Show me your costume bros
Veeky Forums Halloween costumes
Im going as a ghost to all the parties I was invited to.
Mine was awful. Half wanted to go out. Half wanted to stay in and it ended up a multihour taxi phoning incompetent logistics operation of 'so are we going out or what?'.
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Bunch of us wore togas was pretty sweet. Cheap and good to show off my sloppy rig.
That's totally fucking awesome broski dude. Like damn bro.
thanks bro
Yeah that's actually just called Stolen Valor you piece of shit.
I actually serve in the United States Air Force and if I ever saw you walking down the street wearing that I'd kill you.
Fuck you
I don't think its possible bro, I don't play CoD.
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someone post the tiny Bane one
Injured my leg so i went for a war veteran
Fag
>Not taking up the ass
Neckurself
Nice outfit, travis
>these are the guys giving you advice on Veeky Forums
oh lordy
I actually thought that was Chris Redfield for a moment
No i know i'm a dyel i mostly lurk and rarely ever post, only posted cuz i thought i looked good
So, dressing as an action hero from Top Gunn isn't allowed?
You must be fun
>Not going as a member of the court of the owls
>hero
What did he even do? Besides take a Polaroid of a mig pilot
Who?
>’serves’ in the Air Force
>gets worked up about a navy pilot costume
>thinks anyone takes Air Force seriously
Can’t tell if b8
Did I do Hunter S Thompson justice?
Was Eazy E and my wife was Clark Kent.
>Omw to the party
>get text "btw it's costume party lol"
>fuuuug
>wearing my normal hoodrat attire
>wife just got off work and is in business casual
>stop by Target real quick
>4 dollar curly hair wig and 5 dollar superman t shirt from children section
>BAM! We now have costumes
>this is who is calling people small and/or fat in cbts
>this is who rates you in /fag/
I appreciate the anonymity of this place, but at the same time I wish you could have certain threads where a body shot or whatever was a mandatory first post
tfw not big enough for a Bane mask :(
pissening outfit LV
You need to be 18 to post here
I played a gig at a record shop's costume party the other day. A lot of roasties dancing like idiots. I didnt dress up because im lazy
You’re hot
OUCH!
I realized I haven't been invited to any party and I forgot about Halloween.
Not nearly big enough to be a Chad but it's a good idea user
hello michael
Not even close ese
god your wife needs to get Blacked
I was 50 shades of grey. I wore all grey and taped those paint sample cards to my body
idk u just look like my friend michael
lmao your wife is bailey jay. YOURE DATING A MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Same but to parties I wasn’t invited to
this
no, dude, it's not a fucking good idea to dress up as a Veeky Forums meme and go out in public
are you fucking insane?
Going as pic related
>all that makeup
yikes
I wish I was dating Bailey Jay. I'd suck all the Protein out of her
Redneck, costume was easy as fuck and let's me show off some skin without looking TOO douchy.
>"Muh elite Veeky Forums memes!"
>(You)
nice 'stume, bro
Meh she's just super pale, like porcelain. About the same size build and skin as Piper Perri
Mirin the fuck out of those calves and quads. They've always been my weakest feature
Underrated
I must have sold my soul to the devil or something because my legs blow the fuck up from training them once a week, and my upperbody is absolute shit no matter how hard I hit it. Thanks tho, bruh.
i'm doing my real halloween costume for a party next weekend, but here's what i threw together yesterday
trap?
Hmmmm
no
german?
r8 my larp
Never posted in a cbt thread cuz I'm too small to rate other people
I only ratr in/fag/ if i post my face, don't whe the directed blind hate.
I don't post blind hate on people i don't know why all of retards think this, i mean shit you're being a hypocrit in your post by bashing my looks and not posting yourself.
Plus I'm pretty sure you're samefaging
v nice
nice
mirin those legs no homo
You're pretty good.
yep
yikes
Simply delight
I wrapped parts of myself in bubble wrap, and made some FRAGILE signs out of yellow poster board to tape on me. I was a millennial.
epic win xD
HR told us we can wear costumes on the office this very 31st, even they're making a costume contest
Gonna be Papa Emeritus, just black shoes, dress pants and dress slim-cut shirt, black shoes and white gloves
And the mask I made it myself with plaster casts
I hope you have contact lenses to go with that
also
>slim-cut shirt
???????
I could get the contact lenses but for one night nah, waste of money
slim fit* shirt
I'm not gay but I'd make out with you in a corner and blame it on the witches brew
Thanks
Are slipknot mask ok?
>spindelnät
S O L L E N T U N A
yeah altough not many people will knot what the fuck you are, they'll take you as a random serial killer or something I guess
no, get a better mask than some nu fag band
Got the jacket, too.
How many Pennywise did you faggots spot? I saw 3.
thats a big tree
You're a medium sized guy
>going as a ghost
like this?
kalmar :/
Close enough lul
eh decent bain. needs bigger traps though.
She dressed in whiteface? Das raciss
Yeah, been working on those more lately, but been on a cut for a month and still trying to lose another 20 pounds before going on a clean bulk.
Ate a bit too dirty this year, but this month marks a year of going to a real gym. Learned a lot.
No, as himself.
for you
me on the left
>literally just a guy in a body warmer
throw in a red/camo cloth on your head and youre one of those guys of King Of Fighters (Ralph or Clark I think)
i stuck a few shells and bullet into the pouches
Thanks but i'm too small to even be close to them
>wearing an undershirt
You’re an insecure guy
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I did the same thing and everybody asked what my costume was. I hate basic bitches so much
for you
I'm going as a skinny fat dyel
Does it look accurate?
back to >>>/leftypol/