Tfw coworkers all hate you because you don't talk to them

its because they dont know what youre thinking user.

im hated at every job i go to

Everyone sort of participates in group conversation and you're sort of expected to contribute. I just sit with my headphones on and work. I'll say hi to them if they make eye contact with me on the way in, but that's it. I don't consider myself impolite. They also expect you to eat with them on lunch breaks, which I don't do either.

It's not in my job description.

good to know I'm not alone here

youll grow out of it its weird to be so anti social that you refuse to speak to someone because its not your job. you are either young and miserable which youll grow out of or genuinely autistic

The real problem is you're unhappy. You don't want to talk to people who have accepted their fate - because that means - that you have ultimately accepted your fate as well.

Solution - quit and do what you truly want.

Or you can settle, whatevs

i notice as i get older its alot harder to get hired with my personality. dont take whatever shit job you have for granted.

and no its not because your ugly, im very handsome, you should see how many girls at work get pissed annoyed of me just because i dont talk to them.

they start to resent me, lose respect for me, then they just look at me as a loser, im the chad that let them down.

I rarely ask anyone about what they do outside of work yet they fucking ask me all the time, gives me the fucking shits, having to come up with some story about what i did on the weekend, just fuck off.

no user, if you were handsome and didnt speak to them, they would think you're a lone wolf. because you are ugly, you are disgusting.

im also quiet but my coworkers always love me because im not an autistic faggot

no, if you're handsome and don't speak to them they think you're a stuck up prick

this post is how i know you aren't handsome. handsome people never get ragged on. ever.
remember that hot convict mugshot that got out? literally a felon and bitches drooling over him.
handsome is key.

Because some people can't stand the thought that someone doesn't like them, even if they don't see you as part of their group

>thinks handsome people never get ragged on
that's how I know you're not handsome.
btw I never claimed to be handsome

>The real problem is you're unhappy. You don't want to talk to people who have accepted their fate - because that means - that you have ultimately accepted your fate as well.
Probably this OP, you have to not resigned yourself to your current situation. You want to do something else, you do not want to be part of their little club.

>coworkers dislike you and complain to your boss every time you commit le antique code
they are trying to get me to write C++14 instead of C99
what do

>thinking being handsome doesnt automatically make people think the best of you
like yes, no shit if you kill a million people you will get shit on but naturally everyone will try to think the best of you in everyday situations
my name is literally chad user, get the fuck out of my face you ugly beta neet
>btw I never claimed to be handsome
I know you aren't, uggo

Judging by your responses, I wholeheartedly believe you're ugly. You're obviously are a self-conscious male posting on Veeky Forums desperately trying to down another self conscious male on Veeky Forums to feed you non-existent ego.

Absolutely beautiful.

>its impolite user.
It's also impolite to start a conversation with someone who doesn't want to talk and try to use social pressure to get them to play along with your little game. Well jokes on you. I grew out of peer pressure in junior high school.

I literally just stare at them until they go away. Not in a cool, slick way like on TV. But in the most cringey way possible. It amuses me.

>Hey user, what did you do over the weekend?
>*I turn extremely slowly. I stare at them in a cold expressionless manner. I remain perfectly still. I say nothing. Time passes. They start to feel seriously uncomfortable. A tumbleweed blows by.*
>I-I... said w-what did you do over the weekend, user?
>*Silence. I haven't moved a single facial muscle since I started staring at them. I'm also holding my breath. They're awkward smile fades as they realize there is no comment forthcoming. They see that I feel no pressure to say anything. That time and space no longer apply to me. This stare could go on for hours.
>They begin to wonder if maybe I'm retarded or possibly even dangerous. When a look of either hopelessness or terror flashes across their face, I know I have won.
>O-okay, well... I g-guess I'll leave you alone then. H-have a good one user.
>*Silence*
>*As they walk away I slowly return to what I was doing before I was so rudely interrupted. *
>I like to think they lay in bed at night and picture my face.
>They think about me and deep down they are impressed.

you sound like the beta neet who thinks everyone who is good looking automatically doesn't have social problems.
sure, they're more likely to get the benefit of the doubt, but that only goes so far.
>my name is literally chad
my brother's name is chad and he's a fat fuck

dude other guys hate better looking guys all the time. of course theres no ragging, because its all in their head and they still do the buddy routine.
and women hate if theres no flirting back with them but they keep trying anyway

in general most coworkers hate each other anyway for inane reasons but they will never show that side.

this 100%
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pretty sure the girls wouldn't get pissed at you for not talking to them if you were ugly.

>But in the most cringey way possible. It amuses me.

You tell yourself you do it for your amusement, but really it is the only way you know how to respond and are scared of trying out any other responses.

They don't lay in bed at night and picture your face. They go back to their colleagues and ask "does anyone else worry about user? He seems slightly retarded, scared of human interaction, and has poor personal hygiene. I hope he gets the help he needs".

my sides, you're a legend user

This whole "we must have a social environment within our business" started because of forcing women into the workplace.

They don't have kids or anything meaningful in their lives anymore, so they need their little social coworker get togethers to stop them from going insane.

That's why you're expected to do more than just "do your job and do it well".

>I just sit with my headphones on and work.
Autist detected.
You obviously have no idea what that gesture (putting on headphones) is signalling to people in a closed environment like a office.

I'll help you out, there's this great quote in Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis where he says something to the effect of
>no matter how shitty you are feeling, people will take your silence and introversion to mean "this arrogant fuck thinks he's too good to talk to me"

Have you tried just asking them what they did? No one actually cares, they'd all rather talk about themself.

this times a thousand

>"there's this great quote"...
>paraphrases

Kek why are we like this?

Are you Ron Swanson?

won what?

...

You sound autistic
For real
Autism is characterized by an inability to mirror other people's emotions, delayed social response and apathy towards socialization

Fuck them. You don't have to talk to them, just say hi and bye so you can avoid being seen as an autist. I actively avoid my coworkers by taking breaks an hour later than them. I'll be sitting down eating my food, and this dumb fuck will come in the break room and say "oh is it break time already?". I still greet everyone that crosses my path though even though I couldn't care less about their existence.

Are you me?

so like this

I remember when I started to ignore my co-worker because he constantly bothered me with random shit he found while browsing the web.

He was immediately offended and never bothered me again. But he also started to snitch everything to our boss.I gladly left few months later and was NEET since then

You don't sound White, I can tell.

Or when you do say something, they get scared right away because whatever you say actually means something. Normies are terrified of having an opinion.

Don't even dare go near critical thinking. That is what the evil Nazi's practiced!

kek

I love you for this

holy shit

They are queerbags anyways that think blabbing away is normal

i feel the same way and i love to work alone or for myself.

buy xbc tho bro, make some money

This
You're unironically acting like an autistic retard, i wish they'd bully you

This ,most workers can’t work without having the radio on ?

I'm the only male in my workplace. The women are fine (for women) but listening to their endless inane chatter is far more exhausting than the work itself which - given we're in a carehome having to lift crippled old people all over the place cleaning them, getting them dressed etc - is pretty fucking exhausting anyway.

Is there even a compiler that actually implements c++14?

I know autists like you. Everyone knows you're a manchild, fyi.

Business is socialization. Making friends with the right people. It's all about sounding smart if you want to get into upper management.

Virginity.

how's the NEET life going so far?

This is why i only hire men.
And believe me, it's not easy in my cucked jewified country.
Especially if you want to hire only human men and not subhumans like niggers arabs kikes and other filth.

Proper autist right here. I hate autists like this who tell themselves they are so much better and edgy, you actually think these people are impressed by you? They pity you.

look at all the plebbitor marks you just worked

props, good shit. stick around here a while.

how do you do that, I imagine its like walking on thin ice

do you just implement a strict dress code? that usually stops the subs in their tracks

You do desk pops at your office too? I thought it was just mine that did that...

> hurrr me no wanna talkie to other peeple, it messes with my grande ego and autism
Very sad you guys

I keep my enterprises very small, and never put ads, when i need someone i headhunt.
My productivity is very high thanks to handpicking my human employees too, so i always have a big war chest in case some antiracist kike sue me.
( and not just in courts, after all you know one of the big use of BTC )

I feel the same OP but you have to learn to wear the mask. No, I don't enjoy listening to their stupid stories about their dog, no I don't enjoy talking about the newest capeshit movie, no I don't give half a fuck about whatever dumbfuck "deep" political insight the media told them to parrot, but I have learned in the course of my life to just put on a mask for normalfags. The result is that I'm popular, they all think I'm a good listener, and they all think I'm really smart because I do challenge their views but only in a light tangent which does make them think outside their bubble but not so much that it risks bursting the bubble. In reality, I don't give a fuck about them or their opinions at all, but they sure think I do, and they seem to see me as the guy to go to for advice and help (which works just fine for me).

Do note however that I don't hate them, I just don't care about them. I don't really hold any hatred towards them, I'm rather indifferent to them as people and more interested in them as means, in the end they all have a use. I keep a lot of people I normally wouldn't care to keep close close because they can benefit me some way. I guess the closest analogy I can think of is going to the gym: I don't have fun doing it, but it doesn't really cause me any grief either and it benefits me in the long term. Would I change it if I could? Absolutely, but I can't so it's pointless to waste energy on it.

I realize this is probably textbook sociopathy or something similar but I don't care, I'm happy with my current way and I can take off the mask with people I'm closer with, and it has worked just fine so far. The only really annoying shit is stuff like being invited to a wedding (because the dipshit thought I was a good candidate to invite to his dumb wedding) and having to pretend for like 5 hours straight, that really does drain you mentally.

>in my cucked jewified country.
Sweden or Canada?

>I don’t treat my job with respect
This is why you’ll never feel fulfilled

Literally everyone thinks the same thing. You are not a sociopath nor special in any way. You are just a normie.

you've got to pass -std=c++14 in gcc or clang

Honestly the social aspect of work is the main reason I hate it. If I could just go to work and do my fuckin' job without anyone being a faggot I would.

nah not everyone feels that way
I have plenty of normie friends who are girls that genuinely give a fuck about their friends/coworkers lives
They bring it up to me, and i just play along acting like i care, but some people actually enjoy worrying about others.

turns out there are a majority inept losers on Veeky Forums, no real surprises

just make some small talk you fucking faggots

I work in forestry, its an odd combination because its a tight knit crew of dudes who want to be left alone in the woods. Being a social butterfly is part of the job, but in an easy way. Its basically just shit talking and bantz 24/7. But sometimes youll get a crew or bugmen who cant handle banter and just want to talk about faggot numale trifles like netflix and amazon prime and then i get really quiet and wont speak for days. It has gotten me in trouble with the supes a few times for being selectively asocial.

So true. You realize this after meditating a lot... People will do everything to not be bored. And that includes doing Radom stupid meaningless shit

I notice it's better and easier to be social when you're just making jokes and bantzing. I hate it when I'm forced to go the whole 'hoe was your weekend ... How are you' ordeal.

Partly why it's funner to work manual jobs. People talk because they're tired and want an escape.

top fucking kek
The only thing this was missing was a reference to the normie nervously looking at your katana wondering if you were going to unsheath it.

>get a job
>first day the blonde cunt who works there takes me on a ride to deliver some documents to the bank
>during the drive she starts asking me all kinds of harmless questions like where I live etc.
>suddenly asks me what I‘m getting for my gf to valentines day
>say I have no gf and she starts talking about what her bf is gonna get her
>wonder what this is all about but don‘t want her anyway so don‘t give a fuck
>can‘t come up with a reason as to why I should try to befriend some hoe that won‘t suck my dick anyway so close the conversation with silence at some point
>everyday from then on she forces me into a conversation but only as soon as everyone else has left the office
>start ignoring her more and more and flirt instead with the hot piece of intern
>at some point blonde cunt snaps and tries to get a whiteknight manlet involved
>she is also very butthurt and it got worse after she came back from vacation and I was the only one who didn‘t ask her how it was

What is womans problem?

Hah you got me there

> I have plenty of normie friends who are girls that genuinely give a fuck about their friends/coworkers lives
lol, no they dont. That's them acting to you as if they are caring and loving people so that perhaps you might open up a bit more. Stop kidding yourself little snowflake, you're not the only one 'playing a game'.

>Everyone’s a Machiavellian

Ok user

Most men do feel that way though, they just put on a front to get by.

is not a special snowflake. We're not really hardwired to give a fuck about our neighbor's dog or our co-workers sister's one-year-old's birthday party. It's a question of doing whatever is easiest and it varies by individual. For some people, faking it is easier than being an autistic anti-social outcast. For others, faking it is more draining and being an anti-social outcast doesn't bother them.

Women need validation, you not giving it confers higher status/mate value. The less you give her, she wants it even more. I would be careful cause this shit can end your job if you don’t know what you’re doing, also don’t fuck her no matter what and cover your bases

They assume you don't talk to them because you don't like them, and they need to be liked. Normies are like pets. You gotta pet them and snuggle them and give them treats.

Why are woman so retarded?

Genetics, like niggers.

estrogen

Top kek m8

Retardogen.

that's my personal nighmare

Goddamnit, and they‘re all like that.
How is one even supposed to get a gf if this is the type of shit that awaits you.

my ex boss told me this.
i only ever talk about work at work though so who gives a shit

Find one that accepts that she's a female, and that women are very different from men and will never be able to fit in classic male role models (unless they're a genetic outlier).
Not saying that they should be locked up in a kitchen and make babies all their lives, but all this bullshit about "women are just as strong as men! they can do 9 to 5 leadership rocket science brain surgeon jobs just as well as men!!" is ruining or society.

Easier said than done, I think I never met such a cunt before.
They all got mental problems from this wagecucking lifestyle.

>one day blonde cunt has birthday
>everyone lining up to shake her hand etc.
>its my turn
>shake her hand and ask „how old you got?“
>she says „26“
>I say „what? already?“
>awkward silence
>some other cunt says „why is he always asking about the age at every birthday?“
>mfw

I have a female coworker who seems to be really insecure.
She asks me quite often to take a look at her computer if she did this the right way and stuff like that. She then compliments me saying that I am smart and that I helped her.
When she asks me something that I should explain to her, she sits next to me, but really close.
Her upper arm and shoulder touch mine. (I like that honestly, but it makes me a bit nervous.)
During lunch, we talk a lot.
She is married and quite a bit older than me.

What does this mean?
Is she just an attention whore?

t. europoor wagecuck

fuck her if she's hot, avoid like the plague if not, also since you aren't in cuckmerica, you really don't need to overthink it that much, it's probably nothing though

Kek, i hope you aren't serious. It's pretty basic knowledge women hate age related questions.

>>I say „what? already?“
Autism.

Yea I know but I do this anyway, or the one time when they wanted to order pizza for lunch and asked me if I also want some and I said „no thanks, that shit only makes fat“, they ordered anyway but the cunt that asked me didn‘t even eat more than one slice of her pizza.

I like to just fuck with people like that.