>Eat an animal product with nice saturated fats >Body detects a successful hunt >Body detects that you're a WINNER who just WON some RESOURCES >Body detects that you now have RESOURCES to give WOMEN >Body generously spends the abundant ENERGY it has on SEXUAL DRIVE in order to chase WOMEN and REPRODUCE
>eat soyboy vegan pasta meal >body assumes you found a snack while foraging, is waiting for the big meal at the end of the day >it doesn't happen, body is confused >body realises it is possessed by a BETA who cannot win RESOURCES and who's little peepee has to dry up to SAVE ENERGY
>Body generously spends the abundant ENERGY it has on SEXUAL DRIVE in order to chase WOMEN and REPRODUCE >Instead you supply BODY with PORN >some people still don't understand WHY fapping is WRONG
Christian Brooks
Vigans BTFO
Connor Ortiz
>mmm yes so many resources. saturated fat makes me a high test hunter *burp*
Oliver Roberts
>this is what fleshniggers actually believe >not being OMAD vegan master race
Asher Nelson
>lol, all he ate was flesh
Jordan Richardson
Phytoestrogens and Disease: tinyurl com/hfxu23q Phytoestrogens and Heart Disease: tinyurl com/zg2nh7a Phytoestrogen and Kidney Disease: tinyurl com/jtwyanb High soy can result in 59% less breast cancer study: tinyurl com/j8ywsra Soy yields 13% lower LDL/Bad Cholesterol Study: tinyurl com/hhf4weq Soy and Men Hormones Study: tinyurl com/hsu4wqk Meta-analysis on men, soy and phytoestrogen extracts: tinyurl com/ja5s9k2 Phytoestrogen content of various foods: tinyurl com/z3kpvsw n=220 2 years soy study: tinyurl com/z4tbb7d Meta-analysis on 47 studies no estrogen change: tinyurl com/hsm6ctb Soy being fine for men: tinyurl com/zwddamh
Think of it this way: An estrogen molecule is like a jumbo jet that attaches to the Jetway of an airport. It discharges passengers into the terminal, which is suddenly a busy, noisy place. Phytoestrogens, being weak estrogens, are like small, private planes with few passengers and no cargo, yet they still occupy the Jetway after landing. When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot. Plant estrogens do not eliminate all of estrogen's effects, but they do minimize them, apparently reducing breast cancer risk and menstrual symptoms Soy isoflavones activate your body's estrogen receptors, proteins that detect the presence of estrogen and carry out effects such as changes in gene expression. However, isoflavones do so more weakly than your body's natural estrogen. If estrogen is absent, isoflavones weakly activate the estrogen receptor, mitigating the effect of low estrogen. If estrogen is abundant, isoflavones interfere with the activity of natural estrogen, limiting the effect of high estrogen levels. Since the structure of isoflavones is similar to estrogen, isoflavones may decrease your body's production of estrogen and increase the rate of estrogen degradation due to feedback mechanisms that control estrogen levels...
Charles Howard
Top fucking kek breh!
Joshua Rogers
post body
Easton Foster
Fapping is fine as long as you don't look at porn, brainlet.
Asher Nelson
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Camden Sullivan
>Roiding for this
Brandon Reyes
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James Parker
>no timestamp Hey bro, I'm bigger than you, pic related, thus you're a retard
Zachary Edwards
TFW you will never hunt for survival with your tribe
Ian Green
>>Eat a NON animal product with nice saturated fats and protein just like an animal product would have, such as avocado and tvp >>Body is tricked into detecting a successful hunt >>Body detects that you're a WINNER who just WON some RESOURCES >>Body detects that you now have RESOURCES to give WOMEN >>Body generously spends the abundant ENERGY it has on SEXUAL DRIVE in order to chase WOMEN and REPRODUCE >>Body is CONFUSED though because you only ate plants >>Body uses MUSCLE CONFUSION to make you DOUBLE GAINS >>You spend ENERGY not only on PUSSY but on GETTING SWOLE as well Everyone knows that's how the body works.
John Flores
oofff ughh YUMMY MEAT AND SATURATED FAT ME HUNTER ME WINNER Gbb WOMENS
Noah Powell
me eat lots of meat me have lots of resources me now have all the womens
Jackson White
>B-but I ate all this meat and diary! >I was supposed to have increase sexual drive. >All the women were supposed to want me and reproduce with me. >M-maybe I should have ate those vegetables instead...
William Sullivan
*struggles to lift plate* SO MUCH MEAT *gasses out* huffhuff pantpant SO MUCH TEST *clogs artery* mMMmmmm all the resources are mine now *dies from heart disease*
Aaron Diaz
*dies of a heart attack at age 50* What a winner!
Kayden Martin
>soyboys will still be alive in 100 years
Oh god
Aaron Ortiz
>retard makes an incredibly obvious bait thread no ones gonna fall for this >retarded vegans can't help but get baited why do vegans encourage the stereotype that they're mentally deficient?
Jonathan Nelson
Because they are
Leo Russell
why are these creatures not just put down?
Nathan Johnson
But looking at dicks is fun
Jeremiah Moore
What's the word for this bullshit le animalistic primitive garbage poltard espouse?
Jace Butler
OMEOD vegan you kutta
Carter Sullivan
kek this thread devolved into heart disease and it's hilariously true
Carter Sanchez
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Oliver Price
Had a good chuckle OP
I was kind of wondering why your body decides to save carbohydrates more and use Protein. Glad you cleared that up.
Cameron Ward
>...b-but a-non... it was bait.
OP, nobody is more retarded than you.
Henry Jenkins
>meatcucks are coping this hard Sure thing, buddy. Mighty supermarket-hunter. "Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for "bad hunter" and all that. Bacon. BACON. Whatever makes the inevitable ED and possibly cancer feel better, buddy. You do you. And I'll do your gf :^)
Daniel Turner
This is the funniest shit I've ever read on Veeky Forums lol
Hunter Martinez
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Nicholas Phillips
It's like looking at a dying animal in a documentary, man.
Adrian Nelson
>being this mad because someone doesn't eat soy
Yeah it's the gay years alright
Joshua Baker
You SHOULD look at porn several times a day because the arousal creates testosterone, dummy.
Brody Thomas
Why the fuck are you making a thread about this? It's veganfags what are insecure and constantly pushing their bullshit to others. Stop being a pussy like them.
Matthew Hernandez
Honestly, this.
Cameron Taylor
Stop with this meme. An activated receptor is an activated receptor. Soy estrogen is equal to estrogen