Goodnight sweet prince
SIPS RIP 2016-2017
"After a two hour drive to the hospital, I learned that my husband, the father of my child, the person I am so deeply in love with, had had a brain hemorrhage. Why? The doctors concluded (after running his tox screen and ruling out drugs) that this horrible event was due to his recent excessive energy drink consumption (a habit he had built when he started working longer hours and commuting)."
His face looks exactly how i expect it to look
We need a 21 SIPS Salute for this martyr
Article in case you were actually interested in reading
Energy drinks dissolve a hole in your skull
Might start drinking more of them
I lik to hav sips
I bet at one point he listened to either Tool or ICP intensely.
Possibly has a hatchetman tattoo somewhere.
Definitely owns a longboard.
Just can't quite "figure himself out" but he's optimistic a culinary degree will be his ticket to financial freedom
How the fuck did drinking too many energy drinks take half of his head? How is this guy still alive?
how many was he drinking? what brand? was he on drugs too?
zero fucking information that is actually needed was written in here, are they idiots
Brain hemorrhage will do that
is that supermang?
Surely it's not the one you're drinking! You'll be fine!
Sips doesn't actually make you less tired
it just kills the part of your brain that was feeling tired
That quality journalism
Oh god don't click it they don't deserve the revenue
Who didn't know this? SIPS are a bandaid.
Sounds like there was far more involved than the snippet is telling.
Welp I am cured of any desire to drink these things.
SIPS reject those too weak for its power
He was unworthy and paid the price
Drink deep and do not fear
Agreed. This article stinks of baseless fear mongering.
57 year old grampa with a history of high blood pressure drinks what sounds like a redline energy drink for the very first time in his life.
Doctor even admits to sipping, and recommends that people just stay informed about the ingredients
but user i drink la croix
It's all relative. I bet the doctor has like a cup of coffee, not the amount people who weightlift obsess about
looks like shes taking a drink from his head
Can it really be the caffeine? A small starbucks coffee is more cafffeine than a serving of monster. An expresso or cold brew can be double the caffeine.
Is there something else in these sips?
The article specifically mentions that he consumes energy drinks, and is not against them. To your credit, he probably still isn't sipping as much as the average /fit/izen.
Sucralose thickens your blood.
Spoiler on his rice burner as well. Probably with an element or grenade logo
This made me laugh the hardest this entire year.
when the sip hits
please enjoy my memes
This. He was never going to make it
Who here /sipboy/?
I think energy drinks are disgusting. Why do you supposedly healthy motherfuckers like them so much?
If I'm super tired I'll drink a coffee or nap.
Fuck the brand I'd even settle for some kind of link to energy drinks, given how long these things have been on the market and the heavy consumption among American youth I would think if there was some horrible skull dissolving property it would become known by now, if not by the FDA then at least by conspiracy nutjobs on the internet
my thoughts exactly
family history of stroke
Someone with expect shoop skills needs to have some sips being poured into his tobogon and move the broad up so it looks like she's drinking it.
MONSTER ENERGY KEKS BTFO
thinking the average person here falls for this marketing shit
Its a small group of newfags circlejerking to be accepted by conforming to a brand identity
when the cuphead memes get too real
First panel is literally just
the life of a wagecuck
OOh what a surprise SIPers are brainlet.
tfw i had 2 sips today
I mean, as per the article, the energy drink increased his blood pressure which blew out an aneurysm.
This isn't exactly "energy drinks cause brain haems" it's "high blood pressure and already structually weak vasculature causes haems".
You want a "cuppachino" or a "Muggachino"
Aussies will relate
@Garbage Can Lid
because energy drinks are only marginally worse than coffee in reality. if you regularly drink coffee and are spooked by shit like energy drinks chances you are a massive brainlet who fell for sensationalist fear mongering and muh children memes
He even has the virgin nerd neck. Poor man.
what the fuck is wrong with them
are you talking about your eyes or the pictures?
The doctors concluded (after running his tox screen and ruling out drugs) that this horrible event was due to his recent excessive energy drink consumption
This sounds extremely unprofessional and unscientific.
reminder that this guy still looks better than 90% of Veeky Forums
Your average starbucks drink is basically hot ice cream, so it couldn't be that either.
What are your credentials (with photos ofc).
Will the material from the skull be used to fill the hole in my heart? If so, what brand was the guy drinking?
I'm an unemployed 30 year old going to community college that is too ashamed to have any photos of himself. Does that help?
All I'm saying is maybe they should've talked about how caffeine spikes your blood pressure rather than hurr durr too many sour sodas :^)))
from a picture of a skull that's undergone surgery
Where are you getting this information from? Also what energy drinks even have sucralose in them
STOP POSTING DANGANRONPA SPOILERS
so his brain exploded and they couldn't reconstruct the skull?
Nah son I literally take a gram [+\-] of caffeine anhydrous ED for years now, and am exceptionally healthy
"Wanna put it back in? "
What happens if you drink energy drinks from the skulls of energy drink victims?
Don't group tool with icp you fucking faggot
Jesus Christ if I didn't kill myself I would just do every drug imaginable every day. Fuck I'd leave my wife too Bc you know she's gonna cheat, fucking whores.
Yeah no shit. Tool is so bad they make ICP sound good. At least the clowns are funny.
not having a skull vent so you can keep your brain cool while you think about your next sip
The culinary school meme actually worked for my cousin. Dude was rudderless for a long time but now he works at a nice place in a decent city and has a pastry chef wife.
WHERE ALL DA SIPS AT
The comments on the story are glorious.
Either they're the fattest fucks ever or they are both skinny and chain smoke
This is the water, this is the well, sip full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
Yeah why don't they just give out protected health info
I just like the berry flavour in so many energy drinks, nothing else really captures that berry flavour for me to be honest it just the berry flavour that I keep drinking them for I wouldn't even drink them were it not for the berry flavour. I can't explain it, it's something to do with that berry flavour that I really enjoy.
Goddamn those commenters are spicier than Veeky Forums and they ain’t even anonymous who hurt you?
He could cover it by getting something to fill the hole and putting a medium length wig on
Came here expecting this
i just wonder how did energy drink overdose would cause a massive hole on someones head. maybe someone dropped a sip from the 50th floor and hit him in the head
wtf the comments, time to go deeper boys
Based jimmy spilling the beans.
yeah, senpai get some wood putty and sand it down
Should I try the game? I own a computer.
Are you over 25?
24, is that a problem?
You don't know how deep this meme goes
So that they can't let his family sue the drink maker
dat disgusting landwhale he have for a wife.
not just good ol' fashion coffee and cola
Boo this man.
tfw used to binge on weed and energy drinks at uni roughly 4-5 months straight
Wew lads could've died. Good thing I didn't suffer any lasting banana pancakes.
tfw Red Bull master race
how was he even able to function?
I'm curious. What kind of music do you listen to?
you cannot sue your coke dealer for injury caused by your illegal drug abuse
you can sue an energy drink dealer for injury caused by your legal sips abuse
Says the guy was a coke head and the girl is taking down all of their social media to erase any evidence of how they lived and what the doctors told them about what caused the aneurism. The guy fucked himself up by using illegal drugs and now they’re blaming it on energy drinks so they can sue for millions. I can’t entirely blame them, they’re going to be in serious debt for the rest of their lives and one of them is now too retarded to work.
so long as your brain stem is undamaged you can survive with half a brain. You can be functionally the same as well.
i listen to anime music
now his wife will have two babies to care for, her disabled husband and newborn
energy drinks turn you into fucking kappas
nice try OP. I would've believed it if you weren't retarded