Would you stop coming to Veeky Forums if you made it? Would you stay behind and become...

Bidwell
Bidwell

Would you stop coming to Veeky Forums if you made it? Would you stay behind and become a prophet of iron? Or would you rub into everyones faces and be a cunt?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Bidwell
eww fucking arm hair

TechHater
TechHater

@Bidwell
Or would you rub into everyones faces and be a cunt?
I already do this lmao

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
I'd lick it if it meant i could smell her pusy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
I'd rub my face into her cunt, if you know what I mean.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
i'd go to jail for rape...
i just know it

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Bidwell
I'd play minecraft with her

w8t4u
w8t4u

Yeah sorry this doesnt sit well with me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u

fuck man now I can't stop looking at that wall connection.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Already made it. I lurk for the memes but do that less and less. The best threads on this board are only tangentially fitness related. The thing about fitness forums is that once you are no longer a beginner the things you're looking for become more and more specific

Techpill
Techpill

@ZeroReborn
Yea its pretty bad. Bitch needs to wax
@PurpleCharger
Also unironically this

Methnerd
Methnerd

I have made it, I just keep comin here to give bad advice you you stupid fucks.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I only come here when I have extreme downtime anyway like school breaks. Maybe if making it meant I would have more nearby friends during the school breaks, sure. But I just shitpost when vidya gets boring at my mom's place

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Bidwell
I've made it by most definitions.
Life is a little bit like those old video games- once you master one level you unlock another where you're a bitch again. But the rewards increase too.
For example- in college I was the biggest dude in my gym, smartest guy in my class, got layed a ton.
Now I lift at a more dedicated lifting gym in my city with a bunch of old as fuck powerlifters and I'm not shit compared to them. They're godly, I'm lucky to be around them, but holy fuck it's hard to keep up and I know they think I'm a bitch for my 4.5/3/5/2/1.5 w/ accessories work out I do every time I go in.
I was smart enough to get into a really good med school (like I was even surprised, I'm a white dude we don't get into these schools just by being smart and good interviews I thought we had to know somebody) but now I work longass hours and have tons of difficulty to make average on tests.
Getting layed a lot but then the sex started feeling sad, so I started dating for real and found a long term gf which is a whole other level of complexity and connectedness.

Rewards of all of these are of course bigger than the rewards if I'd decided to plateau at my college physique/love life/education. You understand?
I come back to Veeky Forums because I like it, but I'm generally only here on mimi when I shit.

Techpill
Techpill

@PurpleCharger
Based pusy poster

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fried_Sushi
yfw this isn't pasta

Lunatick
Lunatick

I come here for entertainment.
I could look like frank zane, and I'd still be ignoring CBTs, browsing FPH threads, and laughing at people seriously asking if putting broccoli florets up their anus makes the myostatin inhibiting properties more bioavailable.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fried_Sushi

smartest guy in the class
still can’t spell laid correctly

Did you go to a kindergarten instead of college or something?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Bidwell
I'd stay no question about it.

Ive just finished medical school.

There's a whole lot of shit on here you dont ever get to see, in hospitals or in class.

where else would you get people who are willing to subject themselves to extreme experiments testing the limits of human physiology?

between this place and /b/ you've probably got enough knowledge to start your own naturalpath and amateur surgery.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lunatick
Same. This is easily the most amusing board ion the site as there is a genuine, innocent kind of autism behind many of the posts.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Lunatick

2017
Not putting a garlic clove up your ass in the morning and pouring in an ounce of kale juice before bed

TechHater
TechHater

I!d stay for FPH threads to keep me on my toes everytime I'd like to skip the training

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
4.5/3/5/2/1.5

takes2long
takes2long

@Bidwell
yeah then I dropped the ball and now I'm back

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BlogWobbles
This seriously made me kek, as I was the guy who told someone to stick garlic up their ass for "hardcore mode" worm treatment.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fried_Sushi
I'm a white dude we don't get into these schools just by being smart and good interviews I thought we had to know somebody
Nice larp, shitskin.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Bidwell
tfw girls brag about how agile they are
tfw they show off by putting their feet behind their head
Do they know about the dirty thoughts they put into our heads?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Harmless_Venom
yes

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
matingpress.jpg

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fried_Sushi
post your body already

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
WHO IS THIS THOT

Methshot
Methshot

show yourself, I saw you in the tiger thread

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Spamalot
Damn, should have said something like
"Yeah bitch, spread those legs"

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lunatick
Actually
don't do that in front of me
Would've put her on the spot and given you an advantage

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i would quietly lurk like I do now and sometimes post something funny

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methnerd
That's really good.
I'll save it in case one of those bitches do it again.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@ZeroReborn
you mean
ew cutting scars

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
I actually find it attractive

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Harmless_Venom
Post something funny like a goofy doge

StonedTime
StonedTime

If making it involves getting laid then I won't be making it anytime soon.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi

you really think someone would do this? just go on the internet and pretend to be somebody else?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fried_Sushi
4.5pl8 OHP
3pl8 bench
hahaahah what the fuck
nice blog tho bro

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lunatick
/fit/ trying to pick up women

w8t4u
w8t4u

@w8t4u
I feel personally insulted by the lack of craftsmanship.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Carnalpleasure
it is now

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Methshot
what does that say about his test?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
What do you think

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fuzzy_Logic
that he claims natty

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Bidwell
I would make a greentext about me making it and thank Veeky Forums for its input in that, since i really enjoy reading about fellow /fit/izens making it, and really feel for others that struggle

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Bidwell
those soles

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Harmless_Venom
They know exactly what they're doing. Women love to tease. If they can get a good looking guy to check them out, that's enough validation for a few days in their book. You probably ignored every advance before that too, which is why they took it to that extreme. They typically elevate until they get the attention they want.

farquit
farquit

tfw no gf who can fit in a cardboard box

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@farquit
fucking pic disappeared

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PurpleCharger
same here, Rajesh.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@viagrandad
Spell check bruh

TechHater
TechHater

@Lunatick
Meant to be a decimal between the three and the five

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
Imagine fucking that. How deep the dick would fucking go. I bet it would hurt her like a motherfucker, which makes it even bettah.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methshot
That's Lotus. He's been here for years.

WebTool
WebTool

@Bidwell
WHO is this yoga slut

gimme a naem

NAME

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Bidwell
sauce right now

askme
askme

@Dreamworx
no

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
there's a cute sunny workout video on popular sites with a very groovy music, much better than this

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methnerd
@Poker_Star
Then show pics of physique or girls you've laid. Otherwise anyone can LARP

Evilember
Evilember

@Fuzzy_Logic
Just quickly reading up on what's the average nmol/l on an average male, apparently 9-38, kinda wide spectrum, his is 17.6

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@PurpleCharger
Show bobs
No cloth
Bitch lasagna

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@AwesomeTucker
I saw others like this with different girls. Funny shit mate. Got more? Or do you know how this meme is called?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Harmless_Venom
Yeah, women know exactly what they are doing.
Even when a cleavage is turning into a downblouse or when they show more skin, they know it and love to show it. Just think that that's all women have to do: be pretty enough to get fucked and have kids. Men has to provide and conquer.

Inmate
Inmate

sauce is theodosiafloarearominii

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Bidwell
Yeah I’d give out advice and inspiration for other anons
it would be nice to be a king of Veeky Forums

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

wouldn't stop. I don't usually come here for advice or help. I come here for the straightforward, mildly autistic way people here see life. it's a mix of disappointed with hope, but still dedicated enough to act... people still believe and are willing to act to fix it. they do it with a sense of humor, too.

while places like /r9k/ or /cgl/ or /b/ are filled with truly angry, disgusting and lazy people, here people actually want to improve and have some belief, even if they are driven by anger or bitterness originally.

I wonder if you can ever truly make it, though. every time I reach something I was aiming for (losing weight, driver's license, building muscle, getting mired multiple times a day), some new obstacle crops up. it's like an endless videogame with hidden boss after hidden boss.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TurtleCat
who is in the bottom left/right?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@ZeroReborn
you're a fag for even noticing that

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Sharpcharm
You could probably just search 2/10 would not bang on the internet and find a thousand photos just like it.

Evilember
Evilember

@viagrandad

Zhenya ____.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fried_Sushi
lol, thanks bunch m8

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@viagrandad
3d printed replica, it is a thing, look it up

Booteefool
Booteefool

@VisualMaster

it's the actual girl, not a doll.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Booteefool
is this from her later sets?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm a (natty) semipro model after fixing my weight issue so I made it but I still post here, mainly in facial aesthetics threads.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
@Evilember
@Booteefool
She’s not even attractive guys
Her eyes are too far apart, and she just looks like a cunt

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@ZeroReborn
@lostmypassword
Seriously, who the fuck even notices she has arms? If you are that queer why even open this thread?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@cum2soon
I'm not doxing myself, but I have the money, a traditional woman, a great physique, and good lifts.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
whats the latest set?

takes2long
takes2long

@ZeroReborn
imagine being this gay

Emberfire
Emberfire

@MPmaster

Does it work though?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Burnblaze
proud of being such a subhuman animal you can't even look at anything except vaginas and butts

Literal chimpanzee tier, class up you thirsty fucking virgin.

Inmate
Inmate

I waste so much time here instead of working out and pursuing my personal interests. If I know how to stop myself from coming to Veeky Forums I'd do it ASAP.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Inmate

It is a vortex
Instead of getting 2 hours extra sleep every day, I sit and read Veeky Forums

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CouchChiller

custom.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Bidwell

You don't ever really make it. It's the journey that matters. You don't set your goal for squatting 5 plate and then just say you're done. You try to add just five more pounds. Or you try to do that, plus run and swim faster.

If anything, making it is just when you take joy in the process of getting better rather than the fantasy of being better. You enjoy chasing girls or loving your gf more than imagining the gf you'll have one day. You enjoy making money more than imagining how you would spend money you don't have. You enjoy deadlift day more than you enjoy the though of a 600 pound dead.

If we're being honest, you have to win a lot before competing becomes fun for its own sake. So keep winning.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The farther along in your fitness journey you are, the less you come back here to take it seriously, and the more you just keep coming back to flagrantly shitpost.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Lunatick
If they can get a good looking guy to check them out
But user, I'm only average.

You probably ignored every advance before that
I never noticed any advances, so that might be true. One of them even kept commenting on how skinny I am.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fuzzy_Logic
Elaboration: Why would she be interested in a guy she thinks is too skinny?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

implying browsing Veeky Forums helps you make gains

3/4 of advices are meant to fuck you up long-term, it's infested with shills. It's better to get your knowledge from elsewhere first so you can detect the bullshit better and ignore it.

I just come because it's comfy to hang out with people that share the same goals as me so it's irrelevant to my progress.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
be a cunt

sick cunt

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
@ZeroReborn
Faggot or 14 year old. Man up and fuck that hairy bish

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Bidwell
Not helping in my no fap streak.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sharpcharm
Hey you go frget end I have for this you

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@ZeroReborn
virgin

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
Thank you brother

StonedTime
StonedTime

Honestly I'm a 4/10 beta loser that if I ever end up somehow 'making it' at this point, it'll probably be some occult tier knowledge that got me there.
Of course is share it, if k ever find a way out if this hole I'd try to help as many people like me as I could.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@StonedTime
Lmao we wouldnt need your help loser

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@w8t4u

disgusting

RumChicken
RumChicken

@DeathDog
@Lunatick
I think it's backwards

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

a drug exist that will give you the power to get big, get good grades, and get a gf, all you have to do is give years of your life in return, the drug is ADDERALL

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
he just listed it backward

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@AwesomeTucker
class up
On /o/...go back and review the.jpg we are referencing you goofy bastard. I have heard of white knights but you are the first sperg knight I have come across.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'd share what worked for me when I got the chance.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methshot
...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Well, I've got a cute gf for almost a year now and it's going nicely, I'm doing good in a Strongfirst course, with deadlift about 180 kg and squat at 160. I'm doing RELATIVELY well at the uni (law) and work part-time at IT corporation. Did I made it? Yet I'm still frequent here for shits and giggles. Pity anybody who comes here unironically though.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Bidwell
I keep coming here. When you get high enough you will realize too, there is no true *made it. There is no ceiling. You will always want more, long after you are satisfied

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Bidwell
What a woman in mind when she smiles right;) it's okay to make a mind, it's just not the wrong one! ;) I could swallow to rub my nipple .. it pulsates inside you;)) you know how the mahlam of owls will flow ... or if the mum got enough, smile, judging ... well your whip will blush;) Dude fuck! ;))

girlDog
girlDog

@AwesomeTucker
youve been watching too much naruto

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methshot
calves

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StonedTime
Why did you stop lifting and do you plan to start again?

@Boy_vs_Girl
Do you still lift?

girlDog
girlDog

@Supergrass
text covering face
lmaooo

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RavySnake
Yes. Years ago I said “living reality > documenting reality”. That’s what I’ve been doing. Only started posting in the last couple days because I got a desktop and can go ham with my mechanical keyboard. Don’t like posting on laptop, just lurking.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Bidwell
I think leaving this place behind is a prerequisite to making it ...

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Bidwell
Flexidancertheo

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@ZeroReborn
Pansie pussy.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
pls source who

Inmate
Inmate

@Flameblow
@SniperGod
thats her twitter

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
tfw only started posting after making it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
This thread is severely lacking in more webms like this.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
woo lad i wonder if there's nudie videos on her camwhore site that would be fun af

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Bidwell
sauce?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@w8t4u
I think it's intentionally meant to be that way for stylistic reasons. Too much autism.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StonedTime
t. guy who built that house

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
hey bro, im from vancouver. just wondering how you went about getting a test for your test levels? did you have to pay? id like to get one.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
I got into a car accident and had to get bloods done so I asked my doc to check off testosterone for you guys exclusively. Get bloods done and ask for testosterone levels to be checked, it’s free in Canada. Be sure to go early as it will make a difference.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StonedTime

yeah, the angled wall on the left side is a dead giveaway.

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
why would the dick go deeper when she's like this than normal?

t. virgin

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'd say I've made it, quick summary

went from 250 lbs to 190 lbs at 11% bf now, 6'2
went from popular-ish introvert in high school to extremely popular extrovert in uni, gained literally hundreds of friends and fucked more chicks than I care to count, also two gfs during that time
started my own software company while in uni that I'm now making a very comfortable, relatively passive income from (currently doing close to $500k / month in revenue)
currently working on my PhD, will finish next year

I used to be really active on here from about 2011 - 2014. Nowadays I stop by maybe once every month or every other month if I have absolutely nothing else to do for 10-15 minutes just to check in. It's not actually that different from five years ago. Idk, I just don't feel a big need for coming on here anymore I guess.

Anyways, life is really good. I'm doing the things I want with my life, enjoying success both educationally, financially and socially. Really excited for the future. I'm happy.

PS nothing made me more happy than making tons of friends and finding love. A sicc body is nice and so is money but it'll only make you happy up to a point. Deep and meaningful friendships and relationships and the experiences that come with them made me more happy than anything else. Maybe that's something to think about with regards to where you're putting your energy.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
Same brother. GIrls.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Bidwell
Would you stop coming to Veeky Forums if you made it? Would you stay behind and become a prophet of iron? Or would you rub into everyones faces and be a cunt?

Men have varied interest and could browse forums pertaining to some of their interests; sometimes they could even chime in if there's something to say. People worried about "showing off" on a vietnamese anime MtF surgery website are just begging for validation, bros don't push bros down and don't rush to blogpost about their astounding and totally true lifetime accomplishment as well (I sadly see some of you falling for this scheme, and trying really too hard in the process). Best of luck to you, larpers, we're all gonna make it. Just don't yourself from reality this much, k? k.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@w8t4u
How the fuck do you fuck that up? Fuck sake is it really that hard to hold something flush and screw it in to place. Fucking trash

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Bidwell
I would give up most things in life if it meant being able to fuck a girl like that

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TreeEater

same feeling, but not for that type.

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