SIPS RIP 2016-2017

eGremlin
eGremlin

Goodnight sweet prince

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/energy-drinks-leave-father-hole-193750787.html
https://www.uab.edu/news/focus-on-patient-care/item/7785-uab-case-study-chronicles-first-brain-bleed-tied-to-energy-drinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV2EUUF47Ms
http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/10/13/energy-drinks-cost-new-father-part-his-skull-wife-claims.html
CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@eGremlin
"After a two hour drive to the hospital, I learned that my husband, the father of my child, the person I am so deeply in love with, had had a brain hemorrhage. Why? The doctors concluded (after running his tox screen and ruling out drugs) that this horrible event was due to his recent excessive energy drink consumption (a habit he had built when he started working longer hours and commuting)."

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

His face looks exactly how i expect it to look

Soft_member
Soft_member

@eGremlin
What?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@eGremlin
We need a 21 SIPS Salute for this martyr

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Soft_member
read @CodeBuns

Flameblow
Flameblow

Article in case you were actually interested in reading
https://www.yahoo.com/news/energy-drinks-leave-father-hole-193750787.html

farquit
farquit

SIPPERS BTFO

FastChef
FastChef

Energy drinks dissolve a hole in your skull
Might start drinking more of them

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Flameblow
what
WHAT

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@eGremlin
I lik to hav sips

farquit
farquit

@Nude_Bikergirl
I bet at one point he listened to either Tool or ICP intensely.
Possibly has a hatchetman tattoo somewhere.
Definitely owns a longboard.
Just can't quite "figure himself out" but he's optimistic a culinary degree will be his ticket to financial freedom

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How the fuck did drinking too many energy drinks take half of his head? How is this guy still alive?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Flameblow
how many was he drinking? what brand? was he on drugs too?

zero fucking information that is actually needed was written in here, are they idiots

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
Brain hemorrhage will do that

Skullbone
Skullbone

is that supermang?

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
Surely it's not the one you're drinking! You'll be fine!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
Sips doesn't actually make you less tired
it just kills the part of your brain that was feeling tired

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Flameblow
That quality journalism
Oh god don't click it they don't deserve the revenue

5mileys
5mileys

@Ignoramus
Who didn't know this? SIPS are a bandaid.

idontknow
idontknow

Sounds like there was far more involved than the snippet is telling.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@farquit

Shots fired

Emberburn
Emberburn

Welp I am cured of any desire to drink these things.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@eGremlin
SIPS reject those too weak for its power
He was unworthy and paid the price

Drink deep and do not fear

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lunatick
@idontknow
https://www.uab.edu/news/focus-on-patient-care/item/7785-uab-case-study-chronicles-first-brain-bleed-tied-to-energy-drinks

JunkTop
JunkTop

@idontknow
Agreed. This article stinks of baseless fear mongering.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan
read @JunkTop

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Flameblow
yahoo news
super legit

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Ignoramus
Then read @BinaryMan

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BinaryMan
57 year old grampa with a history of high blood pressure drinks what sounds like a redline energy drink for the very first time in his life.
Doctor even admits to sipping, and recommends that people just stay informed about the ingredients

Hmmmmmm

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
but user i drink la croix

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
It's all relative. I bet the doctor has like a cup of coffee, not the amount people who weightlift obsess about

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin

looks like shes taking a drink from his head

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BinaryMan
Can it really be the caffeine? A small starbucks coffee is more cafffeine than a serving of monster. An expresso or cold brew can be double the caffeine.

Is there something else in these sips?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TalkBomber
The article specifically mentions that he consumes energy drinks, and is not against them. To your credit, he probably still isn't sipping as much as the average /fit/izen.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spazyfool
Sucralose thickens your blood.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
Solid kek.

idontknow
idontknow

@farquit
Spoiler on his rice burner as well. Probably with an element or grenade logo

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Harmless_Venom
This made me laugh the hardest this entire year.

Evilember
Evilember

when the sip hits

viagrandad
viagrandad

please enjoy my memes

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
@TurtleCat
good lord

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
yahoo

5mileys
5mileys

@TurtleCat
This. He was never going to make it

w8t4u
w8t4u

Who here /sipboy/?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@w8t4u
I think energy drinks are disgusting. Why do you supposedly healthy motherfuckers like them so much?

If I'm super tired I'll drink a coffee or nap.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
Fuck the brand I'd even settle for some kind of link to energy drinks, given how long these things have been on the market and the heavy consumption among American youth I would think if there was some horrible skull dissolving property it would become known by now, if not by the FDA then at least by conspiracy nutjobs on the internet

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TreeEater
my thoughts exactly

brand
ingredients
frequency
hydration level
activity level
family history of stroke
???

Emberburn
Emberburn

@eGremlin
Someone with expect shoop skills needs to have some sips being poured into his tobogon and move the broad up so it looks like she's drinking it.

WebTool
WebTool

@Harmless_Venom
MONSTER ENERGY KEKS BTFO

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lunatick
thinking the average person here falls for this marketing shit

Its a small group of newfags circlejerking to be accepted by conforming to a brand identity

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@FastChef
when the cuphead memes get too real

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TurtleCat
First panel is literally just

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin

worth it

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spazyfool
expresso
uneducated swine

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
the life of a wagecuck
LMAO.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Harmless_Venom
Huehuehue

WebTool
WebTool

OOh what a surprise SIPers are brainlet.

FastChef
FastChef

tfw i had 2 sips today

viagrandad
viagrandad

I mean, as per the article, the energy drink increased his blood pressure which blew out an aneurysm.

This isn't exactly "energy drinks cause brain haems" it's "high blood pressure and already structually weak vasculature causes haems".

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn

This

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@happy_sad
You want a "cuppachino" or a "Muggachino"

Aussies will relate

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Garbage Can Lid
because energy drinks are only marginally worse than coffee in reality. if you regularly drink coffee and are spooked by shit like energy drinks chances you are a massive brainlet who fell for sensationalist fear mongering and muh children memes

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TurtleCat
He even has the virgin nerd neck. Poor man.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
@Lunatick
these pictures fucking hurt my eyes
what the fuck is wrong with them

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
what the fuck is wrong with them
are you talking about your eyes or the pictures?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CodeBuns
The doctors concluded (after running his tox screen and ruling out drugs) that this horrible event was due to his recent excessive energy drink consumption

This sounds extremely unprofessional and unscientific.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

reminder that this guy still looks better than 90% of Veeky Forums

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lord_Tryzalot
Your average starbucks drink is basically hot ice cream, so it couldn't be that either.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@DeathDog
What are your credentials (with photos ofc).

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Will the material from the skull be used to fill the hole in my heart? If so, what brand was the guy drinking?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'm an unemployed 30 year old going to community college that is too ashamed to have any photos of himself. Does that help?

All I'm saying is maybe they should've talked about how caffeine spikes your blood pressure rather than hurr durr too many sour sodas :^)))

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Illusionz
brain dissolving
from a picture of a skull that's undergone surgery

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@eGremlin
loose

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
Where are you getting this information from? Also what energy drinks even have sucralose in them

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
brainlet detected

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methnerd
STOP POSTING DANGANRONPA SPOILERS

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Harmless_Venom
Good form

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

so his brain exploded and they couldn't reconstruct the skull?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sisp

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spazyfool
Nah son I literally take a gram [+\-] of caffeine anhydrous ED for years now, and am exceptionally healthy

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Need_TLC
This
Brains bleeding
skull intact
Le surgeonery
"Wanna put it back in? "
"nah"

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TurtleCat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV2EUUF47Ms

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Nude_Bikergirl
harmin loista

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
I chuckled
What happens if you drink energy drinks from the skulls of energy drink victims?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@farquit
Don't group tool with icp you fucking faggot

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TurtleCat
Jesus Christ if I didn't kill myself I would just do every drug imaginable every day. Fuck I'd leave my wife too Bc you know she's gonna cheat, fucking whores.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@VisualMaster
Yeah no shit. Tool is so bad they make ICP sound good. At least the clowns are funny.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@eGremlin
2017
not having a skull vent so you can keep your brain cool while you think about your next sip

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
best post

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@farquit
The culinary school meme actually worked for my cousin. Dude was rudderless for a long time but now he works at a nice place in a decent city and has a pastry chef wife.

takes2long
takes2long

AYO

WHERE ALL DA SIPS AT

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/10/13/energy-drinks-cost-new-father-part-his-skull-wife-claims.html

The comments on the story are glorious.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Emberburn
toboggan

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@farquit
Damn.

@Dreamworx
Either they're the fattest fucks ever or they are both skinny and chain smoke

RumChicken
RumChicken

@eGremlin
This is the water, this is the well, sip full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

eGremlin
eGremlin

*sips*

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
Fucking kek

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
Yeah why don't they just give out protected health info

Skullbone
Skullbone

@w8t4u
I just like the berry flavour in so many energy drinks, nothing else really captures that berry flavour for me to be honest it just the berry flavour that I keep drinking them for I wouldn't even drink them were it not for the berry flavour. I can't explain it, it's something to do with that berry flavour that I really enjoy.
You know?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@PurpleCharger
@Methnerd
i play badace attorney

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Harmless_Venom
Aayyyy

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
Goddamn those commenters are spicier than Veeky Forums and they ain’t even anonymous who hurt you?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
He could cover it by getting something to fill the hole and putting a medium length wig on

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Harmless_Venom
Came here expecting this

massdebater
massdebater

@eGremlin
i just wonder how did energy drink overdose would cause a massive hole on someones head. maybe someone dropped a sip from the 50th floor and hit him in the head

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
wtf the comments, time to go deeper boys

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lord_Tryzalot
Based jimmy spilling the beans.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@DeathDog
yeah, senpai get some wood putty and sand it down

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Fried_Sushi
Should I try the game? I own a computer.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
Are you over 25?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
24, is that a problem?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Dreamworx
You don't know how deep this meme goes

JunkTop
JunkTop

@girlDog
So that they can't let his family sue the drink maker

RumChicken
RumChicken

@eGremlin
dat disgusting landwhale he have for a wife.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CodeBuns
energy drinks
not just good ol' fashion coffee and cola

Boo this man.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tfw used to binge on weed and energy drinks at uni roughly 4-5 months straight
Wew lads could've died. Good thing I didn't suffer any lasting banana pancakes.

askme
askme

@WebTool
tfw Red Bull master race

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TurtleCat
how was he even able to function?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
Jew4good106

StonedTime
StonedTime

@kizzmybutt
I'm curious. What kind of music do you listen to?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lord_Tryzalot
BOOM
you cannot sue your coke dealer for injury caused by your illegal drug abuse
you can sue an energy drink dealer for injury caused by your legal sips abuse

Says the guy was a coke head and the girl is taking down all of their social media to erase any evidence of how they lived and what the doctors told them about what caused the aneurism. The guy fucked himself up by using illegal drugs and now they’re blaming it on energy drinks so they can sue for millions. I can’t entirely blame them, they’re going to be in serious debt for the rest of their lives and one of them is now too retarded to work.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Skullbone
so long as your brain stem is undamaged you can survive with half a brain. You can be functionally the same as well.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
poorly.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
chromatic aberration

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StonedTime

i listen to anime music

StonedTime
StonedTime

@eGremlin
now his wife will have two babies to care for, her disabled husband and newborn

5mileys
5mileys

energy drinks turn you into fucking kappas

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
Oh word.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@eGremlin
loose
nice try OP. I would've believed it if you weren't retarded

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