Get a testosterone measurement just because I wonder whether I'm above or below average

>get a testosterone measurement just because I wonder whether I'm above or below average
>get it back
>322ng/dL
>at age 22

What the actual fuck? Did the globalists do this to me? I don't even eat soy. There's not a single meal where I'm not eating beef or chicken. I eat my veggies (including onions) and I don't get stressed out and sleep plenty. I do pretty much everything I can. Should I do TRT? Can I just inject myself with hcg to increase test production to a normal level?

Also high test thread.

You're just a faggot. Don't worry about it. There are plenty of faggots here. You'll fit right in

Weird. You sure you're sleeping and eating like you should? More meat, more cholesterol, and while you said you eat onions, are you really eating an entire raw one daily? I've felt a BIG difference since I've started

do you like thiccs over sticcs? I must know

If you're really doing all that shit and still have low test then YES you should consult your doctor.

Why is that ugly hoes fee the need to make photos like this? We can all see that you have an onion face behind that makeup, our dicks don't want to fuck an ugly bitch.

>our dicks don't want to fuck an ugly bitch.

Mine does. That's my bag ugly girls with hot bodies

I know its a meme but you really need to put more energy into braphogs. Even 30 minutes of brapposting a day has been proven to raise test levels by up to 10% in the average man.

I sleep around 7-8 hours usually and the week before I got my blood drawn I slept at least 8 hours every single night. Like I said, there's not a meal I don't eat meat with. I cook all of my meat with butter too and generally use butter whenever a recipe calls for oil so my cholesterol intake is plenty high. There were maybe 2 days that week where I didn't eat at least my bodyweight in kgs in g of onions. Even then. The onions should be a test boost above average, not be the thing that would make me have average test levels for men my age, which is by the way over 600. I really think my genes are just really shit.

They will tell him that, yes its bellow average but not low enough that they'll give him something to increase it.

>I don't even eat soy.

Well then should I start self prescribing and getting regular blood tests?

Total test is irrelevant. What about DHT etc?

OP here. Yeah.

You all worry too much about test readings.

Chances are your diet, training, and lifestyle are trash and improving all three will not only improve them but have a marked impact on your overall energy levels, lean mass gain, and even test result.

Try like hell to fix you as opposed to finding an excuse in a number.

I have 168ng/dL

I’m not joking. I saw the endochronologist yesterday because my result was so low. They have me scheduled for a morning blood test now to see what my levels are at their highest

I didn't measure anything aside from Total Test, which was already 50 bucks for the test. If I wanted measurements for E, Progesterone, DHT and free Test that would've cost me almost 300 bucks.

Wow, sucks man. Best broscience recommendations I have are
>zinc & magnesium before bed
>raw eggs before bed
>ashwaganda before bed
>ice your balls
Also the rats got a 300% boost from the onion pill, so who knows?

Is your ring finger longer than your index finger?

I did the test around 5 in the afternoon just after a gym session. Would that somehow affect the results?

there are far more estrogenic, phytoestrogenic, and xenoestrogenic substances than just soy. Hops, phthalates, birth control in water, BHT etc etc

Yes you retard, after a workout your test levels are lower.

I'd say yes.

Fuck, so I just wasted 50 bucks and still don't know how high my usual test levels are?

btw, this is what I looked like after 1 year and 4 months of training. Don't wanna post what I look like right now because I'm bulking and look even worse.

> raw eggs
wat? will the salmonella increase my test? lol

>but i eat my veggis like a big boy!

No amount of diet/sleep/exercise will dramatically change your test from 300 to anything into the healthy range you bunch of coping low testlets

I'm not coping, I'm looking for solutions.

It's the cholesterol, which testosterone is made from. You can cook em if you want. But yeah, before I took the onionpill I was taking the eggpill and I definitely felt a difference.

those white dots

we all know you wank your freddy way too much

what does it mean?

it's an indicator of homosexuality

A longer ring finger than index finger is evidence of being subjected to higher amounts of testosterone inside the womb and should be associated with a person who has normal or higher testosterone levels.

fug

Your mom screwed you over user. I'm sorry.

And all this only because the lazy sow didn't stuff her face with raw onions

>don't ice your balls

ftfy

you're supposed to do it in the morning and avoid strenuous activity to get the most accurate reading dumbo

How is salmonella gonna get INSIDE the egg

>Can I just inject myself with hcg to increase test production to a normal level?
Sure, goy. Do just that.

>all these life-long meatcucks have low test
>s-s-soy's fault

You're a fucking moron. Processed meats reduce test. Chicken gives you bitch tits. Milk is literally estrogen in liquid form.

But don’t worry, you may of have been associated with getting high test during puberty, also look at the symptoms of low test and see if you compare. Also, if you lift weights and have been for 12 weeks, that is known to boost T levels and a good 8 hour sleep.

this this FUCKING THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO ANGRY. HOLY SHIT IS THERE ANYWAY TO GET AWAY FROM THIS SHIT IF YOU DON'T LIVE IN A FUCKING FARM AND GROW YOUR OWN FOOD? Bros. Bros I can't do this shit anymore. I've been drinking from plastic bottles my entire life because the tap water in my country is SHIT. All the beef and milk we eat is filled with hormones to make the cows grow faster and make more milk. All the unnatural pesticides on fruits and vegetables get in our system. I don't fucking know what to do anymore. This modern lifestyle is fucked up. Im too afraid to get my test measured because I'm 90% sure the results are gonna make me even angrier/more depressed.

Also I forgot to mention that in the shithole I live in, a lot of farmers water the plants with UNTREATED SEWAGE. YOU CAN FUCKING TELL BECAUSE WHEN YOU DRIVE BY A FARM LAND IT SMELLS LIKE FUCKING SEWAGE. WITH ALL THE FUCKING DETERGENT AND CHEMICALS IN IT.

>standard range
>240

what the actual fuck
didn't it used to be 300? they should give TRT below 500 imo

buy a vial of t400

inject half a mil a week

that'll keep you around 900ish without any real health problems and you shouldn't need AI
$50 will get you 20 weeks worth

Which hand?

>got my testosterone results back
>tfw 595
Does this mean I have to brap post now?

Start taking test boosters?

How do leafs check their test?

Asking for myself

My ring finger is a good knuckle lpnger than my index one, but i got like 360 test. At the time i also was a neet for 2 years with bad eating habbits, obese, slept during the day, stayed up at night and my only activity was switching between bed and PC. Could my shitty life style have affected it that much or am i fucked ?

Yes, you wasted your money.

Bump for meaning
I too have a longer ring finger than index

You should probably get it taken more than once, like you wouldn't go on blood pressure meds after a single reading. I made the same mistake - I had mine taken once when I did everything "right" and it was 350. I wanted to get prescribed testosterone, so I took painkillers for a few weeks, got wasted the night before and slept like two hours. Second test came back at 670.

Retire to the Greenland woods and hunt shit there mate, it's the only way

Already answered faggot

Longer ring is good, more prenatal T

Is this what 1 year of natty training looks like? Man this is depressing as fuck.

OP here....
Does having anal sex with your boyfriend lower testosterone? Its the only thing I could think of that might affect it.

>gf says she wants me to measure my testosterone
>w-what?
>she says because I'm confident, hairy, and sort of have some muscle for someone who doesn't work out
>and she likes smelling me when I'm sweaty
>ok
>get T measured
>930ng/dL
>actually have very little interest in bodybuilding
I would give my T to you if I could, OP

Can you even get test checked in socialist low-T shitholes like the UK? I know the NHS shells out for all sorts of shit but if they do happen to check test do you get put on a watch list if you happen to have any?

Lol i had 550 after years of shootig heroin and being on methadone at the time

How do you get T levels checked in the US? I asked my primary care physician when I went for the physical exam and she straight up told me "no".

Is naturally higher test in women also better for gains or it's more complicated than that? And is sleeping and eating well and lifting heavy going to improve test the same way as it does for men? What is typical test level for woman?

I wanna face fuck her and hold on by the pigtails

See a male doctor? I have a (female) doctor in the family and I know first hand how insanely biased and petty they can be.

Take some calcium supps w/ zinc.

do you think 595 is high or something

Privatemdlabs.com

Works great. Look at all the different test panels because there's a significant difference in price. Also, do the survey on the bottom of the page for 10% off

Yeah they lowered the official testosterone range because of falling average values. Mostly because of fatties screwing it up.

Ask a male doctor. (The older the better, young ones are corrupt by the unis)
Women will always refuse.

I had mine tested a while back because I was feeling strange and they were 641. They've probably bounced back up though. 20.

Stop being a bitch and just eat more onions

lmfao what retard fantasy world to you live in where you think a woman would ask their partner if they can measure their test

>not bringing test measurements to first dates

You are the creative type of person, possibly with a high FWHR and a weak jaw, relying on intellectual pursuit to outperform strong peers. Don't worry.

why before bed

This is the same chick isn't it. Anyonw got sauce?

Madeline Ford

Bless you

>sauce
Stop Jacking Off

> low testo
> underactive thyroid
Always feeling shit, dead erections, always cold, can't build muscle

Visit my general physician to ask to transfer to another endocrinologist (last one got pissed that after 2 months of no help I started taking Clomid). Don't explain any reasons but she starts spilling shit how my 280ng/dl testosterone and 5 TSH with barely in range FT4 couldn't cause any issues and that she feels like I could benefit from psychologist. Like levels are shit because I'm feeling like shit, not in reverse. Such a bullshit. Literally only want to get my thyroid fixed and see how that affects testosterone.

20yo BTW

Why even post this? It’s complete fabrication. Go outside and work on yourself, you gigantic faggot.

>Ring finger longer than index finger on left hand
>Ring finger and index finger equal on right

Wtf is this supposed to mean?

>tatoo
DROPPED

We're sleepwalking into oblivion man.

They've done the same for TSH. I think there are recommendations to do the same for gripstrength (which is an incredible indicator of all cause mortality)

>got my test back
>789

>Also high test thread.

If anything this thread proves finding overweight women attractive is a low test meme. No wonder this board had so many belly gf threads. Nu-male.

>There's not a single meal where I'm not eating beef or chicken
ok senpai here's your answer

Bisexual

do ugly thots fuck chad or ugly incels

>Thinks meat/animal products raises test rather than serving as a vehicle to introduce exogenous animal estrogen into the body

Full cuck.

this is what I looked like after about a year of lifting, started from skeleton 57kg at 181cm

Burn the crops down.

How do i check my power level in canada?

desu im to scared to get my test levels checked out, ill just keep telling my self theyre average, this way i dont kill myself when i realise theyre low

Just keep taking Veeky Forums's broscience advice, man. Clearly it works! Soyboys LOL

19 with 650 ng/dl (utterly average) and my ring and index finger are completely equal

Test in the morning, and over a few visits you take your average because test levels fluctuate. That's how you property test your test

I look about the same size and have only been doing SS for 3.5 months now. I started at around 143 lbs in September and now I'm at 156.

Not really. Low will stay low, high will stay high etc unless there were major life habit changes