That girl that bakes cookies for the group

Pot suckers are better. Last longer and they slow release in the mouth instead of in the stomach acid. Vodka bears too.

No clue how to make suckers and the last time I had gummy anything, I was tripping balls for nearly a day and a half.

This interests me.
Normally i go jelly shots but gummi?
Please, elaborate.

Basic sucker recipes are everywhere then add the oil in the mix when its ready. You'll need a digital thermometer and a cheap induction plate for proper candy making though. There's also basic pot sucker recipes as well so theres that.
Soak gummi bears in vodka over night. Blam. Its a little over a shot per and they taste like gummi bears only softer. Obviously you gotta be careful cause you could take a nice handful and be wasted a hour later.

I'll have to look into that.

Oh. And soak them in the fridge.

Sounds like a best girl

shit i need to try this.

I'm surprise most haven't yet. Any vodka works to cause they just end up tasting like gummi bears even if its $2 a gallon jet fuel their filled with.

>when girls tell you they like your "weird" dice

Does the bear expand? I don't see how they can be about a shot each.

>girl makes brownies for the group
>hype as fuck
>the brownies are horrible
>they're like a thick brown jelly full of rocks that scratch my teeth
>try so hard to like them, but my face gives me away
>they just suck, period
>all her cooking is similarly garbage
>eventually she feels discouraged and stops cooking for us

You killed her soul, bro

should have been straight form the beginning and helped her improve as a cook with constructive criticism. just imagine it user:

>go over to help girl make pastries
>all the excess heat from the oven making you guys sweat
>she changes into something more skin revealing to help with the heat
>constant tasting of batters and sweets heightening your senses as you get sugar rushes
>suddenly you guys are doing lewd as fuck things on the counter and getting batter everywhere as you lick brownie mix off each other

truely being a chef is a wonderful thing

Kitchen sex sounds gross

More than cookies, she makes cakes and pies and cooks dinner for us.

Can confirm it is not.
My girl aint into food play, but once you get someone turned on enough they become down for anything.
Tl;dr
Everything is hawt if your foreplay is ace

>That GM that serves excellent dinner each time to save everyone time on eating alone and thus gaining extra hour for playing

>Not saying people outright their food is dog-shit
>Not giving them any suggestions whatsoever
>Just pretending it's good
Kill yourself. People like you are the reason awful cooks cook

It was emotionally difficult to tell her that it sucked.

>inb4 boo hoo faggot

Fuck it, let's make this a Veeky Forums recipe thread. Here's my quick'n'easy-as-fuck peach cobbler:

32 oz Canned Peaches.
1x yellow cake mix
Greased glass pan.

Dump the peaches, juices and all, into the pan. Make sure to space the peaches evenly.
Pour cake mix over the top of the peaches, evenly spread it so the cake mix covers the peaches.

Bake at 350 degrees for 20-30 minutes or until the crust browns.

Spoon servings into a bowl with ice cream or heavy cream poured over it. Enjoy.

>the girl that sucks dick for the group

Yea.

Atleast its not /k/ brownies

>not having a poker face
>not having the spine to tell her she needs some improving
>not offering to tell help her improve 1 on 1
>not building your wife from the ground up to ensure she no bad habits
>not making a wife who associates good memories of you and her together so she by proxy loves to cook
You, sir, are the Plebest of tiers.

This makes me remember awesome Veeky Forums cooking threads from couple of years ago.

We used to have crossboard threads between Veeky Forums and here. Those were great.

>best player in my group broke up with her boyfriend who is also in the group
>never coming back
time to find a new group I guess, idiots cant even be bothered to read the rulebook

>that guy who bakes brownies for /k/

>that girl that wants the group to be fat

Can confirm it isn't, you just gotta do it right.

Be careful with accepting baked goods, you never can know what's in them

I still recall that fucker on one of the confession threads that sneaks her breast milk in each batch of baked goods she brings to a guy she likes.

Milkanon, I know you're lurking on this board and if you see this post you have to stop. It's not okay.

>used to have group member who did this
>she moved away to go to college
>now do dnd over skype
>no more cookies

Not a gril, but if I ever find a gaming group local those guys are gonna be fat as fuck. Chocolate chip cookies, cheesecake, and pie every damn session.

I used to come to my both my groups for like a month going "I sure hope you guys like apples", because our tiny-ass apple tree in the yard produced almost two wheelbarrows of apples. I'm amazed it didn't fall down.

So there were dried apples, apple pies, apple toffee, apples and cream, you name it. I would bring the apple wine and cider too, but the university isn't happy with alcohol at the premises without a permit.

It didn't give any apples at all last year, but it looks like we'll make a harvest this year.

Until then, I have all these redcurrant from last year I need to bake up.

I 100% believe that /k/ brownies did not really have cum in them. No dude's cum is that viscous and white.

I'm not going to post proof, but mine isn't far off.

But yeah. It kinda looked like the icing that comes with those big cinnamon rolls.

Not true. Either save up forever for that or eat celery and pineapple and drink pineapple and grapefruit juice and watch every load look 5 packets of toaster strudel icing. Apparently it even tastes sweeter.

That's pretty neat, user.
What kind of apples are they?

I can't remember, they're some Russian strain that can stand the cold winters but still produce edible apples. Traditionally, apple trees around here produce fruit so tart they're only usable for mash.

>puts bromium into them so ugly fat neckbeards she plays with don't even ogle at her

>bromium
>Bromium is a venture capital–backed startup based in Cupertino, California, that works with virtualization technology.
Bromide anion, my man.

reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=W8khvu_-Rvk
it's in Russian, but eh, the video is understanble enough without words

since bromide curbing sexual drive is myth anyway i refuse to admit my mistake

>tfw when i'd gladly cook cakes or pie if i just had at least someone to play with
>no FLGS, no Veeky Forums interested friends, here
>sadness

I was going to ask how the fuck it was supposed to do anything other than make people want you dead for attempted poisoning but a quick google search backs up that myth.
Fun fact i discovered in my search: the recent trend in african countries for preventing AIDS transmission is apparently to skin the penis entirely or core out the vagina as not only does the resulting reduced sex drive prevent transmission numbers they believe the scar tissue is more robust to infection. Before this it was fucking children.
Thanks for helping me brighten my life bromium, user.

Correction: backs up that statement that it is infact a myth.

the fuck i just read? i knew africa was a fucking stone age shithole, but this is some fucked up ship even for a stone age shithole

(stone age with ak-47s that is)

where u at?

That's some weird advice, user.

The saddest part is that one of the countries with the highest percentage of people with aids is one of the few countries in sub saharan Africa that's not a shithole: Botswana.

I have no idea why their aids population is so high, but given the fact that they're surrounded by real shitholes I'd imagine that's a key factor.

Well they believe wholly in superstition and use vaguely scientific leanings to back these up.
For example: they know breasts develop during puberty and that puberty results in sex drive increase right? So their logical leap is to heat a log to red hot ember levels then "iron" the breasts of girls age 9 to prevent the breasts from developing by damaging the cells in the interior. Because obviously halting the breasts growth and development will somehow stop puberty as they're tangentially related.

That kid thing? They know AIDS is transmitted via sex and that if you use needles to inject weaker forms of viruses into children those children gain immunities, right?
So why not inject the children while they're young and not interested in sex with healthy sperm and "sex" to innoculate them against AIDS semen and "bad sex".

There's also tribes that crack skulls open to alleviate headaches caused from "head pressure"(possibly sinus headaches) and they just leave it that way. No sewing the shit up or anesthesia. Just a leaf compress to hold the scalp together and hope some scars heals over the hole to prevent air exposure and wearing hats 24/7 to prevent sun exposure on skin so thin you can see the exposed brain underneath.

The best advice is weird. Now go and confirm for me if that shit about taste works or if bitches be cray.

the fuck i just read? [2]

eastern europe

Well the good news is you guys tend to get the most dedicated historical reenactors. I've seen some videos out of Ukraine where dudes were fighting each other with real swords and blood flying everywhere.

we have those even in tiny shithole i live in, but fuck them, those dudes are too realistic for my liking.

But the whores where I live would just lie and claim it did. Where do I find better prostitutes?

Tell me where I can find this girl, in the interest of science, of course.

You're making me want to run a game in Africa.
>the fuck i just read? [2]
Campaign material.

>eastern europe
More specifically?

Cooking before I DM anything really gets rid of any anxiousness of preparing to run a game for a few hours, being able to just focus on my spices and ingredients instead of worrying about how much fun my players are going to have or worrying about them fucking up my game

...

Girlfriend of my gm does that.

>life is getting me down
>Huge Australian friend taps me on the shoulder as everyone heads off to have some drinks
>Tell him what's wrong
>Gives me a big hug and pat on the back
"You'll be right, mate"

There's other ways. Like whatever brand of crazy pills they are feeding diagnosed deviants.
Or good old roofies and some precise work with manicure scissors.

Fucking alcohol is an anaphrodisiac, there's no need to go that far.

/k/ cookies?

fucking Lithuania
i'm always embarassed saying where i live, even on user boards.

i guess she's at advantage seeing through knight helm's slits, provided they are horizontal of course

Oh, can't say I know much of the country except for being "those guys that Russia had under their toe for years yet still failed to actually annex".
And I'm from the wrong side of former Berlin Wall myself.

I can see why. Lithuania's the shrunken dick of the world -- a shrivelled husk of its former, massive, erect glory. It's like if the British Empire was now reduced to a small town in Wales.

Aren't you guys really good at basketball?

But he's a man, Andy is short for Andrew. Didn't the constant stubble give it away?

What the fuck else is Andy meant to mean?

Calling a girl Andy is just cruel. Might as well call a boy Sue.

I wish to play tabletop irl with people i can hang out with,
problem is i live in Slovenia, which is eastern europe, and tabletop is almost non-existant,
exept the games oriented to kids and all the friends i know and hang out with belong more on
the "balkan gangster" side

Any tips what to do? or am i fucked untill i move?

Don't be embarrassed user, there are shittier places in the world. You also add a different viewpoint in this anglosphere site anyway.

Atleast he doesn't have to deal with too many muslims.

All you have to do is worry about not giving them food poisoning or fucking up the spice baalnces

>Atleast he doesn't have to deal with too many muslims.
Even worse. Orthodoxy.

Surely there's plenty of Slovenians interested in massively popular card games of neo-gothic mythical content.

Andrea, Andreas, Anderson, Anand.
But yeah, given it's derived from 'Manly' it is pretty unkind to call a girl that

>Anderson
>Ander
>Son

I thought orthodox priests were /k/ as fuck wouldn't that make them based? I actually dont know that much about Orthodox

You think Muslims aren't /k/ as fuck, too?

/k/ is a bad thing, when it comes to real life.

Last time i saw anyone dealing with cards and monsters was Yu-gi-oh, and that was when i was in 3rd grade, and honestly i miss those days, nobody knew english, we just won battles by picking the cooler looking card

Andon, Anders, Andrej, Andzelika, Andromeda

Sounds better than the actual rules.

That's the game I was referring to, anyway.

Maybe it'll keep them balanced if I'm balanced

>What the fuck else is Andy meant to mean?
anal ditzy

meh, depends on how much you like weapons and like your government. But anyway to avoid the memeing with the weapons, why would orthodox be worst than the muslims? I thought most eastern europeans are atheist due to the years of communism?

oh yeah, yu-gi-oh was the shit back in the day,
a "good" card was worth a lot,
and we had quality tests, the best quality card was a non-plastificied english clean card,
while a plastificied, shiny-effect covered german card was worth shit,
even if you had exodia itself on it

every birthday and holiday "i want yugioh" and the parents would buy small
10-card packs from the only store in that part of the country,
in time kids had fat stacks of cards and would even conduct trades and debts and even thefts

it was too real