Seriously how the fuck do I kill my self

I've had my glock sitting here next to my mouse all day waiting for when the big drop comes.

This isn't /r9k/, faggot.

suicide hotline; can you hodl

what the fuck is it today
is there a biz spinoff site, i think we need one

rope

CHECKED. *SLAP* GET IT TOGETEHR SOLDIER! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS? A GOD DAMN TEA PARTY? NO ONE PROMISED YOU MAMMAS TITTY IN YOUR MOUGHT 'TILL THE DAY YOU DIE! GET THE FUCK UP AND FIGHT! WHAT IN GODS COCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU'VE GOT TEN BULLETS IN YOUR ASS! YOUR PART OF MY TEAM! YOU GOT THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH?! NOW GWT YOUR FAGGOT ASS UP, WIPE OFF THAT BLOOD, AND GO GET THOSE SON OF A BITCHES! STICK A TAMPEX IN THOSE BULLET WOUND! WE'VE GOT A LIFE TO LIVE, AND GOD DAMN IT, YOUR GONNA LIVE IT LIKE NO ONE ELSE! YOUR GONNA BASE JUMP. YOUR GONNA BUNGEE JUMP, YOUR GONNA JUMP OUT OF A GOD DAMN PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE. YOU'RE GONNA GO ON SHORE LEAVE AND FUCK EVERY HOOKER IN THE COUNTY ONE ONE NIGHT, BECAUSE YOUR A BIZFAG AND THATS WHAT WE DO? GET UP GOD DAMN IT, AND LETS GO DO THIS!

Honestly, this is inspirational shit user

I EXPECT A FULL REPORT BACK ON THAT SHIT TOMORROW AT OH SIX HUNDRED HOURS! GO!

> What goes down must come up and that includes your mood.
I don't know the situation OP is, but what you're stating is false, just look at the hundreds of shitcoins that went up one time and then died for ever and no one even remembers them. In fact, this is the majority of the crypto market, just take a look at coinmarketcap.
The same applies to humans; the fact that thousands of people kill themselves proves that what goes down doesn't necessarily goes up, but could fall even deeper into the abyss, to never be recovered.

don't do it user, you are better than this

>get up, meatgrinder aint gonna work without meat
yeah nice damage control cryptocuck

Don't kill yourself. We'll be dead long enough anyway. Just get comfy and ride this life out with us, user. There'll be some good things along the way.

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you ;)

fuck off, Civvie you wouldn't know a meat grinder if I shoved it up your ass.

Be a Yugoslavian war criminal

BUY LINK GO LEAVE IN ALASKA 2 YEARS COME BACK BUY ASIAN WIFE AND LAMBO EASY

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Don't kill yourself, there might be generous anons here who on their way to lambo land, might need some help. If they really want to give back they can give us no coiners jobs and we can be their crew their yatchs or help transport their lambos depending on which vacation destination they are staying in

there is still hope, user... don't kys yet

Now that's a business idea. Create a site where rich biz can hire poor biz

as long as normans stay out, it could work. I realize I'm never going to be rich, but if I'm going to work for anyone, I'd rather work for a generous Veeky Forums benefactor and not some jew boomer

use this guide, there are tons of suggestions

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Suicide

Ever step you make every breath you take I'll be meming you

relax user btc is going to 7k in 6 days then it will go up again

what is happening is exactly on trend

I don't want you to die, my man.

Moonlambos already exists, it’s legit too haha moonlambos.io

The Ultima

Arguably one of the coolest ways to off yourself.

>Obtain a skill saw.
>Plug in.
>Using duct tape, tape open the blade guard and tape down the triggers.
>This will turn on the saw.
>Slowly move the saw into your neck.
>Snuff it.

Bonus points for doing it in a public area. A very large bonus if you manage to decapitate yourself.Childrenshould always be involved in this method.

got reckd hard today
this helium suicide shit suddenly looks really attractive to me

I did too user

Keep your head up. We're in this together

shush, You're not helping just be quiet.