Tinder/fit/

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Post answer.
Also post routine.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew

Don't answer one word messages.

Inmate
Inmate

bro that chick looks like an instant swipe left

get some self respect

hairygrape
hairygrape

Alright lads, let's do a dick measuring contest with matches.
How many matches do you currently have?
139 here.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Bidwell
@Inmate
Not planning to fuck anyone on tinder
@hairygrape
315

Emberfire
Emberfire

answer is

'my place tonight?'

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SomethingNew
ya blew it

Only men like being told they were accepted for the sole reason of their race. Women do not like this.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Skullbone
315
Where the fuck do you live?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@JunkTop
She can go suck her mum if she doesn’t like it
@Nojokur
London

farquit
farquit

@SomethingNew
wanting to fuck subhumans

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Harmless_Venom
Almost 9 mil population in London
Lucky...

w8t4u
w8t4u

@JunkTop
this
can guarantee she thinks youre a huge twat

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
Ask me if I care
Also, this happened yesterday, still haven’t texted her yet wat do

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Poker_Star
i think its time to introduce er to the ole peckerpicture

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Harmless_Venom
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
Y-you mean th-this one?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@hairygrape
dick measuring

Anyone can get matches it doesn’t mean anything.

happy_sad
happy_sad

match with qt
”you’re a very attractive man. are you a gentleman as well?”
”absolutely not”
instantly unmatches me

I just don’t get this whole chad thing guys.

askme
askme

@Booteefool
...did you just call me old?
kek
really smooth user

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Booteefool
You have 77 times as many matches as me. Swipe through 200 girls a day and swipe no on about 180 of them that I wouldn’t fuck and because swiping right on everyone lowers your profile through the tinder algorithm. Haven’t had a match in 2 weeks, are you swiping right to everyone?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@happy_sad
Doesn’t work all the time don’t worry

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Playboyize
he didn't censor the number

you're fucked son

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Playboyize
What's the point of getting their numbers even? Do you call them and talk with them? Why not just straight ask her to meet?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Playboyize
Oh you fucked up posting this

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
Nudes

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
Lmao just realised that
@SniperGod
Depends on the grill really

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

oh you are that cuck who white knights all the sluts but doesnt fuck them because hes afraid of women. Why do you even spend time sugarcoating these sloots if you dont make a move on them? you are a pathetic sad cuckboy

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
Who the fuck sends nudes through sms? I understand asking for snapchat, whatsapp, whatever other chatting app. No one fucking uses phone numbers anymore.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
Not interested

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

all these people not posting their profiles so I can see where I'm going wrong
I will not post mine because I will be laughed at

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@eGremlin
You do realise that you need someone’s number to have them on whatsapp

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@AwesomeTucker
No, i've seen your posts before, you love to white knight them, flair their ego with compliments and then say you're not interested and they should look for someone else to fuck them. By definition a cuck

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CodeBuns
Tbh my profile is cringe as fuck
It’s all about body

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat
wtf since when? Or is it an american thing?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Ignoramus
Lmao
Why are you all mad for

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
can't show off my 7/10 natty body because of scars
end me lads

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SomethingNew
rolling for this

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lunatick
t. 3rd world boy who thinks line and telegram are the same as whatsapp

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
Since forever what the fuck how do you get people on whatsapp

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
9/10 Face 7/10 Body, everything else doesn't matter. In your bio you can write whatever nobody looks at bios.

idontknow
idontknow

@Harmless_Venom
Check em
But seriously don't do it

likme
likme

@Crazy_Nice
What scars
Post body

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Poker_Star
I honestly probably swipe right 40% of the time, but I’m in one of the wealthier counties in the US where everyone is rich and attractive. My general rule is if you’re white and not fat and have an average or better face I’ll swipe right. Even if it’s not a girl I’d take on a date I might score a FWB out of the scenario so why not...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lunatick
t.cuck response

Why do you get all defensive like that? Trying to distract the lights off you and bring the attention to me, like a typical soyboy. Realize this, YOU ARE A KEK. You're talking to sluts and dont fuck them, you get them worked up and basically say "go fuck the next guy and tell me how it was or even better let me watch". You're the type of indian to go to a strip club and say "why are you doing this, you deserve so much better" . Fucking kys, negged your shit for being unrelated to Veeky Forums. I told you last time i will call you out everytime i see your cucky ass

Methshot
Methshot

@likme
scars from trying to remove "listening devices" from my body and no, I don't even like seeing my scars, yet alone someone else seeing them

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
You realise you just wrote a whole paragraph trying to bring some down for not having sex with tinder sluts

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Methshot
show us user you're anonymous on here after all

whereismyname
whereismyname

@VisualMaster
no ones going to convince me, not happening, three going down at least half my right forearm, one about an inch wide, then several on my chest and stomach which I can't gauge because or perspective and don't like looking in the mirror at them but they're not as big as the arm ones

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PackManBrainlure
for not having sex with tinder sluts
then why are you on tinder? btch you're a cuck foh

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Harmless_Venom
roll

farquit
farquit

@Crazy_Nice
To waste time and start these threads desu. In all of 2017 I only had sex with three girls from tinder, and then I jumped into a relationship.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool
Not everyone

idontknow
idontknow

@haveahappyday
Just put a photo with friends
A photo in a suit
A shirtless photo
A casual photo

And type some cringe shit in the bio

Enjoy your matches.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@farquit
Then start shitposting fool. Last time you had wore your shiny white armor and wouldnt deliver the lols, you rather compliment these bitches and let the thread die of boredom.We dont want to see you telling them they're hot and have a nice ass nigga we here for some funny shit and exposing their shallowness calling them out on it, so either start asking for dubs and deliver the laughs or gtfo real talk

Emberfire
Emberfire

@idontknow
I’m @Booteefool
and this more or less describes my profile exactly.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@happy_sad
”absolutely not”
youre supposed to finesse and fine tune
she was asking and expecting you to be a gentleman and you say that?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SomethingNew
mfw still considering to make one
I really want sum fuk
but dont want to deal with these stupid conversations and I hate snapchat

I should probably just get over myself. Anyone else?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze
I don’t even need to ask you niggas for dubs just start rolling
Last time I got my ass banned for saying it

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Bumble is better but you won’t get near as many matches.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Screw op I've got a better match

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@GoogleCat
“You like boxing huh? How bout I tongue punch your fart box.”

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
So do you wanna get fisted with or without a boxing glove?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
Didn’t get dubs but I liked it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Poker_Star
also, the guy use tinder+

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Harmless_Venom
"Hey it me, Marco Asensio"

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
rolling for this

@GoogleCat
i will rethink my views on you, i hope you change your ways and turn savage mode on

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Harmless_Venom
"So what part of Real Madrid are you from?"
Proceed to call her plastic

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SomethingNew
OP is probably a manlet in disguise and is trying to pick on "uglier" girls to make himself feel better. You a fake nigga

Op is faggot once again

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm sure you boys can think of a good one for this (left)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Harmless_Venom
you wont need a choker when im around

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
thats a nice chocker but I've got a better one, then send her a pic of your hand

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Need_TLC
Never denied manlet status, I’m 5’11”

@Nude_Bikergirl
Paint me in green then spank me like a disobedient avocado

5mileys
5mileys

@Nude_Bikergirl
"im interested in your friend, is she single?"

Inmate
Inmate

@Nude_Bikergirl
CUMberwell and susSEX
You could probably make a joke about it idk

idontknow
idontknow

@Nude_Bikergirl
"Wow! Your friend is really fucking hot, I'd be down to fuck if it's a threesome."

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Harmless_Venom
Ask her how Real is doing in La Liga

Techpill
Techpill

@Raving_Cute
underrated

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Harmless_Venom
"my choker is better" and send her a pic of your cock

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Booteefool
I wish I lived wherever you live. My town barely goes above 30k citizens.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nude_Bikergirl
"i really want to sniff the fartjuices out of your asshole"

FastChef
FastChef

@Harmless_Venom
@Soft_member
You can only send gifs so I think this was the next best thing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Nude_Bikergirl
"waynes world fucking sucks"

Alpha as FUCK

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Poker_Star
Fuck man I’m not him but this reminds me of one of my cringiest moments of my life.
in strip club
really high quality one, all the girls are 8/10-10/10
buddy buys me a lap dance
feel really bad for this beautiful woman who is degrading herself like this
sit back there asking her why she’s a stripper while she dances around me
tell her I’ve a psychology degree that’s why I want to know
”I don’t give a fuck about your psychology degree, now grab me like a man”
grabs my hands and placed them on her tits and ass
time runs up and she walks away pissed off
Fuck man. My buddy got the same chick and she jacked him off. I still cringe at how cucked I was back then

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@FastChef
ya blew it, should have sent it without the gif

say "sorry that was my friend"

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperWish
desu I had better luck in my home town where I was more of a statistical outlier than I do in a big city where it’s easier to blend in or get dwarfed by rich chads in Ferrari’s.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@lostmypassword

what the fuck user

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@FastChef
hahahhahaha, sounds kinda murderish or like you hate women user

Spamalot
Spamalot

@FastChef
holy fuck lmoa if I were a girl I would let you fuck me

takes2long
takes2long

@FastChef
you had one job

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@FastChef
toppest of keks

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Booteefool
out of 8 girls in that pic 1 looked attractive..

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef

Never send gifs. I'm autistic as fuck and even I know that

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Lads help me out
I went on a date with this chick and we were sitting at a bar by the window. Some drunk guy passed by us and started telling us to kiss. This gave me the perfect opportunity to make a move and so I did. Except it felt like she was barely kissing me. I might have fucked up because I thought she opened her mouth to do a french kiss so I went for the tongue but she didn't even react.
After the bar I didn't go for any kiss because I thought I fucked up but she ended up going for it but was still giving me this pretty bad kiss.
At this point I just can't tell if she really wasn't feeling like kissing me or if she's just a bad kisser in general. Either way I probably fucked up.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SomethingNew
@Booteefool
@Harmless_Venom

guy with a girlfriend here who never resorted to online shit in order to get girls here. is tinder really full of autistic girls like this? I heard that most of the girls on tinder were whores but the more I see, the more I think that they are totally socially awkward too. how the fuck has the 1995+ generation changed from being decent folks to outright social retards? are they even able to converse like regular human beings?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
She can choose a guy based solely on socioeconomic status or actual status but he can't choose her because he wants some of Ling lings sweet dumplings? It's not right. You think she'd swipe right if he were a tea drinking janitor?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@FastChef
pls respond, that was my friend who loves simpsons

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@PurpleCharger
just ask her whether you went too far or not, ffs. are you a man or a bitch?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PurpleCharger

She went for it a second time. You're aces. She's just a bad kisser

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger

Your answer: Take a 1/2 step back, look her in the eyes, say "Let's try that again..."

boom

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Poker_Star
that's a bot idiot

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Harmless_Venom
I did and she said no but I can't tell if she just did it to be nice or not. Shit was just kinda awkward.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Poker_Star
@Soft_member
This is the first thing I thought. Definitely a bot

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Soft_member
@Bidwell
He doesn't get superior botpuss
LMAO

Evilember
Evilember

@SomethingNew
She’s probably off right now asking Tumblr or her friends or w/e if she fucked up. Not all women are hoes that have fucked/kissed 10,000 men and are experienced as hell. Kek don’t overthink it bro, was this your first date?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SomethingNew
then you should have told her that for you, it was awkward. nothing wrong with being honest and telling her that you just did it for reasons

WebTool
WebTool

@kizzmybutt
Ignores literal JOI
never going to make it

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Bidwell
Just texted her, tracked her number on FB
She’s legit but sounds dumb from her fb posts

DeathDog
DeathDog

got this 2 days ago, matched with some smokers duno what to say

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Evilember
Nah but it was definitely the first time I've ever had a kiss that felt that awkward.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@kizzmybutt
settling for fake robot cooch
not real 10/10 soft juicy woman holes
Kek hows your anime collection coming virgin

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StonedTime
nigger
sounds dumb
holy shit who would have thunk

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
fake robot cooch
this is what skinfags believe

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BinaryMan
She’s probably just a bad kisser user. If you get a second date you’re good.

girlDog
girlDog

Bumble sucks what's with these lines

cum2soon
cum2soon

@girlDog
give her the "what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?" pasta

takes2long
takes2long

@lostmypassword
the absolute mad man!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lord_Tryzalot
Man I wish I could, that was her last night here. Besides the awkward kiss I really enjoyed the date. She did message me saying she did as well. She gave me her digits and told me she'd be back here for a week again so we'll see.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nude_Bikergirl
fuck so many machines you think they’re real
these levels of cope shouldn’t even be possible

TreeEater
TreeEater

Just matched with right, why do I always get the ugly friend

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@hairygrape
he's so beta that bots aren't interested in him
Sucks to be you

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
the ugly friend
both girls are ugly, what did user mean by this?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
"Looking for someone to make me laugh."
"You made me laugh...with that degree goofy ass bitch LMAO."
Send it. Do it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TreeEater
hows she ugly?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@girlDog
Bitch my dick hasn’t been washed in 3 weeks I am most certainly not sweet, unless you are literally fucking retarded.

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater
They're both ugly though, all tinder girls are, ugly or damaged

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Booteefool
Melinda

NOTLOB
O
T
L
O
B

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TreeEater
studies costume design
fat
uses tons of makeup
looking for someone to make her laugh while offering literally nothing in return
not swiping left
you niggas are thirsty as fuck. I bet you retards have never been able to reject girls that gave you any kind of attention

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Dreamworx
thunk

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperWish
how is she not?

tell her with a useless degree like that, she'll be the one making you laugh

FastChef
FastChef

@Burnblaze
implying bot thots won’t stop messaging me
Those thirty android booties can’t leave me alone, I keep having to block them

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Evilember
@WebTool

your saying that coz shes taller than you

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Harmless_Venom
another brighton boi
hey man lets lift together, i lift at london road gym

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TreeEater
"im interested in your friend,is she single?"

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
its not beta to refuse purchased affection but it is kind of beta to be there in the first place, if you don't like it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nude_Bikergirl
haha i just matched with her too

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fuzzy_Logic
sorry i lift at the uni gym, if you can get in me in for free id be down

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@AwesomeTucker
she looks nice to me and who gives a fuck about the degree

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@w8t4u
You did good then user. Trust me if she felt uncomfortable around you she would be ghosting you 100% right now. Plus the fact she’s going on dates with out of town men tells me she’s trying to get out of being a social retard.(if you guys fall out she’ll never see you again)

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StrangeWizard
i'm saying that because she's plain ugly

girlDog
girlDog

@whereismyname
I had never been to one before and my buddies dragged me there. Won’t be going to another one that’s for sure

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
i lift at the uni gym
you a first year? I could get you in for free yeah, whats your sc ill add u

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sir_Gallonhead
lol

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sir_Gallonhead
Lol that's jokes. Either it's a man or a bot.

idontknow
idontknow

@MPmaster
go on then show me something that isn't ugly

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sir_Gallonhead
send her a pic with smegma off google images and say thats not cottage cheese

Flameblow
Flameblow

>>44343441
emailed you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@idontknow
this one isn't bad @Harmless_Venom
, just looking in this thread

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sir_Gallonhead
Yea it’s real funny til your licking the cheese out of my sack wrinkles. When are we fucking?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Harmless_Venom
mate was telling me the other day the Sussex uni is full of qt girls. maybe he wasn't bullshitting

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@idontknow
i took it one step further:
i am with friends and we all wear suits

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I've met some nasty people on tinder in the past, I want to try it again because it's important to move on but I'm still nervous those people will still be there

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
Actually pursue user. If she can laugh at that, she might actually be worth hanging around. But keep in mind, women are largely not worth your time.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SniperGod
Why not

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
yeh she is fine, i concur but the other one would get it aswell

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Spazyfool
@Stupidasole
Well now this is awkward

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Sir_Gallonhead
included the (you)
kek

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SomethingNew

Just text her

"haha yellow ching chong ring rong

i like to dance to some good jap music"

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Skullbone
now its my turn to make you laugh by showing you my penis minimus
@CodeBuns
"do you like cottage cheese? please say yes"

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Skullbone
WHAT A MADMAN

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
but the other one would get it
kek, that's different, she can get it too

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Skullbone
can we hatefuck already?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sir_Gallonhead

rollin'

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead

rolling

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CodeBuns

nigger nigger jew jew
nigger nigger jewjewjewjew
*drum solo but drums are replaced with the word kike*

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sir_Gallonhead
JUST

takes2long
takes2long

hi
hi
how are you?

Should I "good and you""?
Or throw a line on the thot.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@takes2long
thats a dude

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
im fingering my asshole

Skullbone
Skullbone

What's a good routine to start learning oly lifting while continuing to build strength?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Poker_Star
Lmao so defensive, get checked

Emberfire
Emberfire

@takes2long
try and get the puss. Good and you?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Booteefool
all bots

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Need_TLC

kek rollerino

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@girlDog
install bumble
make profile
only guys show up

what the fuck

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tinder is out of style exactly how kik went out of style, no prime girls are longer using it , just leftover trash and bots

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

got drinks with a girl from tinder 3 days ago
seemed ok, there were a couple of awkward pauses in conversation
offer her a lift home but she takes public transport
text her the next morning pic related

I-i-is she interested? What do I reply?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@takes2long

See

@Need_TLC

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns
did you kiss
did you touch her bobs?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sir_Gallonhead
roll

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@whereismyname
barely made any contact apart from a hug and touching her arm...
she had dem tiddies tho

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Sir_Gallonhead

Haha you're right I'm kidding. Also, you're really cute.

And also, this isn't me you're talking to, i'm on an imageboard posting our conversation, and the person who gets what's commonly referred to as "dubs" gets to ask the next question.

Still though, you're super cute and you seem sweet.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@AwesomeTucker
It knows user, it knows.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Crazy_Nice
you're a virgin arent you

farquit
farquit

@Crazy_Nice
missed opportunity to say 'I'll be Sian you again'

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead

OH SHIT NIGGER

YOU BETTER DELIVER, user

5mileys
5mileys

@Sir_Gallonhead
WINRAR

askme
askme

@takes2long
olling for @Sir_Gallonhead
including the 'just text her' part

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sir_Gallonhead
based kek

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
shitimbald

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Sir_Gallonhead

rollingrollingrolling

Methnerd
Methnerd

@takes2long
It appears you are roughly 2/3 compatible with the moon

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead

WIIIIINERRRR

You better fucking deliver, user.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
Doubt she'll reply but here's to hoping

WebTool
WebTool

@Sir_Gallonhead

kek, rolling, and agreed, post the "just text her" part.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@takes2long
You autist. Just be alpha

“Yea so let’s skip the small talk when am I taking you to dinner?”

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Snarelure
too soon, you should have played with her more

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure

them typos

you stupid nigger, it's barely comprehensible

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead

henry rollins

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TechHater
Fuck off

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long

nigger nigger jew jew
nigger nigger jewjewjew
*drum solo but all drum sounds are replaced with the word kike*

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nojokur
I am amazed that she is still replying.

farquit
farquit

@Booteefool

WINNAR!!!

DO IT, FAGGOT.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@takes2long
Fala "você é arqueóloga?" e depois "porque eu tenho um osso grande pra você examinar"

askme
askme

These Tinder threads have really dropped in quality

idontknow
idontknow

@Nojokur
the next message has to be short, just post ur dock

@farquit
o shit trips command

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nojokur

Real simple... You're not talking to me, there's an image board of a bunch of neckbeards who are watching the conversation. They are posting what I should say next, and every post has a number associated with it. The post that has the last two numbers matching (known as dubs), gets the next thing they want said to you.

Also, you're wife material. Would reproduce with.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@takes2long
Minha sogra fez sopa de macaco, muito bom

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nojokur
rolling for
@hairygrape

dubs commands it

Emberburn
Emberburn

@cum2soon
Engraçadinho você hein, anão

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape
roll

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
newfag?

WebTool
WebTool

@Nojokur

rolling for

@hairygrape

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nojokur
@Nojokur
I am so sorry for this. I was letting my autistic brother play with my phone and he’s been messaging all of my matches this weird shit. You are cute though, let’s get drinks some time.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@hairygrape
sent it just waiting for reply now

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
Lmao, she unmatched.

TechHater
TechHater

@takes2long
Type UMA DELICIA
Do it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Nojokur

rolling for

@hairygrape

DUBS GET

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Nojokur
"ignore all the above
can i see the rest of your forehead?"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Nojokur
I'm sexually confused

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
Did you actually say that? You must not be a very big guy kek

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Burnblaze

don't disappoint, mein dude

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methshot
What do mean by listening devices? You're making it seem like you're Jason Bourne doing self-surgeries, dude

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nojokur
That's okay, I'm bi-curious.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nojokur
Hi confused, I'm (whatever the fuck your name is)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Poker_Star
swiping right on everyone lowers your profile through the tinder algorithm.
What the fuck? Seriously?

That explains why I got 25+ matches a day swiping like 1/3 of people, got bored and started swiping right everything and now am getting 2-3 matches a day. Fuck, how many sessions of swiping 1/3 again will this take to fix?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname
Well, the term in Portuguese for "small talk" sounds a bit rude.
And I didn't say dinner.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SomethingNew
I’m back, roll and give me your most autistic reply.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nojokur
I'm sorry i have autismo

5mileys
5mileys

@Need_TLC
He’s probably schizophrenic

askme
askme

@farquit

WINNER
where the fuck are you user? You better not disappoint.

massdebater
massdebater

@Evil_kitten
Do you believe the lies they spread about the so-called 'Armenian Genocide'?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evil_kitten
I actually swiped the wrong direction. But still, u want some fuck?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@viagrandad
bumb

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
roll

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Evil_kitten

nigger nigger jew jew
nigger nigger jewjewjew
*drum solo but all drum sounds are replaced with the word kike*

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evil_kitten
You like a quote of a century haha, get it cause a century long quote that means you’re old haha

please have sex with me

Emberfire
Emberfire

Girl super likes me
Says it was for bants
I say I only swiped right on her for bants
she gets offended
Weird

Firespawn
Firespawn

@massdebater
reroll

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evil_kitten

rolling for

@PackManBrainlure

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evil_kitten
Hey girl, are you an archeologist?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
negro negro judeo judeo

My fucking sides

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@massdebater
I want to teach people about the armenian genocide
rero

FastChef
FastChef

@Evil_kitten

nigger nigger jew jew
nigger nigger jewjewjew
*drum solo but all drum sounds are replaced with the word kike*
yellow yellow chinese fellow
around blacks never relax
mexican spics eat dem dicks

nigger nigger nigger nigger

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
this is pretty autistic desu

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Raving_Cute
I dont get it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evil_kitten
i swiped because you look like the type of girl whos into pegging

Illusionz
Illusionz

@massdebater
please teach this woman about the armenian genocide

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@FastChef
This to the sound of "smells like teen spirit"

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@FastChef
kek rollin

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
Your self esteem. I can see it all over the ground. Now let us discuss the metaphysics of your mouth on my penis wenis.....

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@New_Cliche
Winrar my g

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@massdebater
dusselheim reroll

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot

nigger nigger jew jew
nigger nigger jewjewjew
*drum solo but all drum sounds are replaced with the word kike*
yellow yellow chinese fellow
around blacks never relax
mexican spics eat dem dicks

nigger nigger nigger nigger

5mileys
5mileys

@Lord_Tryzalot
Lmao mein neger
Rollin for:
You want to fuck me in the ass while I sing my heart will go on?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
Ok, that makes a lot of sense

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
Dude, stop this autistic shit. It was somewhat funny the first time but not for every pic

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lord_Tryzalot

rolling for

@girlDog

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
Should I send it now or wait for a reply first

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
Send it now bruh. You got this

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
wait for any kind of reply

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater

every pic
every. single. pic.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@idontknow
wait for reply, dont make it totally obvious you're trolling

Evilember
Evilember

@massdebater

T. Jew

Jewjewjewjewjewjewjew

SniperGod
SniperGod

@hairygrape
@Poker_Star
@Skullbone
MAKE YOUR MIND UP NIGGERS

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
First Super Like
It's a pajeeta, 8/10 but pajeeta looking non the less
Second Super Like
It's a friend of mine

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
im the poster of the dubs, i say you wait

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon
Yea. That or drugs. There’s some shit out there that will make you want to cut imaginary bugs out of your skin.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperGod
I got the (you) brah, send that shit

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lord_Tryzalot

Wanna do a jigsaw puzzle of auschwitz with me?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RavySnake
Whats wrong with learning your friend wants to fuck?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperGod
I say wait. If she doesn’t reply in a long-ish time then post that if you want it to be doubly autistic kek

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@WebTool

not in english

fucking waste

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster
Opay blyat keep lying
Send that shit breh
@AwesomeTucker

askme
askme

@Spazyfool
It was more for the bants. She's cute but we've been friends for ages and for some reason I can't see her as anything else but one of the guys. Plus she was 90km in her cabin.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@PackManBrainlure
This

Skullbone
Skullbone

@askme
Bants? Like she swiped right on you for banter? Niggah that aint true. People are on tinder to date and fuck. Look 90km is meaningless to me but she gonna be back at some point. Ask her on a fucking date you pussy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SomethingNew
I'm starting to find a bit annoying that lately I've been mostly getting matched and talking with underage girls, they obviously lie about their age.
No problem with that, 16 and 17 year old girls are legal here and hot as fuck. They also really seem to want to fuck me and that's cool.

The problem is that I struggle to find anything interesting about them and I want to talk and meet people who are more independent and had experiences like me.
I'm not even that old, I'm only 23 and I want to meet people who are also living by themselves or not overly relying on their parents for everything.

Damn, I always dreamed of fucking more and more young girls, but now I see it's not really all that cool.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@cum2soon
ROLL

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Harmless_Venom
L O N D O N

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Sir_Gallonhead
roll

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@takes2long
Tbh I wouldn't fuck them but I'd like to meet the shitimbald person, seems like they'd have a good sense of humor

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@VisualMaster
I struggle to find anything interesting about them and I want to talk and meet people who are more independent and had experiences like me.
on tinder

nigga do you know where you are?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@farquit
Say no more

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
roll

takes2long
takes2long

@Harmless_Venom
Hero <3 (no homo)
And fuck you for lying bruh
@VisualMaster

idontknow
idontknow

@Stark_Naked
Surprise, not every region has the same kind of sluts on Tinder.
It's a tool for meeting and dating, that by itself allows any kind of people to join it.

So far, my best dates were with girls who were on the same situation as me. Things didn't work out because we just weren't compatible.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Skullbone
user is autistic

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
The only acceptable response

Hi /sp!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SomethingNew
@Illusionz

WINNERRRRR

OP, YOU BETTER DO IT

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@idontknow
keep telling yourself that, thats why you've had much success meeting up and discussing interesting topics with women through tinder right? a literal whore hookup app, RIGHT?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StrangeWizard
This

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@takes2long
Bitch looks like the moon.
ground control to major Tom

Techpill
Techpill

@CodeBuns
in the darker area in the back
the true sith lord awaits his prey

Snarelure
Snarelure

@takes2long
shitimbald

This is the first time I actually laugh out loud while on 4chad. Thank you for this, user.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nojokur
"I'll confuse u with my magnum dong"

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead
t. PUA

FastChef
FastChef

@Sir_Gallonhead
This

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Raving_Cute
Kek.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Techpill
Kek

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