Tried GOMAD

>Tried GOMAD
>Learned my body doesn't like milk that much
>Pushed on with GOMAD
>Violently shit myself at work
>Got fired
>mfw I hated that job

>No work
>More time for lifting
Gains out the ass, thank you based Rippletits

Also
>Learned that the company I worked at decided it's easier to just move office than replace all the carpet

Funny story. I'm glad you got sacked, darkie.

The best way to make it in any industry is to leave a long lasting impression.

>Got fired
Sue for wrongful dismissal. Everyone has a little accident now and again.

They technically fired me for destruction of property

Topkek, you got fired for shitting yourself

Legit destroyed a lot of carpet though.
Last time I wear a skirt to a workplace too.

You can definitely win something out of this in court, especially if you're female.

You'll have to basically have it go on public record that you shit yourself though and admit it in a court room full of people.

>destroyed a lot of carpet though

underrated thread

I can't stop fucking laughing.

First of all was it raw milk? Second, did you consume at least something like dry toast or oats before drinking? Third did you all of it in a very short time frame? Fourth,why didnt you start with one glass of milk?

Pasteurized milk. And I just drank a gallon of milk for breakfast two days in a row, cause I was in a rush. First day was fine but felt a bit off. Second day was the not so good day.

Like, on the way to work.

>have rock solid anal ripping shits
>do gomad and now i have normal shits
I'm afraid of going back to life without doing this desu

How was this posted before even funding it the k carpet was ruined

fucking kek

Cause it happened last week. I think that's what you're asking..

you should dose it throughout the day you beaner

I know that now.
Plus, was getting weird looks. Businesswoman chugging milk on the train.

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would you do a milky brap on my face?

Are you angry at god for making you retarded?

>skirt
Ah, there's the problem, GOMAD doesn't work on girls.

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I didn't think girls would be dumb enough to do this kind of shit.

Thread of the week for sure

Are you fucking high? When have girls not done dumb shit?

It takes a special kind of female retardation to try anything from Veeky Forums

this might be my favourite thread of the month

I feel we've all learned a valuable lesson here.
Don't do GOMAD or you'll shit yourself and get fired.

And you'll destroy a lot of carpet.

What the fuck is this thread?

If you can't drink milk you are nigger, so you would lose your job anyway. What's your point again? Holy shit niggers will blame anyone or anything. How bout you stop being worthless piece of shit ooga booga?

Again, are you angry at god for making you retarded?

>girls
user.....

I have fucking tears in my eyes. Holy fuck. Kek Level > 9,000.

Your first retarded post weren't intended for me. Now, can you answer my question in few simple sentences or I'm asking too much? If not, maybe when u got moar monneyz for dem projects

This fucking thread.. Please never die.

>mother's side of family is from wisconsin
>god tier dairy land
>ate ice cream while pregnant with me (worked at ice cream shop)
>develop godlike immunity to lactose
>drink milk with every meal growing up
>drink GOMAD during bulk seasons
>never broken a bone, barely any acne
>go from 135 5'11 at 16 to 225 at 24 at 6'1 today

THANK YOU MILK

know how I know youre a shitskin?