This is how I necromancer

This is how I Secretive Old Man.

This is how I cosmic horror

This is how I Eclipse Phase.

This is how I Space Marine

Ineffectively, with your apprentice being far better at it than you ever were?

This is how I quest giver.

Give 'em the 'OL Razzle Dazzle.

Also, this is how I spy

This is how I barbarian

this is how i swindle the goyim

This is how I muscle wizard.

This is how I assassin

To be fair, they did kill him like 4 times. He seemed to more or less learn his lesson and, frankly, it's easier to just let him do his thing while keeping an eye on him than trying to stop him.

Arguably the best non-outright-victory endgame for necromancers. They might not be happy about you doing your shit, but at least they're not busting the door down every ten minutes and whining about stealing corpses anymore.
Granted, you have to buy the corpses now, but still...

This is how I monk.

This is how I pirate

>not wanting a talented apprentice

That is also how I Milf (Male)

Don't you mean Snekomancer?

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This is how I paladin.

Nice choice, user. We should Muscle Wizard together sometime.

This is how I paladin

This is how I chaotic evil and idealistic good

Morty is also a piece of shit he's just not Rick levels of evil.

This is how I barbarian

This is how I Monk.

so more like chaotic evil and "trying to keep it together" neutral?

I just wing it.

I have no examples of what I do because I just fly by the edge of the seat and hope no one notices I'm just making things up as I go.

This is how I [filename].

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>doom
>evil

I always loved the idea of some kind of federal agent who used magic to basically become fucking superman in a suit, but then the matrix came out and ruined it forever.

Anime?

>tfw one of my players inadvertently made their character like Orochimaru over the course of the game

Strange feel.

Illya Kaleid I think. This is like the third most iconic scene from ti. The first two involve little girls making out.

Don't ever not do something because someone else already did something similar.

1. Orochimaru did not learn his lesson.
2. Orochimaru isn't buying corpses. He's growing clones, and knows that they're fully human individuals. Doesn't care.

This is how I illusionist

This is how I Muscle Wizard

This is how I cook

I remember THAT scene.

ok, cool

This is how I Guardsmen

I fucking love this. Easily the best thing about Naruto's ending. Maybe the only good thing.

Local snek ruins everything and gets away with it.

Also Sasuke got away with everything with just a "Sorry".

Listen mate if your looking for good writing and logical conclusions Naruto really isn't where you wanna be. Nobody really suffered the consequences of their actions. The Author had no idea what he was doing, pulled it all out of his ass as he went, and had gone full retard long before it ended. Sadly i still read it for nostalgia and because my autismo demanded i know the ending.

>it's another "Veeky Forums tries to justify a good/make a unique necromancer" thread!

Oh trust me, I know that Naruto became absolute shit as it went on.
To me, it started downhill right after the Chuunin Exams, and there was no redeeming it once it became far less about Naruto and far more about Sasuke.

More about the Uchiha, more like. All the villainous movers and shakers in the plot are Uchiha or Orochimaru, and even he can't stop riding that fan-shaped dick.

This is how I Druid with Intimidate skill.

This is how you do grimbright sci-fi mash.

This right here is the best way to muscle wizard.

Rick did literally nothing wrong.

It's pretty much universally agreed it started going downhill after the Chuunin exams, which was the last time it was about clever use of powers and trickery, and started being full on DBZ and sasgay wank

The only good part was the Itachi plot twist.

Itachi and Kakashi were the only ones who ever acted like real ass ninjas. Rock Lee should've been the protagonist.

>Orochimaru
>good

I hate those threads as much as you do but the guy is the epitome of a villain. He's weaboo Voldemort.

Rick Sanchez is Chaotic Neutral AT BEST, Chaotic Evil more often. The only thing he happens to care about is his family, and more specifically Morty.

Well, how about genociding a whole two universes? For starters.

They had it coming.

Orochimaru is literally in-setting Mengele Rasputin Hitler.

And gets away with fucking EVERYTHING.

And god save me if he ain't a good necromancer, he's great.

>The Author had no idea what he was doing, pulled it all out of his ass as he went, and had gone full retard long before it ended.
The Author dragged it out long, long after its logical ending because they were under contract.

Wait, is this supposed to be from Fate/FBI Watchlist? I thought it was nothing but reasons for a SWAT team to kick in your front door.

This is how I paladin

I can never hear his voice and not think of the same guy doing Socrethar in Hellfire Citadel yelling "FLEEEAAAS" and "The finan BOOOINDING"

Best girt winning was pretty great
So was the massive freak out from the people who didn't like best girl

This is how I multiclass monk/paladin

somehow incompetent and competent at the same time?

Exactly.

>"Sarge, there's no way we're going to kill that Daemon Prince."
>"Not with that attitude we won't maggot"
>"Ok genius, what's your brilliant plan?"
>"First, Grif, you'll charge head first at the enemy. Second, Donut, Lopez, Simmons and I will retreat to a tactical position."
>"Then what?"
>"That's it"
>"That's it? But wont I die?"
>"With any luck."

This is how i dark heresy

Rick is CN by outlook, CE by actions.

This is how I traitorous NPC.

This is how I Face.

It features Bazett, who was the best character to not appear in FSN (because Kirei killed her and stole best Lancer, otherwise she'd probably have won the Grail War)

She's basically a kung-fu rune mage, except she just uses the runes to give herself buffs so she can go hand to hand with pretty much everything (except the really high-end/lol concept hax TM stuff) and win. And that's before you factor in her family's acausual sword.

>I thought it was nothing but reasons for a SWAT team to kick in your front door.

Outside the Democratic Socialist Republics of Britain, Canada, and Australia you got nothing to fear.

Fixed it for you

>browses Veeky Forums
>not already on a government watchlist

this is how I try to /pol/ on a board that openly hates me

Thanks neighbor.

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This is how I Village of the Damned.

I don't get it

So Dilf?

So he's neither of those three because he survived?

It's implied that Orochimaru's current host body is female, and he in fact gave birth to Mizuki.

>Mengele
>not surviving

Which is an OP as fuck weapon that can counter and nullify (and kill the opponent if properly done) pretty much any attack. Oh, and it's a hard counter for most Noble Phantasms, effectively making her a Heroic Spirit killer if she can force them to use their trump card techniques.

this
richards is evil
you read secret wars right?

No. It's a "This is how I ---" thread.

>This is how I Sense Motive

>ALA is a muscle wizard

He's a CHA/STR bard. That gleam cost him an entire feat

>so called lawful heroes
>implying anyone in Naruto can be called Lawful

This is how I Tabaxi Paladin

You muscle wizard as a jobber who loses an arm in a 1v5 against a child?