Describe your current campaign in 10 words or less

I'll start.
>Rogue Trader getting rich and hiding from Yandere Inquisitor.

Magical tattoo highlander causes robotic invasion. All according to plan

Empty chairs at empty tables...

Two clusterfucks clash to see who will save the world.

>>Rogue Trader getting rich and hiding from Yandere Inquisitor.

Shit.
At least it's not actually a real campaign.

I have no idea what the hell I'm running anymore.

On hiatus. Fuck everyone.

Still looking for goddamn players

Newly changed werewolves get embroiled in a vamipiric coup in the most inept way possible.

Necromancer, antipaladin, and samurai try to be evil and fail

LE party building up powerbases while fighting LG and CE.

I cheated a bit.

Interplanar treasure hunt for a dank-ass haul

Fake world looping. Keep the party on track, avoid suspicion

>15

>Time travelling monsters and psycopaths save the day, no survivors

I don't have any friends, so no campaign.

Two twin idiot hertek's against a chaos fleet.

Shadowrunners have too much money and fame, more at eleven.

>bumpkin dykes and posthuman brats flirt with gods and dragons

Big dumb heroes too dumb to realize the world they are trying to save ended hundreds of years ago.

Two ascetics, a roguish bard, and a cloudcukoolander in EdgeLand.

Cyborg zombieloli too dumb to realize she is getting bullied

My friends are too busy. My books are collecting dust.

Filthy fujoshit ruins everything, summons the wrath of a god

YELLOW CARD!

9 Words over.

Gelatinous cube with equivalent of the smart smart devil fruit.

Shits fucked, we might be guilty of half of them

Grim dark fantasy criminals redeem selves by protecting innocents.

Earth is invaded by alternative dimension animals for another home.

Cute monsters solving scooby doo style mysteries.

Magic-users and fighters argue and also some stuff happens

Waiting patiently for college to start again

Post-scifi arabic industrial revolution, moon AIs with god complexes.

>Eberron
Boorish thugs stopping kooky cultists whilst always being poor.

>Rogue Trader
Desperate broke man tries to not fuck up. Fails spectacularly.

>The party went to china, proceeding to fall apart.

I can't believe they haven't realized I'm a shit GM

>Gods are returning from 3000 year banishment, they're all assholes

>Last time on Shadowrun

Troll and senator attend a rally. There are no survivors.

>Describe your current campaign in 10 words or less
This pic describes it the best.

>Trapped in extraplanar maze, party resolves life issues; drama intensifies.

Campaigns I'm Running:
>Phyrexians Invade Equestria, Local Heroes Not Good At Stopping It
>World of Dragonlance About to Lose Their Gods. Again.

Campaigns I'm in:
>Adventures in Greek Wine Country
>Shadowrun With Realistic Consequences And Complex Storyline
>Fallout: Nevada With a Five-Way Power Struggle

That sounds funny. And good stories yet?

Lesbian couple and two assholes march through Spooky Town loudly.

>Spess Gam
Cowboy Bebop with Genocide. Dragons live inside moons, coming soon.
>Fantasy Gam
Monster hunting in pseudoarabia. Fey and Evil planeswalkers behind everything.

I want details.

Idiot bard got us enslaved by a Dragon

>Somehow promoted to Corporal and leader. Trying not to fail.
>Be Metal. Got engaged to a gryphon.
>Fabulous bastards save multiverse, raise adopted monster-daughters.

Almost forgot:
>Bender, Chris Pratt, and scatterbrained mage+alchemist do a western.

Bad guys killing worse guys due to a curse.

Naïve bumpkins try to be intergalactic bounty hunters; frustration intensifies.

Saving the world from the Cult of the Dragon.

Middle east being attacked by communists. Fight for your freedom.

Street level crime-fighters caught in magical girl turf war.

We are just demon knights and don't give a shit.

Air force academy in space goes to hell

Well there's the time we fought ourselves to prove ourselves worthy to a god, only for the 60ft tall grappling master necrocraft I made ended this deadly encounter in ~4 rounds by essentially spiking the clones into each other for massive damage.

Or the time that we were fighting a group of bandits early on, were massacring them, decided to try to diplomat our way out of it to end the pointless fight, succeeded, then were left dumbstruck as they demanded money to let us spare them.

Or that other time we accidentally a prison escape after being wrongfully(see: legally detained) and helped a kidnapped intelligent undead find his new home watching over a herd of semi-intelligent herd animals.

All the while trying to be edgy and evil, we've probably helped the country in so many ways it's not even aware of, considering we cleared the way for trade in the country thanks to killing bandits and sand kraken, the place we were enprisoned in was harboring less friendly undead, which I took, and we killed the corrupt leader.

We're evil in the same way a forest fire is, apparently.

Scrubs with questionable morals destroy a painting

War between heaven and hell with humans in the middle.

Playing with self while trying to beat self.

>Autistic trap dragging criminals on a quest for scientific discovery

Bard is stealing worlds. Weird sheningans happens.

Tribute and love letter to 90s JRPGs.

Murderhobos trawling the ruins of high civilizations lost to megawar.

Heretics try to fight imperium, only fight each other

Defecting Imperials and Rebel hopefuls take missions, avoid Inquisitors.

Slime girl and pirate king vs the biggest crab ever

Half-orc gathers friends to find dragon-hunting father.

What system?

Assorted violent jackasses and conspiratorial twits fix clan warfare crisis.

players can't play smart so they yell at the GM

Back from dead, Now fighting a dead god's new cult.

Finish your turn kobold. I hate you so much.

No murder hobos. PCs are master assassins.

Ancient robots VS. ancient spirits and the party is clueless...

>cameras can now be used to identify masked unknowns
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D&D 5e but that can change.

>Darkness imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror.

I'm jealous. Tell more?

>>Phyrexians Invade Equestria, Local Heroes Not Good At Stopping It
I have no words to describe how autistic that sounds

I like 5e but I'm scratching my head at using it for a campaign designed around JRPGs

Nobody reads rulebooks. GM new to system. I'm GM

Yeah, D&D 5e isn't the best fit, but you can accomplish a lot just by homebrewing a few things and changing fluff. For example, I'm calling clerics white mages now, and their powers aren't tied to the gods. Bards are red mages, and warlocks, sorcerers, and wizards are black mages. I homebrewed up a couple animal-like races and some naturally magical people with brightly-coloured hair, too.

It takes place on one of the moons of a gas giant planet, and involves exploring a lost civilization that wiped itself out. The main plot involves an ancient evil that is manipulating an empire to take over the civilizations that live on those moons.

Ubernigger saves the white race on accident

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Silver age superheroes battling against saturday morning moustache-twirling villains.

An overdramatic paladin and an insane ranger team up.

Evil artifact is stolen; get it back and sell it.

Dwarf threatens bar-goers with Grenades, ork gangs die horribly.

Fresly founded black crusade hindered by the dangers of bureaucracy.

Necromancers ruin everything, more at 11.

Guardsman Cowboys fight Chaos on their homeworld. Also Mexican Mechanicus.

>5 criminals and a paladin go and kill God.

>CE PC causing friction because GM doesn't enforce group alignments.

We take this for granted, just like my video games.

Japanese communists vs the Power Rangers

Sci-fi:
>Smugglers attempt to lay low. Indiana Jones won't let them.
Fantasy:
>Orc lawyer and warforged fail to save anyone, attain enlightenment.
Superheroes:
>Roommates fight crime, get stupid high.

Weirdos cross the sea for no reason and fuck about

Roll 20 Lost Mines of Phandelver, Yet to start

Gods choose mentally deranged champions to retake paradise from rivals.

Aliens wake up and want their planet back.