FPH-Cringe Edition

likme
likme

FPH-Cringe Edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://youtu.be/4GY1L4hgXHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBdMq3MB4no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUmp67YDlHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@WebTool
This is incredibly sad.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
@kizzmybutt

Does anyone remember the name of this ladys youtube channel? Shes really fat and just posts vids of her making recipes, comments blocked ofc. For the life of me I cannot find her channel

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stark_Naked
Is she the one who made a mars bar lasagna? Maybe search that.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SomethingNew
searching that comes back with a lot of real chocolate and mars bar lasagna recipes. what the fuck happened to the world?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@likme
That's not even a good shop. The letters aren't bending or curving.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stark_Naked
Is it Simply Sarah? I can't tell these hogs apart.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methnerd
Yeah I searched it too kek. Might be simply sara? I searched obese woman cooking YouTube and saw her

TechHater
TechHater

@kizzmybutt
i'm pretty sure i remember the one on the right is dead

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@kizzmybutt

the way she wipes her mouth with her shirt

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sharpcharm
@Flameblow
Nope, simply sarah is a different person.

Inmate
Inmate

@eGremlin
lmfao

Playboyize
Playboyize

@WebTool
What a fucking cuck
@Stupidasole
It's bot sad, it's fucking rage inducing, i'd smash the cake in my mom's face if she did something like this.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@WebTool
Normally cringe is funny mixed sadness.
This is only sadness. Jesus. I know it's his own fault but I can only feel bad for him.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@kizzmybutt
Is it true one of them died?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
I sure hope he killed his family

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stark_Naked
Slaton sisters, you can find it from there

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stark_Naked
Officially Amy Slaton, thats it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
Slaton sisters

YESSS, thats it. Thank you user!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@WebTool

haha what a fucking loser

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TalkBomber
Nope. I'm friends with the fatter one on kikebook, she's still kicking, but has a myriad of health issues

askme
askme

@VisualMaster
It's like a cyst popping

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@eGremlin
smear you in green paint
spank you like a disobedient avocado

I'm dying here.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@eGremlin
im more stable than the chair youre sitting on
maximum kek

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Lord_Tryzalot
Thanks user. Just spent the last 20 min trying to find out but only encyclopedia dramatica comes up. Said she was born 1926 and died June 29 2017. So that's pretty much par for the course there

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Inmate
I must have downs i thought this was a Chloe thread for some reason...whelp.. time to drink my coffe and eat

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stark_Naked
glutinous behaviour

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
top kek

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@WebTool
:(

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@New_Cliche
@Dreamworx
Pls no
https://youtu.be/4GY1L4hgXHU

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
all these fags posting MUH FEELS to this post

this post is hilarious, get a fucking sense of humor and stop being such a beta faggot

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sharpcharm
I'd still smash tho

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@WebTool
waahh my family is trying to endear and include me in the only ways they know fml
Kek the figure looks fucking fine, and if he did something else than dough around in front of his computer it wouldn't be the only thing they put next to him

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SniperGod
based

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@WebTool
Well, he is only 21.
Has whole life ahead of him.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Carnalpleasure
@SniperWish
Please no fat fetish photos.
No meaning in them.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperWish
i am honestly quite surprised a human can be alive under that. Think of the skeleton beneath that, and the organs that are inside the skeleton, that is what's keeping that monstrosity alive

Nojokur
Nojokur

@likme
dude you have to stop

I just found this website and this is incredibly rude, for people like me who struggle with weight.

Im not going to go into a rant about genetics because i am predisposed to get fat but please delete this post

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nojokur

piss poor b8 m8

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
if my mom tried to make my neet ass socialize for once if just with some family members and had a custom cake made for my birthday I would fucking smash it in her face
Back to r9k

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nojokur
.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Nojokur
1/10
too obvious b8

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Nojokur
,

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

this kills the fattie

RavySnake
RavySnake

@eGremlin
The sad thing is every third time that probably works.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@massdebater
Delet this immediately.
No other FPS image can make me feel more nauseous

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PackManBrainlure
Would put my dick in

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Burnblaze
doing contrast research essay between IF+keto vs traditional calorie restriction and exercise
every research paper, in the section citing difficulties, inaccuracies, and biases
"it is well-known and long-established that obese individuals do not accurately report their calorie in-take, reducing the accuracy of this study"
"of the X number of participants who began, a [SMALL MAJORITY] dropped out of the study because they could not maintain the diet"
"despite being provided measured and controlled meals, only 84% of participants adhered to the diet for the full X-week study"

The most interesting one was a study that saw 80ish% of dieters using 2-month stents of low-carb keto with 4 months of calorie restricted Mediterranean diets in between for a year manage to keep all the weight off for the entire year with nothing more than a controlled diet. The remainder that regained their weight all failed to adhere to the interim, calorie restricted diets.

takes2long
takes2long

@Sir_Gallonhead
Do you have any source for poeple on controlled diet eating at their maintainance or below gaining weight?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nojokur
pop off james

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Inmate
your'e a big girl

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
Not even that.
The blatant display of smug addict behaviour is far more revolting than anything else

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperWish

From that expression alone I'm guessing that's the kid who ate potato chips when he was in hospital and supposed to be crash dieting?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

boss has the whole building do these workouts called 20 downs bc he's super fit
basically 20 of two work outs and then a lap around the track
everyone else does some half assessments workout and runs off
I'm actually doing the workout and working on my form
literally the last one in the gym while everyone is on their way home
boss tells me to stop and he expects me to make it down to a lower number
Everyone was fucking cheating why the fuck do I even need expectations. FUCK E EVERYBODY. Especially the fucking fatties who actually pretended to do the workout and think they're more fit than me.

Techpill
Techpill

@Garbage Can Lid
He doesn’t give a shit about your form, it’s a hurr durr team building drill and you’re lagging behind the pack.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
Looks like someone has been browsing MPA for images.

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperWish
thats all he can do?
what a faggot

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Playboyize
How is it rage inducing.

5mileys
5mileys

@Nojokur

bad b8 m8

Evilember
Evilember

@Playboyize
No you wouldn't, you bitch

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
you have to understand how the minds of these people work user. to them, the ends justify the means and when all is said and done the only thing they care about is a raw number. they dont care how they get there, just that they get there so they can brag about it while ignoring the shit job they did. this applies to everything

it doesnt matter that they were quarter squats, they did 100 squats
it doesnt matter that they walked the entire way, they did a 5k
it doesnt matter nobody was above a soft 6/10, they had sex with 15 girls
it doesnt matter that they fucked around at their desk most of the time, they worked 60+ hours
it doesnt matter that they vomitted everywhere, blacked out and got alcohol poisoning, they took 12 shots

dont be that person. put effort into and care about the things you do; you may not get the highest number, but youll have the satisfaction of doing it right

Soft_member
Soft_member

@WebTool
It could've been anyone of us

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@TechHater
huge loss for humanity.

5mileys
5mileys

@RavySnake
how is that sad?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Inmate
I didn't know Pedro knew her for that long

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Emberfire
For you

Evilember
Evilember

@Nojokur
You can tell people to hide their posts but that doesn’t change how people feel. This is the truth here. We hate you fatty. You’re disgusting to look at. I’ve never been fat. If you let yourself get fat you are a loser.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

cringe edition
i have the perfect piece of oc from the gym the other night
like good for her for trying (tho she did 5 minutes of shit form low effort rowing, 5 minutes on the elliptical then went home so trying might be a strong word) but the fact that she thought it was a good idea to wear that shirt says almost everything you need to know about our society

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperWish
Is he the fattest alive atm?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@PackManBrainlure
Kek. That shirt.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Nojokur

Your feelings are no one else's responsibility.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sharpcharm
you will never have a fiancé that enjoys spending time with you and loves you for who you are

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Crazy_Nice
atleast she's not in denial, that's something i guess

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PackManBrainlure

3D shirt. Amazing.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@WebTool
I'd be anon's friend..

Inmate
Inmate

Are you happy, Veeky Forums?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@VisualMaster
Metaphor for Veeky Forums desu.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's taking so long to get fit Veeky Forums i never realized how much fat i had until i started to lose it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Inmate

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
dunno how the human body can take so much fat

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
bitch didn't even eat up

5mileys
5mileys

@Techpill
It's not for team building. It's because some of those fucks couldn't pass their PT test in the first place but wow looks like somebody's still gonna fucking fail.

@DeathDog
I hope they rot in hell I hate everyone

girlDog
girlDog

@Playboyize
Why would someone order salami two times?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberfire
This can't be real. Please

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Playboyize
I've eaten more and my stomach doesn't extend that much.

askme
askme

@Emberfire
I wonder how old this "person" is. She looks 40.

askme
askme

@Emberfire
Attention whoring this blatantly

I need to get home and watch this holy shit

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
Toppest of keks. Whoever did this deserves a medal. Or a handjob. No homo.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
That guy knows how to bulk!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Inmate
Audibly kek'd

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
You did not eat the cardboard....

whereismyname
whereismyname

@kizzmybutt
literally so fat she cant see all the way through her eyes

lmao

happy_sad
happy_sad

@ZeroReborn
fat people at the gym isnt funny though it's like a cancerpatient in a hospital

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@WebTool
Why is this is a FPH thread though?

@New_Cliche
Also this. It probably wasn't meant to be malicious. My guess is they tried to think of something to add to it for him, and they realized he doesn't ever do anything else. Or it could be intended to be a wake-up call that he entirely missed the point of in all of his self pity.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperWish
when you gain 200+ lbs but can't tell the difference in pictures
impressive

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
person

MPmaster
MPmaster

@kizzmybutt
the smell is penetrating my monitor

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberburn
That’s why I’m glutin free

massdebater
massdebater

Not all that spicy, and only tangentially related
Be me, going into my work office this morning
Finishing up a smoke outside, stubb it, head inside
This lady standing there just looks at me and says "you know those will kill you"
Look at her
300+ lb easily, maybe 5"6
Shitty mumu looking 'shirt'
I'm tired as fuck and don't want to deal with this shit
"Ha ha, yeah that's kinda the point."
Start to walk towards my office
She follows me for some reason
"Cigarettes are dangerous for you, they cause a lot of health problems."
I just ignore her, go to my office, close the door.

When will I be able to point out those fat pieces of shit for their poor choices the same way they point out mine. I didn't lose 100 lbs just to be shat on by fatties for smoking.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@girlDog
I genuinely feel bad for his heart

SniperWish
SniperWish

@massdebater
you know cigarettes are bad for you?
Fuck that meme. Everybody knows they're bad for you. And fuck the fatty for calling out anyone else for unhealthy habits.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@likme
I love how she twisted her feet inwards to move her thighs back so they can create the illusion of a thigh gap but fails miserably due to her fat

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PackManBrainlure
I've seen this shit in real life too and always cracks me up

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Inmate

She is so disgusting

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
Can you hear them snorting and grunting as their mass pushes their diaphragm and forces air out?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

We need to fat shame this fat cunt

I don't care that she's squatting 5pl8

That's almost her body weight

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
knees look weird

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@massdebater
I have never smoked, never will. I hate it when people smoke around me, but I’d rather get smoke constantly blown in my face than be a fatty. At least smoking doesn’t automatically ruin your physical appearance. Hopefully the fatty dies soon, user. Also congrats on losing the 100.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BunnyJinx
At least smoking doesn’t automatically ruin your physical appearance
neither does eating a doughnut.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@VisualMaster
LOOK WARRIORS, MY SKIN IS IMPENETRABLE, FEELINGS MUST BE ELIMINATED IN ORDER TO ASCEND TO TRUE LORD HOOD.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evilember
Not the same guy, but imo, if you let yourself get vain and cynical you're a loser. There will ALWAYS be someone better than you, they will look down on you the same way.

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperWish
kek

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@WebTool
be me
brother's birthday tomorrow
bro says he doesn't want anything special
we decide we'll only make him a cake
put a guy on it that looks like him for luls because it's his birthday and we want to show him we care
we take him to his favorite chuckie cheese's
he hasn't said a word the entire time so parents start drinking a bit to loosen up and have fun
they bring out the cake and we ask him to cut it for us being the vip today
he cuts a square cake into triangles like you would a round pizza
we joke around with him and say he's doing it wrong
he begins screeching autisticly until we get him back into his room

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
I always try and be courteous when I smoke, stand away from people, don't blow in their face, etc. Smoke does over time ruin your face, nicotine can affect some collagen in your skin, giving you wrinkles, I've started to notice it a little in my skin, so I'm actively trying to quit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Harmless_Venom

make way for Sl'Orthagorth, Destroyer of the Kingdom of Al'Ron, Devourer of Men

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StrangeWizard
Good for you man. I can’t really give you any advice on how to quit personally, but I wish you the best of luck.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Booteefool
Okay, Shrekili.

FastChef
FastChef

@Inmate
Hahahaha... Pablo

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@lostmypassword
Why would you shower before your workout? It's clear the author has never had a morning workout a day in his life.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Harmless_Venom
Is this why feminists like her? Because she's below average looking and still "famous"?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Supergrass
The "feminists" are all disgusting monsters just like her or fake pr bullshit to make it seem like she's well liked and has a following.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@DeathDog
Okay, Shrekili.
I'm not sure if you're retarded or just recently started posting on /pol/

eating a doughnut is the equivalent of smoking a cigarette beauty wise
it's not an issue immediatly, you can be pretty/healthy with a doughnut and a cigarette a week.

it's just easier to avoid them all together.

you were comparing the end result of habitually eating doughnuts with the act of smoking a cigarette, which is a false comparison.

p.s. gas the bankers, race war now/

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
boiiiiiiiiiiiis someone actually took this bait it's incredible

whereismyname
whereismyname

@WebTool
On his birthday no less

MPmaster
MPmaster

@cum2soon
This, I used to smoke a or two cigarette every week because 1 smoke is about the same as a big mac, plus I ran often so I figured the running would cancel out the cardio effects of the cigarettes. The thing is smoking just one cigarette is considerably harder than eating just one big mac, and the addiction is physical not just some pussy shit.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberfire
more like Amy Gluton

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Inmate
Women have the weakest insults ever
nobody likes you
Yeah, no shit

Emberfire
Emberfire

@cum2soon
I was joking. I know one donut isn’t going to make your rolls extrude. It was a joke, my man.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SniperWish
mirin bulk

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
Holy shit she lived that long? What the fuck man

w8t4u
w8t4u

@eGremlin
disobedient avocado
every fucking time

idontknow
idontknow

@Harmless_Venom
Wait is that a girl?

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn
Wait till you get to your goal weight and still not satisfied. That's good though. That just means you are tired of mediocrity.

Evilember
Evilember

@GoogleCat
the current state of the USA

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Is it weird that this
@massdebater

disgusts me more than this?
@girlDog

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@eGremlin
Sex with avocado?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperWish
image is from tumblr
Colour me surprised. But in all seriousness, he must be fucking strong. No matter what my form, I couldn't lift that.

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
So if they leave the gym that's like what, a cancer patient at a suntan competition?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Inmate
Are you happy Veeky Forums
Well now I certainly am.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@happy_sad
I think its more the arrogant statement on the back of their shirt. That kind of arrogance needs to be earned and if you're that fat you have a long way to go.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@iluvmen
implying that he can lift his own body
implying that he can even move

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberfire
MPA
?

idontknow
idontknow

@Snarelure
Why is this cringe? Source please.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stark_Naked
oh hey, its the Asylum Demon

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@GoogleCat
She's implying she was cute in that picture. This is five years later.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Playboyize
Couldn't even finish it.

That half assed mindset is why they're fat.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@massdebater
She's not wrong. Though, she's clearly insecure and you did the mature thing. Good job user.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
I had to run the numbers for the sake of autism, and his goal is pretty much impossible.

Losing 45 pounds of fat would require a calorie deficit of ~157,000 kcals.

At his age, weight, and sedentary lifestyle (he's on a boat, he won't be running laps or anything), his TDEE is ~2,500 calories a day.

This means that even if he totally abstained from eating, suffered no decrease in metabolism, and burnt solely fat, he would still have to wait almost 3x as long as he has supplies for. It's a novel effort tho

Firespawn
Firespawn

@RumChicken
kek

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nojokur
Take a cyanide pill, it will make you lose weight, forever

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Emberfire
Been going through phases where I smoke like 1 pack a week on the weekends, and use my mouth fedora the rest of the time, but occasionally have like a week or two where I smoke .5-1 pack a day. I think it's kinda related to my old eating habits honestly.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize
ate the small pepperoni pizza with the cardboard.

fuckin christ.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evil_kitten
digits of wisdom

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberfire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBdMq3MB4no

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
lol even the pupper knows that situation is fucked

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@DeathDog
This.

I've recently tried to actually do things properly and throughly with my workout rather than just "get through this set" and I've both felt much more satisfied and have been making progress.

Feels good man

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@girlDog
Holy shit

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@eGremlin
spank you like a disobedient avocado
fucking lol'd

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@WebTool
He can't cut cakes right
Lmao what a faggot

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
Are you envious of her thighs?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@CodeBuns
Exercise doesn't directly cause weight loss. It increases muscle density thus raising your metabolic rate and your tdee is then going to be higher naturally. The amount of weight list from the calorie loss is going to be negated by any muscle mass thats added from the exercise. The only way to lose actual "weight" is diet.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@massdebater
Mirin bicep vein tho

askme
askme

@GoogleCat
Los estatos unitos de americano
Brown skinned boy, the lady next must be her mother and she's white.

Inmate
Inmate

@GoogleCat
this makes me really sad. Fucking child abuse. fuck those parents

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Supergrass
Feminists only show support to other women the would define as uglier or fatter than themselves.

Best way to destroy a group of feminists is to get them to answer who they think is the best looking In their group. Whis is usually the person they put in charge ro push their narratives. It will cause them to cannibalize themselves.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Emberburn
I'm disappointed she decided to put on fat when she had displayed she was capable of being fit.
There is a reason she doesn't show pictures of her abs anymore.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Harmless_Venom
It's weird because some girls can get pretty overweight and still have a nice shape... she just looks kinda loose.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@massdebater
Do you smoke for the nicotine or just habit? If its nicotine just chew the nicotine gum or use patches. There literally no adverse effect. Nicotine is not all that dangerous by itself. Cigarettes have additives that are carcinogens and are toxic at any amounts.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Emberburn
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff...hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
I can look at this picture and actually hear her breathing heavily after taking that massive sip.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberfire
lazy eye + fat is one of the funniest combinations of physical features ever.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
Good post cringelord

Booteefool
Booteefool

@happy_sad
There are fat people at the gym trying to improve, but a lot of them, particularly the women, are there only to do meme workouts while posting to instagram.

Not that it matters. The gym is not where you stop being fat. You stop being fat at home by eating LESS. Plus it's not like they have some terrible sickness, they just eat too much. Intentionally. It's all their own damn fault.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@DeathDog
Nice.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@massdebater
Like putting lipstick on a pig desu

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@girlDog
insides looking like a pizza

literally are what you eat lmfao

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
Well, so much for craving pizza.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@idontknow
@Evilember
@New_Cliche
Hello mom

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nojokur
Hey fucking fatass shut the fuck up and work out if it hurts u so much.

I used to be a fatass, this shit just makes me want to work out even more you dipshit. Now get off your ass you fat fuck

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@girlDog

This is one of those cases when SAUCE is better not to be given.

Why would you do this to us, user, why?

idontknow
idontknow

@WebTool
why did he cross out his name? i seriously doubt they put the last name on the cake lol

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw no shirt that reads "I control my caloric intake"

i'm the only slim person at my work and the other ladies are always asking what is my "secret"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Crazy_Nice
Dud, she was so hot

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
It can't

farquit
farquit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUmp67YDlHY

How does this make you feel?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx

Good fucking lord you're autistic

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What did they mean by this? Lifting weights=inability to run a country?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Emberburn
Trex mode is anything but aesthetic.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@GoogleCat
Kek

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

happened last friday
work at hospital in ICU
clock in and immediately get pulled into a room with four other people to help
errybody gowning up, dont see a precaution sign so like the dumbass i am assume theres a procedure
fuck yea this'll be cool lets do it
gown up and walk in
legitimately the fattest human being i have ever seen in person
lardgalaxy is easily 600lb+, not very tall either, maybe 5'4 max if that
on one of our xtra wide beds, basically a fucking square
melted candle looking body covering almost the entire surface
somehow they managed to put her on a vent and find a pulse for art lines
"we're gonna bathe her and change the bedding anon"
start grabbing items while seriously considering suicide
wash her front and replace "gown", more like a shower curtain, meanwhile i'm a trillion miles away
"ok user time to roll her"
three of us grab handfuls of her fat rolls and roll her on one side
wonder if an ice pick might be a more appropriate tool
other two start replacing drainage pads and washing the colossal flesh expanse of her back
meanwhile im doing olympian heavy rows, easily 100lb over my PR, sweating up a tsunami in the gown, finally roll her back over
"ok we need to replace the wound dressings and we're done"
pull off tape and move fat rolls outta the way, big mistake
had the good sense to put on a scented mask first, nose assaulted by a putrid wall of sweat, dead flesh, waste and god knows what else
massive gaping wound all the way across her abdomen, looks like bariatric surgery (fat removal)
sutures cant even close her cottage cheese skin back up, easily 1-2 inches wide open, can see literally INTO her fat rolls
underneath the rolls the skin had started to deteriorate under the sheer weight of her blubber, huge open sores leaking like a mfer
briefly consider that this human cakeball had weighed more at one point
dress and clean that shit faster than i've ever done in my life, rip off gown, dip outta that mfer at light speed

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nude_Bikergirl
jesus fucking christ

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Firespawn
being this new

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
They are called the slaton sisters. Can't remember the youtube though.

mfw slaton autocorrected to slant on

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Need_TLC
mfw autocorrect is not interesting or funny but I feel the need to mention it anyway

Inmate
Inmate

@ZeroReborn
Fuck off

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@farquit
Happy that I'm not a piece of shit fatty with no self-control

Evilember
Evilember

@Nojokur
I know it's bait but I like to pretend posts like these are actual fat people getting their first dose of reality.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evilember
Fat boy in the story wouldnt. Somebody else would. They wouldnt have been treated like fat boy neet to begin with tho.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@GoogleCat
Obesity should be treated as child abuse

farquit
farquit

@LuckyDusty
anti refugee
At least he understands priority for the citizens unlike some countries...

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Playboyize
It's bot sad, it's fucking rage inducing, i'd smash the cake in my mom's face if she did something like this.
Then you'd get your ass beat by your mother's current black boyfriend you little puss.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
Someone took the time to write this...

Why

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Inmate
Fucking hell

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sir_Gallonhead
You're a sad little cunt.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Inmate
This is amazing

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Playboyize
I don't know how much it will be, or if he did it, but a boat always needs work done. If he spends that time scrubbing, cleaning and fixing that may be a positive effect.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PackManBrainlure
Lol. You are a loser you know that?

hairygrape
hairygrape

get bumble match with chubby girl who seems dtf
no real better prospects atm
gives me her # and asks for more pics
says "too buff for me"

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
Why does the guy sitting to his right look like some kind of proto-Breivik?

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperWish
God-tier bulking

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
the only sad part of this is the fact that he got to his 21st birthday and this cake probably accurately depicts him

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@LuckyDusty
anti-refugee, anti-immigrant

They're really trying everything now aren't they. Stupid leftist cucks, the harder you push people to the left, the harder they react to the right. And when you go too far right things get gloriously bad.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PackManBrainlure
[spoiler] RᴀG oɴ ᴀ stJck [/spoiler]

Supergrass
Supergrass

@hairygrape
At least she knows her place. She did you a favor user. Have some self respect.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@happy_sad
I’ve been both. One of them is funny

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberburn
disgusting

Evilember
Evilember

@farquit
this shit needs to be forced down parents throats

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Supergrass
she's below average looking and still "famous"

guess her ethnicity

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
I watched this shit this morning, I was dumbfounded. Is snapchat a left leaning company?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PurpleCharger

I shower before my workout in the morning, feel like it wakes me up a bit. I shower again after.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@MPmaster
Damn, I'm guessing you're better now. Fuck cancer.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@5mileys
He's a moralfag.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@massdebater
You behaved correctly in this situation and took the high ground.
Unfortunately, because of this your story sucks ass.

farquit
farquit

@kizzmybutt

You are a fucking genius.

massdebater
massdebater

@PurpleCharger
That’s the point lmfao

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@VisualMaster
left leaning company

MOST REDUNDANT PHRASE EVER.

YOU DIDN'T BUY THE "LIBERALS ARE ANTI-CORPORATIONS" MEME, DID YOU?

Inmate
Inmate

@Need_TLC
She's got the wet laundry bag look. You know just by looking at her that anything you touch in the bag is going to be heavy and squishy.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Kinda double edged sword this oneo is first

work at a big car factory
one of the guys in the office that directs the incoming cargo us a fat piece of shit
literally 4 big macs and 40 ciggies a night, pizza every weekend
has a fucking HEART ATTACK in work the other day
this is the 3rd one he's had in work, the fucking 3rd
6th time an ambulance has had to come on site for him
have no idea how he hasn't atleast been shamed into stopping his shitty habits yet
burgerboy somehow doesn't die from his 3rd heart attack
returns to work
health and safety meeting gets called and he literally says "no one came to my rescue"
higher ups start calling around every department asking who is first aid trained trying to fire someone for not helping fatso
apparently someone called him an ambulance as soon as he had symptoms so that fell apart
managers now seriously considering getting 400 workers first aid trained just so he cant sue if he has another heart attack and somehow lives again

I cant believe he's not so embarrassed that he keeps having to call ambulances because he's killing himself that he stops smoking but I suppose a piece of shit is a piece of shit, plus side is ill take any free training given

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spazyfool
healthy fats* lets stop the meming

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@LuckyDusty
anti-immigrant musician
Is he moonman?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Soft_member
it really couldn't, I suck at social situations with unknown people, but with family I'm at 100% comfort. How could anyone not be comfy around family?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fried_Sushi
ich spreche deutsche nicht

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StrangeWizard
Try snus.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
squat 5pl8 then you can shame her

I myself can only squad lmao1pl8, that's the same weight as my curl.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
That's why you wash your face first thing in the morning

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberburn
If she worked on her upper body some more then she'd make my dick platinum hard.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@eGremlin
rohan rildil / golden gains

askme
askme

@Deadlyinx
When did brap posters become a thing and why aren't they getting final solution'd?

Inmate
Inmate

@Evil_kitten
But it can. They live for many years. HOW?!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Inmate
I seriously thought that was a dude.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@LuckyDusty
Did I have a stroke when reading this or does it not make any fucking sense past the first half?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Firespawn
muh jew privilege
as if mellisa mccarthy doesn't exist

Evilember
Evilember

@PackManBrainlure
I've always hates these kinds of fat fucjs the most.
The ones who feel no remorse at the problems they cause and just act like entitled fucks because they make up more than 5% of the planet's mass.

I can handle fatties that are delusional or just admit they don't care and love food or some shit. At least on a level they understand that they aren't the center of the universe (despite what physics would say)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
Holy fuck, my mom hides food like that and it breaks my damn heart. This is a great video.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberfire
This honestly saddens me. Look in her eyes- a human doesn't look back, a remorseless eating machine does.

farquit
farquit

@Carnalpleasure
How do you even let yourself get like that without thinking "Alright, I need to sort myself out and do something".

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm

Ahahahahahaha

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
How much would someone have to offer you to suck all the gasses out of that intestine?

I would do it for 5 grand

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@cum2soon
smoke one dart
smell like shit
eat one donut
get a little sugar rush

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
I didn't know Outlaw was on Veeky Forums

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
I didn't know Outlaw was on Veeky Forums

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
Isn't as bad as one of my friends. We were talking and stuff but when the cake came out and they started singing he put his head on the table and covered his head through the whole song.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@kizzmybutt
Check'd

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@askme
trippin
to banepost
Beyond retarded

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PackManBrainlure
fuck off

Spamalot
Spamalot

@VisualMaster
any mainstream company trying to stay famous, is lefty.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@AwesomeTucker
Lel

likme
likme

be me at 12
fat
mom make me run and eat less
stop being fat
be me now
see people much fatter
know they excuse that shit
angery.exe

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PurpleCharger

it's a cold shower, wakes you up

hot shower comes after workout

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fat lefties are the ultimate consumer
the more fat I'm losing, the less liberal I'm becoming fiscally

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
The author showed the strawman also screaming, a kale shake and bright red.
Most of the fittest guys I know have normal breakfasts like scrambled eggs, are pretty chill and normal.
The strawman is way too overt

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The one solace I have when a fat person keeps consuming

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TurtleCat
Wrong user, exercise does deplete glycogen and blood glucose which makes your body produce glucagon which causes lipolysis which the muscles use to produce ATP. So exercise does burn fat and thus weight loss, and really if you're overweight or obese you're gonna burn more fat than the muscle you gain, especially in the case of cardio.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@DeathDog
i like this post

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Playboyize
I saw that too!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Inmate
Would you really call what they do living though?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
cheat curler spotted

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@DeathDog
A really motivating post

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PackManBrainlure
kek

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wtf

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@PackManBrainlure
Even if you have training, you're under no obligation to help.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evil_kitten
depends where he lives, some places have good Samaritan laws

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Need_TLC
Why are the people buying our sugar water on a regular basis so heavy?!
God, the people running this establishment must be retarded. If you want people at healthy weights eating at your restaurant, sell food people at healthy weights eat

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Flameblow
Good Samaritan laws protect the helper from lawsuits if they somehow damage someone while helping within the confines of their training; they don't force you to help.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
shit you're right
thanks user

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Playboyize
I'm so hungry I bet I could down those pizzas myself right now
this entire thread is reminding me why I shouldn't, hold me Veeky Forums

girlDog
girlDog

@PackManBrainlure

lmao are you this mad a female is stronger than you?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@JunkTop
God, the people running this establishment must be retarded.
No, they're business geniuses:
sell food for fatties
buy inferior chairs
warn them about inferior chairs (free from getting sued)
make money from food
have cameras in store
use cameras to film fat people crushing chairs
send footage into camera prank shows
get a couple of hundred bucks for each video
rinse and repeat for all 36,899 restaurants worldwide
make hundreds of millions more on-top of revenue from food
keep up the vicious cycle
mega-profit

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperWish
Okay I know bulking is a thing and all but HOW do you let yourself get this big? Fucking HOW? Do you know how many calories you need to get to this point? How do you afford THAT MUCH FOOD?!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat

What is this for kind of retarded thinking? You think using up energy (powering those muscles to gain momentum) isn't going to affect you physically? You think the energy is just created out of nothing? Are you daft m8?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BunnyJinx

I'm not sure of you're young or just naieve. Smoking deteriorates your physical appareance by quite a bit. Your skin becomes like leather, people who are 30 look like they are 50, your teeth become disgusting and your voice gets wrecked.

Not even close to implying that it's worse than being obese, but they're pretty close together.
Also, the lethal complications (there's a lot more than lung cancer that you can get) you get from smoking are usually a lot more suffering than dying of a heart attack.

Don't underestimate the effects of smoking anons. It's a slow killer and once you notice it affected you, it's already too late.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RumChicken
Kill it with your broken straight sword

askme
askme

@DeathDog
Making it

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Skullbone
fucking fatties and leggings

if your ass is a huge lump of fat, they don't look good. so many people wearing them these days

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@MPmaster
Drink a strong, black coffee, it makes the hunger go away and gives you energy.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Inmate
your friends don't likes you

why do white people make the worst insults?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Skullbone
struggling with bulimia

Not struggling enough I see. Try actually vomiting

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PackManBrainlure
I don't care that she's squatting 5pl8
Getting this butt blasted

idontknow
idontknow

@Crazy_Nice
implying it hard to lift your own BW

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I need a second opinion for this. I'm a recovering fatty, and I think I've reached a new stage of fat hatred. I have begun being repulsed by sweet and sugary food and drinks, and certain savoury foods like lasagna that I used to love, now makes me gag at the thought of it. It has also been increasingly easy to just not eat. As in I have to be specific with actually eating something besides my bowl of oats in the morning, because I just don't get as hungry anymore. Is this the part where the calorie deficit becomes really easy, or is there something wrong with me? I barely could muster 1000 calories today, tracking with "Lose It!". Which was my bowl of oatmeal made with milk and 2 tbsp of peanut butter, 8oz chicken breast, 1/4 cup rice (uncooked size) and some broccoli.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@VisualMaster
As long as you're not going way below your TDEE and you're not fucking your shit up you're fine.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperWish
we're too busy ruling the planet to be shitty people.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Crazy_Nice
September 11th. How appropriate.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Supergrass
1k is way below, but im forcing myself to eat up to where I'm supposed to be. At least to 1200. I don't wanna fuck my shit up.

SniperGod
SniperGod

My dad was a doctor in Chicago and during resedency when they had hamplanets that they couldn't fit in the normal x-ray they would take them down to the Lincoln Park zoo and use the x-ray meant for hippo's

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PackManBrainlure
W...Wheres the safety bar, user?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
S U B H U M A N
U
B
H
U
M
A
N

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TalkBomber
Where she's going, she doesn't need safety.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
Seriously, how? I am inclined to believe people like this actually do have gland problems or just shit genetics. Just think of how many calories you would need to consume EVERY DAY to gain 400lbs.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evilember
Source? Ive never seen the actual video

whereismyname
whereismyname

@cum2soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
It's just a shirt you absolute autist

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
Just vape bro, it's literally better in every way

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
no real better prospects atm
honestly she probably just knew you'd feel this way.
There's no problem with you having self-respect but it does mean the smarter chubbos will have learned to avoid your type.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

don't let this thread die....

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