Woah

I just had the best idea for chronic masturbators.
>buy fleshlights
>buy some cheap ass chinese modular rigging bars and a few rigging joints with standard fitting (like for cameras and stuff, you will NOT be putting weight on these)
>measure out fleshlights to stuff like pull ups and stuff. If you got a big dick and fleshlight is on a jointed mount you can get like 40cm of movement range in any direction
>whenever you wanna wank, you also work out
>watching porn motivates you too work harder
>also added bonus of becoming sex god

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youtube.com/watch?v=QZdqjt8ihkY
youtu.be/vPvubaWTPUc
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Can you make a drawing of this? I don't get it

TL:DR add fleshlights to home gym

>imblying i can do pull ups for the same duration of time as it takes me to cum

I am not that shredded sorry

I'm interested, go on

or you become a literal two pump chump because its easier to learn how to cum in 2 pullups then do 1000 pullups

basic ideas not quite fleshed (haha) out yet

if u got apple tv or sth u can easily wire porn to help you work out

The most expensive part is a good flex joint so u can fuck in loads of directions which are usually quite expensive but there's chinese knockoffs. Thing is no one buys these because they don't wanna strap thousand dollar cameras to trash but who cares here amirite

push ups and stuff too. If you want to get real technical you can mount it to a long spring dampener that follows ur dick so you can do lunges and shit with the right resistance but those go for like 1000 usd and are used for beautiful sweep shots in planet earth

i'm serious about this guys

I hope SiR sees this thread.

It's... Beautiful...

this is so retarded it might just work

SiR.. please make notes of this

The pull up one is kind of silly because most people only do a few of those at a time
I think you're onto something with the hip thrust one though
Imagine a era were all NEETs just have sick abs from using your invention

does it have any resistance?

Push ups and all kinds of stuff man... sky is the limit

the actual thing? no u'd break ur cock. just add some weights if you want

This is simply epic... On so many levels!

A hearty kek was had today.

Include me in the screen cap, lads!

ITS ALIIIIIIVE

PUT ME IN LE COMIC XDDDDD

upvote

oh this is fucking genius

just strap on an autoblow when you lift

>reddit

add me in screenshot

How about butt stuff?

And here's our sons room, he's quite the fitness enthusiast

Squats and dragon dildoes

>not squats

Its beautiful

U don't get it it's supposed to reward u with the spicy taco when u work not when u rest

youtube.com/watch?v=QZdqjt8ihkY
Already been done. He's my inspo

you could do push ups to practice the mating press

guys

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i fucking love this place

>the power of autism
I love you user

AHAHAHAHAJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH *wheeze* AHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHHAHAHAH *breaths in* EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHHAH!!! *snorts* YOURE KIIILING ME!!!! HAHAHAHHA!

I bet this will get loads of laughs over at reddit. And will continually appear on Veeky Forums ylyl, despite being unfunny and unoriginal.

would this work for cardio excercises such as treadmilling and stationary bicycling?

reee this isn't funnyyyyy

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a new era of fitness is upon us

maybe you could do dead hangs and just pelvic thrust in the air from the hanging position

This is simply beautiful

I'm not going to post it here for obvious reasons, but a hentai artist has explored this idea. Google "Nobody in particular hemtai gym" Its like third image result

suddenly every pushup thread hits bump limit in an hour

What about a bench press with a lever/pulley system that presses the fleshlight onto your dick as you push up

I thought about mounting a fleshlight onto the bar for dimel deadlifts before. Ilike your style OP

>What about a bench press with a lever/pulley system that presses the fleshlight onto your dick as you push up
>Forgot picture

Goddamn I'm a retard

God speed user

i thin it would be easier if it was like a T

>dimel deadlifts
>what
>lets youtube it
youtu.be/vPvubaWTPUc

ohoho this is superb

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Also had an idea for a leg contraption that fucks you as you stand up. Perfect for squats.

you're not funny.

already patented, buddy

wtf is going on here

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fucking howling over here

ITT: OP keeps responding to himself to try and get people to tell him how "epic" his puerile idea is.

fuck off you stupid little shit. no bump.

when BRAPPPPP posting goes too far

and then there is that guy with the anime pictures

count number of posters you chink cartoon newfriend

This is actually unironically smart

sex is physical exercise
fucking virgins lol

nice

>tfw the DOMS from hip adductions gives the pain of long, vigorous sex with none of the fun
>tfw haven't gotten laid in four months

do this on an assisted pullup station for endurance, but add a belt to the pocket pussy that stetches just far enough to have the tip still in, but also have a spring or something attached up higher. forget the camera mount type dealy.

Hahahah lmfao Veeky Forums is revived

>being this upset at an anonymous poster for receiving replies from total strangers
The only thing funnier that OP's post is your shitty life.

>30 reps in, legs shaking from lactic build up
>finaly feel it coming
>Mind blowing orgasm hits
>legs give out and fall on barbell
>parents find you 4 days later stained with dry cum and a broken neck
Totally worth it.

to explain here

how would you get it to follow your dick?

stretchy belt around waist that only goes out so far, probably a bungie cord type deal on the opposite end of the fleshlight that you attach somewhere up and and forward of where your dick will be at the top of the rep.

Nobody likes you weablows on this fucking board stay in your containment zone

Wait... That would also act as an assisted pull up. That's genius.

computer vision could work

This is by far the most autisic board to ever exist

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Alright, who's making the screencap?

henlo rebbit.

include (You) in the screencap

Have you seen >>>r9k

YOU FAGGOTS BETTER INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP!

Nobody gives a shit about your reactions in the cap

You should put in there

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>look how big his arms are,he must do lots of pushups.

this wouldn't work for shit, if you are working out your muscles get blood = dick don't get blood

ur not gunna have a boner if u workout too hard

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Amazing

why

Jesus, is it impossible to have a semi funny thread on fit anymore without people spamming 'lol put me in the screen cap XDD' 'samefagging this hard' 'back to ledit'. We get it, you guys are to mature for jokes. Leave the thread then.