>get $150 amazon giftcard >see SoyLent amazon ad on instagram >do some homework and find out SoyLent is actually incredible for weight loss
I’ve attempted everything Veeky Forums. I concluded I have extremely weak willpower and find it almost impossible to diet. If I buy a month’s supply of SoyLent and remove all other food and means to get it, what will happen? Will I grow tits? Will my dick shrink? Help
Well, you probably got nothing to lose, and soyboy meme is way too strong.
Wyatt Lewis
Take HUEL or make your own shakes you fucking FAGGOT.
Xavier Johnson
Yeah I can only get fatter with the path I’m on
Henry Flores
What the fuck is soylent anyway and why did it become a thing?
Levi Green
This. I think HUEL is actually cheaper in addition to having slightly better ingredients.
Jaxon Evans
Drink that replaces meals
Juan Watson
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Xavier Brooks
Soylent is chinese mystery powder. The factories are full of rats and mold. People who try it as diet get stomach issues and migraines. Banned in Canada over not being nutritional enough to actually replace a meal.
Don't be a faggot user. Just fucking cut.
Elijah Clark
Soy based meal replacement It's shit for you
Oliver Butler
Haven't those existed for decades? Why is it a big deal now that it's soy... >vegans Nevermind
Joseph Morgan
>Extremely weak willpower >Too weak to eat less than his daily allocation >Thinks he can stop eating all together with magic soy drink Top kek
Jackson Hernandez
I'm tempted to try it, just because it's intriguing. And $64/week's supply isn't bad either.
Easton Moore
This is what I’m worried about. Any tips when I’m in This situation?
Brandon Myers
>64$/week's supply isn't bad either You got me.
Thomas Harris
>$64/week's supply isn't bad either. what the fuck?
Carson Hall
You're just going to get fat again. You can't drink that shit forever.
Nathaniel Morgan
No tips. I tried it. It's exactly like quitting eating. You still feel hungry. Never made it to day 2
William Wood
It won't work. You're addicted to the act of eating. To the act of shoving food down your throat.
Alexander Morgan
"attempted everything"
"have weak willpower to diet"
Sooooo...you are saying you havent actualy held to a consistent diet...sooo didnt try everything at all.
wont make it.
Josiah Rivera
Would being a soyboy decrease facial hair at all? Just got home from a basic training camp and I had to shave quite a few times. Even had to got through a shark attack and since some other guys there still had some facial hair and non military style hair.
Henry Miller
>my old roommate was a health science major >good ol’ boy from South Carolina >very intelligent guy >studying for the MCAT (he already passed, but he wanted to get into IV League schools or something) >drank tons of soylent because he would forget to eat sometimes and he needed extra calories >I talked to him about soy creating estrogen (waaay before this meme got started) >said that was bullshit. He researched it before he started drinking it >tried a bit of the basic flavorless soylent >tasted like copper mush, pretty gross
If you’re gonna live off soylent, get the flavored stuff. It’s more expensive, but I would say it’s worth it
Isaiah Lopez
>Extremely weak willpower change diet to low carb then after a month get into fasting willpower increased also meditate
Isaac Wood
This pic had me creasing
Asher Perez
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Zachary Lee
It's like SlimFast
Jack Russell
>I've tried everything Have you tried being happy with life so you don't have to compensate with shit food?
Angel Kelly
This user gets it. Meal replacements in general are either: 1. nutritionally lacking 2. expensive 3. all of the above
Brayden Morris
Phytoestrogens and Disease: tinyurl com/hfxu23q Phytoestrogens and Heart Disease: tinyurl com/zg2nh7a Phytoestrogen and Kidney Disease: tinyurl com/jtwyanb High soy can result in 59% less breast cancer study: tinyurl com/j8ywsra Soy yields 13% lower LDL/Bad Cholesterol Study: tinyurl com/hhf4weq Soy and Men Hormones Study: tinyurl com/hsu4wqk Meta-analysis on men, soy and phytoestrogen extracts: tinyurl com/ja5s9k2 Phytoestrogen content of various foods: tinyurl com/z3kpvsw n=220 2 years soy study: tinyurl com/z4tbb7d Meta-analysis on 47 studies no estrogen change: tinyurl com/hsm6ctb Soy being fine for men: tinyurl com/zwddamh
Think of it this way: An estrogen molecule is like a jumbo jet that attaches to the Jetway of an airport. It discharges passengers into the terminal, which is suddenly a busy, noisy place. Phytoestrogens, being weak estrogens, are like small, private planes with few passengers and no cargo, yet they still occupy the Jetway after landing. When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot. Plant estrogens do not eliminate all of estrogen's effects, but they do minimize them, apparently reducing breast cancer risk and menstrual symptoms Soy isoflavones activate your body's estrogen receptors, proteins that detect the presence of estrogen and carry out effects such as changes in gene expression. However, isoflavones do so more weakly than your body's natural estrogen. If estrogen is absent, isoflavones weakly activate the estrogen receptor, mitigating the effect of low estrogen. If estrogen is abundant, isoflavones interfere with the activity of natural estrogen, limiting the effect of high estrogen levels. Since the structure of isoflavones is similar to estrogen, isoflavones may decrease your body's production of estrogen and increase the rate of estrogen degradation due to feedback mechanisms that control estrogen levels
Leo Hernandez
>I talked to him about soy creating estrogen
You're retarded. Soy CONTAINS phytoestrogens, it doesn't CREATE estrogen. You know what contains straight up, pure, estrogen? Milk.
Eli Peterson
You know what I meant faggot
Adam Ortiz
Anyone remember when 'soy lattes' came outta nowhere into the collective consciousness through print media and talmud vision?
Its like they plan this shit long term m8z
Ryan King
Soylent doesn't have any soy, but it isn't good for you. You should just kill yourself, honestly.
Liam Baker
It does have soy though
Colton Carter
Really chuffed that Veeky Forums finally cares about phytoestrogens. I was warning you all about them back in 2015 and none of you believed me. Glad you've seen the light, you're all gonna make it.
Not you though OP Christ man, just fast or something.
Nicholas Walker
>If I buy a month’s supply of SoyLent and remove all other food and means to get it, what will happen? If you have the willpower to eat nothing but soylent for a month why not just have the willpower to eat grilled chicken ceaser salad (LIGHT on the dressing, no bacon you fat fuck) for a month? Buddy of mine did that + protein shakes and got slim as hell really quick
Ethan White
Try Huel instead.. No soy in it. Tastes like oatmeal. Been using it as a meal replacement for a few months now- pretty tasty with a shot of pure mapple sugar in it.
Use the giftcard for a used/certified vitamix. Buy produce, even cheap shit like frozen spinach, frozen berries, bananas, apples, carrots, cabbage, and make smoothies. you can even put oats in it you stupid dickhead.
Lincoln White
>claims to have tried everything >can't stick to a diet >/fast/ is the easiest diet >stop eating you fat disgusting waste of space
Landon Scott
Wtf yes it is bad. You can make three delicious, home cooked cutting meals if you buy raw ingredients and cook for yourself for well under $3 a meal.
Colton King
Almased
Michael Reyes
>attempted everything except eating less and working out
Ian Bennett
What I know is that you're too retarded to do any research and instead let Veeky Forums do your thinking for you.
Austin Williams
If you have no willpower you will probably drink too many bottles. Eat less fatty
Michael Sanchez
An ec stack only costs about 25$ and it works
Matthew Perez
>And $64/week's supply isn't bad either. maybe compared to going out and eating. why dont you learn a proper skill and start cooking? i started with eggs and can now cook just about anything without failing, it will only take you like a year to get really good at cooking. i cook chicken rice onion and diced tomato for less than $10 and it can have literally lived nothing but it for more than 4 days.
Bentley Williams
soy memes aside meal replacement shakes are a dumb way to lose weight
Jackson Sullivan
This is the only thing in this thread that will actually help OP. Techniques are useless to the weak willed because they lack resolve. Ephedrine and caffeine will actually help OPs fickle mind eat less. Nicotine gum helps too if OP is really that hopeless.
Carter Rivera
>Thinking of become an actual soyboy >I have extremely weak willpower You're already half way there, might as well give in user
Carson Butler
>I’ve attempted everything Veeky Forums No you haven't. If you did you'd be fine by now. If your willpower is shit then there's no point doing this soylent bullshit because you'll just fail at that too.
Tyler Garcia
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Sebastian Roberts
I wouldnt use it for cutting, I use a shake from a european brand similar to soylent, with way better macros.
Makes it extremely easy to hit your calories and macros with minimal prep, I eat a shake for breakfast and lunch, a normal dinner and an extra smaller meal. It's made my lean bulk incredibly easy to follow.
Adrian Ortiz
dubs > singles sorry soyboy-poster
Juan Foster
try it become the SOY CASE STUDY seriously do it and put all these posts to shame it'll be fun. get your bloodwork done, then do a month of soylent and do it again
Bentley Reyes
>I’ve attempted everything
James Hill
holy shit this Do it for us OP
Lucas Long
sure thing bro! upboated!
Gavin Jones
Holy shit, it's like the shit in the movies that turns you evil over time.