ITS ALL OVER WE ARE LATE MAJORITY

>dad knows full well how bitcoin works after blownout normie hype
>compares it to tulip mania
>uber driver calls it tulip mania (hes a financial planner or some shit in his 50's)
>go out to clubs and someone tries to explain to me how eth is a feeless ultra speed next generation game changer that will take btc place

Im sorry guys but its all over. Biz is now populated by more normies than not. We have hit critical normie mass, we are too late to make it. I sincerely wish you all the best of luck

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Sell all your coins. Ill hodl them. Im sinking with this ship captain.

People saying "tulip" are just regurgitating what the jew media is saying. I'm not worried.

i am a normie

Aye aye captain. I fully understand your decision you stone cold motherfucker. I truly do wish you the best of luck in the coming normie slaughter. Hold on tight its going to take a while to come back.

especially the eth guy will get justed if they can't even solve a cat invasion

Oh bro people can deny it but eth is dead. As soon as another kittie clone releases eth will be buried 6ft under as a speculative tech that doesnt work under load. Sure it supports erc20 but nothing else rn

> muh tulipmania
> past performance does not predict future outcomes

>100k eoy

Honestly i have no trouble seeing this. Its about the irreversible social damage. A pheonix is going to have to rise out of btc irreversible state in pop culture.

The jewish media is saying amazon and google will accept bitcoin.

the only reason eth ever took off was the ico scams with it, and a bunch of gullible idiots who thought bitcoin was too expensive at $2000 and wouldn't do a 100% ROI for them. I don't feel sorry for alt coiners, it is a lesson everyone needs to learn who enters the game, there is only one relevant coin, and it is bitcoin

Considering how much power google has and how many tentacles it has in tech, I wouldn't be surprised if google made their own cryptocurrency and tried to become a separate entity from the typical business operating within a country entirely.

>"Financial planner" that needs to work as an uber driver thinks btc is overbought
>Your fucking dad thinks btc is overbought
That's a hell of a buy signal if you ask me

I dont doubt well see big corporations investing in their own crypto currency type tech. Itll be like IOTA though, veiled, but toxic and ignores the principles that led us here

and why should anyone use their coin if they can just buy with a credit card or a pp account? Web 1.1 companies are too late to the game. They need billions of risk capital to get independent miners to switch from Bitcoin to whatever coin without any guarantee that it will pay off

Im not using it as some sort of concrete reason to get out. The oscillation of bitcoin can be quite predictable and ive made an average chunk of money on it. The damage control will begin when the same outlets that are hyping it now start reporting about how its a volatile scam investment... the damage will be hard to overcome. A new tech will have to rise

this. I never hear anybody talking about it but isn't the only actual use of the Ethereum platform ICOs?

BTC is a tulip but many cryptos like LTC and XMR aren't

Yes, and it was a great way to do bitcoin arbitrage as long as the network worked, what isn't the case any more and why litecoin took off

>>uber driver calls it tulip mania (hes a financial planner or some shit in his 50's)

yes we should definitely take the word of a man in his 50s who is a 'financial planner' yet has to drive uber to make ends meet

They fall in line a little though. The bulk of new money coming into crypto is very much based on btc. To invest in LTC and XMR requires a base knowledge. Btc is kind of like a back bone.

Nothing to do with the validity of his views, just the fact that he has these views to begin with. Again im not using this as a reason to get out, but we are no longer early to the game and even he recognised this.

You don't understand: I HAVE ONLY THIS
CHANCE TO MAKE IT. Get rich or die trying.

Be x when other people are y and be y when other people are x.
Can you solve this equation Veeky Forums?

get raped little semen

When will you brainless realize that people have been saying this shit for years now? Every day it's the end of bitcoin and it's "going to 0". You guys are retards that deserve to make 0 gains. You guys are worse than the world was ending in 2012 memers. Bitcoin is here to stay and this is just the beginning anons. Realize that the price isn't just purely speculatively driven. It's driven because bitcoin is a global currency that provides an increase in value where in a lot of countries their fiat is tanking vs usd. This is also true for China where they devalue their currency yearly. And rich people invest to see massive gains. Sell now and be poor

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They all say it's a bubble. None of them have the balls to get in.

>expert
I really should consider starting to join and dump on their heads. Those Niggers deserve it like no one else

The desperation is pathetic, honestly. You brainlessly read post without replies and hope to god your disgusting bags dont get heavier. Fuck off and poo in the loo

What kind of shitty financial planner in his 50's needs to supplement his income by driving for uber?

Daily reminder:
Normies can't/won't
Dyor
BUY anything that isn't in normiebase
BUY in ED
Read a whitepaper
Know the red crypto flags in time
Promising projects have less than 100k addresses meaning normies are not investing in moon missions.

The only thing that will bring mainstream adoption is Big banks coming in and offering a crypto portfolio to normies.
Normies don't know what Ethereum is. That BTC is a dinosaur coin and tech wise is not the best coin around.
Normies are just buying the entrance ticket to Lambo land with Btc but we run this show.
As soon as BTC stagnates and only then normies will look for alts. They will get raped
2018-19 will be an Ico festival and we will see a lot of Joosters around and they will probably be bizraelis like with Confido..
JUST my two sats

Look friend im no normie,

Ive been browsing the /r/bitcoin sub for weeks now.

Bitcoin is tulip mania and you should lookup the Greater Fools Fallacy.

Financial planner who compares the practicality of a fucking tulip bulb that anybody can grow themselves to a finite worldwide transferable currency accepted as payment for most everything in the world and you say he's driving for Uber?..

Shocking.

>we run the show
Alt coiners getting really desperate lately. You are well aware as soon as bitcoin corrects you correct to 0 till bitcoin reaches all time highs again

>That plebbit Spacing

Get out of our coins
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bitcoin disrupts whole finacial system
tulips disrutpted ?????
how are they the same

Same, daily mail quotes tulips. Compared it to fiat saying "backed by nothing, no coins or notes" as though it means something.

>The jewish media is saying amazon and google will accept bitcoin.
And normies use those, whats the problem?

Not an altcoiner.
70% BTC
and the rest spread along eth xmr Ltc Link Req and some cc just in case.
Btc is in a bull run but the only thing it has going is brand name and first mover advantage. As a currency Xmr is the closest we have to *Satoshis vision*. And eth allowed the crypto sphere to expand the use cases of tokens.
I'm not saying btc is not the strongest coin around but the only reason it goes up rn is because of Fomo in overdrive and because normies don't know about anything else... Yet.
As soon as BTC reaches a price where normies can't afford a full btc we will see a rise in alts like never before

"a boy asks his dad for $10 worth of bitcoin to buy something on Amazon
$13? what do you need $6.53 for son?"

Isn't the popping of a bubble typically proceeded by a capitulation phase, when the normies in OP decide we truly are in a "new paradigm"?

If you think this bull is done your going to turn your pink wojaks fuscia in five years

This is not comparable to the dotcom bubble. This bubble will need whole universities to fully comprehend the global mania that is about to be unleashed. Money will never be the same again after this. Anyone who realizes the big picture is positioning themselves to be unfathomably rich during this cataclysmic shift of wealth.

Most people here have a tremendous advantage. You have taken those radical -80% drops into hell. Normies? They need seizure medicine just watching the Dow and NASDAQ make -10% or -20% corrections. The panic selling and dead bounces are going to give them whiplash. Billions of dollars of normies is on the table. Are you gonna take it or not?

you sound like a cultist.
>As soon as BTC reaches a price where normies can't afford a full btc we will see a rise in alts like never before
are you really in the delusion that normies are too stupid to get what percentages are? The more mainstream bitcoin becomes, the more miner will either quit the game or get real. Alt coins had a great year, but it is literally over, their networks will die as their possibility to secure their networks die with the fall of alt prices. xmr might have a future as darknet coin and litecoin or dogecoin as inter exchange vehicle till lightning is fully functional, every other coin, RIP.

top kek

i'm not sure if you guys are trolling or not but ethereum is crazy genius, smart contracts are the future

also face it, if bitcoin came out today it would be a shitcoin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he's not wrong tho, bitcoin is the gateway drug but you end up on QAU

>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do you know where you are shill? Head back to normie book, boomers and idiots are easier to scam

No. You buy bitcoin with the intention to hold. You get baited by Pajeets and promises of infinite growth, maybe make a killing the first time, then lose a lot and either realize you should just have held bitcoin and bought more or that casinos are saver bets for gambling

the reaping is about to begin, i want that normie money

Nothing compares to ethereum currently.

Killed by humping cats. It's the true centralized easy to be manipulated by greedy marketing faggots token.

it's not even killed by cats, people just don't know how to use gas

>argh I wish my secret club money was never maonstreamed and stayed at $.0023 a coin!! I don't want to make money!

the only value that shitcoin ever had was cheap and fast inter exchange arbitrary for bitcoin. Now that the transaction cost go through the roof because the network is used as intended and failed it dies. Simply as that. Have fun watching the price fall and fall. It will be slow, as many got scammed and don't want to realize it

well everyone has an opinion i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

now back to your normie book groups and fegwit subs

>Uber driver
>Financial planner

No thanks I'll ask the street peddler for advice instead

It's a cycle.

I remembe, not the same kind of hype, but the same kind of normies flowing into Bitcoin discussion in 2013.

When the madness will be over, people will learn the lesson losing money or having them stuck at the same price for months, there will be a "return to normal" phase and only those who were alredy in the business and some few faggots will stay in the game, until the begin of the next cycle.

i was thinking that too. means his advice aint worth much if he cant follow it himself.

>veiled, but toxic and ignores the principles that led us here
So just like Bitcoin Segwit.

wat do to get the normie mone

srs even /pol/ is more newfag friendly than this

Not a chance, transaction fees are too high.

> get an email 10 minutes ago from my dad (no LARP)
> "Hey user, are you still interested in Bitcoin? I remember you mentioned it back when you were in school (4+ years ago)
> linked attachment about an 18 y/o kid who made 500k from BTC

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

It's true at this point. The Overton window has shifted so much that people can handle /pol/'s bantz now.

Oldfags began shitposting on /pol/ years ago and have shifted more and more into Veeky Forums after the election. We memed a president and now we're meming a disruptive technology. It's wonderful because it's enriching /pol/tards while fighting back against global centralized banking kikery.

Best Timeline.

>uber driver calls it tulip mania (hes a financial planner or some shit in his 50's)
lulz

The thing about the dotcom bubble is plenty of companies survived it
and became huge
APPLE
GOOGLE
AMAZON
MICROSOFT
AMD
INTEL
A crypto bubble poping will likely only shake out the 6 gormillion shitcoins and leave the top guys standing to become huge.
If the pattern of the dotcom bubble metaphor is flushed out
BTC
LTC
Monero
will be godcoins
ETH might make it but i have my doubts
Some small guy startup will appear just on the bad side of the curve to replace it. Just like Google did to Yahoo and Excite. My guess would be NEO or EOS.

lightning network is soon, normie retard

>he said in 2014

>I love censorship and centralization

>uber driver calls it tulip mania (hes a financial planner or some shit in his 50's)


If he was any good, would he need to drive Uber just to make ends meet?

>2018-19 will be an Ico festival and we will see a lot of Joosters around and they will probably be bizraelis like with Confido..

Any tips?

>Accepting a currency that fluctuates in value daily for goods that have a fixed price.

Why would any vendor do this to them self?

Same thoughts here all kinds of people have an opinion on btc right now, but if it goes through a "tether fud was right and the network is unusable" bear market then we'll see people get shaken out hard.

>AMAZON
flawed comparison. First, AMZN took 10 years to recover. It's a great stock now, but I wouldn't want to sit on something worth 1/10 what I paid and waste 10 fucking years of that money value

Second, many tech companies did fail, as you know--including some of the big boys. And some of the biggest ones today weren't even around then, so.....

you dont know what will happen with BTC, XMR, or something else not yet out and none of those factors are necesarily dependent on each other

Eth wasn't "killed" by anything. The network was/is working perfectly fine. Pay more for a fast txn, pay less if you want to give it time.

No 20$ fee bullshit like bitcoin either.

>listening to 50y/o financial planner who has to drive for uber
>listening to your dad spout what he read in a blog
>hearing same regurgitated shit from normies that is coming straight out of the tv
>implying any of them have actually looked into any of this and aren't just trying to bandwagon to seem like they know what they're talking about when if they did they'd all be hodlers and not talking about this dumbass tulip meme

I love all these people calling it a bubble when they've never invested in anything in their life, they read half an article on yahoo news and just spit out what was said without even thinking.

>he has these views to begin with
that's what happens when you listen to the radio all day driving around as an uber driver.

licensed broker and financial adviser here;
biggest bubble i've ever seen. holy shit. not sure whether it will be destroyed by something random like IOTA, or frankly every government on earth demanding it to end in order to maintain control. either way, it was a great idea that is destined to both succeed and fail in the eyes of everyone with half a brain.
the key is not getting greedy and knowing when to fold your cards... there are only a small handful of companies on earth that anyone in the know can look at you with a straight face and say "oh yea, you can invest and forget about that one, it will always go up in the end". BTC doesn't remotely meet the criteria..

>and a bunch of gullible idiots who thought bitcoin was too expensive at $2000

Bitcoin isn't worth anything you idiot.

that just added to the surreality of OP's conclusion that bitcoin is going to crash, these are all bullish

NO U

>late majority
>yet the majority of 'Normies' still haven't put any money in and it seems like they have no intention of doing so
Dumb fuck

The most secure network in history of mankind isn't worth anything? Lol okay

>the most secure network in the history of mankind
lolololololololololololololololololololololololol

...

thats never going to happen btc is way to volatile

A company takes care of it. They don't actually accept bitcoin, they accept bitcoin that is converted to cash when they receive it.

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