How do Buddhist monks get so fucking ripped when all they ever do is sit around...

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

How do Buddhist monks get so fucking ripped when all they ever do is sit around meditating all day?

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Snarelure
Snarelure

they get ripped from oppressing innocent and peaceful muslims

FastChef
FastChef

@Snarelure
Muzzie mad he's getting BTFO by the actual religion of peace

askme
askme

when all they ever do is sit around meditating all day?

it's almost like they don't just do that

also
that guy
ripped

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Gigastrength
They actually do a lot of physical activity but in terms of stressing the mental/psychological endurance more than the body, like carrying water buckets completely balanced, or standing against a wall with just their head/fingers. Martial arts too of course.

TechHater
TechHater

@Gigastrength
Rice and fish with some veggies

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Gigastrength
killing subhuman muslims 3x3

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@askme
You think you'll have a body like that when you're 65?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@askme

That’s pretty ripped for a vegan who’s sedentary for hours a day

girlDog
girlDog

@CodeBuns
Westerners thinking all monks are vegans

Bidwell
Bidwell

@AwesomeTucker
nope, but he doesn't look 65

@CodeBuns
it's almost like being sedentary for hours a day doesn't mean you can't work out/do hard work during other times of the day

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@AwesomeTucker
that being "ripped" regardless of age
DO YOU EVEN LYFT

massdebater
massdebater

@ZeroReborn
Do you not understand what muscle density is? I bet you think pic related is the strongest guy on the planet.

I can guarantee the guy in OP's pic would break your arm.

SniperWish
SniperWish

they don't just sit and meditate all day. they do construction to fix their place up and other yard work. you can workout if you want to also
some of them smoke also

girlDog
girlDog

@massdebater
T. Dyel

massdebater
massdebater

@massdebater
Do you not understand what muscle density is?
you

I bet you think pic related is the strongest guy on the planet.
you

I can guarantee the guy in OP's pic would break your arm.
your

try again please, without all the muh ad homs
My original statement is:
The guy in OP is not ripped.

I don't know what you think of when someone says "ripped", but the guy in OP doesn't seem to have a) great hypertrophy, b) really low bf%, or c) extremely "dense" musculature.

FastChef
FastChef

@Gigastrength
They don't, have you ever met a buddhist monk in real life? they're tiny.
Their biology is just slightly adapted to their malnourishing diet, and they do little muscle fatigue activity which is what actually makes your muscles grow outside of steroid use and eating enough.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How do I get like this?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spazyfool
Experience suffering to achieve enlightenment

happy_sad
happy_sad

@massdebater

Can he also teleport behind me because he runs so fast my eyes can't detect him?

Keep watching your ching chong animes

askme
askme

@girlDog
t cultured weaboo expat

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
fucking lol at monks sneaking away to have a cigarette

TechHater
TechHater

@Spazyfool
1. be an athlete
2. become a monk for a day for publicity

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@massdebater
kill yourself

likme
likme

@Snarelure
innocent and peaceful muslims

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
gainz r made in teh kitchen :DDDDDDDDDD

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TechHater
It's that what he actually did? Because there's no way he could maintain that physique as a monk.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Gigastrength

5:00 am: rising from bed,
5:15–5:30: sitting qigong,
5:35–6:30: morning kung fu practice: warm-up and basic skills.
6:40–7:40: morning Buddhist lessons,
7:45–8:30: morning meal,
9:00–11:30: doing temple affairs, like working at farms, chopping wood, commercial affairs; elder and child monks attend Buddhist classes.
11:30–12:30: lunch
12:40–14:00: noon rest time,
14:00–17:00: afternoon kung fu practice: martial exercises and combat skills.
17:10–18:40: evening Buddhist lessons,
18:50–19:30: dinner,
21:00–23:00: 1 hour of night kung fu practice: reviewing and every kind of exercise.
23:10: going to bed.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
Take refuge inside the three jewels.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Look at some of the shit they do

https://youtu.be/3-bSeZNd57c

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@CodeBuns
They arent "vegan" most buddist monks eat butter at least

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure

PEACEFUL MUSLIMS

he actually said it, lol.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
this is what you call so fucking ripped? how dyel are you?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Snarelure
Peacefull muslims

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Snarelure
Lets see

asians have lots in common with my culture and have rarely been in conflict with us

sand niggers have nothing in common with my culture and have been in conflict with it constantly for over a millennium.

I hope they wipe you fuckers out completely

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Snarelure

No one but complete idiots bought that rohingya propaganda

burmese soldiers raped our women, then raped the babies that were born from the rape, then shoved the raped baby back in the original mother and raped both of them at the same time
jesus any independent sources?
no, all horrible stories come from rohingya only, but trust us! Muslims never lie about this sort of thing!

Methnerd
Methnerd

killing sandniggers, god bless them

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
muslims dindu nuffin

5mileys
5mileys

Why does everyone on this board hate Muslims, it’s fucking weird

whereismyname
whereismyname

@5mileys
Everyone everywhere who isn't a Muslim or a virtue signaling fuck hates muslims. Hell, even other muslims hate muslims! So I guess it's just virtue signaling cucks who don't hate muslims. And even they secretly hate muslims. TLDR everyone everywhere hates muslims.

farquit
farquit

@5mileys
Its because muslims hate everyone, even other muslims. Just let the hate flow through you and achieve the enlightenment you are destined to.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@FastChef
they do little muscle fatigue activity which is what actually makes your muscles grow

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@5mileys
Because a lot of them recently come from war torn shitholes, beg for asylum and sympathy and once they get to places like my home country they act like bitchy little children and bored tourists wanting more and more gibsmedat also because 90+% of the assault rapes in our Capial was committed by "Immigrant non-western males" and it's not the Indian and Iranian immigrants who came here with college degrees and work, it's the Muslim asylum seekers. And then when they do get housing they don't integrate, they become sub cultures who are worse than your stereotypical Christian conservatives in the amount of things they deem "bad"

TreeEater
TreeEater

@DeathDog
Damn they only get 6 hours of sleep a day? Sounds exhausting.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@whereismyname
@farquit
@Boy_vs_Girl
Yeah I agree, I have some chill Muslim friends but most are fucking assholes

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Snarelure
the Rohingya deserve everything that’s happening to them.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TreeEater
I sleep only 5 hours a day
Not that bad, really

farquit
farquit

@farquit
fuck you sith bastard

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Advanced meditators can basically release dopamine at will so I wouldn't be surprised if they found some way to increase test production. Also, his cortisol levels are probably low as fuck.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength
They work all day doing physical labour.

@Snarelure
About that....

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
I have a chill nazi friend, but his desire to abolish democracy, install a totalitarian tyranny and finish off the Jews kind of unnerves me.

Good man otherwise,

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
That post can't be real, right? Jesus...

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberfire
its a real account but *might* be faked /nafees.razaq

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Carnalpleasure
he's from the uk so by law he should be punished for hate speech, sadly the police are silent and trained to be inoffensive at the cost of at least 1400 underaged girls

A person who uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or displays any written material which is threatening, abusive or insulting, is guilty of an offence if—

(a) they intends thereby to stir up racial hatred, or

(b) having regard to all the circumstances racial hatred is likely to be stirred up thereby.

likme
likme

@Spazyfool
You familiar with Wim Hoff? He does a breathing exercise that forces his body to burn brown fat cells to produce heat, then swims around in frozen lakes and climbs mountains shirtless and stuff. He did a study where he taught a dozen people his method, then they were all injected with an endotoxin that is supposed to give you flu symptoms for 12 hours, everyone who did the exercise had no symptoms while the whole control group got sick. He says his method lets you tap into the autonomic nervous system and basically control processes that are normally autonomic. In one interview he casually mentioned being able to produce DMT on demand. He talks a lot about controlling hormones, mentions oxytocin and serotonin, but I've never heard him mention Testosterone. I think it's possible, but I've become lazy about doing the exercise, especially since I'm bulking and it works best on an empty stomach.
Oh also check out "Stanislav Groff"

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
he maybe could if he's like 5 feet tall. he might only weigh like 120lbs

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@5mileys
Some of the coolest guys I know are Muslims (both Persian and Arab). But even they hate most muslims- they come from a troubled part of the world and the troubles are partially because the people suck.

happy_sad
happy_sad

buddhism is all about self-cultivation. They eat low carb diets and do loads of physical activity and help our their local community, that would get anyone ripped

DeathDog
DeathDog

@MPmaster
The way of the cross.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TalkBomber
Yes, this guyis a UFC fighter, he spent like a month being a monk in thailand

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