Remember, if you don't do steroids you're a cuck

MPmaster
MPmaster

remember, if you don't do steroids you're a cuck

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Inmate
Inmate

@MPmaster
If you decide to do gear because you were too much of a limp dick to put in basic work in the gym or even doing basic calisthenics...then you're a fag.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@MPmaster

i laugh at people who do roids seriously

by 1.5 year lifting i got up to a level where i could do like 27 pull ups with 50 kg and 8 with 80 kg, my weighted dips, i never maxed out because of shoulders, but i could strap 70 kg on me and do like 30 reps

without never doing legs, i could run a sub 12 sprint on grass...1 months training my times went to 11.60, all in grass

if i did it on a track i would be like 11.3 or so

i seriously laugh at people with cucked genetics, blame your mom for not fucking chads

FastChef
FastChef

@Skullbone
by 1.5 year lifting i got up to a level where i could do like 27 pull ups with 50 kg and 8 with 80 kg, my weighted dips, i never maxed out because of shoulders, but i could strap 70 kg on me and do like 30 reps
without never doing legs

so you have chicken legs and do nothing but upper body and fucked your shoulders

massdebater
massdebater

@FastChef

actually my legs, before starting the lower leg training stayed almost the same, only the hams and quads grow a little, but im somewhat hardgainer when it comes to weight, but my CNS is just OP, im 165 lbs at 6 feet, with 14 inches flexed bicep and i can rep out 70 lbs dumbell curls

the only bad thing i have, is extremely tight joints and i need to stretch a lot to stay loose, avoiding flexibility in the past fucked up my shoulder, but its healing

atm im focusing on lower body

pound for pound, i have world class strenght

RumChicken
RumChicken

@massdebater
people thinking any of this is impressive without posting pictures
-just nattycuck things

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RumChicken

what picture do i have to post ? i dont care if you believe me or not, im pretty sure there are a lot of people with better genetics than mine, and are probably the same weight i am

if i took roids i would broke a powerlifting records within months, im not "bragging" or whatever

im just telling you that doesnt matter if you take or not roids, if your are a genetic garbage boy, you will be that for ever, whatever you take

askme
askme

needing steroids
just train for 5 years with perfect nutrition and you can have a godly body like me

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
if i took roids i would broke a powerlifting records within months
you are the male equivalent of a fat tumblr whore who thinks they are attractive

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Poker_Star

the difference is that i can take a fat girl on my back and rep her out for on pull ups, and you cant, not even with roids

cum2soon
cum2soon

What's the point? You can easily get the body that 99.9% of girls want and stay natty.

Once you hop on gear you're on it for life or you lose those fake gains. That's a lot of money. Also you go bald way faster, increase the risk of heart disease, and shrink your balls.

No thanks

Techpill
Techpill

@MPmaster
they fuck your heart up, you will die at like 30. Living the blessed life of scooby is were its at

RavySnake
RavySnake

@MPmaster
roiding for this

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Skullbone
I'm sorry, are you implying that those numbers are in anyway impressive?

Post a pic of yourself. I bet you look like shit.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@MPmaster
I'll roid when I'm like 40 and only to maintain what I have.

If you're 20-35 and you roid and you're not making money off of your physique you're literally retarded and need to be chemically castrated to ensure you don't breed.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
they fuck your heart up, you will die at like 30

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StrangeWizard

can you strap 80 kg on your waist and bang 8 consecutive reps ?

i dont look like shit, just lean and ripped, somewhat big for normies, probably DYEL for rich piano fitfans

what are your numbers ? if they arent impressive for you, then you must be strong af

viagrandad
viagrandad

@askme
nice bro

5mileys
5mileys

@Skullbone
are you 5 feet tall

iluvmen
iluvmen

@MPmaster
If that's 10 years of natural lifting this guy either has autism or the worst genetics in the world.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Crazy_Nice
I know this is just shitposting, but I've done reps with 60kg and dips with 100kg. The difference between you and me is I weigh 105kg, while you're most likely dyel.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys

6 feet tall,and before i started lifting i was 130 lbs, with 6 packs since a child, but lanket, and stronger than everyone at uni, even these guys who would lift, in 3 months i managed to get a one arm pull up

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Need_TLC
More the exception then the rule
and still looks like shit compared to my man scooby

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Playboyize

but you weight 105 kg, i weight 74 kg, pound for pound, im stronger than you, but you have more absolute strenght

anyways, you got there with more than 2 years lifting, it only tooke 1.5 years to me, and actually im focusing on lower body

my muscles probably just have more fast twitch fibers than you do

whats your ma bench and +60 kg pull ups record ?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StonedTime
@Playboyize
stop posting

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StonedTime
but you weight 105 kg, i weight 74 kg, pound for pound, im stronger than you, but you have more absolute strenght

Exactly. Relative strength doesn't matter in the real world. Also, I focus on squats, dls, and bench of which you haven't posted any numbers.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
we are not the same cuckold

@Playboyize
forgot to ask...

whats your max bw pull ups and bw dips ?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StonedTime
@Playboyize
Being in an internet dick waving contest were neither participant can actually prove shit

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
finally took roids
still looks small
I suspect this dude has other problems that are holding him back

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz

i never benched or squated in my life

but i have box squated 90 kg for 30 reps with minimal training, i train at home, with plates or heavy sandbags

but pound for pound strenght matters when it comes to sports with weight classes...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
i never benched or squated in my life
if i took roids i would broke a powerlifting records within months,

Dude, seriously why are you shitposting at this hour?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spamalot
I can actually do 200kg weighted pull ups for reps. I've been able to since I was 5. My penis is so large, I can mug people with it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx

dips have carryover to bench since same muscles used, if you dont know this take an anatomy book please

look at pat casey

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
t. permabelter hanging onto "glory days" by his fingertips

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Carnalpleasure
it took him 3 months

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Methnerd
I have a 40 foot prehensile penis, it is many times stronger then any anaconda. I have tested its strength by coiling it around elephants, and crushing them. This is without taking roids, and only lifting for 20 seconds

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sharpcharm
You're a 60kg twink boi manlet until you post a pic ya doofus

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sharpcharm
Shut the fuck up, you tard. We already established you don't what the fuck you're doing.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@MPmaster
I want to do steroids but I'm too brainlet to know what to take or where to get them

5mileys
5mileys

@Skullbone
i laugh at people who do roids seriously

How do I take steroids 'unseriously?'

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@5mileys
orally

DeathDog
DeathDog

@5mileys
Just be more relaxed about it. Smile more.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@5mileys
anally

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BlogWobbles
There's nothing wrong with orals. Two injectibles and one oral is a classic stack.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
You get them online, find a site based in your country so you don't have to deal with customs, they usually take moneygram, western union, interac, or bitcoin I got gear shipped to my house same fucking day from steroids canada dot calm. I found that site on r/steroidsourcetalk

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StonedTime
Hahaha when will you newbies realize this pound for pound bullshit is just that- bullshit, its meaningless, nobody gives a shit how strong you are unless you're breaking records, which you never will.

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
@MPmaster
Maybe it's because I live in eastern Europe, but my gym sells roids at the counter.

Inmate
Inmate

@Skullbone
TRU
good genetics is the natty equivalent of steroids but you can’t buy them!
t. God tier hungarian bodybuilding genetics. Gained 25lb of lean muscle mass in a year of lifting with good nutrition

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Need_TLC

tfw everyone was retarded enough to take the obvious bait

(YOU)

SniperGod
SniperGod

@MPmaster
He's actually smaller on the right.

I hate how tiny underachieving retards like this guy are the face of natty lifting. There are so many bigger and stronger natties that are like a decade younger than him. Remember when Pete rubish was natty? It’s fucking insane what your body is capable of as long as you put in the work.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
Do you consume soy every 2 hours or 3?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@MPmaster
interac
fellow Canuck spotted.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
This guy's face shape and body are hideous. No amount of roids will fix his nonexistent jaw or his laughable proportions

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@cum2soon
If you go to the gym 3-5 days a week and then stop, you lose all your fake gains
I spent 400 bucks for a 6 months supply
65% of men over 35 start losing their hair
85% of men over 50
45-50% of adults have heart disease
they have drugs to control this
IF you don't want your balls to shrink, you can do this thing called a steroid cycle where you're on for 12 weeks and then do post cycle treatment which kickstarts the production of test and sperm. The exact same thing happens to a womens ovaries when they take birth control and only have 4 periods a year. women don't cycle off this shit either and end up infertile when the time comes.

I have a friend in his late 20's who's complete natty, he doesn't even lift. He started going bald when he was 20, he has heart disease and still has acne. How many guys do you think hopped on gear in their 30's naturally started losing their hair and blamed it on roids? you sound like a pussy just saying

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Inmate
good genetics is the natty equivalent of steroids but you can’t buy them!
You can roid and have good genetics.

Gained 25lb of lean muscle mass in a year of lifting with good nutrition
Lmao, no pics though, right?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Poker_Star
45-50% of adults have heart disease

Lmao, these are amerifat statistics, right? I don't even know anyone with heart problems.

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog
I heard it's the same in thailand

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberburn
If you're not in america you don't matter. prove me wrong

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@MPmaster
Oh shit I only moved to Canada from Europe a few months ago, I'll use your source. Have you cycled before? Do people usually just take tren on their first cycle?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RumChicken
All the best things in America come from abroad. Your actors, your singers, your athletes, etc.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@MPmaster
If I just do straight test, 1ml a week. Will I lose my hair? srs, Im 30 and have been training for 6 years. I have some receding at my temples, I dont want to aggravate that shit.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lord_Tryzalot
If you're balding gear will make you bald faster. If you're not prone to it then steroids won't affect your hair. I just finished a test/tren/dbol 3 month cycle and my hair was unaffected. That said, start with 500mg/week. 1ml is overkill for a newb.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methnerd
would you recommend pyramiding up, or do 500mg for 12 weeks?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
All the best Europeans move to America lol

Illusionz
Illusionz

holy fuck i forgot this dude existed and looked his YT channel up, his videos are fucking gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvbUK2JlHhIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvbUK2JlHhI

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
Yeah post picture, height and weight it kill yourself

Don't forget the timestamp faggot

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Techpill
Scooby does test you fucking mong.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Techpill
scoobs has been cruising for over a decade, the guy had even admitted it is videos and on stream. Your natty king isn't actually natty.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
kek

Techpill
Techpill

@MPmaster
Built fat and otter mode are both more aesthetic than body building homos

Illusionz
Illusionz

@massdebater
165lbs
14in biceps
no legs confirmed

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz

14 inch arms aren't big

That's pretty normal for that weight.

Techpill
Techpill

@Nude_Bikergirl
exactly

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It's just hard work and dedication bro. If you aren't getting results, you aren't simply working hard enough. nuff said

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@whereismyname
I'll roid when I'm like 40
thinking long term
lol look at this loser, 100% a fatty "powerlifter"

TreeEater
TreeEater

@MPmaster
I look like the right side pic with just vitamins and protein after 2 years. Dude must have a real shitty program.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@MPmaster
How can I be a cuck if I can't even get a girlfriend

StonedTime
StonedTime

I got my needles yesterday

I'm scared bros

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Need_TLC
You're forgetting that arnold didn't abuse steroids, he used them as a supplement like you're supposed to
But people like rich piano inject that shit twice a day

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
So do the best israelites

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@MPmaster
lifting natty isn't 90% genetics
Roiding is the natural result of training for more than a few years

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
gains
calisthenics
You habent been lifting long or you are retarded.

@cum2soon
assuming everyones lifting for ottermode

@Techpill
To generalized. I bet you dont even know why youre saying or think they fuck your heart up "they just do"
Youll be fine as long as you dont go full retard. Aka you.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@MPmaster
If you do roids and still look like THAT
then you are a cuck

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperGod
He's actually smaller on the right.
utter bullshit

on the left he couldn't bench 80kg for more than a few reps, on the right he was benching 120kg for reps. you don't suddenly make gains like that and stay small, and he's clearly bigger

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
1mil is huge

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