That guy that wears full plate armor to the gym

TreeEater
TreeEater

that guy that wears full plate armor to the gym

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Firespawn
Firespawn

@TreeEater
tfw no armor to enter knightmode

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
Great gains

Illusionz
Illusionz

that guy that counts his gauntlets when he mentions how much he benches

Its always a frenchmen too lel

Methshot
Methshot

tfw fell for the starting squire meme

girlDog
girlDog

@TreeEater
that squire whom does sword pulls in the smithery

Inmate
Inmate

@TreeEater
the executioner keeps hitting the wagon tire with the war hammer while staring at me
guys i think i'm gonna die

hairygrape
hairygrape

@girlDog
PISSETH OFF

RavySnake
RavySnake

Tfw the gym trebuchet is down for maintainence

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TreeEater
Tfw the Giant came by and put all the squires back in the pit.

King_Martha
King_Martha

that guy who pokes others' asses while they're stretching
My worst fear.

askme
askme

nobles parked their horses in the squat racks again

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
If I may, I implore thee to remove this comment from my presence immediately

FastChef
FastChef

@TreeEater
Collecting gains tax from the gains peasants, so steep they will barely every get out of DYEL mode
Gains peasants using manlets to pull their plows to till their small protein fields, they aren't pleased but they're too DYEL to fight
Take almost all of their gains and bring them to the steps of the king
By the time I get up the stairs almost all of the gains are dead
Realize I went to fast and accidentally did cardio
King tears me in half

JUST

King_Martha
King_Martha

gym butler has come down with typhus
too sick to escort me to gym
have to put weights on barbell myself like some common peasant
mfw I catch other gym Dukes looking at me with disgust

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
gym is closed for the week because of an outbreak of the black plague
squire has come down with it
no one left to put my armor on
no one left to put weights on my barbell

Am I expected to lift like a peasant? This is intolerable. The gains pope better do something about this, I havent paid for those gains absolutions for nothing.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Gentlemen, how does one attain the physique necessary to fit this harness?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@King_Martha
is there anyone on earth with better form than this dude?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

travel to gymnasium where I train
gymnasium choir making unpleasant sounds
Any other dukes consider executing some of these god awful choirboys?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@AwesomeTucker

Starting Squire + GOHWAD (gallon of holy water a day)

Don't forget to pray daily for maximum spiritual gains

cum2soon
cum2soon

@AwesomeTucker
You will never satisfy that codpiece without an 8x6, stout yeoman.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Methshot
jej

Evilember
Evilember

@TurtleCat
An it please thee, remove this calamity

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

thou nobleman who jesters a loincloth about the metal house.

Perish the thought.

FastChef
FastChef

the bowpull apparatus is with fault
verily, wherefore continue i to live?

farquit
farquit

tfw cast into the chasm of squat sires

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

someone post the webm of the guy doing lat pulldowns in full plate please

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@haveahappyday
webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa2irrYK09w

Lunatick
Lunatick

Tfw your gym is mostly Saracens.
Anyone wanna help to crusade my gym? They are starting to force me to pay Jizya.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater

There they are
Fucking goddamn knights
So loud and they take up so much fucking space
Oh shit, here it comes
Just once could they not-
DEUS VULT
DEUS VUUUUULT?
DEUS VULT!!!
Jesus Christ every single goddamn time they finish a set

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Crazy_Nice
The dwarves think giants are real
Keck, next you'll tell me you're just a short regular person.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Be me, a simple but hardworking squire
village idiot has parked his donkey in the squat rack next to mine again
pay him no mind, I am here to mind my own hoisting
he keeps grunting as loud as he can while doing donkey kickbacks
in his defense, the donkey looks pretty heavy
proceeds to load the donkey on his back
surely he isnt gonna try to squat an entire donkey?
he looks me in the eye and gives me a wink
he screams "tis just a peanut!"
descends, the donkey looks confused
the gym maidens have gathered around him and start laughing at his foolishness, as he reaches the bottom of his descent his back cracks and he falls down, the donkey still sitting comfortably on his back.
fucking jesters, when will they learn?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

How do I get knights to stop asking me about crusading for Jerusalum?

Skullbone
Skullbone

this thread

SniperGod
SniperGod

I fucking love you guys

whereismyname
whereismyname

tfw gym priests keep trying to convert me to christianity. fuck off with your meekness cult, let me lift in peace

likme
likme

thy feel when too poor for arranged marriage
'tisn't fair, maidens care not about gains, only land

tfw landlet

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
maidens care not about gains, only land
RELINGUIS

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Cease letting the little men dig tunnel as I, the pit guardian, must fill them up again

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stupidasole
klokov

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
Kekd

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is under armour really the best brand for compression gear underneath your armour?

MPmaster
MPmaster

be me
schedule date with qt3.14 winch
the day arrives
dawn full plate armor
bless thy gains with holy water
say my payers, bless st. piano
proceed on my crusade to slay pussy like dragon
meet qt at bus stop
gives me the look and I already know I've conquered her vagina like Jerusalem

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TreeEater

lmaofullpl8

massdebater
massdebater

Doing mew for three months now
at the gym doing above head hoisting exercises
a sea raider come to me and says
that's a nice head you have on those shoulders.
What did he mean by that? Is my face gains coming around?

Inmate
Inmate

@RumChicken
kek

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater

Lads is anyone here excited for Knightfall?

quick rundown
History channel drama like vikings but deus vult

RavySnake
RavySnake

@massdebater
he just wants to drink from your cock

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz
but those are bohemian knights, look at em!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

yeah that guy is pathetic

also
that guy who sharpens his sword between sets

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TreeEater

Rate my routine pls. Trying to develop some good man at arms fitness

A.

3x30 crossbow reloads
1x5 ballista turns
3x1 boiling and carrying oil
1xF trumpet blows

B

5x10 halberd squats
3x10 Greatsword swings
5x1 receiving knight charges
3x12 swimming the moat

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
catched the plague on dayeth yonder
welp, there goeth me gains
and me life

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
thou dost implicate

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Inmate
Expel yourself back to thine reddit from which you came, plebian!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TreeEater
he's wearing full plate
it's not the Giant Set

massdebater
massdebater

Sir CHADLER is courting princess STACILIA and eating LAMB while THOU is TRAINING in the STABLE

likme
likme

@Inmate
great painting choice desu

StonedTime
StonedTime

@w8t4u
Top kek

girlDog
girlDog

court jester keeps curling on the jousting horse

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa2irrYK09w

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TreeEater
tfw no concubine

Firespawn
Firespawn

@lostmypassword
the dark souls of lifting

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Firespawn
truly the dark souls of comparisons

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Firespawn
Will praising the sun increase my gains?

Spamalot
Spamalot

my visage when a knave who claims to have bested me on the field of battle was totally using black powder.
mfw he still claims to be natty

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

my visage when I catch the court wizard using magic to cheat his lifts
mvw he claims to be making gains just by looking at the weights

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Emberfire
Gotta get that vitamin D

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
Verily!

Supergrass
Supergrass

doing my holy cross bar set
local muslim enterth the holy premises
starts getting gains
at end of the ninth bell he uses local gym mat for prayer
his gains are given to allah
How do i giveth thy lord more gains to beat back these hordes?

Evilember
Evilember

@Supergrass
Start by having your gym priest bless your weights with holy water before each set. Only by lifting the holy weight can you increase the lord's gains.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperGod
I feel the same way about all my brethren gathered in this Chinese silk weaving tavern.

Evilember
Evilember

@Harmless_Venom
my visage when I must travel the Silk Road in order to train with my eastern brethren to learn of new discussions in the Chinese Silk Weaving Tavern
mvw all that travelling keeps plaguing my gains
Will I ever make it brothers?

RumChicken
RumChicken

that earl whom adorns himself in all manner of cloth yet cannot even raise one cart of grain

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

mvw novice necromancers keep trying to lift the dead
mvw they can only summon skeletonlets
When will they level up?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

be myself, patrician of good breeding
hoisting dead weights off the earth
apply drying cream, a gift from the castle alchemist, to my palms
approached by a stablehand
myvisageuponit.parchment
he's but a lowly knave, barely capable of hoisting his own weight!
must ask the quartermaster why he allows the rats of of the dungeon
is it any good?
it is adequate
does the master not want to use gloves?
I lay my gaze fully upon him
NO
he scurries off
the horrible state of this kingdom

Spamalot
Spamalot

The wizard keeps shrinking all the dumbells for the manlets

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
It's is said that man was made to be in God's image. By strengthening your physique and assisting in the gains of your gym comrades, you do the same for our Lord

Nojokur
Nojokur

Guys, is starting wizardry a meme routine?

idontknow
idontknow

@TreeEater
Guys I believe Sir Jeff is the best knight in the land

SniperGod
SniperGod

that guy whom must be hoisted upon thine mount

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Spamalot
I request that we ban wizards from the gym my lord, for they do not pursue the blessed path of gains and instead walk the heretical path of cardio.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@idontknow
Exile thyself Jeff.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Be told im to small to go liberate Holy Land
but through God all things are possible my lord
Does thou even lift kin?

idontknow
idontknow

@idontknow
Art thou speaking of Sir Jeffrey Cavalryman?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
harlots flaunting their ankles as to sabotage thy hoists
CEASE

Lunatick
Lunatick

@massdebater
TIS AN INJUSTICE

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
@TalkBomber
when will knightlets expand their intellect?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ooga

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

all these knightlets not converting to the chaos god of /fraud/ and becoming chosen champions

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Garbage Can Lid
sacrificing immortal natty spirit for temporary mortal gains
REPENT

iluvmen
iluvmen

@idontknow
Sir Jeffrey Cavalryman, and his lowly squire Jessetinian.

5mileys
5mileys

tournament champion accused of using potions
the scandal!
inquire about said potions with local alchemist
costly beyond my earthly wealth
hoisting and eggs, then

idontknow
idontknow

@LuckyDusty
30 measly swings

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Supergrass
preacher curls

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Firespawn
tfw priest is out dealing with the plague and can't do preacher curls

How doest thou maketh gains in such a situation brethren?

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