For so long, you have spent your precious life obsessing over your body, under the presumption that the facade you so desperately toiled over would bring more life to the person it represented. But as your body grew bigger and stronger, your soul slowly rotted away.
You’ve neglected your interpersonal relationships for the pursuit of vanity, yet you cry that the world has betrayed you when you pander for commiseration in feel threads. You think your unhappiness is rooted in the lack of a gf, but you fail to see that your unwillingness to care for yourself emotionally leaves you unfit to care for a gf. Your spirit is ravaged with pain, but you choose medicate with the next anime episode or today’s FPH thread… and even that isn’t enough. You roid….you fap…dirty bulk and neglect your cardio…you become an ugly person in your pursuit of beauty.
Luckily, I am here to help you learn to love yourself, Veeky Forums. Behold, your ultimate test…
Hudson Gray
I have engineered a device that may lead you to your atonement, or your demise. The choice is yours…
>In the next 48 hours or before the thread maxes, at least —20— posts in this thread must be dubs. But, make sure not to get trips, or you will meet a grisly fate… >In your post, you must admit the sins that landed you here, and proclaim “THANK YOU BIGSAW” >If Veeky Forums manages to get 20 dubs, you are all absolved of your admitted evils, released and free to continue living as happier, better people >If the dubs are not achieved, you are all locked in the gym sauna, which becomes your mass grave
Do you have the humility to look yourself in the mirror and admit your faults? Are you willing to sacrifice your ego for the chance to REALLY live? The clock starts now. Let the game begin….
Jordan Nguyen
>replaced deadlifts with rack pulls entirely >skipped cardio yesterday >haven't been hitting caloric/macro goals because I've been drinking and going out too much
THANK YOU BIGSAW
Colton Fisher
>using scoobys body for this kill yourself
Jose Rivera
Check em
Nicholas Roberts
monster
Tyler Morgan
>replaced deadlifts with rack pulls entirely This. >haven't been hitting caloric/macro goals because I've been drinking and going out too much also THIS
>planning on being a sinner on halloween also
Thank you BIGSAW
Xavier Davis
I-i'm not scooby i'm b-bigsaw
Joshua Robinson
thank you puzzle master
checkem
Luke Gray
You fail, so you shit post. You are a weakling, into your containment thread
Zachary Brooks
THANK YOU BIGSAW >I take fitness advice from anonymous people on a Mongolian bush whacking site Rollin' for blowjob slave
Lincoln Russell
Bigsaw this is mark Let the hostages go and we’ll meet any demands you have
Zachary Cruz
does this one count?
Joseph Perry
Roll
Ayden Price
THANK YOU BIG SAW
Grayson Bailey
Fuck you Bigsaw. Also trips.
Dylan Rogers
>failed to progressively increase weight and have turned to running instead >only got to the gym every 3 days because of work >on a calorie deficit but still not eating very healthily
THANK YOU BIGSAW
Ryder Cox
I’ve been failing to meet my calorie goal
Nathaniel Davis
>slept 4 hours last night >skipped gym today
THANK YOU BIGSAW
Kayden Murphy
>skipped the gym to drink alone and jack off to cartoons in my mostly furnished apartment >20%bf, 0% discipline
THANK YOU BIGSAW
Nathaniel Clark
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Colton Garcia
Fuck op just check these
David Robinson
roll
Jose Gomez
>tfw too many sins to write down
THANK YOU BIGSAW
Angel Wilson
THANK YOU BIGSAW
Aaron Evans
check these numbers
Gavin Garcia
>every day is cheat day, or at least a cheat meal. >promised myself to walk 30 min before work everyday >Skip ab routine every god damn time.
THANK YOU BIGSAW
Charles Anderson
>sometimes i do not finish my last set THANK YOU BIGSAW