This happens every year

SniperWish
SniperWish

This happens every year
"New year resolutions"
How do we prepare for this time around boys

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Ignore them because they won't be using freeweights anyway

eGremlin
eGremlin

The gym only should be allowed for superior Bavarian males. It is the duty of everyone not gifted with those superior genes to worship and serve the Bavarian man.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw your gym doesn't have that many resolutioners to begin with
I see a few new faces but by the third week of January it's all regulars

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'll take my onion juice to the gym and show these soyboys what an alpha male smells like

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
Just carry on. They'll be gone by February.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Most of you don't look like you lift so you'll fit right in.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fried_Sushi
C...cmon man

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm new to the gym so you guys just be nice to little old me

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperWish
I go to a powerlifting gym so we should be fine. I'll pray for the rest of my comercial gym bros though.

Techpill
Techpill

The new years meta changed a couple years back. almost no one starts coming in on 1 jan anymore. they start comig late november/early december now. its already begun. please send help

Snarelure
Snarelure

Is it a bad idea to start going to the gym in January? Thinking of starting lifting once I finish my weight loss in December.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Snarelure
Its a bad idea because you are waiting for no reason. You should already be lifting.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SniperWish
I've actually managed to complete mine second year in a row.

The first one was to get drunk at least 8 times a month.
This year i decided i wanted to know what my abs look like.

For 2018
beef up my biceps and forearms, quads, and shoulders.

Manage to swim 50m in under 34sec

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spazyfool
Nah, I want to turn into a complete skelly before starting.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Techpill
Come to Australia, it's 36-37C outside as we speak, and the fatties have already given up.
New years resolutions work differently here!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TurtleCat
You are fucking retarded.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TurtleCat
Scratch your entire plan.
At first you should seek a psychiatrist, then go to a life coach to build up enough motivation to eventually get yourself a PT.

tomorrow

cum2soon
cum2soon

@GoogleCat
Aren't you a joker.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Techpill
It's overwhelming, even both oly platforms were taken.
FUCKING NORMIES STICK TO MACHINES REEEEEEEEEEEE

5mileys
5mileys

@Flameblow
wait, wut. Your new year's resolution was to get drunk at least eight times a month?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Flameblow
get drunk at least 8 times a month.

I call that last week

TreeEater
TreeEater

@SniperWish

I wanted to make some steady weight gains. Already started, been 2 weeks and i’ve averaged about 1 1/2 a week. Just zeroing in on my calories properly now. Feels good brahs.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SniperWish
why is wojack strapping signal flares to piss bottles?

StonedTime
StonedTime

started going to gym in august of last year
am about to move into new place
will be starting new gym membership in early january
oh no

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperWish
Every year it happens
Happiness in false promises
Fleeting quick like life

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@ZeroReborn
Kek this. It helps that my gym is basically a big warehouse in the sun with no AC, only fans. Only the strongcunts will survive.

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