You got me. I have no idea how to share and am INCREDIBLY retarded and autistic. I'd rip a guy's face off if he tried to share my toys.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@FastChef
Careful, you'll catch Herpasifagondalitus Type C that way.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SomethingNew
Nah it's all good. I put plastic sheeting in and around her gross punaner.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Stark_Naked
Good on you. She did remember to pay you right? She shortchanged the last manwhore she managed to sucker over so I just want to make sure.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@ZeroReborn
She didn't pay me. I stole money from her purse because I'm a bad boy. Trust me, I love aggressively sniffing her asshole. She hates it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lunatick
Fair enough.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@viagrandad
Tell her not to wipe tonight. I'm coming over.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
I don't live with her so you tell her yourself. I mean if you can get her crossed eyes to focus long enough on the text message.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
Eh, I was just posturing to look tough in front of you. She never wipes.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lord_Tryzalot
She's washing her ass in the hot tub again isn't she?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@ZeroReborn
i can't stand it when my skin touches benches i like to be nice and covered up

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evil_kitten
Actually no! She pees in her dress to wet it and then tucks it under and wipes with that.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
She lost enough weight to wear something other than a tarp?

farquit
farquit

@Firespawn
Fuck you you little bitch ass cuck

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lord_Tryzalot
Right, sorry I'm used to using her language about it. It's the tarp.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

self autism
squatting
last week i was happily doing 77.5kg but this time i just couldn't manage it so i deloaded to 70
get to last set at 70
fail on second rep
have to leave the bar on the safety pins and duck under it
the guy doing glute raises or some shit on the same power rack as me says "bro you've got really good form"
can't even tell if he's serious because i just fucking failed on my second rep
kill me

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@lostmypassword
Dude that's gym code for your penis is hanging out

JunkTop
JunkTop

@LuckyDusty
Fuck you you piece of shit

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@LuckyDusty
just putting it out there @JunkTop
isn't me

but nah i have hella tight boxers on there's no way it was showing

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
lick my nuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuts and my buuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUtt

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@New_Cliche
imagine being this insecure

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Ignoramus
just putting it out there
no way i was putting it out there
make up your mind fuckface

likme
likme

@Spazyfool
This is really solid bait. Should net you a lot of (You)s

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Harmless_Venom
Gay bitch boi I'll rape your dog

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Harmless_Venom
pls no bully

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

autjism

Illusionz
Illusionz

@eGremlin
Learn to greentext newfag

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
You made a doo doo in your underwear

Evilember
Evilember

@Sir_Gallonhead
wearing only pooped-in underwear to the gym

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

This is the most reddit thread i've seen in weeks

/r/catalog#s=fitness

Supergrass
Supergrass

@LuckyDusty
It is now
r/thedonald
Get out of here, REDDIT. Let me and my Veeky Forums bros keep talking about fitness in the Veeky Forums style.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PackManBrainlure
This it kinda annoys me when my bro shit talks people in the gym. Smells like insecurity.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus
What does it smell like? You make a boom boom in ur underpanties?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@eGremlin
Seems like she wasn't actually mirin

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Snarelure
She may not have been MY-rin, but maybe she was YOUR-rin....ating on your face!!!!! OHHHH BRO OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@FastChef
Stop being such a nigger

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

/GAY/ Gym Autism Yeneral

idontknow
idontknow

@ZeroReborn
guy comes over to the squat rack i'm using
takes a single 1.25kg plate to the incline benchpress
i now have a single lonely 1.25kg plate and he has three

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