day three of no clap. how to show a lady of the night that i appreciate his performance?
Day three of no clap. how to show a lady of the night that i appreciate his performance?
just pantomime clap but don't actually let your hands touch
>protip: don't look at your hands when you do or it becomes very obvious
>be on no clap
>be american
>plane lands
what do?
Fantastic progress! I clap for you OP!
Ah shit
OP!!! YOUR GETTING TROLLED!!! ITS NO FAP NOT NO CLAP!!!!
Monitoring this thread
kekd
had a sensible chuckle, OP, thank you
>trying this hard
what is sarcasm:
the post
I have a really hard time not clapping. How do you do it?
Earlier I slapped a ho a couple of times just to enjoy the sound.
Wasn't really the same though since my hands didn't connect.
>how to show a lady of the night that i appreciate his performance?
>lady of the night
>his performance
wat
>do no clap in america
>end up in jail
Am I breaking noclap if I just rub my palms together? It's not making any sound.
>on no clap
>be american
>movie ends
>shoot up theatre
You just need to be innovative
no
that would be edging, not clapping
this thread
kek
>how to show a lady of the night that i appreciate his performance
>his performance
>be me, skinny fuck
>live in my mom's basement
>obviously a neet
>go to the theatre to clap at least three times a day
>started with the classics, but now I can only clap when watching postmodern productions
>give noclap a try
>very hard at first, but I have nothing to lose
>because I don't clap, going to the theatre is pointless
>with all that free time on my hand, decide to get my shit together
>start going to a gym, and start bulking because I finally have time to eat
>get a job and start going to bars with my colleagues
>one night hit it of with a qt
>take her home, give her the d raw
>catch the clap from the whore
Wat do?
ditch her, don't let a woman ruin no clap for you
But I already caught the clap and right now I can't afford going to a doctor.
fucking lost
lul
congrats you almost got all of the jokes :)
>with all that free time on my hand
heh
LOL
L O L
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>on my third week of no clap
>absolutely no desire to clap
>can't even get my hands close to each other
wtf guys you said this would work did I fuck myself?