>You in da club with your gf as this man grabs her ass from behind and says: "This is mine now."
Wat do?
You in da club with your gf as this man grabs her ass from behind and says: "This is mine now."
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Ok here you go boy
>Using Scorpion
Forward, Up, Up, Square (close range)
>Fatality
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grab his ass and say to him "that means you are mine now"
Surrender.
It's his now
That guy is a ufc fighter, and one of the top few at that. You stand no chance. Just relinquish your gf immediately.
Shake his hand and ask for a picture
What the fuck am i going to do anyway ? Punch him ? Nah not a chance
>gf
The definition of baby faced killer.
kill him #metoo
I put my hands on my hip, brushing away my jacket and revealing my handgun, and say "Now, I don't appreciate that very much and I would like if you stepped away from the lady."
>gf
You forgot to tip your fedora
Grab him by the mouth, "THIS IS MINE NOW"
>*takes sip*
>*blocks your path*
>"let go of that, before I smash your leg"
>*clucks knuckles*
>"what's it gonna be, Doo Soy Boy?"
> "from m'lady"
> I was keeping her warm for you bro
Who da fuk is dis goy
...
>Kill him
>Use body to reinforce foxhole to defend against encroaching chinese forces
>*takes sad sip*
>Come at me gook boy
Use my purple belt in bjj to put him to sleep.
> get my ass kicked by his ultra chink assassin body guards
> y...you...too
> blackout
I submit to my new asian superior
I'd do what my ancestors did
Get beat the fuck up cause I'm not a pro MMA fighter
is he really? lmao whats his name. Baby face
Isn't he fighting today?
>this guy says "dis uh my now"
>handgun
You mean your katana?
...
I start laughing and continue to do so as he walks away with tears in his eyes.