Apps to buy crypto

You can literally trade on gdax and bittrex through your web browser on your phone.

Welcome to crypto.
Take the simple fact that this is still a problem as proof that there's room to grow. Buy ETH LTC BTC, wait a week and transfer to binance. It doesn't really matter. You'll make money regardless.

>and I don't wanna exchange ETH. they are too valuable right now

God damn you're dumb.

Insert your phone into an ATM.

Definitely in the "smart money" phase.

is this what normie adoption looks like?

how much melanin is in your skin, op? Are you black or spic?

wow, someone actually willing to help. thanks so much

you're telling me on this site I can exchange USD for ShitCoins?

I am a caramel skinned Dominican. but what does this have to do with anything?

Answer me, ameriMutt.

Ahh now it all makes sense.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_race_and_intelligence_controversy

I already did, faggot.

the post right above this one. can you read? Bitch

You can't on bittrex.
Gdax is just the exchange coinbase uses. It only has the big three coins.

You need to buy your crypto on a normie exchange and transfer it to binance or bittrex to TRADE for the more obscure altcoins.
You can't buy them with USD yet.

Yeah, thanks so much. FBI

I was literally on the phone redpilling some girl I'm fucking about the IQ differences between races - trying to break her weak talking point that "everybody is equal" "there is no such thing as Inherent Intelligence". I literally references this research that happened (though I didn't actually use the wiki article)

either this is the law of attraction at play, or you're a government shill.

either way - totally irrelevant to the topic at hand

>I am a caramel skinned Dominican.

Don't bother. Youre too stupid and will only lose your money.

Fuck off retard

Bought 20 LTC when they were worth $40

now sitting on $350 worth of LTC

remind me again how dumb I am

I just wanna get in on Bitcoin CASH & GOLD

and some penny dumbs like IOTA or DogeCoin. I really don't need all of your projecting

Why don't you fuck off and never come back, kthxbye

stop acting you're apart of some group. fag

Veeky Forums is not your friend, or personal army. there is no society. I can shit post whenever i want

YEAH!!!1 ANarchy

You're free to shitpost, and we're free to tell you to fuck off.

>20*40 = $800
>now sitting on $350 worth of LTC

There’s enough normies to scam, why not help the neets beat chad for once?

idk if you're for real but if you are I want you to know that I despise you

...

go on localbitcoins and pay cash in person to reputable sellers.

Once you see it all your oaths are broken.
You are free.

then trade for alts

>completely cryptoretarded
>comes in angry af
>actually gets helpful response
>gets angrier
Lmfao this faggot has to be a larp

Lykke wallet app for android. Zero commission fiat>crypto / crypto>fiat

sorry bro, no. but it isnt really hard man, give it a try. be aware that here are few people that would help you the mayority will be ofensive.... its Veeky Forums dude good luck

multiply $350 by 20. my God. you people the so hard

>Retarded phoneposter is an apple using nigger.

YOU
ARE
SUPPOSED
TO
FUCKING
MINE
THE
COINS

NOT
BUY
THEM

>smart phone
good goy

>knows I'm a phone poster thanks to all the shit I'm getting
>yells at me for not being a miner

you are a very smart individual. and I thank you for your helpful comments

I mean, unless we have the technology to mine with our iPhones and you'd like to share this information

what the fuck
are you trolling
no way is someone THIS stupid

>not knowing about the scam coin electroneum

>lol not rich
You can buy portions of bitcoin you mong

Alright, I'm convinced. This is a LARP thread. Thanks for the laughs, OP.

I don't believe in buying "portions" of coins

I only buy WHOLE coins. this is why I don't own any BTC. because I can't afford $17 for 1 whole BTC

it's called a C O M P U T E R

you need a real C O M P U T E R

what you have is a slave collar---i mean cell phone.

oh man. the things that I deal with as fleeting weak thoughts . . . you boast proudly to the world.
yeah i guess i should have figured that out at caramel-skinned dominican

>autism

I don't even have wifi at home, bro

>I don't believe in buying "portions" of coins

dare I ask why? the coin is still in your wallet, and you own it. It's literally equivalent to coins...

>Puts in a $500 into Bitcoin
>recieves 0.00057920 BTC

all those disgusting 0s and extra numbers. I like seeing "4.0 ETH" or "20.0 LTC"

none of these denominations

there's free wifi everywhere, go to starbucks.

a entry level computer is cheaper than a modern phone even.

TPTB love to sell the masses on neutered versions of tech. you're never gonna make it without at least a fucking keyboard.

1 ltc for a laptop m8ne. or 10 for a god-laptop (unnecessary). I just bought a god laptop I'll send you my old one for .666 LTC

I won't accept a whole LTC however, you would be overpaying. I need exactly .666 LTC and a shipping address.

Demon. begone with the numbers of te anti-Christ

Look, I get it. I feel you even. But you need to put that shit in the trash right fucking now.

Wow I was expecting my offer to repulse you, but I didn't dare hope for this level of response. Tier 1 triggering. Today is a good day.

notice how even with post timers holding me back I can flood your poor thumbs with my KEYBOARD

whats a post timer? you've probably never ran into one

what is that though

lmao

Next year user. There will be an app for USD altcoin purchasing.