Underwater welding

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Underwater welding. 300k a year starting, no education or experience required

Why doesnt everyone just do this?

All urls found in this thread:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident
https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/straight-dope/article/13045860/can-dolphins-rape-humans-when-animals-attack-sexually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMHwri8TtNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fKQxNUW-w&t=3533s
Illusionz
Illusionz

@CouchChiller
v danger

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

300k a year starting

Because you're a lying cocksucker, OP.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

everyone should go to college!
get a prestigious white collar job!
you're too smart for the trades!

Booteefool
Booteefool

what coin is this?

5mileys
5mileys

what coin are we shlling? omg

takes2long
takes2long

@CouchChiller
I actually got my scuba certification at age 16 just for this.
Developed juvenile diabetes at 17 and nobody wants to hire me.

I just hull scrub now :...(

likme
likme

looks baller as fuck

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Dreamworx
big whoop. what am I off by? anything over 100k is amazing

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CouchChiller
user the there is a 15% chance of you dying in this job its extremely dangerous and destroys your sight,lungs and cause gastrocprophoina

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
you definitely need experience and education

the school to dive and weld is in texas florida alabama lousiana north carolina and they all cost atleast 20k for 8 weeks of training and certification.

source: welder on dry land for 12 years and licensed PADI rescue diver. always wanted to do this career but found out theres cooler easier ways to make money.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CouchChiller
Yea i am a young welder and ive been thinking about doing this. Problem is i have no fucking idea how to dive and have shitty lungs. Ill prolly just have to settle for 60k-80k a year in construction of something.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
Prices in.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
Doesnt this shit also cut like 10 years off your life? There is a reason why it pays mega bucks

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@takes2long
Forgot pic

I'm basically an underwater janitor now...

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BinaryMan

I can't swim, will I make it user?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CouchChiller
becuase not everyone wants to have to worry about delta P for the rest of their 40 year life

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
ive looked into underwater welding seriously. Its a dangerous job that you could seriously die in. and people do die, all the time. and the oil companies cover it up. imo you should just try and get a job as a welder on the pipelines. its dangerous and lonely too, but way less than fucking dying underwater. plus the moneys good after a few years.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Because it's extremely, extremely dangerous

1 in 600 die every year

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
nice just inhaled 100k

Techpill
Techpill

@CouchChiller
cause its spooky as fuck and they make you work 20+ hour shifts under fucking water.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CodeBuns
Dude, my boss is fat and smokes like a train
You can do it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CouchChiller
what was the ICO price?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

4347120
Nice just bought 100k

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
hey bro 80k a year is a good life. honest life but good.

learn to farm or grow your own food some day

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Nobody here knows about Hull scrubbing????
Even a disabled nub like me can do it, you just have to get a PADI certification

King_Martha
King_Martha

@haveahappyday
Seems better odds than most shitcoins

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
there are plenty stupid people to do manual work user

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sir_Gallonhead
how much do they make per year?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

wrrrrrrrrrrrr
wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwrrrlllll

"Nice and shiny."

eGremlin
eGremlin

@haveahappyday
1/600 chance of dying at work
1/50 chance of suicide because crypto
nice choices

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
Dangerous, high mortality, high possibility of lifelong health issues.

FastChef
FastChef

@takes2long
enjoy your cubic cage and little desk filled with miserable paperwork you cuck

Inmate
Inmate

@FastChef
tfw all my manual worker friends envy me the fuck of my job
stop projecting user, pajeets will take your job soon, and if not pajeets, then robots

idontknow
idontknow

It looks and sounds cool, but it isn't.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
I pull 75k after taxes in Commie Washington State.
No degree, no faggots to talk to me while I work and I am a mediocre swimmer at best.
The ONLY problem I have is that the cold water kicks up my metabolism, so my blood sugar crashes sometimes... (Insulin is a powerful drug)
However, I bring squeeze pouches of applesauce with me to slurp on. Drinking applesauce 60ft under a giant boat alone in the deep is my job satisfaction .
(Sometimes I get to see schools of fish and other animals too, but that's the icing on the cake)

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PackManBrainlure
People like you user make this board great.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PackManBrainlure
sounds pretty comfy desu

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PackManBrainlure
I like you user, you're a fun guy
Keep on scrubbin'

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PackManBrainlure
I would do this if I didnt hate water

water touching my skin is so uncomfortable

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
This is a comfy post

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PackManBrainlure
lmfao i didnt even know this was a real job. how do you eat the applesauce while wearing the mask?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
You win the Veeky Forums weirdest job medal

hairygrape
hairygrape

@PackManBrainlure
sounds good :D

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Sir_Gallonhead
@takes2long

Forgot pic

I'm basically an underwater janitor now...

What us your rate of pay? Do they have these jobs in Arizona?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stark_Naked
More like the Veeky Forums only job medal

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
user... Arizona is landlocked...

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PackManBrainlure
how does one into this job with no prior experience?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
shitty lungs
Doesn't matter dude, the main thing is whether you have enough brain to not kill yourself by making stupid mistakes.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sir_Gallonhead
Still sounds pretty cool at least user

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Illusionz
It for sure can be depending on who your working for and where your working. Just be aware that if somebody dies you might be tasked with swimming down to grab their corpse.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PackManBrainlure
Sounds cool user!

I did some PADI and based on that, the thing I would get most tired of is having to come up every hour to get a new tank. That pressure cycling all day long must take a toll on the body.

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
Diving_bell_accident
lol user

Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@eGremlin
I just take a deep breath, pull the regulator out of my mouth and squeeze in some sauce :)
@RumChicken
It sounds lame, but I started off working as a "maintenance diver" at SeaWorld in Texas when I was 19, basically because my dad got a job there as a rollercoaster mechanic and put in a good word for me.
After about 3 years of getting beaten up by dolphins and cuddled by belugas, I left for my current job and I've been at it for 6 years now. Best job I ever had but the people were absolutely shit.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Evilember
top kek

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
Nice lucky 7s

MPmaster
MPmaster

@w8t4u
lol

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@WebTool
Tl;Dr: pressure differences in the diving bell and receiving chamber ripped the divers inside apart and their guts exploded out of their assholes.

askme
askme

@w8t4u
You get used to changing tanks.
When I first started, I would breathe pretty heavy because of the weight of the scubber and would burn through tanks every 30 minutes...
I got used to it and a little break every hour or so isn't a bad idea when you're doing physical labor

DeathDog
DeathDog

@GoogleCat

nice digits.

tell asshole dolphin stories

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme
How deep do you go? Do you resurface for every tank or you have a stash down at your depth?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@w8t4u
I fucking kekd

MPmaster
MPmaster

@GoogleCat
Yeah but surely you had experience then no? Or did they train you from nothing?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
@GoogleCat
I ask because my dad is a trained padi diving instructor or w.e. the fuck, so he could teach me, but how to into with no experience? I'm not in the Us either though

TreeEater
TreeEater

@GoogleCat
beaten up by dolphins
lol I know what you really mean, user... :DDDD

https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/straight-dope/article/13045860/can-dolphins-rape-humans-when-animals-attack-sexually

WebTool
WebTool

@CouchChiller
priced in

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
Haha alright

be me, first week of job at SeaWorld
its Friday, so time to scrub algae out of the veterinary tanks
"this'll be an easy job user, its only 25 feet deep!"
dolphins in the tank I'm assigned to
go down, sucked at holding the rotor brush, so burned through air supply in 30 mins
come up to the surface
"hey, I'm out of air! Can I get a new one?"
annoying lazy coworker tells me to get it myself
I begin swimming across the top of the tank to the golf cart with reserve air
"anon! No! Don't! "
all the people above water start waving hands like crazy with panic looks"
I am confused at this reaction as I am suddenly yanked underwater
dolphin has grabbed me by BC vest and drags me to the bottom
I have no air in my lungs or my tank
heart begins beating 9000x as two more dolphins swim up and start "talking" to Kidnapper Dolphin
I begin saying my prayers and play dead
they all pick a limb and gently bit down and pull me to the wall of the tank
I have gone limp from fear but suspect the dolphins can hear my heart thumps
dolphins let go, begin poking me with noses
after about 30 seconds of this, they get bored and swim off
I shoot up to the surface and vault over the side of the tank
"anon, maybe we should have told you, swimming across the surface is asking to get fucked with"
I get back in and finish the job, eat 3 subway sandwiches after work to remove the shock

That was my first Close Encounter with those smily bastards, definitely not the worst one

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CouchChiller
because sharks

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@GoogleCat
I get back in and finish the job
badass tough guy

Evilember
Evilember

@CouchChiller
I design and manufacture welding equipment at one of the larger companies.. And I make about half that.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PackManBrainlure
this is the coolest post i've seen here in a while

Evilember
Evilember

@takes2long
Developed juvenile diabetes at 17 and nobody wants to hire me.
How do they know?

WebTool
WebTool

@GoogleCat
Why didnt you pull a knife and gut one of them?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CouchChiller
Live in Batlimore
Our harbor is full of filth and the water has about 2" of viability. Being in that water WILL kill you because of all the shit in it.....literally shit...

Soft_member
Soft_member

@GoogleCat
I fucking love seaworld. did he make atlantis? the rollercoaster/logwide?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
Me being an underwater welder? Pfft. Don't hold your breath.

*takes a bow*

idontknow
idontknow

@GoogleCat
cuddled by belugas

Comfy as fuck user

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@GoogleCat

worst one, worst one! let's hear it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Go to uni
study physics, get math skills only bested by actual autistic mathematicians and solid programming skills as part of the deal
graduate uni with the skills necessary to find work in any field of engineering, science, IT/software development, finance/banking, consulting, entrepreneurship and even law (patent law, copyright etc.) which can all lead to management/supervisor work

why isn't everyone studying physics srs
oh that's right because it's actually hard

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evilember
Health exams are part of the hiring process for a lot of risky jobs out there.
I actually had to sue for the right to have a drivers license... Apparently some people are so shit at disease management that they cost businesses buku bucks in lawsuits and liabilities.
I also got rejected from the Marines because of this stupid disease. I can't comprehend how all you illness-free people cry about smol peanuts like virginity and tendies when there's so much more that could be worse about life...
@WebTool
Literally everyone on the dive team wanted to.
But these animals are worth more than you or I. They get fed sushi-grade fish shipped in every day and live in chilly waters, despite it being 100°f Texas

@Soft_member
I started working right around the time the Atlantis ride came out lmao I never rode it even though I got free tickets @kizzmybutt
It was mostly to get away from the coworkers, I've not finished plenty of jobs when the dolphins get violent

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
keep on scrubbin' , user

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
Yep. What even is the point of studying engineering when physics exists...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@GoogleCat
more stories user plz

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Methnerd
karim?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@GoogleCat
actually building things
not just pondering about trajectory

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

this thread in the ocean of altcoin scamming shills

we don't deserve it lads

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PackManBrainlure
Check with a doctor to see if you have reactive hypoglycemia.
It's this weird genetic thing that makes your bodies blood sugar drop faster than normal. It's most noticable after eating a bunch of whole wheat bread or drinking alcohol.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@GoogleCat
LOL more seaworld stories pls

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Booteefool

did a couple years of sailing camp in inner harbor when young teen. would regularly see dead dogs floating around, especially after a storm flushed out the sewers.

surprisingly never saw a human body though.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@iluvmen

engineering
actually building things

Not quite. physics are your guys who figure out why something will work, there are people who build it according to specifications, and the engineers are just where the rubber meets the road

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

wtf this job sounds very interesting and fun, what other unusual jobs are there that the world can offer?

I'm really so bored and frustrated that every job feels so fucking lame, I have the motivation, but I'd need it to be something like this here.

Tell me about unordinary jobs plzz I need something fun.

SniperWish
SniperWish

This is why OP. Seriously. Welding under water creates Delta P scenarios. Multiple cases off people being crushed through holes the size of your fist because the pressure of the ocean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMHwri8TtNE

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BunnyJinx
Alright

be me, middle shift of the day hot as fuck outside (it's Texas)
time to scrub the dolphin petting tank
didn't get the memo that several females were pregnant, the "0" shaped pool is a swirling tornado of dolphins acting weird
coworker hasn't dived all day because he has a cut on his finger and owie salt water
other coworker ate a big like lunch
"it's up to you and Dan, Anon" (diver Dan was the only cool guy at my job, pretty sure he was a /b/tard)
get in, hug the walls on the way down so as to not get swirled away by the dolphins
get to the bottom of the tank, kick on the scubber and get to workin
*SMACK*
this has happened before, dolphins sometimes tail slap you
ignore it, keep scrubbing, look across the clouds of dolphins to see a huge swirling dolphin vortext surrounding Dan
suddenly I see stars and my perspective changes to me looking at the floor
grab the top of my head and scream underwear
another SMACK, this time on my hand on top of my head,middle finger is broken
ohfuck.exe
look over just in time to see two dolpins one behind the other swoop in and smack Dan on top of his noggin with their chins
Dan drops the scrubber, it begins spinning around by itself and coiling up the hydro line
I get a jab in the back of my ribs, just under the armpit where my BC vest doesn't cover
kill the power to my scrubber and hug the floor as I swim over to check on Dan
he wakes up before I make it to him and signals me to get out
fucking dolphins pushed us out on the way up

Broken finger and a few lumps on the head, but I have been afraid of pregnant women since

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperWish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
I do have this, I actually don't drink alcohol or eat things with creatine or chromium because of this.

FYI you can basically manage type 2 diabetes with cinnamon and bodybuilding supps

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PurpleCharger
they try to pull those out whenever they float

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperWish
Damn, never knew that. Thanks for saving my life for trying this. srs

Evilember
Evilember

@BunnyJinx

This board doesn't deserve you, user.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@hairygrape
No problem.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
Depends on how aggressive you are on seeking the job
For my current job, I had to do a free-diving test along with a bunch of fitness exams..
For the SeaWorld job, I competed with a couple of other people for the position and the qualifiers were just being able to freedive recover a 20lb weight from 25ft and swim 3 miles. Easy stuff, all the other normies failed and one guy puked when he tried to get the brick.
I would start by hitting up your local docks or lakes for diving related jobs. Just filling up air tanks or washing boats is how I see some younger people getting in

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StrangeWizard
damn.. but dont they have security messures for this stuff

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
I come here because I love all of you anons, even OP

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BunnyJinx
This is gold user. Someone better screencap this shit.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure

quality post

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@farquit
FYI you can basically manage type 2 diabetes with cinnamon and bodybuilding supps
Oh do go on! I fight it with glucose tablets, over the counter tablet that raises your blood sugar quickly. Quite nice but lots of citric acid.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
lol I used to buy those, but switched to apple sauce and honey.
Always keep a bottle of honey on me for emergencies

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SomethingNew
u ever see sharks or some crazy shit while on jobs in the ocean?

TreeEater
TreeEater

In order to become an underwater welder/worker here you have to be an experienced diver (as in 100+ dives with full gear) before you can even think about taking the expensive (20k+) course. Besides that you actually need to be a welder or have learned an related trade.

Working below a certain depth, especially all kinds of offshore, closed bell diving (which, coincidentally is very well paying) is fucking hard on the body - you will damage yourself in one way or another.

Look into septic tank/digestion tank/sewage treatment plant diver. Less taxing and comparatively easy to get into (pic related)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperWish
@StrangeWizard
Holy fuck, so basically you are always 1 mistake from certain death.

It's like those guys who do high rise construction without any safety gear.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Underwater cleaner ? How do I start this op

Skullbone
Skullbone

@hairygrape
I've seen only one shark in all the time I spent in the ocean and it wasn't even that big desu
Mostly just stare at the boat hull lol
Probably the most common thing I witness is shiny schools of fish, but only because its kinda murky at the docks
@JunkTop
85ft is the deepest I've gone and on average I'm between 1-30 ft
I have asked before to carry spare air, but because a lot of the divers are asking (all 5 of us lol) we're getting dual tanks in January
Changing a tank underwater is a little risky without a RAS (tiny spare air container they make us hodl, basically good for one large breath of air)

Emberburn
Emberburn

@New_Cliche
LOL im already a huge farmer. Parents have 65 acres and ive been doing permaculture shit for a couple years now. check out silvopasture and agroforestry. more money will be made with silvopasture over the next 20 years than BTC.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Skullbone
thanks for the support man!

@New_Cliche
Okay thanks guys. Ill have to quit being dorky cold turkey then thanks for the head up.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SomethingNew
bringing honey everywhere you go.
Sounds like a sticky situation user.

girlDog
girlDog

@TreeEater
Dude, part of the job at SeaWorld was sump diving for the water park.
Literally CLOUDS of dead human skin, fucking band aids and tampons everywhere, discarded park food...

Sewer diving is easy, but holy shit several showers later and you still don't wanna touch your loved ones

iluvmen
iluvmen

If you want to live a normal life with no long term health problems you can only be an underwater welder for 5 years max. That is if you don’t die in a workplace accident.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Because many people who work this job die... it's extremely dangerous.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BunnyJinx
do you have any more stories dolphinbrah?

Evilember
Evilember

@CouchChiller
assuming you're qualified or capable

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Supergrass
You're sweet <3

I'm going to be dropping out of the thread guys, gotta eat an early dinner.
Thank you so much for all of the (You)s and kind words!!!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Apparently another industry for divers is shellfish farming. Like sea urchins and that kind of shit.

The problem can be that a lot of these shellfish love to live in high current zones, so people still die even though it's open water diving..

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

this thread is 9/10

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
Couldn't artificial currents be created?

takes2long
takes2long

@Stark_Naked
I inherited 20 million dollars in real estate and sit in my house trading crypto all day, then party and fuck hookers at night. What award do I win?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@takes2long
What gets you out of bed user? That sounds miserable

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Poker_Star
money doesn't buy you happiness

No, but it buys you peace of mind and allows you to easily find you happiness.

I have hobbies, I started my own business that I work at for my own pleasure, etc.

Money is amazing, honestly. That's why everyone wants it and people are willing to do horrible things to get it. "Money doesn't buy you happiness" and similar ideas were disseminated into the lower classes to keep them from revolting.

I broke up with a girlfriend last year and felt broken inside. I fucked 10/10 escorts for 3 weeks straight and by the end I had forgotten she existed and moved on with my life. My ex has been begging to get back with me, because she realize what a colossal fuck up she made leaving me (and my net worth)

Firespawn
Firespawn

You want to make real money? Take a doubledegree in law and chemistry, enjoy working with chemical patents for corporations and making a fucking killing.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@happy_sad
hooking up with a bunch of women just makes you feel empty and eventually you feel disgusted by in

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PackManBrainlure
So comfy, where do I apply, I'm an accountant but it's shit boring

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StonedTime
Word. I had the best wifey ever, she would do EVERYTHING & ANYTHING for me. She loved me very much, so so much. I know there's not a soul on Earth that could possibly love me as much as she did. I fucked up though, I got arrested with 30lbs. of weed and I spiraled into alcoholism because of it and I started mentally abusing her. One day when I was drunk I threw my phone at her and that was that. I've fucked plenty of girls hotter than her since, but its not the same. When you find a good girl keep her fellas, if I don't make it in crypto I'm taking a shotgun to the dome there's nothing left for me in this world

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StonedTime

Aye, pumed&dumped much of em and now I have a thing with one, who seems to care about me very much and I haven't gotten that much love from anyone.

I have been a fucked up wreck inside for so long and now this really frightens me to my bones

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Snarelure
Right on dude. No matter what is going on externally, if your mental state is fucked you are living in hell.

Go see a therapist though, get out of hell.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Snarelure
I know.. I havent had sex in years since my fiance left me (she had big schizo psychotic break and now hates me and everyone else)
zoloft helps, but yeah after hooking up with other women I just feel depressed afterwords, Im only happy alone now

Techpill
Techpill

@Stark_Naked
Does therapy actually help? I just don't want to get hopped up on meds. It's been 3 years and I still think about her constantly haha I want it to stop

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StonedTime
The women you hook up with, probably. High end escorts are prettier than the best strippers. They are women you probably never even see in your day to day life. I really recommend seeing one if you can afford it, even once.

@Snarelure
@New_Cliche
lol. lying to yourself feels good, doesn't it?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CouchChiller
Listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fKQxNUW-w&t=3533s

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Techpill
the only thing that helped me was zoloft + a little bit of therapy on the side

the reason is that zoloft prevents you from holding grudges in a way, so you get over bad things immediately

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Harmless_Venom
:(

@Sharpcharm
What you mean?

@RumChicken
Aw shit. I really don't want to take meds because then it won't be me, you know?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sharpcharm
no dude I had a free Harem of cuties, it got old in less than a year. but not everyone has the personality of charlie sheen

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole
thats what I thought but in the end it doesnt matter. I didnt give up my passions and my personality didnt change (except I never feel sad or emotional) . Itrs so worth it, thats why Ive been on it for 4 years now, its a miracle. also I dont give a fuck about women or sex so everyday I can focus on whatever

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sharpcharm

It just gets you nowhere and I have just began to understans it.

Trying to work myself more connected inside, because I think I have lost it when growing up for a young man

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Stupidasole
oh and haha theres this one thing about zoloft how it effected me:

it stops you from feeling happy or sad, so you are left with Anger, Smugness, and Calmness.

Before zoloft I had a lot of empathy, Now I will gladly go Hunting. I also became obsessed with Hitler and want to purge 90% of the world

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@massdebater
Alright, I'll give it a try. Can you still get horny?

farquit
farquit

@eGremlin

lol so it makes you a psychopath

massdebater
massdebater

@Crazy_Nice
I can but I dont care about sex anyway so I only jack off maybe once every 3 days

a lot of people say it stops their boners though, but im sure you get used to it. You wont care about bullshit emotions like Love

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@eGremlin
@massdebater
Oh shit,I already have very low empathy. I like sex though lol. I
Fuck it though no harm in trying

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PackManBrainlure
I love reading about shit like this
Thanks user

TechHater
TechHater

@farquit
Not a natural one, but yeah I suppose it simulates socipathic tendencies. I also say this because a lot of mass shooters were on Antidepressants like zoloft. I would never go on a mass shooting, but if ever there was civil war I would kill 100s of marxists. LEGALLY, FOR CIVIL WAR ONLY

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TalkBomber
different for everyone though, like it didnt work for my firned. Some say it takes 2 weeks to kick in but it worked for me day one

just remeber, I would feel bad about killing a fly, Now I think hunting elephants and big game looks cool

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@eGremlin
I also became obsessed with Hitler and want to purge 90% of the world
MMM good old Zyklon Zoloft.

I swear, next fascist to get into government is going to do some amazing thing with psychotropic meds. The Nazis only had meth and that basically got them all of Europe.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Booteefool
underrated

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
C O M F Y
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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CouchChiller
I could literally make cash by sucking cock or getting my cock sucked by dudes where I live.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
No. It cuts 10 years off your 20 year career.

You can only do it for a little less than 10 years before it becomes a liability to send you down to do welds. Then you transition to welding on land and take an 80% pay cut.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PackManBrainlure
rinking applesauce 60ft under a giant boat alone in the deep is my job satisfaction .
(Sometimes I get to see schools of fish and other animals too, but that's
how do I get a job like this

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
you ever see sharks n shit? anything scary happen?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
Oh my god those things are good (assuming we're talking about the chalky ones that are kind of like Tums). I have a niece who has the beetus and I used to bum some of them off my sis all the time.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Need_TLC
Alright I'll keep that in mnd. Sorry for late reply user I got distracted by real life

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