Ok, since you faggots managed to resurrect a egyptian primordial god of chaos and fucked up the world

Ok, since you faggots managed to resurrect a egyptian primordial god of chaos and fucked up the world...

Let at least ask him the question that /fits/ want to know the answer the most.


Almighty KeK are traps gay?

Ur trying to hard op

Wasted roll. Everyone knows traps are a gray area. Look up berdache, Greek sexuality... it’s been a debate for thousands of years but no consensus yet. Clearly not going to be solved on an Egyptian reed threading enthusiast online marketplace.

I didn’t get my private equity interview from KKR or Carlyle, only Francisco and Vista... is there hope of me joining a megafund yet and thereby completing all self improvement possibly left to do?

God damnit. God damnit. Literally would have taken yes or no. Okay, next question:

Do I date that thot who works at Goldman and has a Yale degree for her pedigree? She’s kinda chubby tho

Is she worth it

do onions really boost test by 300%

We already did this on another board and got a trips answer of "yes" or some shit

Am I ever going to learn a lifting routine that works for myself?

Am i going to make it?

Will she come back?

Will my next relationship be the one

Am I going to have a date for this Saturday?

Will I get accepted into my BSN program?

feels fucking good man

Will I pass my exams?

Will I be swole as fuck next summer?

I need answers

Should I just SL+ until 1/2/3/4 then? You know me best

>Should I just SL+ until 1/2/3/4 then?

We'll see if this is truthful
>am I Veeky Forums

Yea it speaks the truth

Does she want to become my girlfriend ?

Will my workout get me a qt green-eyed christian gf?

Will my autistic ass get married to a cute white conservative aryan girl?

Will i reach 3 pl8 squat next year?

Should I off myself after my parents pass away?

Fuck off, should I commit the deed after my parents leave?

Will I make it soon?/

Will I be with a native qt who understands me someday?

Is IF helping?

Will I?

...

Will I bench 405 x 3 someday?

Will I make it into and have a good time in the Marines?

Am I going to make it

Will I military press 315 someday?

Will i get a gf?

>Claiming to be Christian
>Asking a manifestation of an ancient egyptian god on a Taiwanese sculpting forum about your future and believing it
Dumb-dumb, that is prohibited!

Yes

Should i start roiding?

Don't listen to him, he's a faggot

Will I get over my ex?

Am I wasting my time with her?

Will I lose the weight?

Just...

Are we all going to make it?

Do white women seek BBC?

Are onions just a meme?

BBC WANTS TO KNOW NOW

Are you real?

...

Are 10 onions a day enough?

Should I go to the interview?

BBC

if he said can't predict now, then stop bothering him faggot

Should I hang myself dearest KEK

do onions raise test?

Will I make it

will they call me in for tryouts?

thx based kek for digits and reassurance.
I will fight in your name.
We're all gonna make it.

Should I give up

Will i become a great boxer?

Will my fucking shitty shit migraine disappear in the next 24 hours

What the fuck you frog give me a straight answer

Will i ever get a gf?

Will i ever get a gf kaiofrogsama

Will I find a feminine gf(male)?

Will she ever come back?

Can I ever fix things with her?

Will I see that redheaded angel again?

am i ever gonna make it

whats going on in her mind, does she like me or something

sweet

Will I get a chance to say how I feel about her?

will i make it?

Am I gonna get that job where I want it?

Right on, thanks Kek
But will my gf also get a job there?

Welp

Gf for Christmas?

Is OP a faggot?

it works. Praise Kek

...

everything's gonna be ok

Am I going to make it?

will I make it

Will i be autonomous by the end of 2018

Are you real

Will I fugg her? The Deer told me that I will, and you?

If I try hard, will I get a gf next year?

YES

Will I be satisfied with my decision to move out?

Reroll

Will I regret it in my late 20s?

Will my bachelor study work out and will i score a good masters program?

Will I get her?

Reroll