It really sucks how during the battle of Stalingrad the north Vietnamese built tunnels under the panzer factories and then stealing the French's type 99 tanks and used them against the invading forces, they almost won until the Brazilian aircraft carrier showed up and launched all their torpedo bombers and took out the tanks. Eventually they Vietnamese retreated back into the tunnels where they stayed hidden from the French forces, later on in the battle the Australians allied with the Vietnamese showed up in their mi-8 helicopter bombers and dropped multiple v-1 buzz bombs pushing back the French to the outsides of Stalingrad. Then the Canadians came in with lend lease North Korean T-34 tanks going back into the city, where close quarters fighting with 152mm howitzers ensued leading to the Vietnamese needing to use their orbital sun weapon- destroying the city and ending the battle in a draw... totally wished the Chinese backed NATO Vietnamese won because now those communist French ruined everybody's lives!
It really sucks how during the battle of Stalingrad the north Vietnamese built tunnels under the panzer factories and...
Hold on just a tick
The french weren’t involved in that battle
You think that's bad? How about the time Admiral Nelson defeated the Carthaginian fleet at the Marne because his turtle ships used Dauntless dive bombers with Greek fire and the Aztec radar knew where Hannibals aircraft carriers were?
They had it coming, the burning of Pompeii was a war crime
That was a Soviet falseflag, Emperor Jimmu would never burn civilians with firebombs from his Lancaster bombers
Historical discussions are great, but honestly you fucking losers are making it so hard to want to remain in these threads. Let me clear something up for you:
Carthaginian is a fucking stupid term and you would be exiled from Rome for using it.
The reason you have never known the touch of a oiled Greek boy is because you're a pathetic loser with huge personality flaws.
One such huge personality flaw is that you refuse to take responsibility for your own city-state and instead blame Romans for not wanting to live across with an immature child-sacrificer.
If this is intended as satire, then it's a poor offering at best. It's also a weak defense, because so many put these things out there with a meaning, but as soon as they are called on it they backpedal and claim it was just a joke all along. Either way, a bunch of losers screaming "Carthage! Hannibal! Elephants!" has zero comedic value. So grow the fuck up.
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What are you talking about? Rome wasn't even involved in the War of 1812
No matter which of the opium wars Rome had started, the fact that Cambodia indeed did genocide the elusive Canadian goose is cause enough to orbital strike the filthy Spaniards for the damages they did in the Hyper war
It was revenge for the hundred years war where the Somalians raped and killed Hittite children with their Tiger tanks, I bet you think the 6 trillion lego blocks melted by the Kievan Rus is made up too
Who do you think supplied the chinese with their submarines?
>tfw you read up about the Estonian involvement in the Rwandan genocide
Wtf Eesti, I thought you were cute and innocent.
The trees and hedges grew too tall user
that's just what the celts want you to believe.
Thankfully the Mongolians supported the Ottoman Empire and the genocide ended
Uh, Jimmu clearly used F-117s, not Lancasters. Look it up.
>tfw plebs will simply dismiss these as farcical accounts despite the fact that these events have actually transpired in the past.
That's a fucking lie, he'd never use Finnish aircraft
oh here we go with the perfidious mauri propaganda bullshit
>lego blocks
Danish propoganda. I won't stand this anymore, the 6 million spoiled potatoes caused by the Korean intervention in the second revolution of Brazil was the greatest war crime in human history
Are you a fucking Eireboo or something? The facts are clear, the Parthians massacred the Chinese in Ruanda
Well maybe Brazil shouldn't have started a war with half the world over the free city of Cuzco
Yeah? Maybe the fucking Cuzcovites shouldn't have sacked Tire
Dandolo did nothing wrong, fuck Tire
Maybe Dandolo didn't, but the horrid things his general Attila did, just can't be forgiven
Attila was just following orders, it's the Ghandi Brigade that did war crimes, the Bogota Trials were a fucking miscarriage of justice
>Ghandi Brigade
They were just an anti-partisan organization, better look at the truly evil Caroleans. They basically eradicated the whole population of the penguin duchy of Antarctica
The Roundheads in ranks of Panama during the Franco-Prussian War in Afghanistan make the Caroleans look like saints, let's not forget the battle of Timbuktu
>Timbuktu
Merely a skirmish. The siege of Helsinki at the hands of Timur is the real marvel of tactical brilliance
None of you even know the horrors that Balts have committed during the 25th war of the French monarchy restoration
I still don't get it how you guys don't talk about the battle Kursk. Seriously nothing. No Czhecoslovak Legion flanking maneuvers? Not a single word of Aztec panzergrenadier breakthrough tactics how they broke the Latvian phalanx and destroyed the HRE samurai trebuchet positions? All you care is about Mongolian paratrooper island hoping in againts the imperial Venetian musketman led by pope Charles II of Poland-Lithuania.....
>all this discussion
>still not a word on the Volksarmee brigades that annexed Chechnya
it was glorious, but oh so brutal
It would have been a easy victory but the fucking Spartan CIA used viking caravels to smuggle Dutch Tulipgewehr-44s
Broke the Latvian phalanx? Please! That was a brilliant feigned retreat by General Peniķis that bought just enough time for the 2nd Australian hyperfleet to punch through the Bolivian front which ended in the surrender of Normandy to the allied Bulgarian-Nigerian forces.
would the slovenian revolutionary guard have collapsed if it weren't for the Chadian tank shipments, you think?
The Chilean Royal life guards were bound to sack Beijing anyway
they would never have gotten past the South African XIV corps.
FOOLS! If not for the suprise Sino-Swiss Federations nuclear strike on Lithuanian New York than the 85th Royal Partisan Division would have encircled Tokyo with the royal Washington family forcing a surrender
You know Lincoln and the Syrian Buddhists stabbed the Prussians in the back and they had to abandon the Star Wars system
>he thinks the nukes were decisive in winning the Bush War
brainlet detected, the Lithuanians already were collapsing to the Romanian-Liberian offensive to the north. It was just a matter of time.
How the fuck were the Lithuanian collapsing if the Trojans were literally flanking the 2nd Rhodesian and forcing Iceland into capitulation
>the American-Syrian commonwealth meme
Everyone knows that it was actually the Savoyard royal family that was in charge of that union
>overhyping Romanian-Liberian offensive
Their KV-1 balista carriers could not have broken through Lithuanian and Saxon Theodosian walls
The Savoyard governments actions were illegal as they were Madagascar nobles who usurped the throne of Liberian Mars Colony.
That was an inside job, British opium can't melt greek bricks
But it was the Liberian Mars empire that committed acts of genocide upon the remnants of the Argentine deep earth kingdom, Savoy-Madagascar only enforced the will of the United Counties
Portuguese sixth columnists would have let them through.
The Portuguese knew that IRA would have genocided their families back in Madrid >feel for the United Counties meme
it is obvious that they are a libertarian royal commune and use the domino theory to establish their rule on the Greenlandic free colonies of Alpha Centauri
>american education
bricks weren't invented till 1978 so your claims are absurd
Brick II of Spain was born in 1963, what are you talking about
>Greenlandic colonies
>free
You forgot the tiny detail that they have been under the occupation of Turkey since the war of the kettle when 20 000 Indians slaughtered the inhabitants of Munich
Munich deserved it after they supported the assassination of Arch-Duke Montezuma on the ISS
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Montezuma was a dirty war criminal after he lead the charge of the Navarese hussars against the Light Brigade mercilessly slaughtering the last of the Romans in the battle for London.
He should've been trialed and hanged on capitol hill for his actions
filthy Romanboo lies.
Montezuma defended its people against the filthy criminal waffen-SS hussars who raped and killed civilians. The romans deserved it because of their Unit-731 experiments on the Armenian minority in Kazakhstan
Everything the Herculians and Iovians did to the false state of Aztekhstan is justified. No man should suffer the fate that the garrison of Buenos Aires suffered after the combined forces of Finland and New Zealand unleashed mustard gas upon them.
ye sure. Compare that little incident to the Mongolian-Estonian-Finish Unions invasion to West Sahara. The Saharian rebels were supplied by New Zealand with ebola biological weapons and used it on the peace keeping forces...
Bricks were invented in 1952 by Josip Broz Tito.
Every Ugandan school child knows this.
>This thread is fucking stupid
>....I wonder how Nelson, allied with Aztec's would go against Hannibal
The Finnougricmongolian confederation are nothing but savages that need to stop. What they did in Gallipoli to the Egyptians cant be ever forgotten. 100 000 lives extinguished in a hour, nuclear weapons should be banned
cool your finnophobia senpai, the Egyptians got it coming after the Bantu genocide.
What genocide? There are 18 million bantu of the banter tribe to this day
Either way, after they poisoned Napoleon they became the dominant people of the HRE, how in the world can they be killed off?
Reminder that the sack of Riga was the worst thing that happened to humanity in the last 2000 years