First one to get trips decides the fate of CHAINLINK

after constant bullying by Veeky Forums neets sergey finally kills himself in a live conference, making the link price drop to 0.

1 link = 1 lambo

TO THE MOON
ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE RICH

Becomes the world currency 3 months from now.

top 5 coin 2018

HOLY FUCK, BY FUCKING 3.

TRIPS NOW AAA, SERGEY DIES IN A LIVE CONFERENCEEEE REEEEEEEE

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ALL IN ALL IN

weeeeeeeeeee

let's fucking go

Good user

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and so it will be

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT LINKIES TO SUCCEED.

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$100 by spring 2018

yes we are going to make it!

complete and total collapse q2 2018

Magnificent.

not so fast there pal

we are all going to be RICH

Inchallah brother

YES
Veeky Forums IS NEVER WRONG

based linkposter

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fuck yea, LINK $50 EO2018 confirmed

holy shit i fucking did it, shout out to the homies on twitter

To the moon baby!

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>Thank you KEK and your prophet Sergey for giving us a sign in our hour of need.

youtube.com/watch?v=ocM-_0jnyOM

The Only Way Is Up
We've been broken down
To the lowest turn
And been on the bottom line
Sure ain't no fun
But if we should be evicted from our homes
We'll just move somewhere else
And still carry on
Hold on, hold on, hold on

Chorus
The only way is up, baby
For you and me now, baby
The only way is up
For you and me now

Now we may not know
Where our next meal is coming from
But with you by my side
I'll face what is to come
Boy, I wanna thank you
For loving me this way
Things may be a little hard now
But we'll find a brighter day
Hold on, hold on, hold on

The only way is up, baby
For you and me now

flipps btc

if quads btc mc is 1cent

Fucking Checked.

i want more coffee pepes

MOOOOOOON Q1 2018

THE KEK HAS SPOKEN!

SHADILAY! SHADILAY!

it will crash and burn after the moon

fugggggg
marines gonna march

perfect

YEEAAAHHHH

:DDDDDD

This single post has made me buy another 3000 link

Link and Req will make us millonaires. Check em'

>off by 1
DOOMED

Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

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Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip even faster than Sergey can yell "POP OFF ME LEGS" at the Mayo Clinic. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie.

Trips to cancel this out

YOu cant cancel, we will moon

I said WE WILL MOON. LINK WILL SHOW US THE LIGHT

A third and final post to guarantee the mooning of LINK

roll

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HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

Double confirmed!

this must be the meme magic that everyone keeps talking about

im starting to belive

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

I dont believe in superstitions but jesus christ

OMG fuel the rockets

QUADS CANCEL EVERYTHING FOR LINK. GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Veeky Forums is such a magickal place

why wont you buy any of my stickers, am i not good enough for you biz

Meme magic in action

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFF WTF WTF
WTF
>WTF

sir, please sir, don't scam me
do you ship to India?

LINK will be the biggest moon since bitcoin

LINK IT UP SENPAI

It will become halal friendly

RUBBING HANDS

trips have spoken (fills bags)

YES!

praise

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ALL IN

PRAISE HIM

love it.

wew.

Lads!

only one place to go. M O O N

youtube.com/watch?v=vBiY2cX9Pk4

We trippin.

$10 LINK within 12 months.

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all links shall be given to me

Nice. Wish i had more link though, but aslong as i have a bit of a stack of link imm ahead of the normie fags i work with

go all in and learn to meditate sir

Dont you mean $35?

Bam son

I want to so bad but know the wife will kill me, i know sounds betacuck as fuck but it is her savings aswell so have to be fair, also play buy the rules, dont invest more then you can afford

exactly why I refused to take my wifos money for crypto
if you can't explain to her why all in chainlink is the best option its over sir

Its our money for one and i can explain to her but she wont take the risk, its fine my friend, i dont need to be greedy anyways

all in

I just sold this coin to buy BCH.

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God bless you user, you saved my family.

Same desu