Should I do it?
Should I do it?
Singles says yes
Doubles say you’ll rape and murder her
How bout dis? I think this one is good
No you fucking mong
call her out on her wierdness
that profile pic
Rolling for "y-you too"
"all the better to eat you with"
Tell her you don't appreciate being objectified like that as you have more academic qualities to offer
There's nothing on my profile other than photos. There is no bio. The only thing any one can comment on is my looks
“Thanks, you have nice tits”
This. You're welcome, OP.
Damn. Rolling again.
Fuck it. Thought it might be cool if OP got laid for a change but that doesn't seem to be in the cards. Last roll.
This but with the eyes going to the right with a slight smile emoji
this, say this
This is actually good.
what app is this
And we're rolling
he actually did it
Literally the ugliest person I've ever seen
How is this even possible
It's a bot, virgin
now go for the cannibal angle
she'll love it
@Garbage Can Lid
Op here it's not a bot
should have gone with the semen option desu
Thanks, you’re pretty cute yourself. What’s your number?
How would you know?
I looked her up on Facebook. She's real. That profile pic is a good one
never double message
Please don't double text. Especially after a joke.
rolling for "please respond"
no you gotta hit her with a "pls respond" now
Fuck off I have a 9/10 smile I can do whatever I want
No dude you dug your grave and now you lay in it
dubs have spoken
don't op wait for her to respond.
No. Stop right there. You already showed mildly clever aloofness and left her thinking about getting her pussy eaten. You are in charge here. Do NOT let her know how bad you want it. She lives her life every day controlling men with her sex. You be different and she will find you interesting.
That chick is a qt3.14. Where do you live, OP?
The only thing I see on bumble are braphogs and single moms.
STOP OP NOOOOOOOOOO
Buffalo bill used it
Vague, aloof, mildly clever, and leaves her thinking about getting her pussy eaten without knowing if that's what he meant. It is a good line as long as he doesn't ruin it by following up with a double message.
''I can make your whiter than my teeth.'' Heil hitler
please respond you whore
You've gotta be baiting me
Sorry I didn’t know you already said something, also take out the haha you fool. At this point you must wait for her to respond, could take a few days if she’s a big thot.
chatting up qt painter on okc
ask her out to dinner
says she can't because she has a scholarship dinner
suggests a phone call for later this week
We have a ton of mutuals so I know she's legit. But she's not interested is she? I mean, a phone date? Am I on /soc/ or okc?
OH FUCK NOT AGAIN
inb4 OP sends third message after no response
phone call is to arrange another date dummy
In the meantime:
That's the only good approach. Send a couple of messages and if she doesn't respond, send "pls respond"
"Pucker up cutie (and I dont mean ur mouth) ;)"
Op here...I'm very beta and she's older and bigger than me and has big knockers.
I'm intimidated by her to be frank
I’d add the smug emoji like the other user said to make it less creepy, but sure
I want to poop into your butt and have you poop the same poop back into my butt. Then we can keep pooping the same poop back and forth forever.
How old are you and how old is she ?
reroll for this
I'm 23 and she's 27
You ruined a great start. All you had to say was something like "I think it is a great way to start the conversation :) How are you?"
Women don't want you to know that you have them in the bag. Read this couple of times to understand.
Also, think a step ahead, what can she possibly respond to your stupid remark. "Oooh that's exactly what I had in mind this second, here is the address come over" No.
stfu cant you see OP is intentionally sabotaging himself to feel in control of the shame that used to come without his choice in the matter?
good luck bro
I believe in you
not wanting to date MILF's
she's too young for you user
subs have spoken. Send her this picture
That's nothing dude, you have nothing to worry about.
You have to send this
Isn't this the app where the girls have to message first? Is it legit? How do matches work
me cum big cummie when i see you pretty mommy
if trips say "please respond"
Isn't this the app where the girls have to message first?
Is it legit?
Yes. Girls do message
How do matches work
Girls message you and you text back.
Don't hesitate to ask any other retarded questions.
This my fav emoji
I call it the down to fuck emoji
So you get messages from random girls that you don't even choose in the first place? sounds awkward as fuck
No you swipe left and right just like on Tinder. You know when you match. But you can't send the first message (unless you pay the premium). Girls have to send the first message.
You both swipe left and match up and then the girl has to message you first. Most of the girls just say "hey" and leave it like that. Too bad ops a fag it looks like the girl actually took her time to write a personal message for him
I like it, sometimes I don't know what to say as an opener. And I really like it when girls compliment me for being a qt with a great smile.
The whole cheesy sexual bantz on tinder thing is a meme. Just be attractive, not retarded and push to meet asap. That’s literally all you need. No one will fuck a clown for being funny
Assuming normies will get your maymay 4chaneroos
I hope Veeky Forums isn't like user
You can start by fitness dick in ur mouth
you should have said "there's no need to feel down"
Christ m8 you're only supposed to post if it's funny
But what if I actually want to get laid?
Wow what a fucking boring generic opener. Protip if it’s something you can copy paste from one girl to another it will probably go nowhere
@Garbage Can Lid
all the better to eat you with
dont do this, its cringey
be assertive and just do it
emojis are for fags and girls
What if the girl has some generic ass pictures with some generic ass bio?
@Garbage Can Lid
Be attractive, don't be Indian
yeah that is a little weird. its a shit test I think.
one thing you can do (but only if you have alpha frame but I think you might not) is text her:
"burnt my tongue on a gas cooker, cant talk. meet me for coffee at [public place] on saturday 11am and we can talk in sign language."
Then she will text back "what?" and you hold frame and just talk about how bad it was. You both know you are telling a lie. Make it outrageous but not too outrageous. She wants to break your frame and cant. this build attraction. And she will definitely meet you for coffee.
When you meet for coffee dont even mention it. But she will bring it up either at the start or after 20 minutes. And ONLY WHEN she brings it up you say "oh, it was a miracle, you wouldnt believe it. Had the whole thing replaced. still getting used to it. was in surgery all of thursday" . Dont laugh or anything try to build a lie and let her test you and make up ridiculous stuff. Try to "tease" her or mess with her or get her to sound like SHE is ridiculous for not believing you. Tell her she must have "trust issues" blahblahblah
you don't belong here chad
don't be under 6'2
I have the frame of a little bitch. How do I train it to be stronger?
dubs and you need to shove the phone up your ass and delete this thread
Its hard for me to say. You build it over months or years by going into all sorts of scenarios where people challenge you and test you and give you shit.
You need to learn to not back down when confronted, how to take the lead, how to come up with topics to discuss, how to not react emotional when someone tries to harm you or knock you down.
Oh learn to Agree&Amplify - thats very important.
If you act really cocky then people will try to knock you back down the dominance hierarchy. You need to learn to be confident in yourself and your direction and know that many of your flaws dont matter.
This answer isnt as good as Id like. Ive been out of the redpill and pua community for years and forgot a lot of it after I internalised it all and changed myself permanently
Oh yeah I always tell people to read this to understand Frame. I fully agree with this guy: https://archive.fo/qPOTu
Which app is that?
Maybe for those who need it. If you got a decent face/body, you can open with "Hi" and she'll try to keep your attention. It's a common misconception that you can't make women work for a date instead of the other way round.
Woah, this is some good shit
gotta send it now. what have you done to op
s-stop it I'm c-completely secure in my unicode only keyboard