Think for a moment

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

think for a moment

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.google.com/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/champion-powerlifter-killed-mma-fighter-11025351.amp
https://youtu.be/DDhXmYbAQpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ZnjtrHeA4
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a41_1503261071
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O14yjsulv7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GTkeo8J2e4
King_Martha
King_Martha

@CodeBuns
Any lifter without training can kick the ass of any dyel with training.

When you learn martial arts you learn shit like grapples, but you can't grapple someone stronger than you. So all you can do is punch and kick, and the stronger guy has the advantage since he just needs one shot in while you're probably giving him baby kisses.

massdebater
massdebater

@CodeBuns
Some people do both AND carry a gun.
You have no excuse to not do all three.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@massdebater
This

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CodeBuns
These two things exist
No way dude

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha

all these brotier exercises like curls and bench press makes my jaw stronger, just like in my japanese animes!
having muscles means I know how to throw a punch and keep my guard up!

Yeah no

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CodeBuns
One's for aesthetics
One's for fun

If you're doing martial arts to actually fight someone irl outside of the boundaries of a competition you should probably just carry a gun. Doing MMA or something with the fantasy of kicking someone's ass irl is pretty fucking beta and seems to forget that assault charges exist and are heavily enforced. Plus, if someone punches you the right way or you fall weird you could fucking die. I know a guy who knows a guy who's in jail for punching someone who then fell down and hit their head on a stool and died right there.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@CodeBuns
I thought about it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
It takes you like 5 minutes to learn how to throw a punch. How retarded are you?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Am i the only one who trains for health, strength and flexibility?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@King_Martha
Striking and fight reflexes don't require training

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
But now that he's in prison his martial arts training is going to pay off as he defends his anal virginity.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster
@King_Martha
if you think you can beat up a trained boxer because your dyel ass can bench 225 , thats fucking hilarious. I would seriously pay $100 to watch you get your ass handed to you.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CodeBuns
only uncivilized monkeys get into situations where they have to fight someone. people will be scared of even fighting you if you are big. i know that muscle mass has little to do with fighting ability but i would still never fight a mr olympia contestant

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Dreamworx
I'd rather knock someone out with one punch than be a dyel slapping Hulk on the nose and just making him angrier.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
I'd throw him a kick to the nads. He'd be completely defenseless because he never trained to deal with that.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@King_Martha
HAHAHAH, nice bait

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Bidwell
lol alright bro

DeathDog
DeathDog

@PackManBrainlure
Hurr if I just protect my head and keep up my guard while launching quick jabs I'll be invincible
CRUNCH
Goodbye, your nads.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
It takes you like 5 minutes to learn how to throw a punch. How retarded are you?
Not as retarded as you apparently.
I know guys that are by your self-expressed opinions "manlets" one is 5'4" the other is 5'7" .
2 self-assured and over-confident assholes who were easily over 6'1" tried pushing them around at the gym one day.
To make a long story short, my 2 friends trained in some really serious "fighting" skills. The 2 asshats that started with them were flay on their back in less than 30 seconds.
It was funny to watch.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@King_Martha
So all you can do is punch and kick, and the stronger guy has the advantage since he just needs one shot in while you're probably giving him baby kisses.

Have you watched any MMA fight. One strike KOs are not the norm. Even a KO monster like GGG takes some time. Besides, most bodybuilders don't use their whole kinetic chain because they are not trained to do so, if they are flexible enough to utilize it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@viagrandad
You're basically hoping for a lucky punch. Lifting helps in a fight, but not by much. A person that spends a year training in the gym will not beat a person who spent a year doing martial arts training if they both started around the same size at the beginning of their training. The fighter would win 99% of the time.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nude_Bikergirl
It was funny in your imagination, which is where it happened.

Though any street fight really comes down to who gets sucker-punched first.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@King_Martha
Yes and body builders can run faster than Usain Bolt

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@lostmypassword
nah, I've been in 3 fights where I got sucker punched first. I ended up winning every one of those.

btw i fucking hate it when girls scream bloody murder when it's time for violence

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
Usain Bolt was disqualified though for drug use.

So the bodybuilder wins by default.

Take that, fag. Bodybuilders win again.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@King_Martha
lol, wasnt there a powerlifter that got killed from a amateur fighter recently?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@King_Martha
this is what meatheads actually believe

Lol

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CodeBuns
Who gives a shit, I'm not a dumb nigger trying to pick fights with whoever looks at me funny. I got better shit to do man.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@lostmypassword
Ok meathead,keep believing your own bullshit.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Spamalot
Lol id destroy ronnie coleman and so would most amateurs

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
thinking martial arts is about picking fights
doesn't understand what self defense means

im guessing you back down from every confrontation there is?

farquit
farquit

@Bidwell
i dont know you!
let go of my purse!

5mileys
5mileys

I've boxed for 12 years and practiced BJJ for 4, never been in a street fight. Only idiots and people who feel the need to prove something to themselves get into fights with random

Bidwell
Bidwell

Working out in order to fight better.
It's called live somewhere free and shoot a faggot that wants to play stupid games.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@5mileys
I literally had to fight 8 "teenage" negros on my way to the corner store to get an energy drink for work the other day

Thank fucking God they were lanklets and didnt have weapons or Id be dead

And thank God for 6 years of boxing and muay thai

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Bidwell
thinks its easy to just pull out your gun and shoot someone intentionally

Unless you live in Brazil, this rarely ever happens

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure

Not just any powelifter but an elite world class champ

https://www.google.com/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/champion-powerlifter-killed-mma-fighter-11025351.amp

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Nojokur
you forget that ronnie coleman was a cop. he probably knew how to fight

SniperWish
SniperWish

im working out 3 times a week, should i start boxing? what days? im skelly, is it better to gain some weight first so i dont burn calories boxing?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TreeEater
i dont think you can easily take on 8 people all at once even if you are trained. Maybe 3 but if you are taking on 8 I hope you are running while you are fighting

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
You cannot fight if you cannot touch your toes or scratch your back. He wouldnt even hit me.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Sharpcharm
And? I'm grateful we live in a peaceful society in this great nation but that's not a fucking argument. Personnel defense is protection of personal liberties. Violating them by threatening my life voids theirs.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller
You only have to KO 1 or 2 of them before the whole pack of them fucks off...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

good bait

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
@Stark_Naked
Thats the point Dingus. Act like a decent, assertive person and there will be no confrontation.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Fought a 6'3 240 guy that had like a 450 squat and a 380 bench, dude was a monster. My lanklet ass climbed that fucker like I was a spider monkey and RNC'd him in like 15 seconds.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm convinced there's no good way to get into a IRL confrontation without acting like a total nigger and hanging around scum

Even then, just get a concealed carry license.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Ignoramus
thinks life is like the movie Jack Reacher

nahhhhhhhhh. unless you are much larger than them and scare them with just your appearance, they are all jumping you

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@CodeBuns
Nice RP thread

I once caught a sword mid strike with my bare hands due to my superior strength from doing 5x5 for 3 years

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sir_Gallonhead
i only ever leave my house to go to work or go to the gym, the post

You live a boring life bro

iluvmen
iluvmen

train mma for 3 years
lift
fight 2 tournaments and win
one of the best in my class
get approached by group of skinny teenagers while walking to mcdonalds one night
get suckered punched, knocked out, robbed, jaw broken before I even knew what was happening
stumble home hungry

Feels bad

likme
likme

@happy_sad
Im just telling you what happened. And yes I was bigger than those niggers. They were "teenagers".

When someone sees their buddy get their leg basically chopped off by a low kick they shit themselves.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SomethingNew
Not at all.

Don't go to areas where there's niggers around

Don't hang around addicts/shitty people

Don't go to trashy places

It's that simple. Even if something happens, hey, you got a concealed carry license.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Nude_Bikergirl
Wrong.

Avoid and deescalate.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@iluvmen
Dude pay attention to your surroundings 24/7 no matter what

Head on a swivel, you're never safe. Complacency kills.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nude_Bikergirl
The problem is you think everyone is decent. You don't know if an argument is going to escalate into the guy trying to headbutt you because the other guy and possibly his friends think you are being an annoying prick. You can always run though if they do decide to just stop talking and come after you

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Ignoramus
Do you know how I know you've never been in a fight?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@kizzmybutt
What a terrible way to have an adventure

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BunnyJinx
the guy who kills people just because they punched him in the chest

good to know you are a filthy animal

FastChef
FastChef

@LuckyDusty
You sound like a dumbass honestly.

I like to put myself in unsafe situations because ADVENTURE xD!

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Burnblaze
They only jump you if you're struggling with the first one, or they're actual criminals. These lanklet teenagers were just being dipshits but none the less they may have learned a lesson.

Ive been in over 50 fights. Its my hobby.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
The faggot who shows off his arms and calls it a gun show.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
By this logic a fatass marksmanship expert is better than all of Veeky Forums. Every method of training has its perks.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@King_Martha
nice job triggering these fightfags :^)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@FastChef
Yeah and ive lived 10 times the life youll ever live

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@ZeroReborn
Real fights are not for fun, kiddo.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Raving_Cute
Only a few times have I even been pissed off in street fights desu

Most of the time I'm having the time of my life

Soft_member
Soft_member

@kizzmybutt
some place safe and WHITE like a country music concert

yee haw cracker

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CodeBuns
the brainlet who can't stay on topic

also, you seriously want me to believe you kill people while you are posting an anime picture?

Inmate
Inmate

friend has been training various martial arts from child
Offers to teach me in his free time
KK
"Alright user, now I want you to try and get out of this hold"
do it easily
"W-well you had to rely on your strength to muscle through it."
Mfw

likme
likme

@Need_TLC
he bragged on 4 chan

Techpill
Techpill

@Raving_Cute
real fights are not for fun, kiddo
would rather kill than to just avoid the fight

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CodeBuns

enjoy your chronic injuries and brain damage mma fags

Evilember
Evilember

@likme
Youre damn right I did

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Soft_member
oh, no. 60 of the 16000 mirders a year in the US once happened at a country music concert. whatever will we do?

you're not ever perfecrtly safe, but some things are clearly not safe.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Techpill
are you retarded? if someone's punched you, the fight has long since started.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
brainlet who thinks you fight someone every time you train

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Evilember
And that is how I know you're lying, kiddo

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@whereismyname
We are here brother..

Nojokur
Nojokur

@eGremlin
so your solution is to pull out your gun and just shoot that person? Good to know your a filthy animal

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

*taps you on your shoulder*
Heh, Hokuto Shinken is invincible. Your big bodybuilder muscles won't stand a chance

ATATATATATATATATATATA AAHH TAAAA

Omae wa mo shindieru, kid....

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Skullbone
That video is fucking rough. That was like that scene from Indiana Jones where he fights the huge Nazi by the plane, but if he kicked the Nazi in the head and crushed his skull with repeated punches while he was down

farquit
farquit

Hey user! You've been getting big! What's your motivation for training?
I just want to hurt people.
Literally Stephen Paddock levels of psychosis. Not even kidding.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fuzzy_Logic
training to age gracefully

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BunnyJinx
No u

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nojokur
no, kiddo, a filty animal takes a swing at another person. i'm just putting that filthy animal down.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@PurpleCharger

lmao enjoy those group boxfit classes, i bet you haven't even train for a year in any fighting, way to reveal your shitty skills, you absolutely spar every session after you get past beginner gains

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TurtleCat
oh yeah 500 some ppl shot in a night

just a one time thing in the land of the free, you stick around other white folks and carry ur little piece I'm sure you'll be safe

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
first post best bait

RavySnake
RavySnake

@kizzmybutt
carries guns everywhere he goes
one drunk guy decides to push your face at a family party
decides to kill him
im not a filthy animal

glad to know in every situation you would kill someone just to avoid a fight

WebTool
WebTool

@Soft_member
More people die over the weekend in any number of black or Mexican dominated hoods. But illegal gun ownership in cities with most guns banned doesn't fit the narrative.

Legal registered guns, after taking away suicides, are used so little in actual homicides that they're at the level of somewhere like Switzerland, which has one of the lowest gun crime levels in the world for the amount of guns owned per household.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@King_Martha
What is the difference between explosive power, maximum strength and hypertrophy?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Honestly guys I lift and watch ufc and that alone has allowed me to choke out a BJJ orange belt pretty easily

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
thinks every sparring session are with 2 people going 100% on each other

way to reveal you are the ego fighter

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Firespawn
neither the continuum falacy nor a red herring is an argument, kiddo

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spazyfool
equivocating

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Spazyfool

changing goalposts
thinks when fighters say that they don't go 100% in sparring they mean they go at 50% or even lower

Doing sparring always means going above 80% to keep it true and honest, please stop posting you are just ashaming yourself, only beginners spar at 50% or lower

100% means trying to murder, going lower intensity is still hard sparring, hard sparring still leaves brain damage

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CodeBuns
Stop making fight threads you retards know absolutely nothing about fighting.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
link/webm?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spazyfool
good luck with your brain damage

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Spazyfool
you know you can stop sparring when you are hurt? You don't have to keep taking the beating

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@DeathDog
Please bro, continue to act like your uncoordinated virgin ass could even throw a kick to the balls without “winding up” & telegraphing it to everyone in the room. Thanks to 4 years of boxing I’ve put down guys whom both lifted and had easily 100 pounds of mass compared to me. Pretty boys who think that their size means they can act however they want in the bar. Weak knees from so many poorly done squats, and wide stances when they throw punches make it funny as hell to fight them. One kick to the kneecap and they’re down, and I’ve never had trouble from the cops for it because it was a bar fight in the Midwest lol

TechHater
TechHater

@haveahappyday
https://youtu.be/DDhXmYbAQpQ

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater
@Bidwell

hahahaha i can spar and suffer no damage at all im just a pro just dodge everything bro

way to spot the boxfitters

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BinaryMan
are you retarded from all that brain damage? i was just here to tell you that you are an idiot for taking on brain damage on purpose, not here to argue about sparring or whatever

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CodeBuns
Looking good kicks more ass

askme
askme

@TreeEater
Look up dementia pugilistica, senpai. Repeated blows to the head aren't healthy in any case. Just got to find that sweet middle-ground and use head protection for sparring.
What also helps is to punch with open fists and not do kicks to the head at full force.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ZnjtrHeA4

Emberburn
Emberburn

@cum2soon
This. Being beautiful opens way more doors than knowing how to fight in the first world. A gun is better than any martial art if you truly need to defend yourself.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Mma fighters dont even hard spar anymore because the more you get cracked on the chin the weaker it is lol

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Sharpcharm
the skinny guy didn't look so skinny but the funny thing is it looks like neither of them actually knows how to fight

FastChef
FastChef

@RavySnake
Pull your fucking pants up you impoverished juvenile FUCK.
not you user i know

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@askme
@Spamalot

I'm really cringing at the comments, head protection doesn't protect you from brain damage

Also how difficult is for you to understand that damage doesn't come from hard blows but from cumulative small blows? There is a reason why most boxers with good resilience get more brain damage against volume punchers rather than power punchers, getting KO at the first round is better than lasting 15 rounds getting tagged

Lunatick
Lunatick

@massdebater
most based user

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TechHater
thanks buddy

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Bidwell
Of course not but it wouldn't bother me if it mentions defending my life. What fucking cuck thought is it that you have soyboy?

5mileys
5mileys

@Fuzzy_Logic
still doesn't realize he is talking to a different user

get yourself to a hospital soon as possible. im not arguing with you, you brain damaged faggot. im just calling you a retard.

iluvmen
iluvmen

fighting is very tricky user, you could have the best body in the world and still just have rolled bad chin genetics and cannot take a punch, it happened recently to some russian champion powerlifted- the guy had a massive neck, chin, body, got into a fight with some chubby dude who spinning axe kicked him in the face and killed him.

all the training in the world will only prepare you for offensive output, defensively it's very difficult to not get hit with something, especially if theres a lot of people and you've had some drinks. then the only thing that can save you is your ability to absorb a blow to the head, which will always be a question mark until that one moment when it happens.

unless ur face looks like this, there is a very good chance you will struggle to take a punch especially from an angle you don't see, at which point all the guns, muscles and skills in the world cant help you recover from an automatic shutdown function your body employs to protect your brain.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@5mileys

I don't care, i instantly recognized the type of "fighter" you are, hitting pads all day doing useless combinations and then doing controlled sparring with defined techniques and drills

you would get pummeled hard by any beginner who just throws a lot of punches and tries to overwhelm you

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@eGremlin
im not the "fighter" you were talking to fucking brain damaged faggot! how many times do i have to mention this before you understand that you aren't talking to the same user. im not arguing with you, just making fun of you for purposely taking on brain damage

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Bidwell
hi Jason Blaha!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen
If you're disciplined enough to always tuck your chin you'll be fine

Idiots like to stick their chin out when posturing

takes2long
takes2long

@Fried_Sushi

lol you don't even deserve an opinion then you mouthbreathing thin necked faggot

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Firespawn
@Soft_member
@SomethingNew
nigger cope: the series

Techpill
Techpill

@eGremlin
the charge fears the teep
the charge fears any foot movement

Youve never done any striking in your life

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Techpill

You can only refine technique through sparring after beginner coordination gains

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
Light sparring. Nobody does hard sparring anymore.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@takes2long
just realizing he is being made fun of

like i said, good luck with your brain damage

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Need_TLC

literally the too intelligent to lift poster

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Playboyize
Realistically martial arts + calisthetics is going to be all you need to btfo anybody below 6ft 5 and 300lbs

eGremlin
eGremlin

@King_Martha
Keep in mind with MA strength to weight ratio matters, but IRL weight matters. If there wern't weightclasses these guys would be pounding food or wash out.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Raving_Cute
@Raving_Cute
NONE OF YOU ASSHOLES COMMENTED ON MY TRIPS F U

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin

weight classes matter because you are using your bodyweight mass to add power to your punch

if you think punching is just flexing your tricep and extending your arm as hard as you could then i'm just lmaoing at you

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
are you seriously using the same argument cocky college freshmen use to justify walking home alone after getting plastered in defense of "you could get raped". ask any self defense instructor. you're actually a retard

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CodeBuns
Not one, but two 9gag watermarks
How fucking gay

massdebater
massdebater

@CodeBuns
Why are they training to kick my ass? Jelly of my gains? Salt

Lunatick
Lunatick

being a grown up
Fistfighting like a child
Pick one

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Skullbone
why didn't you link to the whole vid?
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a41_1503261071

cunt

Evilember
Evilember

@DeathDog
u have never been in a fight before and should sit down and seriously consider thinking before talking, uninformed incel

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
video of DYEL versus big dude
latter not even taking it seriously
yet
DYEL knows boxing and comes in hot landing half a dozen punches
big dude just grapples and slams for a K.O.
Go outside.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@WebTool
see
@Spamalot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
Yeah, I watched that. That's a fucking MMA fighter. Is that what qualifies as DYEL?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CodeBuns
True.

Although I'd like to add that not everyone needs to be a fighter. But if you're not a fighter, make sure you are a good runner.

I've done different martial arts and law enforcement training for several years and there are a few golden rules:

If you're outnumbered, if you're outgunned, run. No point in being a though guy with a knife in your belly.

If you have to fight a group, always take out the biggest guy first.

Nothing beats a good straight punch or kick to the chin. You should be able to give them and block them.

If it can be avoided, don't take a fight to the ground, unless you're absolutely sure that it's gonna be a 1-on-1. No matter if you're a BJJ black belt, if you get kicked in the back of the head, you still bleed.

Take some basic martial arts training (I'd suggest kickboxing) so you can punch, kick and block, buy a punching bag and keep up the basic techniques. If possible, spar with a friend regularly, this keeps your reflexes on point. Training like this for an hour a week (punching bag and sparring) will save your ass in 90% of the fights.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Need_TLC
Here you go m80

5mileys
5mileys

@Gigastrength
stay country strong pardnuh

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spamalot
So he just split the lankie's spine?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Snarelure
Running is always better than assuming that your mixed Martina arts or combat fighting skills have any carry over in the real world.
Sure you can Land a lucky punch or 2, but even if that happens, let's have him land in his head, break his skull or die, you will always get fucked for it, no matter what, because as long as he didn't carry a lethal weapon then you used excessive force or at least you will have to go to court.
Seriously, intimidation is the best choice and the second best is just leaving it be. Nowadays it's not like the old days, which is also good because back then you would get your head stomped into the ground and nobody could do anything other than mourn you

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
Yeah, it's better to train to look good. Has more value in life.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
This is 100% true. This is why martial arts have weight categories, because a manlet literally has 0% chance of winning against a big guy. Skill is irrelevant when the strength difference is big.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CodeBuns
I have a wife and kids and a career. I dont have Rogan money to train for fighting unfortunately.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@LuckyDusty
How about you move to Somalia to have an adventure, niggerlover

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@CodeBuns
Why not both?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CodeBuns
implying Carlos condit beat nick Diaz's ass
This image is clearly bullshit

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spamalot
Whoa what happened here exactly? Is the yellow dude just out of it or did the red one break him?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@MPmaster
The yellow dude is fucked for life

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@CodeBuns
Think for a moment
Double 9gag watermark
yeah nahh yeahhh

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@King_Martha
Just a silly anecode. As kid (5-6 year old) I used to go to karate class. It wasn't much and I was completely clueless, I never even got the first belt, but at a family gathering my father wanted me to show him something from karate. We had just learned some kind of very basic throw and maybe it took him off guard, but he fell pretty hard.

I don't think that Karate is anything bad ass, just that someone with technique can make a lot happen even if they are a lot smaller.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The woke answer is to do both.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sharpcharm
My gf says im paranoic for seeing danger everywhere but nothing ever happened to me

TreeEater
TreeEater

Nobody does martial arts in my country so bodybuilding is enough to overpower most people + aesthetics.

I wouldn't do martial arts unless it was a hobby or something.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@CodeBuns
I'd rather look good, it actually has far more advantages in life than fighting. Besides you can still beat up non-fighters

FastChef
FastChef

@kizzmybutt
kicked him in the face and knocked him out, sometimes the body does that when you're KO'd

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

these two activities are mutually exclusive
Jesus, it's not impossible to do both. Just do three days a week of each. Sure, you won't master martial arts as quick as somebody who spends 6 days a week training, but you'll definitely have strength on them.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
but you can't grapple someone stronger than you

Wew lad, you can, it just makes it harder

Skill > strength

If both are equally skilled, the stronger wins

girlDog
girlDog

@Raving_Cute
Trips confirm that the story is true

Methnerd
Methnerd

tfw do both
wrestled all the way through high school and college

Even though I've only been in 1 fight lmao. Wrestling and lifting defo payed off though

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methnerd
This redneck white kid at my college who was a wrestler got attacked outside of class because he fucked some niglets girlfriend, and he threw the nigger so hard the nig broke his hip or something and couldn't stand on his jelly leg

Wrestlers do not fuck around

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
Why train to win a fight when you can grow huge enough no one dares to challenge you?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TreeEater
store to get an energy drink
How those abs coming bro

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@kizzmybutt
I will only marry a virgin and other monologues: a memoir of user
Uppity pol cunts like you deserve the cookie cutter lives you live and impending midlife crisis that you build every day.
Legeneratez
I lived a life you so despise and still reaped all the 'rewards' of your boring one. Get cucked

idontknow
idontknow

@RavySnake
niggers
ever hitting anything

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@massdebater
This. It's not that hard to learn basic boxing skills on top of whatever lifting you do.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
Fucking fightfags man.
you would get your ass handed to you in the octagon!
Real fights exist on the street, on concrete, with ample weapons around. Unless you are very well trained it doesn't mean as much as you think.
Mcgregor v The Mountain
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
So either you think natty gains make you immune to getting rapid-fire punched in the dick or you know literally nothing about martial arts. The reason they do all that autistic grip n slip shit in the ring is that half of the strikes are b& from sports exhibitions due to martial arts being specifically made to fuck up human bodies.

Asian martial arts were not originally honorobru at all, all of the temples and stuff happened later, the early martial arts are 100% about kicking sand in your opponent's face, pinching his nipples, and kicking him in the armpit.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Inmate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O14yjsulv7w
12:24

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Firespawn
500 people injured means 500 people were shot
hurr durr nigger logic
Adorably retarded.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@cum2soon
Well said.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@MPmaster
@kizzmybutt
Your body does that when it suffers any amount of brain damage.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@MPmaster
Seizure my dude.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@MPmaster
Blood pooled in his head, he seized out.
Dude went into a coma and suffered brain death.
He's fucking dead.

Little dude was sent to jail for murder. He'll get off with time served probably. Because, shit look at what was going on.

But there's no chance that his life won't be ruined by this ordeal.

Two lives were ended in that altercation user.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spamalot
Take notice
Day of the tunnel is coming longmen

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@LuckyDusty
The problem here, is children fight. Adults just walk away or call the cops. There's nothing to prove by fighting someone and if you must defend yourself there's a technique practiced for hundreds of years called 'a pistol'.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fried_Sushi
There is this really accurate saying like, "a grappler on the ground is like a shark in the water" or something similar. Gets the point across.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Heavyweights look good and can kick your ass

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Crazy_Nice

To prison? Don't you mean he was sent back to

the pit

5mileys
5mileys

@kizzmybutt
anthony joshua looks like a child that is angry that you took away his toy where as mike tyson looks like he will murder his opponent

Methshot
Methshot

@RavySnake
Fucking cholos

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
i dont understand - how could this be premeditated? he was clearly being attacked - no self defence?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Height and strength > training

However people that train tend to be assholes, like chihuahua tier assholes so i can see some dyel trained faggot winning by well... being a complete faggot.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
pinching his nipples, licking him in the armpit, progressing to a brutal handy combination

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CodeBuns
*thinks momentarily*

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CodeBuns
this one is really gonna blow youre fuckin mind though
some people
get fucking ready dude this one is a real brain buster
do...fucking...BOTH
is it even possible? :O

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
throwing punches and having non-retarded guard requires years of training
if you want to do it at a pro level yeah but otherwise no that shit is basic

DeathDog
DeathDog

not training to build your strength and then utilize your monster mass after learning to fight

NGMI

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha

Nope.

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog
This. Just got my blue belt and started strength training

Supergrass
Supergrass

@King_Martha
kicks you in the dick

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CodeBuns
no one over the age of 22 or so (sans pro fighters, niggers and general trash) gives a limp dick about "kicking your ass", you fucking child.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@DeathDog
bahaha
does your uncle work for nintendo too?

Inmate
Inmate

@CodeBuns
Idc what you fags say, big muscles like the guys on top ARE UGLY!!!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Firespawn
you realized that occurred in an area in which the law-abiding patrons were not allowed to have guns right?
had one of them been carrying their "little piece" as you called it the death toll of that tragedy would have been significantly lower
i know youre some dumb edgy faggot who thinks hes tough but wow

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SniperWish
yeah go for it. Do it on rest days (go for twice a week). You'll burn a lot of calories boxing, but as long as you eat more than you expend then you'll be fine.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@haveahappyday
Irwin is that you

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Sharpcharm
Why didnt the big yells yelling make him go super saiyan?
Was DBZ all a lie?

Flameblow
Flameblow

being too stupid to avoid fighting
living in some shithole that doesnt allow you to carry a gun in case violence finds you
ishygddt

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
Someone who trains for looks can beat up the vast majority of the population. For the rest, carry a gun.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RavySnake
big hard hood niggas
we packing B
actual twink tier physiques

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperGod
Even in his prime he would get winded whilst walking down the street. A guy like that just can't fight effectively.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CodeBuns
who cares, society has demonized any sort of violence, so unless you're brown, good luck with ever using that training to "kick someones ass" which probably wouldn't work anyway because half of the population is armed with either guns or knives.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
he doesn't know about black people

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Been off fit for like 3 years
look it’s the same thread

Y’all a bunch of cave people

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CodeBuns
Enjoy permanent brain damage

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TreeEater
Do padwork, get mostrously fit, get big and strong and arm yourself. Not sparring.
Dumb niggers, you get concussed and brain damaged no matter what, doesn't matter if you have "head gear" or if you think you can dodge blows. All the boxers fear to name BRAIN DAMAGE, they talk about it in vague term like "keeping health".

You contain within tlyour skull the most complex miracle in the entire universe and you treat it like a lump of worthless meat, just because you can't face the facts and work out a better training methodology than to pound on it to get better.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SniperWish

it looks we have a the mountain itself here, who would have guess, i'm probably mike tyson too

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt

padworks don't train yourself to fight

padworks only work when you are starting or when you have been sparring for years and you just need to tweak a very little specific thing or technique, for everyone else you must spar to get the experience

you will never learn to fight if you don't get at least 100 sparring sessions at the very least

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Deadlyinx

I would say that even sparring is not enough, anyone who has done his first amateur fight knows how stressful and different is to do a ring fight over just sparring

It's like your first sparring all over again, you will gas guaranteed

JunkTop
JunkTop

the shooped Jeff Seid trollpic

lmao

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
because no body builder has ever used enhancing drugs before
topmeme.jpg

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Deadlyinx

Such bullshit.

If you want to be tough you need to have experience with real fights, perhaps 5-10 of them, not sparring with big soft gloves, bouncing your brain around and becoming brain damaged.

Learn to hit, yes.
Get fitter than a mufuck, sure.
Get big and strong so you can stay on your feet and do more damage.
That's what you need to fight properly.
I mean, 100 sparring sessions isn't much at all, and it all it gives you is a LOCAL, TEMPORARY boost to reflexes and movement. It doesn't convey the experience of a real fight, of getting rushed, or multiple opponents (as they usually are), of trying to stay on your feet etc.
Fuck that shit, really. I loved boxing, but that shit isn't worth brain damanging yourself sparring, and there are better ways to become a tough guy.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
It's your nerves burning 3x the necessary energy.

takes2long
takes2long

@King_Martha
but you can't grapple someone stronger than you
bait

but you can't grapple someone stronger than you

Playboyize
Playboyize

@5mileys
all that littering
they deserved to die t b h

Methshot
Methshot

What percentage of your life will people be looking at you.

Now, compare that to the percentage of your life that you will be fighting people.

In which area will you most benefit in your lifetime from investing your effort.

If you're not some mongoloid who bar crawls and picks fights with drunk constantly, probably lifting.

Snarelure
Snarelure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GTkeo8J2e4

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

If you are 18+ and getting in a fight is a real concern, then you need to get your life together. No better way to demonstrate being low class scum than getting in fights as an adult. There is nothing worth fighting over, especially a girl. A criminal record will destroy your career. Plenty of people out there carrying weapons and will use them. You think learning martial arts will help you in a fight? What about when the guy pulls a knife or gun on you? What about when his buddy pulls a weapon when you are distracted and comes up behind you? In a real street fight there are no winners. One or more dudes end up in an ambulance, one or more dudes ends up in jail. Call me a pussy or whatever but I'll be watching the scene of you getting arrested on COPS from the comfort of my couch.

Inmate
Inmate

@CodeBuns
train to kick someone's ass

I get a gun
shoot your ass
Game over bitch.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CodeBuns
People that kicked my ass: 0
People that made me envy their bodies: too many to count.

Makes you think.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evil_kitten
Both are doable only for grappling.

You can't learn to strike properly if one muscle group is under performing.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
Macdonalds at night

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CodeBuns
Karate faggots are even more gay than curl Bros desu.

I train my athleticism cuz I want to try out for nba g league team in my city

Spamalot
Spamalot

@lostmypassword
be american

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha
Nice bait, here's your (you)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@5mileys
Because AJ is british

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
Why do you keep putting "teenagers" in quotes?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Good (You), thanks user.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fried_Sushi
what are you gonna do, when you get attacked in the streets?
call the cops?
you think somebody, who wants to hurt/rape you, will let you call the cops?

DeathDog
DeathDog

when it comes to a streetfight and 2 guys start to grapple and neither one knows wtf they're doing... the bigger, stronger guy is always going to win

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Techpill
because negros hit puberty like 3 years earlier than every other ethnicity

girlDog
girlDog

@CodeBuns
looks help you literally everyday when interacting with other people
'kicking peoples ass' might happen a few times in your entire life unless you're a pleb that go's looking for fights and even then you might get shat on with your Bruce Lee shit because the other guy brings a weapon.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Booteefool
No he wasn't dumbass

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CodeBuns
Don't bring your foot to a gun fight

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Spamalot
21 FOOT RULE FAGGOT

YOU MAY SHOOT ME BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I CANT MURDER YOU BEFORE I BLEED OUT

likme
likme

@girlDog
OP is just making excuses for looking like shit

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@CodeBuns
and which of these seems like the more mentally stable indivdual?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@lostmypassword
without even a question the fighters, carlos condit and nick diaz are both down to earth honest people that would never lie to you and care about people that are less than they are, and martial arts have huge emphasis on mindfulness

the other guys are poisoned deeply by the 7 deadly sins

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Bidwell
Pussy

Don’t be so scared to catch an asswhoopin, it might even make you a better person

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