Smart people actually drink coca cole

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Elon Musk
John Carmack

So? It might have some brain enchancing property.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stupidasole
We got coke shills now?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Need_TLC
Exactly, he has been top of the game for a decade, small loan -> billionaire->president.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Stupidasole
No. They're just good liars. Both Carmack and Musk.

@Need_TLC
Trump is smart as fuck whether or not you like him, you moron.

takes2long
takes2long

Warren Buffett

likme
likme

@viagrandad
And he spent 50 years grabbing 10/10s by the pussy while beta redditors complain about him online and cry themselves to sleep thinking about their oneitits

Playboyize
Playboyize

I don't think so, there is just some addictive property to diet coke beyond the caffeine. Everyone I've ever seen drink it, even brainlets, seemed addicted.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
warren "all you can eat" buffet

Skullbone
Skullbone

@hairygrape
Based Gosling drinking regular Coke and not Diet.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@likme
He did that not you. Vicarious cuck.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@hairygrape
lol at diet, when its all about genetics + coca cola.

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
You would think smart people would not drink coa cola, as they are smart as fuck and aware of harmful things. So?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Stupidasole
this shit always boggles muh brainules.
my gf's uncle is a neurosurgeon and drinks tons of diet coke or pepsi can't remember which, and she would also. Id say "that shit is terrible for you"
shed be like "oh my uncle is a fucking neurosurgeon and drinks it all the time.

Nojokur
Nojokur

hm you might be on to something

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole
Except for Trump, these guys are all fucking nerds. No shit they still drink soda.

Inmate
Inmate

@ZeroReborn
Being smart in an area of knowledge doesn't mean these ppl will stop eat things they like because of the fucking taste. Guess what a lot of smart ppl including famous intellectuals smoked cigarettes, that means cigarettes are good for you goy!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Need_TLC
Lol nice you completely disproved OP. If this idiot drinks it then I'd stay away

RavySnake
RavySnake

@hairygrape
based

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Snarelure
idiot
billionaire
many succesfull companies
president
smart beautiful children who are also succeeded

What about you?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Most of us here look at soda as the devil because we're former fatties that used to drink it all the time. Hence why we were fat kids.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CodeBuns
This. Veeky Forums can't be this dumb. Diet coke or coke (in moderation) won't make you fat/retarded, it's just one of the things that may help you get fit if you cut it out.

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
this triggered

whereismyname
whereismyname

@FastChef
u sure showed that drumpfkin rofl!

w8t4u
w8t4u

John Carmack Mews.

Inmate
Inmate

@hairygrape
implying they didnt pay him to be photographed with coke

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Can someone shoop all of these to be white Monsters? Thanks.

Evilember
Evilember

@RavySnake

His genetics are low test and looking feminine. Congrats on your homolust though.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Diet coke is for retards, coke zero is objectively better

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
Nicotine improves brain function though

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Sharpcharm
Nicotine "improves" brain function in the same way that speed does. Which is to say, you'd probably be better off cutting the drugs and just getting a full night's sleep

farquit
farquit

@Sharpcharm
It also makes you a joyless dopamine driven husk
inb4 you never smoke. I'm a fucking smoker.

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
2017
getting a full nights sleep while taking 18 credits and lifting 2hr a day
I wish bro

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
If you're taking 18 hours you're probably not in a major that requires actual work or even going to class

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Bidwell
18 credits is above average for a semester. What are you talking about?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
Exactly. Stupid majors like english or history have you take 18 hours, STEM is usually 15 unless you're trying to graduate early

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Why do you keep calling credits 'hours'?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lord_Tryzalot
Hang on, are you in the US?

5mileys
5mileys

@Evil_kitten
Yes but even if you're in the UK, saying "I'm taking 15 hours this semester." doesn't make sense.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl

he doesn't even know about laboratory classes

Do you even STEM bro?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@5mileys
I honest to god hate Britspeak so fucking much. The U.S. alternative expressions make more sense 9/10 times.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@5mileys
I'm in the US. We say "hours" in my region
@cum2soon
Lab classes are why stem programs have fewer hours/credits. A 3 hour lab block only gives you one.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
What region? I've never heard anyone refer to a semester's worth of classes as hours ever.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Booteefool
Texas

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Booteefool

This.

He's doing damage control. I never heard "hours either. It's credits, always has been.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell

I'm in Texas. We say credits.

Evilember
Evilember

@Stupidasole

carmack has transcended humanity, macronutrients and calories no longer matter to him

FastChef
FastChef

@lostmypassword
The fuck you mean "damage control", are you autistic?

Snarelure
Snarelure

implying 1 credit equals to 1 hour
In what countries university?

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