A little haiku

t-thanks

Drink too much, sickness.
Day "ruined," but would I even
do elsewise? My life.

if you ever come up North go to American Iron Barbell Club in Newport News

go on Veeky Forums and see
"hey guys how do i get abs"
360, walk away

haiku are retarded anyway if they werent a meme nobody would care about them

t. 1st grade dropout

Veeky Forums has felt a lot
like reading reddit lately
time to leave this place

Im more intelligent than you but bark at my leg all you want kiddo

YOU'RE WAY OFF BASELINE

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>tfw you feel lonely
Never had this feeling. Is it time for a gf finally come?

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ok see you there buddy :)

>>>>>

Just reached 1/2/3/4 today and haven't gotten laid in close to a year. well make user, one day

>soul hurts to the core
>lifting cant fill the void anymore
>only pain and horror

>more weight on the bar
>yet am still the same retard
>changing is too hard

>shitposting on /v/
>bought sleeves from SBD
>real pain not from knee

>pain is all I know
>why does this god hate me so ?
>want to fly like crow

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>like drop against stone
>immovable object like home
>leaves me back exhausted

it doesn't even have to have 17 syllables, this is just a mistake everyone repeats. if you are a japanese poet it is about conveying images with few words and making the image as strong as possible. if that is your intent you can write a haiku with more or less syllables.

thud!
heads turn
butt plug in the squat rack

So here I stand, Right?
Cuddling with a rice sock
Drunk. Looking at guns.

Fuck water: a haiku

I am a goldfish
I will escape from my bowl
If i die, i die

Feels of worthlessness
Deleted video games
Don't know what to do

Unfulfilling life
Consciousness was a mistake
No goal to strive for

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Sandbridge Represent

>Still in grade school
>alright kiddies, write a poem as homework ;))
>every faggot writes a haiku
>a haiku is just 5, 7, 5 right?
>my elegant form and cadence makes my teacher orgasm
>she convulses on the floor, whimpering
>Everyone gets As anyway though because poetry is "subjective"
Fuck you and fuck haikus

dark
the west is falling
there is no hope

Pick up a hobby. We have plenty of hobby/interest boards right here on this website that you can check out and getting into a hobby would be a good way for you to have something to look forward to. Plus a lot of hobbies have a social aspect while also being possible to enjoy on your own. Check out Veeky Forums, /out/, /k/, /diy/, Veeky Forums, /an/, and stop going to /r9k/ if you go there.

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This is beautiful

>360
>walk away
breh...

the moon is silent you autist

"Have I made it, bros?"
Routine improvement each week
Is the true end goal

i need weed in me
stranded amidst misery
dreaming of past joys

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It's a meme you dip. I hope this is bait, this board is starting making me sad.

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I walk past the gym
So many, working so hard
I don't belong there

almost fucked one time
soyboy faggot took control
never again nig

drink up that brotein
homosexuality
is how to get big

I have a great life
Yet, feel like a piece of shit
Feeling will pass, sucks now

Have a nice girlfriend
She is a real gains-goblin
To Lift or to love?

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Most of these aren't haiku

I lift heavy weight
The plates are very few though
Lanklet life is pain

Just spat out my fucking drink, user

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Summer already?

Scrabbling sounds. A head.
He falls back into the pit.
Sigh. When will they learn?

Inhale. Exhale. Zen.
"How many sets you got left?"
Concentration gone.

*sniff*
Very pungent my dear
Is that eggs?

Kek.

There once was a man at a gym
He was only trying to get slim
He let out a brap
All eyes were on him
Only to learn, it was actually a crap

trips pottery

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