Is Lembas bread good for cutting?

no because a small amount is extremely filling. and you have to run across grassy plains and barren mountsides for days on end to burn off the calories.

we got a retard over here guys
where do you even live?

It's made of goblin semen

How to achieve Beorn mode?

Only bears can tell you, thats why he learnt to speak to them

Milk and salty coins

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Hobbits said it tastes like shit tho

Elf pussies are shit

>not wanting to achieve Tulkas mode

The virgin Melkor vs the chad Tulkas

I hope this thread takes off instead of the usual garbage on this board. Bumping

meant elven BRAPPFFS

meh, why not

“I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size. I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; … I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humor (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome).”

Kek