Making it with crypto gains

>making it with crypto gains
>suddenly "friends" want to hang out
well well well... looks like the tables have turned. It's so satisfying to snub them.
>"hey bro whats up?!? got free time this week?"
>yea
>"cool let's hang out bro it's been a long time!
>nah don't feel like it
Then they stay quiet, until next week when they try this shit again. I especially like when they are not outright saying they want to hang out but hinting at it.
>"broo did you hear about this movie?"
>no
>"dude it's pretty nice"
>sure
Heh, nice try.
Fuck it feels good to be smug. You haven't talked to me in almost a year and now you want my attention. Well, you'll get it. But on my terms.

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>making your crypto gains public

>telling other people your power level

You dun goofed nibba

This

Good job user. You deserve it

nice roleplay

How miserable and emotionally stunted can someone be to get off on this. Either you are just too young and immature or you seriously need to grow up.

he's edgy, don't you get it? crypto is the only friend one needs.

no one cares about ur 0.1 bitcoin u larping fag

Been there, done that. Made significantly more than your shitty gains. Isolated myself. "I don't care, I'm fucking rich" fast forward to now, no friends but travel and fuck escorts. Livingthedream.jpg

Well done, you really showed them.

At some point it doesn't make sense to hide it anymore. I never fully detailed my gains but gave huge hints of how much I make. I only really tell about my gains to close family and strategically revealed it to a select few friends. Now it's a matter of time until my whole circle knows it, just like a planned.

nice dubs

What's wrong? revenge tastes sweet. I never had a perfect life and people wronged me. Justice is served cold.

I'm in the 6 figs

I remember when I was a vengeful faggot like this.

Then I grew up.

>telling anyone about your gains on crypto
>at all

>
>
>I'm in the 6 figs

6 figs is making it?

>Well, you'll get it. But on my terms.

Congrats on this. Seriously.

>friends try calling me everyday
>havent left the house or spoken to anyone in 3 months

lol cant believe people actually thought I cared about them

>look at me I'm such a grown up guys

I did have not "made it" yet but yes 6 figures is starting to make it. When you make in one 30 second trade more than your friend makes in almost a year then you surely are making it.

Thanks bros. Keep on trading and soon you'll have a taste of what cucking normies is like.

>"Hey bro it's been a long time!"

You do realize that word spreads and some people dont have small mouth as you might think.

Envy can make people do crazy things, like rob you. If you think thats worth the little recognition you get then keep flexing, its ur life

6 figs is absolutely making it in the normie world. Literally everybody IRL would be impressed if you could tell them that you made over $100,000 through some digital coins. Hell, my normie friends were dumbfounded when I told them I made 5 figs off a $400 investment after just a few months.

>Hell, my normie friends were dumbfounded when I told them I made 5 figs off a $400 investment after just a few months
This. I think some of you guys need to take a step back and realize 5 figures is a massive amount of money. A years salary for 90%.

Thread reminds me of back in the mid/late 2000s when poker was booming and people thought they were really making it getting 80k+ a year. Hate to tell you guys but you ain't shit

Most people will not realize how sad this thread actually is. That's because you're stupid.

I like you. You smuggie meanie fuckface.

They are all pussies. I'd never even mention it if I knew one of them was capable of actually coming up with a plan and executing it well enough to steal my digital funny bux.

>had a "friend" from long ago that I hadn't seen or talked to in a long while
>contacts me saying he's got an emergency, and needs cash quick
>sure ok, I know exactly where this is going
>give him small amount of cash, literally pocket change for me
>he thanks me and tells me he'll pay me back asap
>that was some two years ago

Still kinda salty about it since I considered him a friend, but now I know. Small price to pay, would've been a lot worse if he'd initiated a business partnership or such.

>6 figs is absolutely making it in the normie world. Literally everybody IRL would be impressed if you could tell them that you made over $100,000 through some digital coins. Hell, my normie friends were dumbfounded when I told them I made 5 figs off a $400 investment after just a few months.
I told my dad I had made 35k in a day. He hasn't talked to me since.

how much was it? does he ignore you when you contact him?

Chase him on it. It's your money. It's his fault you have to ask him for it.

>tfw was too young to get in on the poker boom
>all those mega whales with no brain spewing their money onto the tables

I'm so jealous of the guys who were old enough to play in 2003

Barely $50. It's not even worth my time to chase it up. No idea what he's doing these days, and I really don't care.

Yes. Keep telling me this, like I give a fuck. Here's another something for you soyboys.
I sometimes go through my friends' insta/facebook profiles to laugh at how pathetic they are. They always post cringy motivational quotes, how they are all about "achieving goals" and shit. I love when they are talking about their jobs and how they love "working hard" (fucking KEK) uploading selfies from work, and I just imagine how misarble they really are having to wake up early every day and wagecuck like little rats that have no choice but to spin the wheel forever. I always get a kick from doing that.

>"Contacts me saying he's got an emergency"
>Needs 50$
What happened did he run out of toilet paper or something?

well, then they weren't real friends, if they treated you poorly. still, never burn bridges if you can help it. if i don't want to hang out, i just say, 'thanks man, i've got plans, so i'll have to take a raincheck'...then i go out like every 3rd time they ask just to be a bro.
maybe go to a crypto meetup in your city to meet like-minded people.

>I told my dad I had made 35k in a day. He hasn't talked to me since
But how much did you lose?

No, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking about you. There's a difference.

Yeah it was pretty nuts I hear. I was a fish until 2008. After uigea it got much worse. It was hilarious watching kids through away their future prospects to get 60k a year spending their lives in their room. Especially the backed Matt guys.

Don't even know, lol. Maybe he was short on rent money that week and his credit card was already maxed out (if he had one)? Who knows. Should've just sold random shit in his house instead of borrowing it, but that's just his character showing.

Op your posts scream insecurity and sadness.
You could have had a nice time with a friend.
Smart people dont show off. Happy people dont need other peoples opinions, they only need themselves to be reasured.

You've really made it.

I'm not trying to burn bridges, but I am neglecting them. I don't care about them anymore, and I won't mind interacting with them but from now on I have no hard feelings. I literally don't care. I'll do things my way. If they want to stick around, sure. I don't hate them, but I just don't care about them either. It's either I pull their strings to my amusement or they are out of my life, no in between.

>damn i need an 8th of weed. oh shit lemme hit up user real quick
kek

Bach to reddit

>He hasn't talked to me since.
Why? Envy?

>Thread reminds me of back in the mid/late 2000s when poker was booming and people thought they were really making it getting 80k+ a year.
That was fun, glad I cashed out before the government seized all US funds on pokerstars.

From every video and picture I've seen, it was free money as long as you actually had a brain and some poker training.

youtube.com/watch?v=pyHGcev_Ny4

Sadly by the time I was able to play, black friday was right around the corner.

>I told my dad I had made 35k in a day. He hasn't talked to me since.
That's fucked up. My parents are happy for me, they also know that just like they took care of me for a long time I'll take care of them when they're older.

You're talking out of your ass like you know me or my friends.
>You could have had a nice time with a friend.
No. I know exactly what they want and how it'll go. For the past couple of years, there was not ONE occasion where I fully enjoyed hanging out with my friends. They are all either degenerates wasting their life on booze and drugs or obnoxious narcissistic losers.
>Smart people dont show off. Happy people dont need other peoples opinions, they only need themselves to be reasured.
You are basically a child, kek.

>brags about gains in a currency easy to steal in complete impunity
>acts like an asshole
There's no way this could possibly go wrong

Based. Love seeing losers make it and blow the fuck out of poser "friends" that pop up.

Maybe he's cashed out a sizable amount.

I think his sense of importance comes from money. If I have a good deal more than him he feels uncomfortable.

Does 6 figures really count as making it in the US? I've made 6 figures in dollar equivalent and haven't thought about cashing anything out. At this rate I'm already contemplating moving my target from 1m to 2.5m. I want to have a small passive income for life via fidelity etc funds. 4% on 1m is just about comfy after tax in my country

>They are all pussies. I'd never even mention it if I knew one of them was capable of actually coming up with a plan and executing it well enough to steal my digital funny bux.

Careful bro, the problem isn't the people who know, it's who they might tell. You never know if the people you tell might blab to drug addicted losers, or anyone who is desperate enough who could try to pull some kind of shit - either robbing you or even worse - kidnapping someone you really care about for ransom.

Checked and heil'd

>I sometimes go through my friends' insta/facebook profiles to laugh at how pathetic they are. They always post cringy motivational quotes, how they are all about "achieving goals" and shit.

I feel really sorry for these people. One 37 YEAR OLD MAN on faggotbook I know has been trying to make it as a singer after he lost one of the many BS 6 figure jobs that evaporated after the house price collapse 10 years ago, and his FB is full of motivational quotes about life and music and all that shit. He could have saved his cash during those good times but instead he bought a porsche and partied for years, living it up like a big shot posting pictures on FB, now he looks like a total fucking clown, I wish I could slap him out of it.

Don't get caught up in schadenfreude, not good for the soul. Good luck with your cryptoshekels.

Depends on where you live. If you live in like San Francisco or something then fuck no, you can easily blow through a couple hundred grand just living there for a couple years. But where I live in the middle of nowhere Arizona, I have little to no tax and everything is super cheap, so I could easily live for decades off of a couple hundred grand.

>revenge tastes sweet. I never had a perfect life and people wronged me. Justice is served cold.

I like your attitude, OP. And I aim to be in your position right now. Still in the 4 figs but I believe in myself and won't stop until I hit my goals.

>I sometimes go through my friends' insta/facebook profiles to laugh at how pathetic they are. They always post cringy motivational quotes, how they are all about "achieving goals" and shit.
Fuck, are you me? I literally do that every night before going to sleep, scrolling through instagram and imagining my friends have to wake up at 4 AM only to suffer in the traffic for hours and wagecucking until 8 PM. Literally rat race.

That's what motivates me to make it in crypto. I don't want to live my friends' life.

good work OP, which shitcoins helped you make it?

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind my man.

Keep on trading and you'll make it. I started with $400 just to give you perspective.

Anything that pumps. I bought almost every shitcoin on Bittrex at some point. It's just a matter of riding the waves.

I'm glad you at least can do that user, I've been in that place in my mind where I just wanted to show it to all those people up.

On the other hand, lately I've had a great circle of friends who are all weebs just like me and are really nice people. I don't think it would be smart to just dissolve all my wealth into them if I ever do make it, but I don't wanna flex on them either. Like I would want nothing more than to live in a comfy flat and drive pic related but I don't wanna make them feel bad, not mention all the family that would (rightfully) want a piece of the action.

Trading is not for me, user. I've tried it and sucked at it. My strategy is more like finding undervalued coins with potential and hold them until the hype fades.

You can say no to people, I told a buddy he wouldn't pay me back. I didn't give him money lol.

I didn't know most people go through life surrounding themselves with terrible people whom they don't like, and dislike them.

>being this c u c k

trading or what? invested 500 in solid coins and im still waiting ; _ ;

My friends thought I was a nerd/idiot/stupid/annoying for talking about crypto all the time 2 years ago. Now they are constantly hitting me up asking me how to invest.

Have you ever had a job before?

strange to see this thread, happened to me today.
>look at Blockfolio
>suddenly text
>"hey wanna go bowling with us?" (after not having had any contact to them for a year)

why are they doing this?
what are they expecting?

i have a huehue friend in his early 30's who made millions doing exactly this. he plays very infrequently now for obvious reasons

You're a sad sack of shit op
Maybe your friends just wanted to get back together because you've been ignoring them for a year

You bought him out of your life.

backed matt guys?

you will be sad until you die

- a whale (2.2 million)

They are probably like, "that guys spends all his time at home on the computer. We think he's suicidal, let's text him to make him feel like someone cares."

News flash: you do not, and did not, have friends.

If they were your friends they wouldn't have neglected you when you were poor. If they were your friends they wouldn't be hitting you up only when you've got money. And even more, if they were your friends you wouldn't want "revenge" on them, nor would you want to play these games with them. They don't really like you and you really don't like them.

Just sounds like a shitty, sad, lonely situation for you. Enjoy your gains.

I accepted that

they always mocked me for staying home on the computer all the time. well it payed off for me, not so much for them. kek

Yes I realized that too late.
>nor would you want to play these games with them
But I kinda do. And I probably will. This is what keeps me going actually, as sad as it sounds. Whenever I imagined what my life would be like when I finally make it, I always fantasized about what my "friends" would think of me. How jelly they'll be. And that kept me going.

Where at in AZ are you bro? I live in Flagstaff, and I love it but it's expensive.

Well you should probably seek professional help now before you either run out of steam being a miserable curmudgeon or, worse, make a series of bad financial moves and have to get a job.

You sound stunted both socially and professionally. Every year you spend without (or seeking vengeance upon) friends will cause irreparable damage to your social skills, and every year outside of the job market just makes you a less viable candidate. You made some savvy moves with the crypto market, but a good chunk of that is luck. You NEED these gains, like seriously for the rest of your life, otherwise you'll be left behind.

You may think what you're doing now sounds cool, but once you grow up you'll look back on your mentality here and realize how big of a pompous piece of shit you are. Or, you never will.

I have a hard enough time talking about my bitcoin holdings on this shitty altcoin scam board.

My internet buddy in England who I met 20 yrs ago in an online game doesn't even know how many btc I own ( I'm a burger)

Telling people Bitcoin is great and that you own some is good but revealing you have a lot is retarded

what are these imaginary friends you speak of user? we know you jerk off 5 times a day and look at your computer screen all evening.

im in phoenix lol

the way i see it once you make gains, either leave your town or city and explore the world...my friends would def be begging for money giving excuses..

im gonna live modest, but undercover richfag. no more 9-5

Ehh I understand that feeling man. I knew some people who Weren’t real friends, and what I could say is never give up trying to make it more. You made it, but now is the time to double down every day. Nothing makes more money than money and now u have some. Make new friends, real ones this time. I’d assume the friends your talking about are ones u made in school, newsflash most likely they weren’t friends, If the only reason u guys associated with each other is you were legally obligated to be in the same place at the same time. The only things that matter with friends are loyalty and having personalities that work, keep working eventually get to 8 figures, and at that point u won cents have to try to make them feel like jealous idiots.

okay since we're talking about friends, here's my problem
i haven't talked to friends in 6 months so i have to come up with a good excuse when i call them. what should i tell?

never under any circumstances make your wealth public.
it opens the door to thieves and eventually your death via murder/kidnapping/torture.

anyone who makes their wealth public and doesnt live in a fortress and have armed security is just asking to be robbed blind and killed all in under 6hrs.

dont believe me? then why are the richest people in the world literally ghosts?

I applaud your effort at armchair psychology but you don't know me. I'm mentally stable. I can be a social butterfly in the right conditions. If I ever need a job, I can always get one in the warehouse nearby. I've thought about all this before, lots of times. It may sound like I'm a total loser but in reality it's my friends who are losers. I just got my degree, had 3 internships. All my friends work dead end jobs, most of them got theirs through family. They are directionless, boring, degenerates who live behind a facade. The only reason I really still respond to them is because I'm literally lonely. The only real friend I have lives on the other side of the world.
>You may think what you're doing now sounds cool, but once you grow up you'll look back on your mentality here and realize how big of a pompous piece of shit you are.
That's most likely what's going to happen. Nevertheless, I enjoy the current situation.

I want them to be jealous. I want them to hate me so that I could tell them everything I think about them. Fuck them.

>i haven't talked to friends in 6 months so i have to come up with a good excuse when i call them. what should i tell?
Well, why did you stop talking to them? Don't give me a bullshit answer, dig down and figure out why you stopped.

you are fucking delusional lol.
whoever those overly kind people are who are trying to be nice to you give zero fucking shits about your crypto crap, they probably just feel sorry for you.
you are going to die alone,guaranteed.

Nice try soyboy. The last 3 conversations I had with one of them were about cryptos, always initiated by them. Another one wanted me to show him how to buy Bitcoin. Another one hit me up few days ago and wanted to hang out. I guess he heard about my gains. I might actually go see him, as I dislike him less than all the others. He's a dumb druggie and we barely have anything in common but he was never judgemental towards me and always liked talking to me. He's cool, probably the only guy from my circle I don't wanna hurt.

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Why would anyone set up a repeat buy like this without knowing the price?

>strategically revealed it

I applaud your effort to hang around for eight hours and reply to every single post. Really shows what kind of person you are...

>They are directionless, boring, degenerates who live behind a facade
Sure that isnt yourself bro? Only the true losers dig themselves into this mentality, to try and deal with your shit your life actually is. Literally elliot fucking rodgers and every other piece of shit that lurks /r9k/ and /pol/.

You clearly arent mentally stable. Your friends are probably worried about you thats why they keep trying to hang out.

>Your friends are probably worried about you thats why they keep trying to hang out
Yes, that's why they only started to talk to me after my crypto gains. Yes, they really care about me, that's why they want me to teach them how to crypto. One literally begged me for a few BTC kek. He made it seem like he was joking but I shut him off very quickly. Maybe you are him. You seem to take their side. Hope you enjoy wagecucking and "achieving goals". I'll show you how to buy bitcoin after it reaches 10k.

Yeah dude youre clearly fucked in the head. So what if they want to know how to get into crypto? Sounds like youve dogged them all year to play big boy trader and they are trying to take an interest in whats kept you locked up like a loser hermit.
You arent better than anyone. Youre just a piece of shit human spending an entire day on Veeky Forums trying to rationalize it.

You don't know me nor my circle of friends yet you get so salty. Why are you so emotionally invested? Are you poor? did your rich friend cuck you? At least you got them 7's

Why you still posting bro? Nine hours now...

My thread :)

Hey user... chill man.

Why not hang out with your friends and just say you need a break from that world if they mention crypto...


See how long they stick around, if they genuinely like you, they will stick around.

If they just want to use you, they will keep bringing up crypto.

Regardless; you do sound like a bit of a cunt. Which is sad because I kinda see myself in your posts

I don't like my friends. I never have fun with them, never had a day where I said "yeah hanging out with them was totally worth it". They stopped talking to me and now that they know of my gains they suddenly want my company? Fuck them.