No miring thread?? Let's fix that.
I'll start:
>be me
>27 years old
>good job, live in expensive apartment
>feeling good, I'm on a strict exercise routine and I make sure my skin looks good
>slay cuties pretty much daily, but I find time to playfully flirt with a qt at work
>one day ask her out to dinner
>we decide on a very nice restaurant
>fast forward to right before dinner
>we meet at my apartment
>being a gentleman, I offer her something to eat
>she asks if I want some too
>"I'm on a diet, thank you."
>she starts spilling spaghetti
>"you don't need to lose any weight, you're kidding, right?"
>tells me that I look great
>as she put it, "very... fit"
>sexual energy radiating from both of us
>tells me that maybe we shouldn't go to dinner
>lennyface.jpg
>"I don't want to ruin your willpower..."
>mfw I could totally get my dick wet now
>tfw I realize that I'd pound her pussy to death and she's too sweet of a girl to do that to
>end up actually controlling my urges for once
>the mire felt bretty gud though
/Mirin'/ thread
>before dinner
>offer something to eat
hahahahahahahahaha
>i don't wanna ruin your willpower
No women ever says that
I get mired all the time. Of course, I also live in San Francisco
>in walmart checkout line with my milk and eggs
>20s couple is behind me with a cart full of beginning gym equipment (duffel, jump rope, water bottles)
>hear female say "you better look like that in a couple months"
>look back a little bit and she was obviously gesturing at me
pretty small one but the fact that it wasnt a direct compliment makes it sweeter
I live through your mires Bros. Because I never get any of my own :(
Ok, Bateman.
>On and off again FWB/gf comes over
>Met three years ago when I had really let myself go
>Fluctuate within 20lbs of that frequently
>Dated for some time, always bitches that she's hotter than me
>Recently began hitting the gym hard
>Used to be fit, football team captain
>Run a split for two months along with biking about 5 miles a day
>Muscles come back quick (Still have gut)
>She comes over after work one day to spend weekend (live two hours apart now)
>She's tired af and wants to sleep. I could hit a nap too
>Take off big sweater I'm wearing
>Stops mid sentence "What the fuck is this?"
>"What?"
>I've never seen you with muscles
>Just shrug and say "Told you I used to look good."
>Later on starts rubbing my chest and literally whispers "Fuck me" in my ear
>Planning to make her fall back in love with me then destroy her for being such a cunt in the past
>winter
>not thick yet so I'm look normal in a coat
>no mires unless my outfit is looking nice as fuck
>the difference since I can't wear a t-shirt in public is fucking huge
Cant wait until spring but for now I bulk. Seriously guys the mires were unrelenting now they have decreased so much. How do you cope?
>Baby’s first daydream
dont you have better things to do than planning stupid shit
Not OP here but you asshat half a restaurant menu is just made of shit you can order as an entré which is just shit you eat before your actual dinner.
Being this insecure. Whew
OP here.
While this is still a mirin' thread, I'm disappointed in all of you except for
>19
>working at shitty accounting firm
>half of people there are thick milf tier 30 somethings
>most men working are overweight bitter old dudes
> milfs constantly flirt with me and gossip about me
>head into work one day
>they're all naked and wanting me to take them
>I fuck em all
>Boss hands me a $20 and tells me to take the day off
>I fuck him too
>head home and more milfs are waiting for me there
>I fuck em
>kick them out and play rocket league all night
>they can't keep their hands of me
That happened last week, more shit happenened recently. anyone want me to continue?
you will get there brah
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damn, guess I'll have something to look forward to.
Not really; I'm on here, aren't I? Was already getting Veeky Forums, this is just a bonus.
>Planning to make her fall back in love with me then destroy her for being such a cunt in the past
And when you do, you will never get another boner and ego boost like it
Nothing much today, one small mire and one that I'm uncertain of.
>just finished a gym session, did lots of arms today
>riding the bus during rush hour
>bus is full of people, from the rear to the drivers seat
>standing in the middle with my bag in one hand other hand gripping railing
>wearing tight t-shirt
>gripping the roof railing with a perfect angle to flex
>catch teenage girl smiling and looking at me
>instantly blushes and turns her head away
>her and her friends doing the same (turning head and glimpse at me and then look away) while whispering/talking to each other
>tfw
other one today
>doing OHP
>resting between set and listening to powerwolf
>grill walks infront of me and her mouth is moving
>remove one earbud and say "what?"
>only thing i hear is "IN THE NAME OF GOD WE GO TO HEAVEN"
>remove the other one "what?"
>"are you using that one?"
>"no"
>put earpods back and continue OHP
>see her looking at me 4 times during my OHP sets
The thing is that the bar that she asked about was only 5-6 kg (really thin bar with small pink weights). I assume that she did not sincerly ask about it, I assume that she only wanted to talk to me but I realized this few minutes later.
> gas station attendant said i was handsome and why i didn't have a gf
>if only he knew how autistic i am that i scare away every girl thats ever shown interest in me
>hurt a lot today because i pissed off this one girl today that i thought liked me and now she wont talk
He's referencing the hit movie starring Christian Bale 'American Psycho'
My gf told me her friends have all checked me out and have stared at my dick buldge for like 10 minutes. I love when they comment about me "his got such a sexy back" but then 3 seconds later say they like their bfs back or someshit lol
Whenever we go out she only holds my hand when girls are mirin hard.
>raging faggot and autist LARPing as successful and popular
Is bateman's life the best we can hope for?
Is it just me or did OP just describe the scene from American Psycho where Patrick brings Jean over and considers axing her.
Clever boy, OP.
Damn, routine?
he wanted to fuck
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I kept thinking this was going to be a Bateman post.
Thanks for nothing asshole.