I just bought creatine for the first time. what should i expect?

i just bought creatine for the first time. what should i expect?

you can expect to go bald

expect to get fat

hair loss

lock yourself in a room when you go to sleep or you'll wake up and murder everyone in your house

Time to hand in your natty-card

around 10% gains on your lifts. also higher water weight retention so couple extra pounds that looks like 'hypertrophy' while not adding any muscle mass directly.

expect nothing to happen, fast

i bought supplements that contained creatine by mistake, fucked my shit up real bad, probably sped my balding up by a year and it likely won't grow back. not worth it senpai

to start pissing a lot

Creatine Shits.

To get significantly bigger

Make sure you hand in your natty card at the front desk

Thanks. I appreciate the info user

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So, the difference between murdering everyone or not murdering everyone is having to turn a key?

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bald

I like this story.

expect to get laid

kek

This man has demonstrated knowledge of the product.

Lower the amount retard.

you can expect ALL KINDS OF GAINS NIGGA

If you have bad hair genetics, expect to lose a lot of hair.
Male hair loss is caused by the hormone DHT, and creatine boosts that shit. If you have good hair don't worry, you are probably fine then.