Humor thread reached bump limit, let's run it back bois
Humor thread reached bump limit, let's run it back bois
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>they didn't like me before
That's the hurtful part
but he wasn't likable before
There’s nothing funny about this user
Some real humor. But damn, what is really worth laughing at is OP's ORM.
after losing 90lbs, that's me
kek
Fuck
please don't post that again
what
What the fuck
Want some humor? Your 1 rep max when you first started lifting? Want to know whats not funny? Your 1 rep max now, keep up the good work, friend :^)
underrated
Autism
>source: i work with children with special needs
Ha
Human breast milk is pretty good actually. I've been drinking breast milk periodically as well as raw honey and a few cloves of garlic throughout a week.
I haven't been sick in nearly 2 years.
i was gone for a year...
i'm sorry alfred, i failed you
>9gag
>Doesn't like cauliflower
He deserved it tbqh
Yea but No one likes you at all. You're a worthless pos that should an hero.
Shut up stupid
No you don't. Nobody is stupid enough to trust you with children you retard. You have the IQ of a slug
have sex
I do faggot virgin
3xs a day. You fucking ugly autist.
I didn't tell my boss I post my butt pics to chinese pedo forum. They don't know.
keep going daddy i get off on being degraded
that's not a rebuttal
h-how..?
God I hope that doesn't become me.
Now that was fucking good
>paying for it
>not holding her down and suckin the titties dry while she squeals and whines about it
loose skin after losing weight, they get the excess cut off but it's stretched too far down so nipple displacement
GIVE HIM THE STRAP BROTHER HES READY
Confusing the protien into the anabolic range.
This is hilarious
Should he have his nipples removed, or add four more and go full dog-mode?
back after many months, what'd I miss?
this
fuck dude why
maybe they had a different take on the phrase "nip/tuck"
Can't even imagine what I would do if my kmart closed
Breasts aren't genitals though
Pubes are secondary sexual characteristic, like breasts.
damn onionbrah looking good
This is me, i got really fit and changed my lifestyle to what people would consider "cool". it was worse than before so i went back to how i used to be. staying in, video games, ect.. at least i have a qt3.14 gf now
Cauliflower is godlike
you don´t become likable by working out and shaving if your personality still is shit
>changed my lifestyle to what people would consider "cool".
please elaborate. also, are you scared that the gf will leave you now that you returned to base autism levels?
This is a v misleading image. The majority of people would be far more content by the time the second pic rolled around (following the natural meaning of the cartoon)
Im fucking ded
Wooo hanging out in coffee shops with random people is the peak of existence. No, you go hard in the paint or something while acknowledging that you may still fail
He became fit, he'll never downgrade and become you, he has learned his lesson.
desu he is chad now, he won't have any problems despite his nip displacement
This makes me fucking pissed for some reason.
Working out is literally proven to change your mood. So yes, it can make people like you more.
blow your load at walmart instead?
I was fit for a long time before i started to become attractive to girls. The reason for this is because people can sense confidence in others. It is very hard to fake confidence, and i have done a lot of that. What put me over the edge and has now made it very easy for me to get the girls i want is that i don't have to fake my confidence. A few years ago i was attractive but socially retarded. to fix this i surrounded myself with "popular" people. i learned a lot about social queues and how to speak in a way that eludes confidence in a positive way. the "cool" things i did would be drinking, dressing nice, going to parties, ect... you cant really do those things unless you have got the look. get the look first then go after the social stuff if thats what you want
thanks m8
>that fuckin third zoom
See ya sides
Ahhhh!
W-what app is that?
Grindr
>lets go to vegas
>lets go on a road trip
>lets go on a cruise
>mfw I just want to stay home playing video games
I should travel more, I just find the world to be boring. I read to many fantasy books as a kid
Shit.
Quit Veeky Forums and migrated to /pol/, /tv/ and /gif/ for the last 7 months. Gained weight and look like shit again.
Save me bros.
He forgot to say no homo