>The party Druid gets revenge on the party Wizard by fucking his cat
The party Druid gets revenge on the party Wizard by fucking his cat
Luis Nguyen
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Charles Bennett
> The resident questfag gets revenge on the board by shitting it up
Carter Green
While wildshaped, or not?
Jace Myers
If he really wanted revenge on the wizard, he'd have cast Awaken Animal on it, then made the cat his cohort.
In reality, he just really wanted that pussy.
Brandon Lee
>Casts awaken animal and then pays to have cat turned human
>gets revenge via having kids and being a family man
Jack Allen
Who doesn't want a Litter of Kittens?
Samuel Foster
Odds yes, evens no.
Colton King
How does wildshape effect genetics? If you just had your normal genetic makeup but changed into the shape of a cat you wouldn't be able to have kittens, but if you're genes turned into cat genes you'd be in the clear. That still leaves some questions regarding what happens to your genetic makeup when you become a cat? Do your genes become equivalent cat genes? Does that sentence even make sense? How would you determine what the cat version of you is?
Lincoln Nguyen
I assume there's magical genes in the magic each person has that is unique to them.
Asher Barnes
So does this replace non-magical genetics, or do these genes exist alongside the normal ones?
Caleb Long
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Leo Roberts
They exist alongside and interact with regular genes.
The blueprint of the original caster's genes exist within them, and when they change shape the magic aids in helping them form a body of their choosing.
Nicholas Bennett
I like it.
Brayden Gonzalez
Did Tsubasa ever get the D?
Ryan Morgan
>The party rogue keeps convincing everyone she has sex with everyone in their sleep
>She's actually just stealing their valuables and removing their pants for giggles
Ryan Miller
If it was consensual then it wasn't revenge.
Camden Cruz
OwO do they have kawaii catgirl children????
Gavin Jackson
Yes......
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Jeremiah Bailey
I mean the druid also could have true polymorphed the cat into anime cat waifu, fuck it then turn it back.
Lucas Garcia
cat is fine to
t. druid
Juan Brown
>and didn't call it or buy it dinner first. No respect.
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Adrian Ramirez
>Not to mention getting it high on catnip and taking advantage of it.
Clearly the Bill Cosby of druids.
Samuel King
>gotta scapegoat harder
>board can't be bad on its own no sir