Why Are Bavarian Men Naturally Muscular?

ive got friends of bavarian descent that are well built like they really lift weights hard and heavy properly but when you ask them anything about a routine, they know next to nothing and/or have flat out told me they dont workout at all.
either someone is lying or theres been a superior genetic path that has happened.

what the fuck? what gives?

is it the history diet of bratwurst and high protein intake by the earlier generations?
is this another precursor to the extinction of non-bavarians?
has the history of oktoberfest caused a genetic course of un-natural selection/evolution?
do bavarians have higher testosterone than non-bavarian males?

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stop forcing this shitty meme newfag

but why are bavarians so jacked?

How do I achieve Bavarian-mode?

Also post more of him pls

only a bavarian can make fedora tipping sexy

who is this guy

reverse image only gives me krautrunes to read

you must be mistaken. germanics exceed in neither bodybuilding nor strength sports

this is way better than black shitposting

Iceland alone, a country of under 1 million, is in 2nd place for the amount of Worlds Strongest Man winners

Meh, WSM is pretty split between scandinavians and slavs, but Oly lifting is mostly slavs. I can't think of a single good germanic weightlifter.

whites are top tier

Got a bunch of people that got animosity against bavarian guys cuz their dicks are bigger than em. These are the guys thats jealous because they don't carry, they don't possess BBC, they don't possess that GOD GENE. Keep being jealous. Keep wondering why your wife is asking for cuckholds, keep wondering why your girlfriend asks for cuckholds and wishing to be fucked by these Bavarian warriors with these huge BBCs that'll pipe them down until the point where they can feel each and every last spectacle of their pussy getting vibrated and thrusted into the Orgasms that spews out! Keep saying kraut, keep saying barbarian. COME ON. You cuckholds. You love it. You love this shit, I'LL BE THAT BARBARIAN. I'LL BE THAT BARBARIAN, yep with a BBC. Enjoy it. Have your woman take this dick, she's imagining a huge bavarian cock, why do you think your bitches get huge dildos? Because you guys don't possess the BBC GENE. Thats why you're upset, no BBC GENE = Anger. You're upset with these Bavarian cocks, these bratwurst dicks. Thats why you say kraut all the time. I get it!

lol when I took my first BBC. It was just to try it and I didn't really enjoy it. My second one was to see if maybe it could be better. Thid one I just took because why not, I had already done it twice. Soon BBC became common procedure and before I knew it, I needed BBC. I didn't really enjoy it but it had become such a normal thing to me that going without it would be like going without water or air or food. I was now addicted to BBC. Pretty soon I realized BBC was just a gateway drug to other types of cocks. Rheinlander cock, Swabian cock, hell even Hannoverian cock. Every type of cock, you name it. and I have had it inside of me. It's not that having the cock in me feels good, it's just a desire I have and after the cock has filled me, I get a sense of relief that lasts me for a timespan. That timespan has however decreased with the years and I'm now unable to go even 30 minutes with atleast a BBC. I have spent a fortune on dildos just to get me through the nights because there isn't enough BBC in Bavaria to keep me full.

The non-bavarian race won't exist in 200 years. Non-bavarian girls recognize that mixing bavarian genes with theirs offers superior offspring.

Your media and propaganda doesnt work anymore. Women have access to the internet and are being hit on by BBC on social media.

Porn sites like bavarianed.com show non-bavarian girls the true prowess of the bavarian man.

You will never see any girl of any race proudly display her admiration of any guy that is not bavarian. Girls like this are going BAVARIAN ONLY and are not afraid to rub it in your faces you tiny dick boy.

The non-bavarian genocide is here. Find yourself a non-bavarian girl that's BBC exclusive and offer to be her financial and emotional support. Put yourself in chastity for life and spoil her endless.

I am a bisexual black male with a very tiny 1 1/2 inch black clit between my legs, i only wear womens sexy panties and lingerie, i love showing off my extremely small puny black clit and i love when people laugh and make fun of my abnormally tiny size, i love small penis humiliation soooo fuckn much, i love white and bavarian guys with big sexy dicks , im a total size queen and i have serious penis envy, i am %100 a huge bavarian cock slut, i love submitting to a sexy strong huge dick bavarian stud and being his little black sex slave, and i love eating and tasting bavarian mans sperm i cant eat enough of it, im a total exibitionist i love showing off my sexy lingerie outfits to as many people as possible and of course exsposing my 1 1/2 inch black clit for everybody to see and be amazed that a male can have something soooo incredibly tiny and undersized , i am always embarassed by my itty bitty black clitoris, i should have a mans penis between my legs not a pathetic puny black clit, but i live to worship and submit to the bavarian mans beautiful huge superior bavarian cock, i was put on earth to be a tiny dick black faggot sex slave for my bavarian master/lover/daddy

I was born to wear womens sexy panties and be made fun of for not having a penis, a grown mans penis, im looking to comunicate with all males and females i have pics videos stories and fantasies, im very open minded hope to hear from you soon I am also open to communicating with men and women thru email or phone im in ca and would love to meet up with an open minded cool person for fun and more, i have many kinks fetishes fantasies and would love to hear yours, I want to tell about my 1st interbavarian cuckold experience, i was 20 yrs old and in the army stationed in Georgia, i had been dating a very beautiful white russian girl( from russia), the 1st time she saw my tiny babydick she laughed and said i was really small but she still wanted to have sex, she had the tightest pussy and i fucked her with my 3 1/4 inch babydick and came in under 2 minutes, she just laughed and i said sorry, we fucked 2 more times that night and she said 2 times i had the smallest penis she ever had or seen on an adult male, i told her i was sorry but i loved her being honest and that i loved actually being made fun of for being so extremely small , she laughed and said she was gonna call my penis babydick, we both laughed and i loved it, next time we hooked up she brought a ruler to measure me, soft a itty bitty 1 1/2 inches and 3 1/4 erect, she was shocked to see i was only 1 1/2 when normal, i started asking her about her ex bfs and the biggest size she ever had, she told me in detail her ex had a thick 9 1/2 inches and fucked her really good and she was with him 3 yrs, they even had a 3some with another pretty girl

Native American-Irish bro checking in, intensely trained for 2 years. Managed to build myself up, genetics play a part, but its up to you to overcome it

i asked her if she had ever fantasized about having sex with a bavarian guy, she said yes because 2 of her friends were fucking bavarian guys and they both had black bfs, one guy knew about his gf fucking a bavarian man and one didn't, she said that her friends told her the bavarian guys dicks were really huge and were unbelievable lovers in bed, my gf said she was really shocked her friends were doing this but she was turned on by their sex stories, i told my gf how hot i thought it was watching non-bavarian girls get fucked by a huge dick bavarian guy especially when its her 1st time and especially when the black bf or husband watches and has a puny little black penis, my gf laughed and asked why i liked this, i told her i was sooo envious of bavarian mens much bigger penises and that i really admired them and was very sexually turned on by them as well, i told her about when i was in basic training the bavarian guys had beatiful large penises and one in particular had a huge bavarian dick, i would go and shower by him his name was private hans, his penis flaccid was very thick and long, i always stared at his big cock and he would laugh at me, he once said i had a clit, and then he laughed and so did i, i told him how unfair it was that most bavarian guys have such big impressive penises and thats why us small dick black guys were soo jealous

but i loved showering next to him every night, i had the tiniest babydick out of everyone ,there was an asian who was almost as small as me but i won the tiniest penis award in my platoon, and it was very embarrassing but ive always loved showing it off, so me and my gf had hot sex talking about big bavarian dicks , she was really turned on by it, the next wk i had 2 suprises for her, i was gonna tell and show her about me only wearing womens sexy panties and lingerie, i brought a lot of sexy outfits to model for her, i also brought an interbavarian porn of a black guy watching his gorgeous black wife get fucked by a huge bavarian dick, 1st i told her i had a secret to share with her, I admitted that i only wore womens sexy panties cuz my babydick fit much better in womens panties, she laughed and said omg , she was really open minded but this was a little weird for her, i asked her if i could show her what i had on underneath my clothes, she said show her , so I undressed in the bathroom down to a very tiny satin pink thong with lace around the top and ruffles on the side, the front of the thong was really small and barely covered my tiny clit and tiny balls, a very girlie and feminine pink thong and i loved wearing it cuz i felt and looked like such a sissy gay bitch, and i had on pink lace thigh highs, and a pink bra and pink high heels, i came out of the bathroom and when she seen me she started laughing and said i really did fit perfectly in womens panties, i told her I'd been wearing sexy panties since age 11, i told her about my mom catching me wearing her lingerie on 3 seperate occasions at 14 yrs old, my stepsister caught me once and thats all it took with her , that changed my whole life once my stepsister caught me

Probably the same dillweed that keeps posting that washed up rockstar.

>ITT: bavarians coping this hard

she really loved making fun of my very tiny clit, she was as bad as my stepsister and she had used my own huge 11 inch strapon dildo that i had my mom buy me after she bought me my own lingerie and after she had caught me fucking my ass with her huge bavarian dildo , so she wasnt freaked out buying her 14 yr old crossdressing son a strapon dildo, i had already admitted to her that i was attracted to bavarian guys the most, by far, then big dick white guys then girls, i told her i too wanted to be a bavarian cock slut, my mom was really shocked by me saying all this especially at 14 yrs old but i had an overactive sex drive i was masterbating many many times a day watching interbavarian porn i had stole from my mom, i loved the porns i loved wearing sexy lingerie and i loved having an abnormally tiny babydick, but my mom was cool about everything and let me be me , she didnt tell me what she and my stepdad did a couple times a month getting a hotel room and her getting her brains fucked out by her huge dick bavarian lover/bull

all while my stepdad watched , she admitted everything to me when i was 17 and me and i had my 1st huge dick bavarian lover that i was sooo crazy about, when she told me what she had been doing for yrs , cuckolding she gave me one of her homemade sex videos to watch of her having amazing sex with her very huge dick bavarian bull, of course with my stepdad watching and joining in sometimes, my mom would sometimes joke about my stepdad having a small penis , she told me he had a small 5 inch dick and didnt sexually satisfy her and that her bavarian bull Chad gave her the most wonderful sex she ever experienced by far, she addmitted how "hooked"'she was and she was soo grateful that my stepdad was open to this situation, when i watched the homemade sex video of my mom getting fucked sooo good by this really huge bavarian dick i had to make myself cum , then i had made myself cum again soo hard both times it was soo hot seeing my beautiful mom get fucked soo good by such a huge sexy bavarian cock, she truely was a bavarian cock slut, but back to my russian gf, so i showed her the interbavarian porn and she was super turned on and horny by it especially by the bavarian guys big huge cock

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pure bread reportan, what's up fellow master race? how many soyyos have you kukkened today?

>all these landwhale threads sliding

Looks like (((someone))) cant handle the BBC

BIG BAVARIAN COCK is known to be the ONLY one known to be able to COMPLETELY satisfy any woman. In fact, women all around the world CRAVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. They all lust to be CONQUERED by a REAL dick and OPENLY fantasize about it EVERY day, to just ONCE be fucked as a REAL woman. NOTHING else rivals the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Women were BORN to SERVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Their first instinct is to be BRED by the BIG BAVARIAN COCK and give BIRTH to their children.

This is what you have for 2 years intense training? Fuck me, I shouldn't even try to get jammed.

BIG

Alter, Bayern sind alles Inzest Bauern

Mirin brah, I'm swedish and have been working out for 3,5 years and I don't look that swole

those pecs brah

Have you heard of guy called Arnold Schwarzenegger?

...

you will eventually have to come to terms with superior big bavarian cock

your gf probably already has

He looks like an Arab

Jokes on you, I don’t have a gf

Because slavs have the highest incidence rates of dalmatian hip which greatly increase mobility and deep squat force production.
In WSM all the americans in it are literally of germanic descent, icelandic strongman are germanic, swede and norwegian are germanic, brits are germanic.
There is not even that much of a difference genetically between northern slavs and germanics, but slavs do have very high rates of dalmatian hip which allow them to excel at sports where force production and flexibility at the deep squat position is important.

LOL! epic meme!

Im german and i asked myself this often also. My gains after just two months are amazing (genetically probably).

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I live there and this is absolutely not true
The majority are soyboys just like in any place

found the prussian

Welcome to bavaria, Abdul. I'm sure your wife will enjoy her stay here.

that's because you're a stupid slut user

Scands are Germanic, and so are Anglos. So that's basically every WSM winner except Pudz and big Z

please never stop doing this kek

Reminder that Hans fucks this everyday while you jerk off to oriental animated girls

groBe brusde
fucken

you forgot your ß
please learn to LARP better, its embarassing

>austrians
>germanic
More like Germanicized celto-slavs.

I meant Bavarians but it still applies.

This is getting out of hand. I like it

Spotted the nigger

>Austria isnt German

>nicht die kühlsten /deutsch/-Miehms kennen
Das muss man erstmal sacken lassen.

can we get rid of /pol/ memes on non-/pol/ boards?

Wo kann man eigendlich /deutsch/-miehme finden? Ich kenne nur Veeky Forums

t. ein Hirnlet

PIEFKE RAUS

Gesichtsbuch xDDDD

how tf is BAVARIA posting from pol ?

"forced"

T H R E A D T H E M E

youtube.com/watch?v=5BPdbUTD4oM

F A D E N T H E M A

>2011+6
>not bavarianmaxxing AND bloatmaxxing at the same time

What kind of concentrated Germanic autism is this

he cant handle the bantz

>m-muh autism

sorry user Veeky Forums has voted
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my wife and kids left me for a bavarian Dietmar, but that's okay because he's obviously more masculine than me haha

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>Australian shitposting monasteries

/pol/ got triggered by ‘made for BBC’ posters.

no, fit got flooded with muh dick so the BAVARIAN posting was made as a response to trigger cucks and nogs

and what cunt? the black one isn't? it took one fucking thread like 6 days ago iirc for the bbc thing to be rife filled with mirrors of this thread about ghouls, pissed me off, shitty shity board full of cuck faggots, getting sorted out by proper memes just like always

Ze Germans are a bit autismo. Not that I mind. It's a bit qt

Nu/pol/ strikes again

Its simple memetic physics. You have a meme, and an anti-meme. The meme disintegrates when in contact with the anti-meme.

The only exception to the rule is when the meme is true. Then nothing can stop it.

Blackie cuccboi is mad that his meme was made for Big Bavarian cock. Does that make you mad blackboi?

Plus boomers can kill any meme by using and explaining it on TV f.e.
Its kind of their superpower

>not posting the best Bavarian music of all time
youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

How can we compete?

pic related

>not posting the fichtlsong
youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk

You guys need to realize that all the REAL Germans are laughing about the BavariANUS. The BavariANUS is basically on the same level as the Saxonian except one of them was cucked by the Russkie and is now regaining their strength, while the other leeched off the Burgers and now try to pass all their prosperity off as their own achievement.
While the BavariANUS, admittedly, has a large dong, this is the result of centuries of inbreeding with cows (they are also known as Kuhficker in the civilized parts of Germany). However, just as the Bavarian sky is always occluded by mountains, the BavariANUS's horizon is severely limited as a result of this inbreeding. What few brain cells survived the beastiality that gave birth to the modern BavariANUS were killed off with degenerate rituals (Oktoberfest) and interbreeding with the American mutt.
The BavariANUS cannot brew beer. The best beer is that of the Plzen variety from the Czech Republic. The BavariANUS brews beer that is 50% cow piss. It overflows with estrogen and turns people fat, all the better to roll down the mountains and catch up with fleeing cows to impregnate them and father another generation of the BavariANUS.
Not even soccer football, one of the things that Germany is best known for, can be played in Bavaria due to the scarcity of flat areas. The only balls that the BavariANUS plays with are those of the Syrian refugees, who have figured out the complacency and stupidity of the BavariANUS and use it to gain entrance into Germany.
The only thing that ensures the BavariANUS's continued prosperity is his automobile industry. However, of the 4 big German car manufacturers -- BMW, Audi, Mercedes-Benz, VW -- only BMW and Mercedes-Benz are Bavarian. Audi and VW are Holsteinian and Lower Saxonian, respectively. The BavariANUS tries to argue this, claiming that VW is being controlled by BMW (when it is the other way around) and pointing out that Schleswig Holstein is also in the South of Germany (which is irrelevant).

holy fuck this is pathetic

shitty pun coupled with untrue facts dont make good pastas user

This is dedication right there.

Im bavarian and on some days I am not sure if I even lift

post BBC

>mfw no Bavarian bf

>bimmer necklace
lost my jeffjoffs

>no nipple piercing

>nipple pierced

>what are different shoots

>Mfw Bavarian and seeing this meme emerge

Beautiful

This. Two shitty memes at the same time makes this site worse, not better

back to page 1 you go

This Tbh. BBC was kinda funny at first but it already died out while you still have autist like op talking about barvarians

I hate germans

It's okay Tyrone, how could you POSSIBLY compete?

Its called "Penisneid" in german.

More like how can you whities compete?

On a serious note, not everyone that doesn't like this shitty forced meme is a nigger

You're a faggot for spamming. Germans I have met, especially young ones have been smug and rude

Was für Gschmarri ridst du über mich, du glanner Graddler? Du wassd fei scho, dass ich der aller Schensde wor bei die Glubb Uldras, und bei einiche Brügelein hinderm Frangnschdadion dabei wor, und hab offiziel über 300 Färder badschd. Ich bin drenierd im hinderfodzigen neibrigln und bin der besde im Seidla schmeißn in ganz Nemberch. Für mich bisd du nix anderschd als des nägsde Opfer. Ich gib dir a Rennschelln, dassdn Berch nauf bremsen mousd wie's auf derer Erdn nu kanner gsegn had, schreib's der af. Du glabsd du kannsd auf der Kerwa suwas zu mir sogn? Da deischd di fei, du Bflunzn. Während mir hier blaudern had mei Kumbl scho seine Schbezi kulld und glei is des Beggla Schelln aufgrissn, Seffdl. Des gibd su a drimmers Foddsn, dass dei Lehm rum is. Du ghärsd der Kadz, Alderla. Ich kann iberall sei, egol wann, und ich kann di auf über siemhunderd verschiedene Ardn abmurgsn, und des blous mid di Händ. Ned bloss, dass i drännierd bin im Wadschn verdeiln, i hab sogoar Zugriff auf des gesamde Invendar vom Nembercher Lochgefägnis und des wäri a benudsn dass I dei Gfries in ganz Middlfrangn nimmer sich, Fregger. Wenn du gwissd hädsd was fir almächdichn Gnadsch du dir oh dou hasd mit deim Arschgwaf, hädsd vielleichd di Babn ghaldn. Hasd ned kennd, hasd ned dou, und eds hasd dein Dreg, du drimmers Mahlaff. Der Wadschnbam fälld um und er wird di derschlohgn. Du hasds verradsd, Grischberlä.

im swabian german and my dick is just short of 8 inches erect and my legs are massive even tho i just started lifting, so maybe, too bad im a manlet though kek

bless germany

Not a Meme. Nigger.