It'd the Town Guard!

>female Bender
A gender-Bender

don't mind me friend, just looking for the gets

>CHEESE IT!
Alright, but only becasue you insist!

>A young merchant's son has decided to start his own business
>He ventures into the big city for the first time
>Naive and lost in equal measure, he finds himself in a dark alley
>He is almost instantly accosted by thugs, who want a piece of this "rich kid"
>Feeling he cannot betray the investment his father so painstakingly made in his business, the young merchant refuses to cooperate
>What happens next is foggy, but he loses conciousness

>He momentarily wakes up, his vision blurry
>He feels something soft wrapped around him
>A woman's voice shushes him and tells him to relax
>It smells nice
>He loses conciousness once more

>He wakes up in a cozy little residence
>He's still feeling woozy and feels a sharp sting in his thigh
>Upon removing his blanket, he discovers a wound on his inner thigh that has been treated and bandaged
>"Oh, you're awake!"
>The owner of the residence appears to be a female town guard, judging by her clothing
>She checks to see if the young merchant is feeling well
>She then gently scolds him for being in such a nasty part of town all alone
>He apologizes, explaining that he's new in town and doesn't know anything about it yet
>She strokes his hair and tells him that he's willing to show him around town when his wound has healed up nicely

>When that day finally comes, she spends the entire trip tightly squeezing the merchant's hand
>The excited merchants face grows flustered and his breathing becomes deepend and more frequent
>His eyes dart back and forth in sheer panic
>"What's wrong cherryboy? Never held hands with a woman before?"
>She flashes him a wicked smile
>He knows he's going to get loved tenderly

How's that for cheese? Cheesy enough? Too much cheesecake? Not enough cheesecake?

The only city guard that matters.

Adorably cheesey

Ah yes, the Florence Nightingale effect.

MORE MACARONI!
Nice dubs, friend.

Post the armor your female guards would have to wear if you were king.

The beauty of female knights and guardswomen alike is in their virtue, not their licentiousness.

I don't know what licentiousness is, but I disagree with you. Have some viking butt.

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I am about 90% sure who that artist is.
And if it is who I'm thinking it is, I know 100% what is under that tabard.
And I like it.

Most of his stuff isn't trap/futa. You just want it to be.

Man, Knobby is instantly recognizable.

Undeniable truth.
He is one of the only artists I've found that does it just the way I like it.

He has a whole bunch of those warrior girl pics.

she kind of reminds me of Jeanne after she cuts her hair

So who is the artist and where can I find more

He goes by Joel27 and JJfrenchie.
Sadpanda has a few comics done by him and a few galleries.

Joel27. You could have just read the filename you know.

I liked this too much

I agree my good sir! An honorable and virtuous woman is a beautiful woman!

What about women with outrageously big tits?

They too can be virtuous!

Naaa, I'd also 'd the Town Guard.

Town guards in a theocracy.

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>undercut
GROAN

ITT: Edgar Rice Burroughs apparently.

I always thought Nobby had a fat face and skinny arms, but a skinny face is fine too.

As long as Nobby's kinda gross looking, but hot to goblins apparently, it's fine.

When I become the king, there'll be some changes. And when that day comes, ALL female officers will be required to wear
TINY MINISKIRTS!

which regrettably I don't have a picture of, so just have one in a normal skirt

Doesn't seem to me like that would offer much in the way of protection. Or mobility.

>mobility
I misread that as nobility, and somehow that summoned feels in me.
>That female knight who was born into one of the most rich and powerful noble families in the land
>She could've just sat on her ass all day, enjoyed the luxuries of upperclass life and married another rich and powerful lord
>Instead she opts to spend her days roaming the land and her nights sleeping in a ditch because she knows the less fortunate need her help

Why is virtue and selflessness so incredibly sexy?

I didn't think she was all that agile and fanged in human form, but it gets the notion across I suppose.

Also the Patrician's name always makes me giggle.

Oh you!

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Pft what? Its just some teenage girl. I bet she can barely move in all that let alone fight!

Why would anyone want the cute chick to turn out to actually be a man?

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Because dicks are fun, user.

Brown elves only.

My dick is fun, sure, but I kinda like putting it into holes that aren't used for shitting and/or full of teeth

Rolled 17 + 32 (1d20 + 32)

>town guard

Bitch please, Im an urban ranger/scout with city camouflage. Good luck even spotting me while I run around you and shoot greater manyshots with skirmish damage to your sorry ass.

>Hide d20+32
>Move silently d20+32

> While taking your move action, your turn is interrupted by an action of opportunity. A city guard is running in perfect pace next to you, locking his gaze with yours.
> "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Minus the whole armor. Can't post naked cheesecake here unfortunately.

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Plus this is functional, because I don't want to go through guards like tissues...

Not image poster

Fucking kek

Rolled 1, 3, 6, 4, 1, 5, 4, 2, 6, 5, 6, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 5, 2, 4, 5 = 75 (25d6)

Just rollan a town guard....

Dumping what I would use for guards

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that's got to be heavy for daily wearing.

haha gay

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They hate their job. I like my guards frustrated and slightly corrupt.

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Welp, looks like thats it

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>mfw I usually associate "CHEESE"ing something with crushing or destroying something before it gegs a chance to respond. Essentially turn it to swiss cheese.
I guess I end up killing some guards until their reinforcements show

Name of hentai?

It'd the Town Guard if you know what I'm sayin'. No cheese though.

Don't bother, it's dogshit. Sudden one-panel alien abduction follower by tentacle rape and ayy lmao impregnation.

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She's cute. I'd take her to dinner

You high, bro? They're wearing way too much for Barsoom.

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Don't worry, I have a license from the thieves' guild.

"Y-you too." The Merchant son utters, as cabbages fall from his pockets and he run back to the hamlet he came from.

>guard thread
>plate everywhere

Sure must be nice being rich as fuck.

I knew this would come in handy some day!

I know right. Realistically, the town guard would be armed with spears and clubs and clad in clothe armour. Mostly because they'd be expected to equip themselves in the first place. After all most of their duties are composed of maintaining law within the town and acting as the fire brigade. Should the town come under attack, proper soldiers and men-at-arms would be doing most of the fighting.

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I usually think of a townguard having either a gift/heirloom sword, or just a club/improvised mace and being overall a guy that goes around beating lawbreakers and intimidating troublemakers into behaving. I really think of town guard's just as 'Sheriff's goons', which can or not be well meaning.

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