And this is our son Anon’s room! He’s quite the fitness enthusiast...
And this is our son Anon’s room! He’s quite the fitness enthusiast
IM A SICK CUNT BREH
What the fuck is that table? How poor are you?
this poor guy. why is his picture posted so much? hes just a regular ugly dude.
Conservative estimate that's at least $3000 worth of dildos. Probably as much as $4500 as many are L/XL, have custom colors and cum tubes.
He has a nice desk set up too, that man must have a nice job to afford a hobby like that.
Mom? Dad? I thought you both died 7 years ago.
Come meet Melissa. I'm so happy that you're able to meet her. We're getting married next summer and having you at the wedding would mean so much to me.
Anon, is that you in there? Who are you talking to?
Huh? Oh, no, I was just watching a youtube video, haha.
He's comfortably upper-middle-class and without anything else to spend money on no doubt.
Keep your feels out of my space
Ha! Yeah it's a Rubbermaid table.
This house is over 300k. House next door is for sale for half a million. But, I'm poor and live in the basement, so...... yeah
Nigger rich I guess? How do you like that picture tho? That was in real time. I got the perfect snap while that episode of Seinfeld was on
Damn good picture user
Are you living with your rents or just squatting?
This is my sister's house.. I'm a basement dweller
He's a journeyman welder so $18/hr.
Picture was alright, but that looks like a damn good camera tho.
Here's the whole table
Suck my ass barf
get out of my room mom you fucking whore
Life in the barracks...don't really have anything Veeky Forums related in my room, just a couple cheap dumbbells. The gym is a 3 minute walk away.
Sweet table bro I have one just like it. But I got a desk for my computer.
looks pretty comfy. what branch?
that man was a fucking genius
Thanks man! I'm very grateful of what I have. And btw, I'm going to meps next week hopefully
took this test
Recruiters are smug as fuck
tell me to lie about having smoked weed in the past to skip special dispensation
get to meps
change mind, don't want to lie under oath
Have fun at MEPS, haha. It's more boring than anything. What branch are you joining?
I also got a 98, not to sound like a dick but the ASVAB is kind of a joke. Dude, 90% of people lie under oath about drug use. Not condoning it, but it's just one of those things.
It's a percentile so if the ASVAB is a "joke" then the people taking it must be really fucking dummies. 98% means you tested above 98% of the test-takers.
I didn't think it was a joke, I was completely baffled by some of them. Like symbols for electrical engineering, I had no fucking clue. Just used intuition.
Dude, 90% of people lie under oath about drug use. Not condoning it, but it's just one of those things.
Also I read they interview people in your life you're applying for clearance. The jobs I was interested in would have required it.
First of all, yeah right. Scored a 98 on the asvab? That's pretty hard to believe. If that's true then ill suck your dick (no homo)
Also, I've got 2 pot charges myself and the navy is the only branch who might take me at this point. The army can't waive 2 pot charges, so I guess I'll just have to go dround in the ocean. Besides, technically you would have been lying Before you took the oath
I had the same experience. I'd been out of high school for almost two years when I took the test, and I found quite a few of the questions pretty confusing. I used intuition to answer most of the mechanical/shape questions. I was really surprised when they gave me my score, I thought I did awful.
They do interview you. It's nothing too intense, about a ten minute talk with an investigator about your life and work history, and they'll probably call references you give them and ask them about your drug use/character. Just tell your buddies to not mention you smoking weed.
That's funny, I just read the electrical engineering chapter. To many fucking symbols
I'm trying to join the navy. I wanted to join the army but they won't take me
Bro what a slob!
ever since i've been single it's just gotten worse
I miss them so much, and it's like, i don't have any reason to keep my house clean.
I am getting better, and i'm slowly improving, but it's so hard to care
Its worse than you think
Ill clean tonight
gets me every time
I scored nearly perfect on this portion. I studied for three nights and that shit is somehow still in my head.
Don't study by book you caveman. Search usatestprep ASVAB
Clean that shit up player!
I'm in the same boat bro. My bedroom is fucking disgusting. I haven't changed my sheets in a year. Floor is covered in dirty clothes and garbage.
I don't know why I don't clean it. I never used to live like this.
I don't know why I don't clean it. I never used to live like this.
Depression's got me bad too bro. Just brushing my teeth regularly seems like an impossible task.
I filled one rubbish bag and i'll take it out when i go to work
I'll just spend like, 30 mins a day cleaning every day and that should help compared to the 0 seconds i usually spend
Studying for meps? Lol have fun being a grunt
@Garbage Can Lid
I know nothing of the military
Every branch and job is a grunt!
Gets me every damn time holy fuck
I have always tested super well. But my parents were shitters who thought I could carry myself through life on brains alone and never urged me to apply myself, so now I'm a really smart unemployable 31 year old.
And yeah, I mean I wasn't REALLY wanting to do it. I needed a job, fast, and that was guaranteed room and board and I figured I'd get fit and life skills. But a dishonorable discharge is equivalent to a felony, it seemed like too much a risk. I am not a soldier.
You guys should get a pet. I mean, if you're not going to let it die from neglect, that is.
CLEAN YOUR ROOMS FAGGOTS
Eh, I don't think I'm depressed. I just don't have any motivation to clean. Nobody comes to my apartment. And even though I'm grossed out by it on occasion I rarely have the energy to clean.
But I always clean when people come over. I would never let anyone else see my apartment this filthy. I usually rush around in a marathon cleaning session for a few hours before someone arrives. Then after they leave it's a slow degradation back into messiness.
That sounds like chronic depression to me.
I used to live like a slob, now I keep my house tidy. As tidy as it can be with 2 fucking cats anyway, these guys are goddamn animals.
for the asvab
That's a big hand
He's a dildo salesman
CEO of Obsidian
Comfiest place ever
Anyone has that pic a guy's pecs which looks like someone is fisting a big ass?
Autism in all its glory.
Kek is that large condoms
damn dude u are poor as shit
Why do people do this?
condoms on the floor
Surely you don't bring girls into that mess?
its a horribly small pong table and the edges dont have a proper lip for flip cup
how many of those could you reliably shelf without fucking your shit up?
oh, watch this, he does this neat little trick that always makes him look like hes having fun
Anon, sweetie? Could you please show the Johnsons your death-lifts?
Kek was literally about to post this you read my mind user
CLEAN YOUR ROOM FAGGOTS
I, for one, tried that.
I got sugar gliders. A set of triplets. I took them everywhere in a little pouch I wore under my hoodie or jacket so I could surreptitiously feed them lil snacks and they'd get used to the way I smell. They had really strong preferences when it came to music. I didn't always agree with their taste, but I liked playing them music to help them relax. They loved Tracy Chapman. 'Fast Car' always put them right to sleep.
I had just left the service and fuck me if it wasn't a weird feeling to come home and not have to set an alarm for the ass-crack of pre-dawn. I'd considered suicide a handful of times but now I had these beautiful little things counting on me so I at least knew I had to wake up tomorrow and feed them.
My sister murdered them by accidentally leaving the back door open in the dead of winter while I was asleep. It got down to about 40 degrees Fahrenheit before I woke up, and by the time I did, they were all either dead or terminally ill.
This was about a decade ago, and I can't bring myself to take on that kind of responsibility again
If I manicure those nails will you die?
GO AWAY RASPUTIN
nice ugly hat collection
I was a virgin and didn't know what size to get and am in asia where i would not fit into the local baby sized condoms
so got a box of 100 assorted large condoms off ebay
The only ones that fit me are King sized ones, the large is too tight even
I've brought one night stands home,but really i just miss my ex too much and have given up a bit
beer pong table
who tf watches censored porn
...unfortunately he passed away a few years ago. He constructed some sort of weird contraption in the garage that suspended a bar above him. THe neighbors heard him screaming "lightweight babies!" and "I'm fucking zebras!"
Please doc, if you could tell us why he did this, we'd be so grateful. We just want to know why.
MEPS isnt bad! I go back Monday to swear in, and get secret clearance! Made an 81 on my ASVAB and was able to get the job I wanted. 25S
Would lounge in
Weird panorama picture I took a few days ago, surprised that it's cleaner than most of the shit people have posted.
Seriously, clean your fucking rooms guys
@Garbage Can Lid
Kek I forgot about this gif.
@Garbage Can Lid
I thought the Army took all the rejects? Is that just a meme?
he built... that... all by himself
too bad this retard put the sides of the squat rack like 2 cm away from the walls. Good luck loading a barbell dipshit
let's do this
There are many living creatures who needs a person like you just as much as you need them, don't deny yourself or them the joy of living together user. Life is short, precious and always moving on. Don't get stuck, just learn from it for the next time.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE I KILL YOU NIGGER
YES YOU BLACKIE IN THE MIDDLE
Simplest and best home gym I've seen.
Just a little bit under 1/2/3/4, I slacked off and lost some progress this summer unfortunately.
Ah. I'm roughly 2/3/4/5, I just looked on amazon, they have those kind of squat stands but most of them only hold 390. I'd have to pay a lot more for stronger rated stands
Nothing really, just a workout for jaw muscles he learned at the gym.
Got a 96. Chose nuke. I suggest doing a lot of research in what rate you want to do. They may try to bully you into a rate you don't want. You haven't signed anything. You have no commitment to them. You should say no if it's not what you want. That being said, be realistic. If you get a low score, you are gonna get fewer options.
we have that shit in middle school or whatever the fuck is equivalent from polish school
jesus christ americans are really retards
do you prefer guys to cum in your anus or do you want to swallow it or do you like it just all over your face and chest
tfw parents have been showing around possible 'tenants' for the last few months
my room is the only room other than theirs
they haven't even told me they want me to leave but is obvious they do
whenever they show my room they say things like 'this is our current tenant, he won't be here in December'
'ignore the smell, our current tenant didn't realise that the carpet isn't made of toilet paper, we will clean everything to the highest standard'
'we will also be installing a new bed, and new wardrobes because the current tenant often stores clothes that are stained with fluids in them'
my father made me sign some documents recently at the time he told me they were petitions to bring back the McPizza
they have stopped talking to me and never invite me for dinner
tfw my room smells bad and looks ugly
pretty sure last week I fell out of bed and landed on some legos I was playing with before bed, and now the lego is stuck under my fat flabs and I can feel it but can't get to it
if I get kicked out I will probably die because I often shit myself at night, and the shit gets into my fat folds and I need them to clean it or I would get infections
Good god get your shit together
Enthusiasm and tunnel vision can produce masterpieces but can also lead to blind braindead shit like this.
RIP user of legend. I hope you eventually found a place for your rack you goddman moron.
This is the Before picture. Only you can decide what the After looks like.
Damn this hit me hard. The modern era is making some sad shit for the lesser ones among us.
Requesting pic of your room.
Say manlet pit again...
No wonder they left you. Get your shit together Jerry.
I wish I could live with grandma
Can I get an ID on that bed and desk
looks like uni dorm furniture to me boy.
Wow what a cunt
lmao this grown little nigga has kids clothes on lmfao lol`
Regular twink faggot from /g/BST
Spoken like a true dragon dildo connoiseur.
I came here specifically for this picture. Thank you
i.imgur.com/LZqHbLr.jpg for those interested.
I was battle buddying a guy who went and talked with a private investigator for a clearance. ended up taking 4 hours
dont be a fucking pig, clean that shit up. just watching it i want to clean it up...
Well at least he's got good music taste
here it is
this is a real person
NIgger please leave
What in the fuck bro jesus get married fast
fug you mom, you are supposed to be 2000 miles away, im not your son anymore
Get a smol doggo :3
Also WRITE A FUCKING BOOK or at least start upp a blog or smth because you writing style is seriously super intense and direct and awesome soon to be done with grieving user
Blue board cmon man
Doesn't look like a prison cell
one room double
J U S T
this is why we need sharia law. unattended women only invite pain for all.
Read this in zyzz’s voice, gave me a nice kek
But now a sad kek... rip the sick cunt himself
your gf needs to lose some weight.
mfw I'm such a fucking faggot that i noticed you have large size condoms and now wonder what your junk looks like
it is nice desu, my roommate and I are cordial, she and I just sort of do our own thing, no animosity. I have a lot more space and privacy than when I lived at home.
@Garbage Can Lid
Lol nice shitkickers, m8. Billy Ray Cyrus would be proud.
that accurate scale replica dolphin cock
You think so? That's a great compliment, thanks. I sure didn't expect my lard-ass-havin'-ass to get any compliments around Veeky Forums unless I posted a dick pic or something.
I think you should take a good long look at that photo and maybe question whether or not your taste in music is actually as good as you think it is.
okay hold right the fuck on
I was a 25S, and I needed top secret/SCI. I challenge you to a duel.
fuck off you literal faggot
it's my roommate's
(i am a fag tho, but who on Veeky Forums isnt?)
Does this guy have a bike rack in his fucking bedroom?
I've dated a guy who had to shop in the teens section, don't be mean
I've always wanted a gf of iron.
Faggots always treat their parents like shit, every single time.
cleaning in progress today. starting with laundry
They left to go home to Germany, and i'll follow them soon, i miss them too much
It can be used to store the pl8s m8.
why not have a dividing wall and two doors? like make the rooms ever so slightly larger ffs, that looks uncomfy as fuck niggah
There are homeless animals that need someone like you, if you'll answer the call again.
Holy fuck that image. I've never felt so much rage since le rickster turned himself into a pickle and finished off the avengers.
Try not to touch anything please.
Imagine taking a blue light to that room
I'm not your son damnit, I'm a fallen angel.
CLEAN YOUR ROOM
While cleaning your room, listen to this
@Garbage Can Lid
The madman didn't even stop
He didn't hear her coming in, he's wearing closed back headphones.