Should I do it?

“Thanks, you have nice tits”

This. You're welcome, OP.

Damn. Rolling again.

Fuck it. Thought it might be cool if OP got laid for a change but that doesn't seem to be in the cards. Last roll.

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Dubs have spoken. Do it.

This but with the eyes going to the right with a slight smile emoji

this, say this

>y-you too

This is actually good.

what app is this

And we're rolling

>he actually did it

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the madman

how

Literally the ugliest person I've ever seen
How is this even possible

It's a bot, virgin

now go for the cannibal angle

she'll love it

Op here it's not a bot

this

should have gone with the semen option desu

>Thanks, you’re pretty cute yourself. What’s your number?

How would you know?

I looked her up on Facebook. She's real. That profile pic is a good one

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never double message

never

Please don't double text. Especially after a joke.

rolling for "please respond"

no you gotta hit her with a "pls respond" now

Fuck off I have a 9/10 smile I can do whatever I want

No dude you dug your grave and now you lay in it

dubs have spoken

don't op wait for her to respond.

No. Stop right there. You already showed mildly clever aloofness and left her thinking about getting her pussy eaten. You are in charge here. Do NOT let her know how bad you want it. She lives her life every day controlling men with her sex. You be different and she will find you interesting.

That chick is a qt3.14. Where do you live, OP?

The only thing I see on bumble are braphogs and single moms.

STOP OP NOOOOOOOOOO

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HOW

>actually thinking this is a good line
lol

desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/

Buffalo bill used it

Vague, aloof, mildly clever, and leaves her thinking about getting her pussy eaten without knowing if that's what he meant. It is a good line as long as he doesn't ruin it by following up with a double message.

''I can make your whiter than my teeth.'' Heil hitler

please respond you whore

You've gotta be baiting me

Sorry I didn’t know you already said something, also take out the haha you fool. At this point you must wait for her to respond, could take a few days if she’s a big thot.

>chatting up qt painter on okc
>ask her out to dinner
>says she can't because she has a scholarship dinner
>suggests a phone call for later this week

We have a ton of mutuals so I know she's legit. But she's not interested is she? I mean, a phone date? Am I on /soc/ or okc?

OH FUCK NOT AGAIN
>inb4 OP sends third message after no response

phone call is to arrange another date dummy

In the meantime:

That's the only good approach. Send a couple of messages and if she doesn't respond, send "pls respond"

"Pucker up cutie (and I dont mean ur mouth) ;)"

Op here...I'm very beta and she's older and bigger than me and has big knockers.

I'm intimidated by her to be frank

I’d add the smug emoji like the other user said to make it less creepy, but sure

I want to poop into your butt and have you poop the same poop back into my butt. Then we can keep pooping the same poop back and forth forever.

How old are you and how old is she ?

This. This is how you stop being intimidated.

reroll for this

>your face seems wide enough for my load

kids gtfo

I'm 23 and she's 27

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You ruined a great start. All you had to say was something like "I think it is a great way to start the conversation :) How are you?"

Women don't want you to know that you have them in the bag. Read this couple of times to understand.

Also, think a step ahead, what can she possibly respond to your stupid remark. "Oooh that's exactly what I had in mind this second, here is the address come over" No.

Okay I just messaged her because you sound just like her, thanks

stfu cant you see OP is intentionally sabotaging himself to feel in control of the shame that used to come without his choice in the matter?

good luck bro
I believe in you

>not wanting to date MILF's
she's too young for you user

also
subs have spoken. Send her this picture

That's nothing dude, you have nothing to worry about.

You have to send this

Isn't this the app where the girls have to message first? Is it legit? How do matches work

me cum big cummie when i see you pretty mommy

if trips say "please respond"

>Isn't this the app where the girls have to message first?
Yes. Bumble
>Is it legit?
Yes. Girls do message
>How do matches work
Girls message you and you text back.

Don't hesitate to ask any other retarded questions.

This my fav emoji
I call it the down to fuck emoji

So you get messages from random girls that you don't even choose in the first place? sounds awkward as fuck

No you swipe left and right just like on Tinder. You know when you match. But you can't send the first message (unless you pay the premium). Girls have to send the first message.

You both swipe left and match up and then the girl has to message you first. Most of the girls just say "hey" and leave it like that. Too bad ops a fag it looks like the girl actually took her time to write a personal message for him

I like it, sometimes I don't know what to say as an opener. And I really like it when girls compliment me for being a qt with a great smile.

You are both 100% correct

The whole cheesy sexual bantz on tinder thing is a meme. Just be attractive, not retarded and push to meet asap. That’s literally all you need. No one will fuck a clown for being funny

Sounds interesting, but what's the appeal for girls to use this app in particular?
Will I find a girl who wants to sit on my face

She lifts

CRINGE
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>Assuming normies will get your maymay 4chaneroos

I hope Veeky Forums isn't like user

What now?

You can start by fitness dick in ur mouth

you should have said "there's no need to feel down"

Christ m8 you're only supposed to post if it's funny

But what if I actually want to get laid?

Wow what a fucking boring generic opener. Protip if it’s something you can copy paste from one girl to another it will probably go nowhere