Manlets Beware

The lanklets have started a new offensive and I fear this one will be fatal.
They want to "create more manlets and womanlets".

THIS WILL OVERCROWD THE PIT.

The pit is a place of peace, brothers working together. However, when the pit gets overcrowded gangs form, the 5'4 and unders gang up on the taller manlets. I have seen multiple cases of this at my gym, a young 5'6 boy was brutally attacked for taking one of their 25lb plates. They want to disrupt the peace in the manlet pit because they are jealous of our companionship. They have grown tired of chasing the elusive female and have turned their sights to the pit

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

What would happen if a lanklet were to fall into the pit by chance?

He would break all of his spaghetti bones

they would stand up and crawl out lmao

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thats a fruit

There is a war coming...

It would be extremely painful

You’re a tall guy

...for you

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>tfw I got banned from my gym because i kept throwing protein bars into the pit while shouting "grow my minions, grow!"

I SPIT MY SIDES ALL OVER MY FLOOR

Break the lanklets
Height war now!

this is a good thread

>inb4 pol shows up

6’1 here
Stop blowing up the benches we need them
What if we throw a womanlet into the pit for you guys would you stop ISISing our shit

THE FIRE RISES!
WE WILL TAKE BACK THE ABOVE WORLD FROM THESE TYRANTS!
MANLETS UNITE!

We are expanding the manlet pits to include 'men' upto 6'2, think about it, even girls are taller than this atm.

With our increasing army, we will dominate the lanklets, the taller they are; the harder they fall

you're a manlet too though, most men are 6'4 and above nowadays.

Wait no stop joking that’s not funny
You can’t betray me like this I spotted you on bench

Wait a second
Is manlet pit like the levels of hell where the shorter you are the deeper you go?

nothing personnel kiddo

>yfw the lanklets lower the manlet height to 5'11 and your bois turn on you

It's all the same depth, but the shorter you are the deeper you think you go

You’ll regret this destination
When the 61s join the manlets we will become unstoppable

depends on the pit
being the local manlet king, my pit has two levels
the first one is for thoses 6'1''-5'9'', the second for 5'8'' and shorter
I control both

haha

Decision* fuck
I’m in shock don’t judge

No we are all one in the pit

Very well king
I have been excommunicated here, so i shall help you take back the gym floor

don't worry, you will set a great example and will be very productive in the protein mines

Never
I have learned the ways of the lank and shall take vengeance upon those who have wronged me

My sides

The government used to perform psychological experiments on manlets during Vietnam. Pumped them full of acid and told them that 5'11 was no longer king of manlets, just normal men. Brothers turned on them in minutes, tearing their shins off and crushing their spines in racks. So much blood. They say I'm crazy but I saw it with my own eyes... I keep seeing these demons. I think I'm in hell.

Former lanklet here. It’s hilarious watching these lanklets crash and burn. But seriously we can’t let them get the nuclear codes

Plan to over throw the lanklets
1. Bribe the watch tower guard with creatine
2. Climb up the Walls using chalk and weight bands
3. Run to gym twink’s stall
4. Get shoes with lifts in them in exchange for condoms
5. Walk in and act casual
6. Go to the fountain and poison it with estrogen
7. Leave
In 2 weeks everyone will have gyno and get surgery. When this happens we barricade the doors and hold the cardio bunnies as hostages, and when our demands are met we will win
It will be like the checnia hospital

underrated

>Thinking you can overthrow the lanklets
When will they learn

Your ignorance will be your down fall lankyboy