>He uses the manlet urinal
He uses the manlet urinal
Thomas Hill
Christopher Young
There's nothing wrong with being 5 feet
Robert Mitchell
tfw I use the stall because I'm a grower not a shower
Connor Gutierrez
I'm a grower too but it's the confidence not the circumference
Christian Russell
to be clear, I have no problems with confidence in bed or around women, in general. I just don't want to have to knock some asshole's teeth out for making a juvenile comment while he's checking out my cock in the restroom
Gavin Thompson
>Believing someone would do that
Nolan Russell
Why is there a shitstain beneath one urinal?
Jordan Fisher
Real talk
>be me
>have to help 6 customers back to back in shit retail job
>haven't gone to bathroom all day and am going to burst
>willimakeit.png
>bust into bathroom
>coworker friend is washing his hands
>run to closest urinal, way the fuck in the air, my 5'10" manlet body barely is high enough
>unzip, cock basically falls put
>loud thud ding slap of my balls hitting porcelain
>coworker shocked, thinks my dick is huge
tl;dr friends at work think I have a huge cock, am really just short and used a tall boy urinal
Elijah Stewart
Because someone did a poopie
Lincoln Martinez
Lmao
John Price
it's less about someone saying something like that in real time, but rather gossiping behind my back, at work, etc., and finding out later
Cameron Martin
Most used urinal so all the piss that misses collects
Isaac Collins
Hmm really makes me think...
Kevin Bailey
uh guys... I thought that was for squatting into
Xavier Flores
get ur dick semi hard before pissing, that way you can always flex
Juan Nguyen
>He doesn't use the long dick urinal
Gavin Anderson
Where da fuck does this happen at? In all my 32 years on earth, no Juan has ever commented on my cawk while pissing next to me.
Jaxson Harris
>He uses the urinal
Angel Scott
manlets look out
Jeremiah Powell
alpha
Michael Morales
based chad
Angel Rodriguez
Guys thats the big dick urinal.
Gavin Robinson
cope
Benjamin Gray
Who the fuck gossips about the size of another dudes flaccid dick? Are you still in highschool?
Justin Hernandez
Elijah Wood
>2018
>he doesn't squat to use the manlet toilet
>not getting extra leg gains
>ishygddt
Jose Collins
hurr children and midgets don't exist
Xavier Adams
>tfw shy bladder/pauresis
put me out of my misery
Jace Edwards
>he doesn't use the chad trough
Lucas Jenkins
>he doesn't use the long dick urinal
it's like you want to use the high urinal because it's all your penis can reach
Colton Hernandez
>6'3
I like to use the kiddie urinal especially if a manlet is using the one next to it
>feet 3 feet apart so am low enough to be at manlet height
I'm kind of a dick
Charles Sullivan
>jim beam in a can
Jayden Turner
>he doesnt use the tall urinals from 5 ft away.
pressurelet detected
Aaron Evans
>he doesn't go into the women's and release his urinal torrent, blasting a hole through the wall and landing perfectly in the urinal at the end of the men's room
I bet no one mires your piss streams
Brayden Ramirez
>when manlets use the mens
urnals
>when manlets and women use the mens waterfountain
Kayden Morris
I need to use the stall because I need toilet paper to stop my dick from dripping 13 time into my underwear.
Ryder Reed
>So your old and incontinent
GTFO
Cameron Cruz
just squeeze it stupid
Jack Ross
>5'10"
Uh huh so 5'4"
James Green
the corner urinal gets used way more than the others
the piss splashes/drips collect beneath the base
the acidity and other chemicals erode and color the floor
Thomas Robinson
>Manlets have to point their dicks up to hit the manlet urinal
>Ricochet splash
>Le yellow
Hudson Wood
>phimosis speaks
Grayson Reyes
>he doesn't pee in the sink
Gabriel Walker
>using the stall
NEVER going to make it :^(