Does NOFAP his entire life

tfw not blessed with perfect facial symmetry

Hey that's not Sean O'Pry (also guarantee Sean faps, he's a total aspie)

clearly Jesus did not fap.

Goose is the very definition of a true man

You think he DIDN'T fuck the holes in his hands?

Not worth having 50% of your vision blocked by your eyebrows

You wish you had these eyes user

Yeah whatever

I would have done NOFAP my whole life if I got girls and was socially adjusted my whole life

no

He would be perfect as TE Lawrence in the remake

Hooded eyes are insanely aesthetic

No they're not. Next thing you'll tell me is that Asians are aesthetic

Hooded eyes =/= Asian eyes.
Asian eyes aren't necessarily hooded, it's just an epicanthal fold. They also typically have not much in the way of a brow bone. It tends to look better on other races because it's sort of a double eyelid, wherein Asians lack one.

Is that gigachad

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why the FUCK CAN'T I GROW A STUBBLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How does one grow a stubble?

I just shave every 7 days. But those 2 days of no facial hair I feel like shit, honestly I go from a 6 to like a 7.5 with my stubble.

I didn't fap until 17. Easy to never fap if you never have the urge to, which I didn't because I didn't know how it felt.

>be in 9th grade
>have to do school presentation on schools in other countries
>get assigned japan
>go home
>open askjeeves.com
>type in "japanese school kids"
>click on first link
>opens to video of japanese girl strip teasing in a school outfit
>MyBonerWhen.jpeg
>start researching more videos
>suddenly pants feel wet
>close out of "homework"
>go to bathroom
>literal river of jizz in my pants
>mfw it won't stop
>start panicking
>grab new pair of pants
>stuff socks into crotch to absorb waterfall of jizz
>go back downstairs to actually do homework
>forget that I stuffed socks in pants
>walk around house dropping socks everywhere
>mom gets home from work and yells at me for leaving my "sweaty" socks everywhere

prior to this incident I thought jizzing was just getting a boner and forcing yourself to piss

How does he do it?

He's reptilian

per cent

A-archer?

Sounds like your mom's going rate

>eyes too close together
>eyes lopsided
>can't act, has autism
At least Jared Leto had aesthetics.

>No one is dolph posting

Dolph is a God among men, if you don't think he's the best person ever short of Christ himself you're retarded

Cope harder, faplet

I have never masturbated. Not a big deal. I just find it gross. I used to be sexually active but haven't been for a few years now and still never masturbated. Early 20s now

Is Gosling actually autistic?

>can get literally any woman in the world
>goes for a middle aged beaner with a chip on her shoulder

I COULD BE WRONG...

i could be BLACK

Want the hotwire to your head?

>put two and two together
... 4!!!
That means he's gay.

>implying you need porn when you can fuck whomever

ANGER IS AN ENERGY

Sometime I wonder if discovering fap at 9 yo is the reason why I stayed a virgin for so long.

Pro Coping here, post gl guys without hooded eyes fag

The number is apparently 21 times a month. To completely remove the risk of prostate cancer from not ejaculating.

Gosling is Chad, a likeable Chad that even /r9k/ worships (because of Lars and the real Girl, Only God Forgives and BR2049, three of the most /r9k/ movies out there), but still a Chad. He doesn't need to masturbate, he must just look in the direction of a woman and 5 minutes later he get laid.

This is the thing, Dolph isn't human, he tried to play one in his TED talk, but we all know the truth, so you can't count him, he is literally perfection, possibly a successful gene experiment.

Minoxidil

Understand his situation, if you can get every 10/10 super model in the world you probably go more after a still good looking one with personality that fits yours.

Why do I consider Gosling more attractive even though the other guy is literal perfectly?

Exactly what I was thinking, though he looks just a little bit too young.

(((scientists)))

Same situation with Hugh Jackman and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.

top kek

>most attractive man alive

Not even close you fucking retard

His social status and money make him the 0.1%

Source for this claim? I google but couldn't find anything

do you mean they jews?

Holy shit i want this to happen

I would go see that

Goose is goals

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>Literally the most attractive man alive
I assume you meant to attach this picture OP

>tfw you can makes sexual jokes about jesus but god forbid you say bad shit about niggers
Oh Brave New World

sexual jokes are bad?

He looks like the 3rd member of Columbine crew here.

Every grill says hes perfect because he looks 'obtainable'
He isnt ridicilous beautiful and makes them dont look so vapid as well
Same thing back when grills love to say jhonny depp was perfect cause charm and shit; they dont look vapid saying this stuff

>literally the most attractive man alive

are you fucking kidding? he gets mogged hard my any male model

Fetuses fap in the womb, babies fap, toddlers fap etc. Its impossible to be nofap your entire life

It's not fair, man. The jews took our test.

he has the eyes of a cockerel, fucking tiny

does gosling have pectus or is that just a weird angle

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Three questions -

1. Who is that?
2. Do people really think he's extremely attractive? I mean, he looks decent, but nothing special.
3. How can you POSSIBLY know he doesn't jack off?

Will you go back to your larp board already
Nobody cares about how scared you are of blacks

>tfw the sacred cow is niggers instead of religious figures

Status halo. O'Pry would make Gosling look like human garbage if he stood next to him.

its the hair
its not too blond but not dark like a medshit

kek