Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1281: Kamen Rider is Hitler's Treasure Edition

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massdebater
massdebater

/tg/thread/51150797#p51157674
I actually don't remember that, honestly.
It was in the Injustice comics, the Constantine storyline. Myx stole the Spectre's powers from his host and sided with his precious evil superman under the guise of the Spectre.

Inmate
Inmate

@Nojokur
Truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX_pE1z-qxA

WebTool
WebTool

Jumpers!

Do you ever release or pretend to be unfathomable horrors for the express purpose of uniting humanity?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This is it. Jumpchain isn't fun for me any more. Anyone can update my jumps if people want them to.

I have brain problems when it comes to people abusing authority. I have ever since I started to get bullied back in high school. It's been hours since I got home from work and I haven't even changed out of my work clothes. I've been too "triggered" to use a SJW term to do anything but look at this stupid thread, not even able to think of anything else or feel anything except numb. I can't keep doing this to myself, so I'm giving up this worthless game just like I've given up on so much else in life when I was too weak and pathetic to do anything else.

So congrats anti-red moderator-san. You pushed the little retard boy away from his dumbass game of pretend and made him cry. Does that make you happy? I hope you get what you deserve. I know you won't, because nobody ever does, but I hope that it happens all the same. I hope that the last thing that you're forced to say before someone plucks out your eyeballs is "Please, Red! Please don't nerf my eyes!" What I want more than anything is for someone to take a hammer to your nuts and ruin your pathetic geek body. Who's the tranny now, bitch boy? Do you have pets? I wish they'd get run over.

But none of that is ever going to happen. You're going to live a long, happy life with your obese fucking ass playing vidya gaems on your thousand dollar three screen computer, because healthy, well adjusted people don't become Veeky Forums moderators. And when you finally die of a heart attack from cramming too many twinkies down your throat while fucking a crying hooker, God will welcome you into Heaven with Strom Thurmond and Lou Dobbs and personally give you a high five for making me cry. And while you're getting a blowjob from the angels, all the good people like me and Red will be in Hell getting our ribs ripped out by demons for the three millionth time.

I hate you.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
Look at it right now! I could just go away and never post again. But I can't stop myself. I have to let you know you won, so that way you'll feel happy. Even I know you deserve to feel good for hurting me. Supid stupid stupid.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
You could always try to go to Sb? They're shitposter free, and would probably welcome you with open arms.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@massdebater
Huh. Never got around to reading all of Injustice.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
Bro Calm Down.
Why don't you wait till we get the full story eh?
If you really want to leave. I'm sad to see you go, but you don't need to meltdown like this.
I'm not going to feed you bullshit about not letting him win, but apparantly a lot of what happened was mod miscommunication and a stubborn refusal to admit to being wrong.

idontknow
idontknow

Hey guys, look at what I finally finished! It's a bit meatier than my other Jumps, but I'd really appreciate any constructive feedback you guys have to offer.

I present: Ogre Battle - The March of the Black Queen.

Also, apologies if I'm slow to respond. My Internet went out so I'm phone posting, but I'll be here most of the night.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
Damn. . . Well it is sad to see you leave but I wish you the best.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
Hey man, shit sucks I know. But if you really like Jumpchain, I hope you stick around. Maybe take a break for a little while while stuff settles down, then come back and see what happened?

But if it's really miserable for you then don't force yourself.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
If you're still around, INA, could you drop into the IRC to talk for a bit? A couple of us would like to hit you up.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@WebTool
No. But I'm going to now.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BlogWobbles
Have a nice life.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
Unity through a common enemy only last as long as the enemy lives. The threat of another one common may extend that period, but not by as much as you would hope. Hell, even during the fight against a common foe some nations/people would try to use it as a distraction to gain power over other nations/people.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BlogWobbles
Sad to see you go, but I hope it helps you feel better. It was a lot of fun having you here. Take care InNomine. We'll miss you.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
falling for the shitposter is a mod maymay

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BunnyJinx
@BlogWobbles

If you are going to leave because of someone saying something on the internet then you never really wanted to be here

WebTool
WebTool

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
I dunno, if you like making jumps, if you like jumping, there's still SB as a secondary community. I pretty much hit the same conclusion as you, and SB hasn't treated me any worse than this place.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
Right, so, I'm just going to say this now: We're going to miss you if you leave. I know that doesn't mean much, coming from a bunch of anons on the internet, but we will. I'm pissed about this shit with Timmy, too, but I also don't want to lose people like you or Red or anyone else. Because you've done some great work, you're a good person, and it feels like I'm watching a friend move away because this one petty asshole gets off at being a dick. And I get it if you want to leave, I do. I've taken breaks from time to time myself. But, I'd like you to stay, if you're willing. Because no matter what, you shouldn't have to leave just because of one dick bag. Either way, I wish you the best of luck, and from one random user on the internet to another: you're a good person, and I'll miss you.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
for the express purpose of uniting humanity
Does uniting them with their true potential and purpose count?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TalkBomber
Maybe people have things that they can't control and places like this are a safe haven until assholes show up.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TurtleCat
The divel gives good advice.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
Hey man...whatever you need to do for your mental health, do it. You sound really distressed at this moment.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
As long as that includes becoming sexy as hell: yes.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BlogWobbles
Well, I hope you come back, but either way I wish you all the best. Thanks for your contributions to the community, you'll be missed.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@WebTool
Tried this in Tokyo Ghoul, all that happened was that I got a cult dedicated to me and the world got destroyed. The world became a hell hole where my worshippers terrorized the survivors and I just 'ruled' over this broken world.

idontknow
idontknow

@Stark_Naked
Heartless fucking filth. First thing you do is shill for your shitty website.

likme
likme

@viagrandad
What kind of external threat would be enough to make that world side together?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
I hope the best for you InNomineAnon, I'm sorry this has hurt you. I hope that you'll come back from a long break but I would never hold you to that.

@Evil_kitten
@BunnyJinx
@Ignoramus
@iluvmen
@TurtleCat
@Illusionz
@TurtleCat
@GoogleCat
@Stark_Naked
Agreed.

Best wishes InNomineAnon. It's all I can give but best wishes.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@WebTool
pretend
About that...

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PurpleCharger
It's all I can do, it seems. I hate not being able to do anything about this.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BinaryMan
Maybe people have things that they can't control and places like this are a safe haven until assholes show up.

Isn't that for most of us here?, And no where is a safe haven but if he wants to leave he can leave if he wants to stay let him stay simple it's just words

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@idontknow
shill
for a website he has no personal investment in
providing another opportunity
user, you're the one who's heartless. You probably don't care about InNomineAnon so much as you lost another content creator. But, by all means, continue to be an asshole. It's not worth shitting up the thread to argue with you.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
It's certainly on the table, user.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@idontknow
Huh. Interesting format. It will take me a while to read the text in full, but I'm liking what I see.

girlDog
girlDog

@Dreamworx
Don't respond to bait posters.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
Then everything you've done is justified. Shine on, you glorious diamond. Shine on.

5mileys
5mileys

@Dreamworx
No personal investment
It's your community. Of fucking course you have investment in it. When some drama happens the first thing you do is try and snipe people for your community. No empathy extended, no arguments to try and change their minds, nothing at all but "Hey join my site instead!"

Like a fucking vulture.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
Oh fuck off. It's not bait if I think he's a piece of shit for his first thought being "How can I turn this around to advantage me?"

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@idontknow
This is bullshit. Regardless of how you see other communities, it's still a place where he can discuss this hobby if he still wants to. If he doesn't want anything to do with this anymore, that's up to him, but if the only thing he can't stand is the shitposting, then I don't see what the harm is in going elsewhere to find people for him to discuss this hobby with.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Burnblaze
See @5mileys

Most of this applies to you too.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
Don't leave. Don't give the motherfucker the satisfaction.

Stay, post content, and when he shows his face again, we report him and talk to the mods again and file complaints in feedback.

And if anybody is going to hell, it's the people like the shitposter, who can't let other people enjoy stuff without trying to shit all over it.

People who actually help make others happy? People like you? Instant ticket to heaven, man.

Never give up. Never surrender.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
Look, user. Clearly you're an asshole who can't put away his hateboner for a single moment to benefit someone else. That's fine, if unfortunate. Realize that I too prefer this community to SB, though it's still the jumpchain community with the most connections to us (besides the IRC) and has benefits of its own. It's not complete shit over there, contrary to popular belief.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad
You know it. As if the last sunset over a broken age.

Out of curiosity, is there anything else on your ascension wishlist, user?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fuzzy_Logic
No you don't. Not when your first instinct to drama is to ask them to go to SB for you. That's not the reply of someone who prefers this place or actually cares about a jumpmaker.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Come on guys. We all need to take a chill pill. We are all here for pretty much the same reasons: fun, power fantasy, writing, and whatnot.

Let's not fight, There have been so many fun moments here on /JC/! Even some really good ones recently. We can be better than this!

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
That was me, not him, and I haven't posted again since.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StonedTime
@Sir_Gallonhead
No, you are twenty times worse than the so-called "vultures" you claim others are. Every single time someone posts over there, you try to stir up drama. You keep harassing people who deign to intermingle. You've been told time and again that people are tired of your shit, so why don't you leave? You're not wanted here.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Bidwell
Trying to conflate me with someone else to support your stupid self.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@idontknow
Worst timing.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@lostmypassword
@Fuzzy_Logic
@Sir_Gallonhead
@Bidwell
@Deadlyinx
What are you even trying to accomplish right now. All you're doing is shitflinging to no end. This isn't helping.
This isn't BTFOing anyone. All you've done is make a mess.
Cut it out. All of you.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
Yes, because it's better to show someone an alternate community with some connections, than it is to force someone to remain here when the reasons they want to leave aren't likely to be addressed in the near future.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
Your arguments have even less weight on me than they did on him. Neither SB nor this place are my community.

But I'm well aware that this kind of thing doesn't happen overnight. If his mind is set, I'm not going to make up a half assed argument to defend this place, not when the flaws that he's pointed out aren't baseless. Extending an offer for him to consider other places is just that, if he wants to take it, he can, if he doesn't want to, he's free to do whatever he wants.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
Well, as someone who from time to time serves as humanity's progenitor I can tell you what I've done.

A little more functional control over the human body, ala shapeshifting is nice. There are all kin/d/s of options that can be used for. Increasing storage capacity so that when you increase lifespan it doesn't negatively effect them too much. Maybe a little bump here and there to certain traits to help humanity claim its rightful place among the stars: an increased sense of tribalism and loyalty as it applies to the species as opposed intra-species tribalism.

Depending on if I'm in charge I may toss a few more surprises in there, but that's really not the kind of thing you discuss in public. I imagine you understand. Love what you're doing, though. Consider me on board.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Okay guys let's calm down. How about builds for Mount and Blade, seems sorely lacking them. Any Anon's got a build for that?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
It's better to offer empathy and try to convince them to stay rather than swoop in to snap them up for your rival community. It shows a completely heartless approach to people.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@MPmaster
Yeah, I was trying something a little different. Trying to give the world some real tone. I know it's a hefty read though.

@Snarelure
Well, there can be more than one discussion. This is a thread after all.

Inmate
Inmate

@Raving_Cute
rival community
What fucking rival community? Are you seriously that deluded to think there's some sort of competition going on?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lord_Tryzalot
First off, that picture is great. I've got it saved in my dragons folder. Second, were it not so late I'd give your newest jump a look. As it is though I'm sorta winding down so I wouldn't be of much use.

I'll hit it up tomorrow afternoon or even though. I loved the WIP of it I saw.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Well, maybe I'll come back in a few days.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Inmate
Well with people like you doing their best to pick up people at their lowest and convince them to flee to your website? It's hard not to think so.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Changing the topic, does anyone know what happens if you have the 7 code keys from digimon? the description says a great beast will apppear but is a bit vague on what kind of creature it is.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Burnblaze
Yeah. I think this thread is shot. I'd say this is a record, but I'm pretty sure it's not.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BunnyJinx
Never give up. Never surrender.
Fucking amen, brother.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Burnblaze
We'll be here when you get back, user. We'll be waiting.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stark_Naked
Yes, it just has the moderator who consistently behaves like an utter jackass and then threatens you with moderator action if you try to yell at him for his toxic bullshit. No abuse of authority here.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Inmate
@ZeroReborn
Of for - Will you stop already? BOTH of you?

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
I actually saw Kamina in my head when I was typing that.

5mileys
5mileys

@Spazyfool
...are you sure you aren't me, user? I mean, I wasn't planning on enhanced loyalty, but everything else is already on the list. Everything.

I'm not in the habit of assuming understanding lightly, but you seem to be a being of sophistication and taste.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@AwesomeTucker
Two of the demon lords fusing together is supposed to summon the digi-beast of revelations. Power level varying depending on which ones.

Having all seven in one location might summon it?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TreeEater
No worries. I'll probably be posting it to the next thread or two. For obvious reasons. I was just so excited to be finished I had to post it. Hope you have a good night.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@ZeroReborn
When somebody is at their lowest and sees no options, people's reactions differ, and there will be folks that are willing to show that there are different options still available. If your only recourse is to tell him to suck it up and ignore the shitposting, how are you giving him options?

This place doesn't change. You lose a jumpmaker, people get sad for a couple threads, then the shitposting happens again and people get swept up in the commotion until eventually it goes too far again and you lose another jumpmaker. It's practically a cycle by now. How many times are you going to ask us to believe that you'll really change for the better?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What kind of cute fuzzy animals do you have, Jumpers?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CouchChiller
All you're doing is deciding that, instead of comfort, you might as well maneuver to bring something around as an advantage for yourself, and only yourself. The only thing you ever said was fuck these guys, come to my clubhouse. That's all you did. Not the least bit of care or tact, just trying to bring him over to your side.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BunnyJinx
I'm planning on getting the Dog Option in Persona.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BunnyJinx
A red panda. I've always wanted one.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
Holy shit, this post is the most obvious goddamn bait. Why are you here if you despise this thread? Why don't YOU go?

5mileys
5mileys

@Lord_Tryzalot
Reminder that Burning Godzilla saw Destroyah kill Godzilla Jr. right before their fight.

Reminder that the fight originally would have ended with Godzilla finishing off Destroyah with a spiral atomic beam that would have cost him his life but the producers thought this would detract from Godzilla's death.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@5mileys
*so they changed it. Fuck.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@5mileys
I'm unsure of the relevance of what you just said, i'm pretty sure it's just flying over my head.

But speaking of Godzilla, have ya'll seen Shin Godzilla? Cuz damn that is a sweet version of Godzilla!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@5mileys
No. I'm not you, precious thing, but given your taste and I wouldn't mind a taste I have no doubt that we wouldn't get along like a world on fire. It's just so invigorating to find someone like minded who shares you goals and proclivities.

As for the enhanced loyalty, I must recommend it. Of course your people will eventually come to their senses and treat you the way you deserve, but why not help them? Why not reward them? The ones that come to me of their own accord, and feed me with their glorious devotion, receive all manner of gifts. A little sugar to attract them and reward them, and the lash when they fail of course.

FastChef
FastChef

@Fried_Sushi
Jump #17: Mount and Blade

Drawbacks:
+200(1200)Bandits
+100(1300)Claimants
+300(1600)Kingsman
Background:
-0(1300)Squire
Skills:
-50(1250)Feastmaster
-50(1200)Riding
-300(900)Volunteers
-0(900)Power Strike
-200(600)Weapon Mastery
-600(0)Right to Rule

Nothing too glamorous I'm afraid. This was a rather early jump in this chain, and my first hundred or so jumps in this chain were all about sticking to Guns and Melee combat settings, stuff that (mostly) didn't involve completely fantastic premises. Or, at least my builds didn't. Sometimes that meant being a fairly tertiary character as I got good.

This, like many other jumps around this time, is focused on building up a strong base of mundane ability, but begins branching into my penchant for the whole divine right of kings business. I figure Right to Rule contrasts with Kingsman to make me some sort of legitimate but stymied heir to the kingdom. In line for, but not sitting on, the throne.

Really though, it's "Feastmaster" that draws me to this jump. I love it for giving me something I really savor that isn't a combat aspect.

Previous Jump(16): Berserk
Next Jump(18): Adventure Time

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RavySnake
I keep meaning to, but somehow haven't gotten around to it yet.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@idontknow
Small nitpick, might want to remove the "and I may even make you my king." considering it's not needed.

@RavySnake
The image Yoro was using was a humanized Burning Godzilla, so I thought I would point out that Burning Godzilla is a pissed off, dying parent that just saw their child die. So Yoro's pic would be the scariest Mama Bear ever.

Shin Godzilla's pretty cool, definitely a lot more monstrous and terrifying then previous versions of Godzilla. Combine it with GMK Godzilla for maximum horror.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
Planning on having like a million cloned Star Trek Tribbles at one point. I have a cat, from Uncharted Waters. I had another cat back during Hero BBS who acted as the party rouge, but he died before I could discover the powers of immortality.

@FastChef
Need to do this myself but thanks for that little rabbit!

5mileys
5mileys

@Crazy_Nice
Uh, I should clarify, you should remove the "and" in the "and I may even make you my king" part. Because it was followed by "and should you help Us crush these annoying rebels"

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Raving_Cute
It's really worth it. Honestly, I usually do my best to avoid what I consider "OP Bull" in my chain to keep the challenge up, but damn if I don't have that version of Godilla's powers.

@Crazy_Nice
Ah, thank you for explaining. And of course it's more monstrous, it was designed by Hideki Anno!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@RumChicken
Hmmm. I can see where you're coming from, but I prefer the long game. They return with the most fascinating gifts when you release them farther afield. Even if they can't feel a tether, it limits them. Limits you. The distance burns, but I find it's worth it, in the end.

WebTool
WebTool

So uh, yeah. Given the thread edition and the current argument, here's a preview of a new perk for the update. Y'all can thank Digger for this one.

Were You Expecting Nazi Gold? (-200, discount for Shocker Rider) Early on in his long career as a hero, Kamen Rider #1 had a habit of… appearing from nonsensical places in order to surprise his enemies. Shocker likes to think they’re clever, but that just means you have to be that much more cunning to get ahead of them. Certain tactics tend to catch even them by surprise, and this is one of them. If you know what it is your enemies seek and around the area it is… You can anticipate ‘when’ they’ll arrive in order to get a head start, but that’s not all. You can arrive there with little issue (navigating and talking enough shortcuts to usually outpace them) and place yourself in the position of what it is they seek in minutes, with no evidence of the replacement to be seen. It’s great for ambushes, don’t you think?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Poker_Star
This is true. Honestly, Shin Godzilla seemed less "Godzilla" and more like an NGE Angel. and I actually loved it. It was so much fun to see.

>>51158736
See here @5mileys
. I'm a moron, it seems.

@WebTool
YES. YES. YES.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@WebTool
Looks good. I will have so much fun with that.

Taking shortcuts not talking shortcuts.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@WebTool
I hope you add more drawbacks because all these new perks sound amazing

King_Martha
King_Martha

@WebTool
You were expecting Dio, but it was me, Kamen Rider!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TalkBomber
Well it certainly seem as though you've got your hands around it. That's always a pleasure to see. Regardless, you must keep me updated with what you're doing. It's so nice to cross-talk with a peer.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@WebTool
You were expecting Nazi Gold, but it was actually I, Kamen Rider!

Playboyize
Playboyize

What's the best DNA to use with Bribed the Doctor in Terra Formars?

Methshot
Methshot

@Raving_Cute

Derp. Thanks.

@Crazy_Nice

I probably will have to add more drawbacks and increase the CP limit. More work, yay.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@WebTool
Okay, that's a bad ass perk. Much love.

@Nojokur
You're not an idiot, I just jumped the gun on responding. Is all good.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Methshot
Hey sempai? What's a good theme for the drop in tree for first/next? Because I've got literally nothing for them.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fuzzy_Logic
What are the other backgrounds?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Methshot
@Gigastrength
What?! A Kamen Rider instead of Nazi Gold?! This must be the work of an enemy Stand!

girlDog
girlDog

@Fuzzy_Logic

No clue, kouhai. The First/The Next are sadly kinda limited in this aspect.

5mileys
5mileys

>>51158736
Why was this post deleted?

likme
likme

@Playboyize
Cockroach, maybe? The Johj seem to be tearing things up.

I still maintain that there'll be a twist at the end that using Human with the surgery will produce something gamebreaking for some contrived reason.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Playboyize

Kabuto Worm

Superspeed that, you roachy fucks.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@5mileys
I deleted it because it was not necessary.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fuzzy_Logic
Kaijin, Scientist, a normal person who helps the riders?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@likme
You realize that Human and Cockroach have already been crossbred right?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Firespawn
Kabuto Worm
Is that a Kamen Rider thing?

@likme
I'm betting the roaches had the procedure done on them with Human.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Bidwell
Oh, certainly. It's rare to find one who can appreciate my work.
My current project involves Symbiotes (web serial, not marvel) and Fiber Hybrids. One specimen of the former demonstrated the ability to grow pre-braided dreadlocks from its host's scalp. By combining the two, I hope to take it a step further and grow a weave of Life Fibers from and around my subjects' flesh. The last suit they'll ever wear, see.

What wonders have you procured, friend?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CodeBuns
No, I don't keep up with the story because that's nerd shit.

idontknow
idontknow

@Spazyfool
Worms from Kamen Rider Kabuto can move at ridiculously fast speeds naturally. As in, making it seem like they've stopped time, fast.

@Playboyize
Godzilla DNA, via that one drawback in the Godzilla jump causing Toho Godzilla to show up.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spazyfool
From Kamen rider kabuto, they have faster than sound speed

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lunatick
The cockroaches captured human females in large numbers and bred with them, creating human cockroach hybrids.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@VisualMaster
I think he meant a double human. A Human upgraded with the Human Surgery

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@VisualMaster
cuckshit
Really? Because that's dumb.
What was even the purpose of that.

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster
@CodeBuns
Thanks for giving me another reason to burn mars to the ground when I jump Terraformars

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Crazy_Nice
There's a reason that revelation caused OAA to pop back by briefly for the express purpose of authorizing destroying Mars.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Now that we have the new Fate jump, I'm using Fourth True Magic to erase the concept of the Johj from existence. That way, they'll all be totally erased, and Mars will still be there for terraforming.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
In order to bring out the best of humanity physically, while nurturing those propensities I'm interested in psychologically I've established a program of directed evolution.

Angelroids are just so fascinating. First off, they're unquestionably loyal and quite capable. So I use them to nurture those traits I'm interested in. I do this by enhancing their gamete cells with a modified blend of the Super Serum and the Progenitor virus. The effect has been a substantial increase in the overall durability and capability of subsequent offspring. Oh, and a significantly enhanced physical appearance. Once that population reaches critical mass, ie it can sustain itself without the aid of the Angelroids, I let the Angelroids slip into more of a elder mentor status and they help guide things for me. I hold a little ceremony for them, and they just love it.

I find that very helpful for establishing a solid base from which to conduct whatever it is that I need to do in a given environment. Plus it looks nice, and who doesn't want pleasant scenery.

eGremlin
eGremlin

So, since I'm jumping Lord of Light as we speak, how many jumpers modeled themselves on existing figures out of Hindu mythology for that jump? I'm really leaning towards a Ganesh/Remover of Obstacles focus for this build....

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Crazy_Nice
Apparently they're the next evolutionary step. The author has been going on about how the Terra Formar society is utopian because they don't have conflict and work together for a common goal.

@farquit
It turns out they came from Antarctica.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@farquit
They're already on Earth. The Chinese imported them.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BlogWobbles
That's not a bad plan.
Not at all. Perhaps throw in some time travel so that they never existed in the first place.
Unless the fourth can already do that, which wouldn't be too out there.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin
I actually made myself into a Hindu equivalent of the Archangel Michael.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BlogWobbles
I have an unbelievable amount of insect based powers. I get magic from insects, possess their powers, can generate them at will, and absolutely control them.

So the opportunity to take "There from the beginning" and, ahem, "pacify" the Johj was real fun for me.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@King_Martha

Huh. You know Usagianon I don't actually see you around the threads very often. Maybe that's just because I lurk most of the time but still.

How goes your collection of Sailor Moons?

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Pretty sure it erases them retroactively as well, though if not you can combine it with Balefire to do so.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Ignoramus
The author is crazy huh?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Hey, Jumpchain
Anything new happen today?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Dreamworx
@Ignoramus
Then add earth to the list of things that need to be burned to the ground

Evilember
Evilember

@eGremlin
Have you heard the news, comrade? Canon Companions will be available in the new Sailor Moon jump for 600cp. Yet another Usagi to add your group!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Crazy_Nice
And this is why OAA fucking hates the setting and Yu Sasuga

SASUGA SASUGA

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Playboyize
Why would you even ask that, unless you were trying to stir up shit?
You can already tell what's been going on by reading the thread before you post.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Playboyize
Why don't you go read for yourself.
It's better than bringing it all up again.
In better news Tactics Ogre seems to be done.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Bidwell
Nah, that's 'cause I usually don't post with my name on. Also I've had a severe drop in free time lately, so I really haven't been around as much as I used to be..

This current chain, is fairly restrained. only three, soon to be four, of her. and a healthy compliment of other senshi to back her/us up!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@ZeroReborn
Because of the community of all the other jumpmakers that used to be here, and went there. Because the anons here cannot help but push people away.

And after what happened to Quicksilver everyone just sort of came to the independent conclusion that it is better to go where you will be welcome, rather then to go nowhere at all, and just vanishing.

Leaving for SB gives people like you a victory, but giving up entirely and not going anywhere Means The Terrorists Win!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fuzzy_Logic
@girlDog
...Tachibana-san?(even if he doesn't exist in this)? Kazuya Taki? (The FBI agent who turned into Taki Rider in Spirits?)

5mileys
5mileys

@Playboyize
I sacrificed some goats to the volcano gods.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stark_Naked
The pointless conversation was already over.
There's no reason to continue the shitflinging fest.
Stop it.

takes2long
takes2long

@massdebater
Or you can start using the Fourth to burn away the past to delete events until you've traveled back to the point you're aiming for. Note that destroying time is probably rather mana intensive though.

Methshot
Methshot

@takes2long
timetravel via destroying the timeline
This can in no way go wrong. Not at all.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stark_Naked
Why are you here if you hate this thread so much? This kind of 'fuck /jc/' bait doesn't belong here, because by its nature it would be coming from someone who isn't here.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@5mileys
goats
You fucking monster.
You'll burn in goat hell for that.
Goats are GOAT.

You could have sacrificed anything: pigs, virgins, children.
But you chose goats. Absolute heresy. You will NEVER enter the Goat Tower and learn their secrets!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stark_Naked
Neither side is ever going to agree on this, so what's the point of bringing this up except to stir up more shit?

At the end of the day, we haven't "lost" that many people to SB at all. It's not even a victory, considering the people that make jumps on SB still post their jumps here on tg.

RavySnake
RavySnake

What perks are good for starting revolts? I want to overthrow the Party in 1984 and Wily in the Sons of Fate.

FastChef
FastChef

@Burnblaze
I'm already a demon, user.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RavySnake
I can't remember which one it was, but one of Cena's grand strategy jumps had excellent perks for doing just that.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster
Evolution has been treating you well, then? My results in that field are consistently milquetoast; survival of the most adequate and all that.

I usually just resort to direct engineering, sometimes with patches over time. Eclipse Phase was invaluable in that regard.

Sometimes I suspect nature abhors pantropy. Then, of course, I come to my senses and remember nature doesn't care about anything at all, but it can be surprisingly uncooperative for an insensate process.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Evilember
Yes, I did see that in the WIP that got posted! I'm really happy to see that. 600cp was a bit of a surprise, It's rare to see companions cost that much, but she's worth it.

I'll be jumping it as a trip to the SM Manga, since it seems to draw most heavily on that depiction of the setting, and it fits nicely with an approach I used in a different chain (via GMG that time) where I solved the whole Mamoru issue by just becoming one reality's version of him.

I'm gonna have my work cut out for me though... the drawbacks to pay for everything I want is going to challenge my jumper pretty severely even after 200+ jumps.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RavySnake
A fuckton of charisma and beauty perks

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@takes2long
Teleport by erasing the space between where you are and where you want to be
Heal yourself in battle by erasing your wounds
On a similar note, keep yourself in the fight by erasing your fatigue
What are some other creative uses for Fourth Magic?

Also, is it frowned upon to shout "IT JUST WORKS!" whenever you erase time to dodge an attack with the Fifth?

Booteefool
Booteefool

What's up, gamers.

*gets met with loud groans*

Anyway! I've held off on jumping Trigun for now, because not only have I done a lot of writing for it,Which is miles better than my mortal gauntlet write-up, WAY better. It's actually readable! I was poking around in some jumps and I saw

THE PERK

I knew, I knew with this perk, that my plans for Trigun would be complete. I'm also going to Undertale after this.

Jump 20: Anno 2070
Company: Eden Initiative (100 CP)

Perks
O Captain My Captain (Free)
Simulation Training (Free)
A Moving Reef (Free)
Community Support (Free)
Resupply (Free)
Eco (Free)
Aesthetics (100 CP)
Reusable Resources (100 CP)
Undiscovered Land (200 CP)
A Loving Earth (300 CP)
THE PERK. This is why I took this jump before Trigun. This perk will become a cornerstone of my build. This perk will help me restore barren lands and planets and other wrecked worlds.
Academics Unite (200 CP)
Dude? Thanks for free omnipotence /no. In all seriousness? BEST. PERK. EVER. This perk lets me go get information and other stuff!
Unified Front (400 CP)
You Solve Practical Problems (200 CP)
E.T.O. (400 CP)
Settling on the ocean floor, huh? Interesting...time to make a successful Rapture, I suppose.

Items
Biosphere (Free)
Such a shame I can’t summon this Ark down from thin air to crush my enemies like a cartoon anvil. Ah, well.

I plan on making this a flying ship when I hit the Classic Sonic Jump.
E.V.E (Free)

Drawbacks

Who Gave You This Number!?! (+100 CP)
Shoot Down The Rising Star (+200 CP)
This Thor Strindberg fellow sounds like a charming individual.

I’ll orchestrate his downfall swiftly and mercilessly.

Hector Hates You (+200 CP)
Mother Nature Is A Bitch (+200 CP since the maximum is +1000 CP)
That’s alright. I’m more than capable of handling natural disasters.

Fallout (+300 CP)
I should be okay with this. I’m fresh out of the Captain Planet jump as a Planeteer.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stupidasole
"IT JUST WORKS"
It's valid, but you have to either have the name or nickname "King Crimson".

takes2long
takes2long

@JunkTop
@Fuzzy_Logic
Works for me.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stupidasole
Using the fourth to erase the backblast of the fifth isn't really creative, but it would keep it from being lethal to the whole universe.

You can also presumably do things like erase people's will to fight to talk them down, or if sufficiently powerful start erasing boundaries between things to combine them.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stupidasole
The teleport one seems like it would leave gaping holes in space due to the whole fact that it erases stuff irreversibly. And do you really want to try to take the risks necessary to figure out how to use the Fourth to destroy certain aspects of your own body without harming others? Assuming it's even possible to use it that way.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
Well yes, bespoke solutions are sometimes best but you might give nature another look.

While I typically patronize and personify beauty, wisdom, and the arts I do on occasion take up the mantle of predation. If you haven't done that, I cannot recommend it enough. Living as a goddess of predators and predation gives you such insight into the meat of biology.

The universe is uncaring, but I've found displays of will and dominance to be surprisingly effective in those instances. Sometimes you just need to let it all hang out and cut loose.

In any event, I must go. This has been such a pleasure though, and we must do it again.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stupidasole
IT JUST WORKS!
I think, as opposed to shouting it, you should instead just calmly state this whenever anyone asks you any questions about it. "It just works" is true magic's thing, after all.

Does anyone know a way to push the fifth without killing everything? The only solution I could come up with is also taking first, then using it to make more time to replace what you borrow.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Sir_Gallonhead
Tachibana-san

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RumChicken
I will consider your words.

Likewise. Take care, darling.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
Shunting it into another timeline or paralel universe with no life would be a rather crude but effective solution.
Maybe just make a disposable demiplane and go ham. I can't imagine that would be without consequence though.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lord_Tryzalot
pic
That's hot.

kek

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Is it possible to use Requip on other people? If not, is there a similar ability that works on other people?

takes2long
takes2long

@eGremlin
Someone in the setting already took the name of Ganesha. He's a bit of a jerk, from what I recall.

massdebater
massdebater

@GoogleCat
I included a ton of other drawbacks are meant to make an interesting story that aren't on the WIP I posted. (IIRC)

The really only big fuck you options (at least the intended ones) I put in the drawbacks section is the villain-only drawback that makes the senshi aware of you and have them come after you, and of course the "chaos wants to kill you" drawback.

And an updated, jumpable version of the WIP should be posted before the Week's over (Sunday at the most).

Methnerd
Methnerd

@WebTool
Never.
I have accidentally let things loose from my lab though.
And I may have unleashed terrible things just so I could tell them "1v1 me bro".
I did such to Sauron even.

@BunnyJinx
Dunno about "fuzzy" but my twin Mabari are cute as hell.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@StonedTime
The one perk from Chrono Trigger for laughing at time paradoxes. Use the fifth to prevent your previous major usages of the fifth but still be A-Ok.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Raving_Cute
@CouchChiller
Drop in, civilian(reporter?), scientist/monster, rider.

@Sir_Gallonhead
I don't think first/next has him.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
Oh. damn. Been awhile since I read it. Maybe I'll just displace him and be less of a dick.

@massdebater
Ooh, I'll look forward to the WIP update. The drawback option from the first WIP that's really going to make me work hard is "Servant of Evil" where a companion gets corrupted. That, and Old Foe.

Chaos is going to want to kill me badly enough without a drawback, thanks. Fortunately, I kinda take umbrage at it's choice of name, so the feeling will be mutual. I have a tendency to embody a different sort of chaos entirely.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@JunkTop
Tachibana was in The First, but only for a few moments. Just long enough to give Takeshi the New Cyclone and give him advice. You could still base drop-in on him.

And maybe you could split up monster and scientist. Make scientist drop-in.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methnerd
You specify a time stamp. So you destroy the intervening space between where you are and where you want to be, in the space time of now and 6 seconds from now.

Or you destroy the tear in space after you step through.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Jump # 163 TOME
Age: 19
Starting location: Lavendera
Gender: Female
Background: Social Butterfly (100)

Perks:
*Libra System (0)
*Battle On (0)
*Hot Stuff coming thru (0)
*You’ve got weird friends, I like your weird friends (100, Discount)
*Beauty was what killed the beast (300, Discount)
*My Blade is tempered by my Ideals (400)
*Mysterious as the dark side of the moon (100)
Companions:
*Welcome to the Guild (400)

Avatar
Class: Spellcaster
Power: Fire
Perks:
*One with the code x 2 (200)
*Shoot an Icecicle (0)
*I’ve got at least 1 hp (0)
*Heroes Flight (50)
*the force of the great typhoon (50)
*Taste the Rainbow (300)
*Magnetic Float (200)
*Might and Magic work as one (200)

Drawbacks:
*Stay Alive online (+300)

Some jumps turn out harder than they had to be. I really didn’t know what to expect from this jump, I went in looking for something like sword art online. That wasn’t what I got. A lot of the people were nice.

I hadn’t intended to get involved in the hacker problem but I bumped in to a few. By the time I got done with them they were convinced I was a hacker with the things that I pulled but I got them to talk a bit. It alerted me that there was more going on, some forbidden power thing.

I managed to find out they were looking for something called the forbidden power. Honestly I had a good idea of someone who already possessed it but just kept an eye on Alpha when I could.

I avoided the tournament because I decided that it was better not to draw attention to myself… unfortunately not too long after that everything went to hell. Some girl got turned in to an antivirus, we uncovered an AI and the fact that the forbidden power was some sort of virus, things got messy but I managed to make it through and help to keep damage to a minimum.

There was some talk of the servers shutting down but thankfully it was just talk.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Does the Excalibur rewarded by the King Arthur jump come with its' scabbard? I remember that having the ability to prevent your wounds from bleeding in the old myths, or something like that.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@idontknow
Needs Brunhild, Tarot cards, and some perks for the side you picked like Gates' ability to send out clones of himself for Black Queen, or something to do with Liberating and something to do with recruiting defeated enemies you spade for Rebel.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Crazy_Nice
I don't think scenario Excalibur comes with Avalon, but even if it doesn't depending on the version of Arthurian legend you go too it shouldn't be too hard to pick up the real deal yourself.
Just mind the fact that Kind Arthur will probably not want you taking it. Cheat Modo is your friend.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Could a biotic have their power boosted by having some sort of implanted electricity generator system?
Would a computer linked to their brain help with targetting and focusing on the exact effect they want?

I kind of want to make super-biotics.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberburn
Avalon isn't the scabbard's name anywhere outside of Fate. In all the actual stories, it's nameless.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperWish
What do you think their implants are?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@AwesomeTucker
People use the King Arthur jump for things that aren't Fate?
I mean it's the general assumption.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperWish
Um, every biotic in Mass Effect already has that. That's what the cybernetic implants and biotic amps are. You could improve on the technology, certainly, but it wouldn't be some novel idea. There have biotics with cybernetic augmentation for longer than humans have had electricity.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
It's really not.
Besides if you're looting shit off Arturia pick up Rhon. Shit's crazy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Emberburn
Oh, alright. I wasn't going for Fate though, I just wanted the classic version.

@whereismyname
Nah, I'm going classic King Arthur. I just wanted to know if it came with the scabbard that prevented your wounds from bleeding.

farquit
farquit

@Lunatick
What's Rhon?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BunnyJinx
@Need_TLC
Well, shit.
Guess I should have bothered to read all that codex stuff.

I thought it was just some training or whatever.

askme
askme

@whereismyname
I went to the sword in the stone to make pic related real

Bidwell
Bidwell

@whereismyname
I went for Dresden Files.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
Yes. I use it to go to the Mists of Avalon continuity, so I can murder my way through there as punishment for Mercedes Lackey's influence on the fantasy genre.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Can we learn Infernal Charms from Shards of Exalted Dreams?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stark_Naked
Yeah, it's not like we have a moderator who actively shitposts up the thread and then deletes your posts and bans you if you're not biting.

Oh. Wait.

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
Squirrel girl is best girl.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@whereismyname
not going to sonic and the black knight
Missed opportunities son.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Need_TLC
I forget, do Asari need them, too?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SomethingNew
You should read through them. There's actually a lot of cool stuff in the Codex.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
No.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Deadlyinx
Responding to 2 hour old posts to reboot a dead argument that nobody but yourself wants to see continued is not appreciated.

FastChef
FastChef

@whereismyname
I went for King Arthur and the Knights of Justice, because we're never getting that as a Jump and I was feeling nostalgic.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@farquit

Rhongomynyad - The Spear that Shines in the Far Away
Rank: A++
Type: Anti-Fort
Holy spear. Also known as Ron. It has been said that its true form is that of something which fasten together the two sides of the world.
When releasing the True Name, both Rank and classification change.

Originally, this holy spear is the "pillar of light" that sews together the two sides of the world, and it has been said that - in the unlikely event that this is undone - the current world that has been composed by the laws of physics will be torn off, and the many laws of illusion that became things of the past will appear.
Due being the "king" that stood at the final moments of illusion and the Age of Gods, she possesses this holy spear that conceals such tremendous power.

Rhongomynyad - The Spear that Shines in the Far Away
Rank: A++
Type: Anti-Fortress
Holy spear. An anchor of storm that fasten together the planet.
It has been said that its real form is that of a tower that fasten together the skin of the world. When releasing the True Name, both Rank and classification change.

Its original power is being limited by thirteen restraints, but nevertheless this is the pillar in the far away that shines to extol the brilliance of the planet.
───
The holy spear Rhongomynyad makes the "pillar of light" that fasten together the outer layer of the world as its main body. Thanks to the existence of the thirteen restraints that are endowed with the same processes as the "the holy sword of the planet that saves the world", this is barely in a condition where it can take shape as a Noble Phantasm.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Burnblaze
Asari don't need them, thanks to Prothean genetic augmentation, but they do help them. That's why Asari party members can equip biotic augs. No idea if they need the support implants that make biotic augs possible, though. They might just be using their native mind-melding to interface with them, I wouldn't be surprised if Asari had tech for artificial melding.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@whereismyname
Where is it? I can't find it on the drive anywhere and I want to go to it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CodeBuns
It's upgraded in Grand Order to being EX.

farquit
farquit

@Gigastrength
I would imagine that you couldn't outside of perhaps making your devil tiger theme be a carbon copy of one set.
The primordials for those charms don't exist in that state anymore.
I suppose if gunstar autocthonia ever gets made into a jump you could though.

5mileys
5mileys

@Boy_vs_Girl
Yes I am quoting the profiles where they mention it ranking up.

takes2long
takes2long

@Booteefool
Should be in unimaged folders.

w8t4u
w8t4u

So I was thinking. You guys know that fan theory that states Asari somehow subconsciously make every species think they look like blue versions of them?

Imagine if that's true.

Jumper takes Asari because they want to be a hot blue space babe
Immediately takes off clothes and runs in front of mirror to admire their new body after jump starts
Turns out they're actually a mass of tentacles

idontknow
idontknow

@Booteefool
It's in the Jumps with their own Folders section, unimaged.

likme
likme

@Gigastrength
Depends on the charms. If you're talking about Gunstar Autocthonia, no. All those Primordials are dead or drastically changed in the continuity you go to. Infernals don't exist in Heaven's Reach at all. They're an entirely different thing in Burn Legend, so I doubt you could learn those charms. Maybe as an expansion on Infernal Monster Style, there is some similarity there, but that's not an Infernals-exclusive thing so much as something they're really good at. As for Modern Age, maybe. Some of those charms are fairly specific to modern civilization's trappings, so you might have to invent them yourself as the Yozi wouldn't have them on their own. But others use concepts that would have existed in Creation at one point or another, so it's not inconceivable that a Yozi would have them in the 2nd Edition canon.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Crazy_Nice
Jump maker here. Gonna say if you complete the A Journey Through Time drawback as well you could choose to get the scabbard instead of one of the knights.

Might add that to the jump later if no one minds that option and i can gather the motivation.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@whereismyname
The Greek Mythology wip was going to have the option to go to other ancient greek fictional settings like the King Arthur jump did it. Pity it wasn't finished.

Techpill
Techpill

@w8t4u
What evolutionary path makes you a memetic smurf?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Playboyize
Boo fucking hoo, we don't have another lazy ass jump people just use to get things that they couldn't pay for in another jump. What a loss.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@w8t4u
Isn't that semi-canon? Every species insisting that they look more like them than other species?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Playboyize
Is that up for adoption or dead?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
Really? Not him, but I'm looking through it now. The Charms seem to be for their Yozi incarnations.

I mean, there's a wind one for Adorjan and one for Malfeas that turns a vehicle into an armored brass version.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@lostmypassword
Cool, thanks ArthurAnon. That'll help in battle, so if I get wounded I'm at least not bleeding as well, further sapping me of my strength.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

If you bought Artificial Crew from Elite Dangerous, which always gives you a skeleton crew of androids for your ships, and Old Friend and Full Crew from Uncharted Waters, which imports an existing ship and upgrades your crew to a full complement of seasoned professionals respectively, would it be okay to take that as upgrading the android crew rather than giving it a human crew?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Techpill
No evolutionary path at all. The big secret of the Asari is that they're an artificial species, the Protheans engineered them as a sleeper weapon against the Reapers, to rise up as a major galactic power and defeat them in the next cycle. Instead, the Asari pissed their advantages away playing political power games. Javik has some harsh words to say about that, if you take him on Priority: Thessia. Liara, too.

@Firespawn
Yeah, but the canon is just that the various species tend to emphasize in their minds the parts that look most like them. He's talking about the fan theory that it's not just emphasis but total telepathic illusion rewriting their appearance.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@VisualMaster
ArthurAnon

I like it and now i'm taking it.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@GoogleCat
No, because the Uncharted Waters one is only for a single ship's crew, not an automatic crew that applies to all ships by fiat.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@lostmypassword
Oh hey, thought you were gone. Good to see you're still around.

So if they ended up with another artifact like Rhon, could you take that instead?

girlDog
girlDog

@TurtleCat
I figured he was asking about Theion charms and the like.
Because Theion is kill.

IIRC the other non Gunstar Modern Exalted settings change what the Yozi actually are so those charms are probably right out as well.
I guess you could just make them custom if they're suffuciently in theme though. A lot of them are.

5mileys
5mileys

You know, we've seen Excalibur, Avalon, and even Rhongomyniad, but with how omnipresent Arturia is in Fate I'm surprised there's no mention of Carnwennan.

cum2soon
cum2soon

If we're essence 10 in one type of exaltation and go to another jump and get a different type of exaltation, do we still have to wait the thousand or so years to get to a 10 in the new one or do we count as old enough already? Like, say, an e10 siddie going to e10 dragonborn practically overnight.

takes2long
takes2long

@TalkBomber
Up for adoption as far as I know, the author is long gone.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
That's fair. What if it only applied to the one ship you imported with Old Friend (which was what I had in mind)?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
To be fair, they can use human armor sets, but not the armor sets of other races, so they are closer to human in body, if not in face.

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
Makes sense to me.

idontknow
idontknow

@Illusionz
Yeah, but the canon is just that the various species tend to emphasize in their minds the parts that look most like them
I prefer that one and it makes sense based on the drunken bachelor party conversation.

DON'T RUIN BLUE SPACE BABES FOR ME, DAMMIT!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
I actually really like this format.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@takes2long
Cool, I'd be totally willing to do it then.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@idontknow
Oh, don't worry, that's my preferred explanation, too. Because there's no evidence the Asari have ranged telepathy. And you see dead Asari who presumably wouldn't be projecting the illusion anymore even if they did have it. It doesn't make sense for them to be changelings.

FastChef
FastChef

@cum2soon
Answer is fanwank since that can't happen at all in setting.
My first instinct is that you'd need to wait to get used to how the new essence works though.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Illusionz
Wait so Asari were literally engineered to be super diplomats with rocking bods?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Boy_vs_Girl
Not gone just lurking.

Also i suppose you could, i don't know any other setting where they could gain a different magical weapon, besides fate, but if there's one and you can make an argument for them taking it instead go ahead.

I'd also say this applies for thing like that black Excalibur that you see when it get corrupted in fate should that happen.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TalkBomber
And you see dead Asari who presumably wouldn't be projecting the illusion anymore even if they did have it
To be fair, I think the explanation for that and the statues and stuff was that they somehow rewrite the concept of Asari appearance in the target's mind, or something.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@idontknow
Dear Friends
Why is this using CP to measure perks like this? It's too meta and CP means very different things depending on the jump in question. The description before it is a much better way to describe it honestly.

farquit
farquit

@askme
You, I like you.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TalkBomber
The big one is the statues, which couldn't telepathically manipulate people due to being stone.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TalkBomber
@Illusionz
Besides, it's not like the Geth would be vulnerable to telepathy, right?
Eventually Legion would have pointed out that the Asari are actually little blue Shoggoths if that were the case.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PurpleCharger
Yeah. It's also why they're naturally biotic, and incredibly fast and strong, and have long lifespans. They're meant to be the superhuman leaders of an army of conquered slave-soldiers, just like the Protheans were, only even better. The Protheans even left them a repository of all their technology, which is why the Asari tech base is so good. But the Asari leadership realized that fully capitalizing on their advantages would mean admitting that they had a helping hand in all of it instead of doing it for themselves, so for the sake of their pride they hoarded their technology and only slowly dealt it out, making them unprepared by the time the Reapers came around.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Well I just finished off my list of jumps to take. If anyone has any more suggestions of jumps they would like to see me take I am looking for 7.

Here is the list of Jumps I have already taken http://pastebin.com/MR60FhSt

Supergrass
Supergrass

@eGremlin
Monster Rancher

5mileys
5mileys

@eGremlin
Devil Survivor 2

takes2long
takes2long

@Firespawn
Sounds awesome. Greek mythology is really interesting.

idontknow
idontknow

@Emberfire
Why would they even care they were helped along if they were doing it from the back of their slave armies? That's really fucking stupid.

Evilember
Evilember

@idontknow
Thinking super-politicians wouldn't be super-stupid
See user, you're making the same mistake the Protheans did.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@idontknow
Yes, it is. Asari are dumb. Like I said, there's a lot of "oh my god, you idiots wasted every advantage we gave you" ranting from Javik.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evilember
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BLUE SKINNED SPACE BISEXUALS WITH SUPER BEAUTY
HOW???????
@ZeroReborn
Man I want to maintain that early start drawback from GHQ and just make them a galactic superpower while bitch slapping all the people shitting themselves because "muh pride"

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberfire
Well humans are lucky that every other race, all innately superior to humans in every way with centuries of technological lead ahead of them and sponsorship from the races before, all of them, are retards.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
Meh, wouldn't they be fucked up worse if they were evil slaving despots who treat other races like cattle like the Protheans wanted?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stark_Naked
Err, I'm pretty sure starting 66 Million years in the past actually puts you several cycles ago?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Supergrass
@5mileys
Alright added to the list. Also I don't mind jump makers shamelessly shilling their own jumps.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Stark_Naked
@Soft_member
Each Reaper cycle has a space of 50,000 years in between, so, doing the math, with that drawback you'd be...1,320 cycles ago.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Harmless_Venom
That would make sense to me.
I mean I can accept that if your race has been actually engineered by super science to be good at everything then they'll curbstomp the other races. It just pisses me off because this sounds like some excuse they had to make up so the Asari wouldn't be cooler then humans in every way.

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Presumably there's a bunch of alternative ME universes where it turned out different...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize
Well the humans just come across as stupid lamers who just stumbled in absurdly lucky like.

Evilember
Evilember

@Soft_member
Yeah. On average there's a cycle every fifty thousand years, adjusting for the individual species of each cycle and their respective development. So you'd be approximately 1300 cycles ahead of time.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stark_Naked
Not making Humanity the galactic superpower

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperGod
Why the fuck would I be the God Emperor to humanity when I could it be it to super beautiful space ladies who are better in every way?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Playboyize
Yeah. I ended up picking Asari as a race because of their abilities. Mass Effect aliens do have a surprising amount of things that could be considered superpowers.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Playboyize
To be fair, everyone is stupid in Mass Effect. Everyone. The Quarians tried to murder the Geth when one asked if they had a soul, the Leviathans never thought to install a "Don't betray and kill us" function in the Star Child, "Ah yes, Reapers", and...well, need I go on? When it comes to important decisions, everyone not named Shepherd will always, ALWAYS fuck up, without said Shepherd's assistance. And the only reason he doesn't fuck up is because he's a video game character and we make the decisions for him, plus save scumming.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Where can I get one of those perks that let you start jumps in a position of authority?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@ZeroReborn
Those space ladies need human dick regardless.

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Sharpcharm
Humanity is the dark horse race that pumped their Luck stat like crazy and wound up becoming the Chosen Ones of the RNGesus.

takes2long
takes2long

@ZeroReborn
Because those space ladies are fucking idiots.

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass

Heya, just wanna bring up the King Arthur Supplement while you were around. You have any plans of finishing that and giving stuff descriptions?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Inmate
Yeah, i haven't even messed with it since i first posted the jump two years ago. I gotta go wiki diving to grab some ideas for the descriptions but i'll update it. I work super slow so no promises when but i'll get to it.

If anyone has any requests for the jump or the supplement go ahead and say so.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
And I can provide one.

@takes2long
So is everyone in Mass Effect though.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@GoogleCat
"Ah yes, Reapers"
I was always kind of disappointed there wasn't a Renegade option to sarcastically respond with "Ah yes, Reapers. We have dismissed those claims. Clearly this is just a Geth invasion fleet." to the Council asking you to fix their mess.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RavySnake

Gotcha, thanks.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RavySnake
A drawback/scenario for helping Mordred instead of Arthur?

@eGremlin
Same here, which is why I said it when I jumped Mass Effect.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@whereismyname
Doesn't the A Journey Through Time drawback cover that what with Mordred being the king's son and therefor successor? I mean even without the drawback you could do that anyway.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methshot
Presumably there's a bunch of alternative ME universes where it turned out different...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9271192/1/Transcendent-Humanity
As far as I can tell, it's basically not!Eclipse Phase Humanity in the Mass Effect universe, but I don't know a ton about about Eclipse Phase, just the basics.
It's pretty HFY, but arguably it's HFY that makes sense. Where humans simply put in the time and did everything the right way.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Does anyone know if the generic xianxia jump is ready for builds, or if Record is still tweaking things?

@Soft_member
@Poker_Star
...hold the phone here, I don't remember exactly how long the Leviathan civilisation existed ago but if you did that-is there a possibility you could start before the Reapers even existed?

@WebTool
Tried that a few times back in the day. Got mixed results; in Pacific Rim I ended up fighting WITH humanity against all the kaiju, and in 40K I didn't mean to do it and it happened because my ACTUAL plan for humanity was sabotaged by Emps.

These days I'm more of a behind the scenes kind of unfathomable horror. When I need to make public appearances, I've found the Old Testament look works way better.

You'd be amazed how many people trust a burning bush that shouts commandments.

@BlogWobbles
Sorry to hear that.

I know it's a longshot you're still reading this but as someone who's been here a while, I'd just like to say I've found it helps take a break and calming down with some vidya or just a walk when things get too fired up in thread, before making hard decisions.

Helps put things in perspective when you realise how distant those people actually are.

@BunnyJinx
Also, none of that and whoever he is, he doesn't.

Thank you for all the jumps.

@idontknow
Looks pretty good! Just wondering, I know the empress is the BBEG but why is the pumpkin witch banned as a companion?

@BunnyJinx
A couple kitsunes. Also some of the recent Lavosii breeds have gone fuzzy for some reason.

I knew making that fluff dimension manse was a mistake.

@Fried_Sushi
...Ragyo monologuing to herself in a mirror about how best she is somehow seems in-character.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@whereismyname
Reminder that Mordred is Best Saber

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
I think generic xianxia is probably done. There was still contention about the time extender drawback, but honestly I don't think anything else is going to need changing and even that isn't a real big deal.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@viagrandad
...huh. Fair enough. Um, maybe a drawback for helping King Arthur mend relations with Morgana and Mordred? Sarcastically titled, "Happy Family"? Actually, maybe a drawback just for preventing the tragedies of Arthurian myth, there's a difference between keeping Arthur on the throne and making sure Arthurian myth is mostly happy and tragedy free after all, right?

@Methnerd
Hey Garlock, I remember that you had a combo for being Achronal, but what does that actually do? Make you immune to time shenanigans? It used Angel's Grace and Observer and all that, I think.

@Snarelure
Reminder that best ending would be having Arthur accept Mordred and them living happily instead of Mordred betraying her 'father'.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
I made one actually several thousand of these since we're never ever getting a Dust jump.
They're 2cute.

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
Reminder that Arthur was completely in the right and Mordred herself realizes later on that everything was her fault.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Poker_Star
I've never understood where this comes from.
Maybe I missed something. But I only ever heard/read "the Protheans died 50,000 years ago" and "There is a cycle of extinction.

Nothing that indicates they do it every 50,000 years on the dot. I always assumed they monitor the Sapient Races and just invade when they reach the correct level of technology/advancement.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TurtleCat
That's a good idea, i think i'll run with it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TechHater
Reminder that you should take them both as your servant in different jumps so that they can reunite and make up.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
Supreme Commander
Power Rangers
Ghost Rider
Doom 2016
Transformers

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TechHater
Reminder that true warriors of justice fight to protect everyone's smiles, and that Morgana was the real villain.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TechHater
They were both wrong, at least in my opinion. They both fucked up, spectacularly, repeatedly.
Or perhaps I should be more specific.
There was nothing wrong with that Mordred wanted, but she/he went about it in the worst fucking way possible. Likewise Artoria/Arthur had a good damn point, but should have at least made an effort of some sort.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sir_Gallonhead
Nah Morgana just felt like she got screwed out of the throne and she totally did get screwed out of the throne.
A hero of justice has to save everyone!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@MPmaster
Arturia basically failed to realize Mordred didn't get her reasoning and never realized she had started to hate her until the end.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Burnblaze
Fair enough, given Arturia has considerably fucking more on her mind ruling the kingdom then Mordred does.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TurtleCat
Oh, the Seithr Fluid Body Theory one? Judging by how Phenomenon Interventions work I imagine it's something like one of those DAA reality marbles that manifests through their body. So immunity to time shenanigans as a side effect of being a protean lump of eldritch ooze that can move around outside of causality, basically.

...well, originally. Now that I've retroactively had both the Third and the First Magics for centuries before heading for Blazblue, even I'm a bit lost wondering how trying to become a "Heaven's Fall" would interact with it.

At least I got some experience with being an amorphous mystic energy slimeball?

@Gigastrength
@Sir_Gallonhead
...wasn't Morgana literally a traitorous witch or something?

@Evilember
Alright. Wasn't going to take that anyway, so that's good to know.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Burnblaze
Arturia's biggest failure was always her difficulty empathizing with those around her. Likewise, they saw how she held herself and began to assume she had no emotions.

@BlogWobbles
Arturia was a good person, but she had failures both as a person, and as a King.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What is a TYPE?

farquit
farquit

@New_Cliche
Huh, okay, that's pretty cool-

Heaven's Fall
I have to say, that's a pretty cool name.

@Nojokur
So, best way to help her is to teach her how to empathise with others! Pretty sure we have perks for that, don't we?

5mileys
5mileys

@Boy_vs_Girl
A word that starts with T.

askme
askme

@Nojokur
Uh Arturia made no failures as a king. That's why people stopped thinking she was human. She was able to turn off her emotions and do completely heartless shit like raid and slaughter her own villages in order to keep the rest of Britian safe.

Inmate
Inmate

@Boy_vs_Girl
Well, when a planet wants something or someone to die very, very much...

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lunatick
Alright, I'll add all of those to the list that should do it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
raid and slaughter her own villages
Wut

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@farquit
Aye, but I'm not helping Arturia in King Arthur.
I'm getting her her Happy Ending in FSN. Happy Endings for EVERYONE!
Except Priest, King, and Worm Lord. They die.

@askme
If the people hate you you failed as a king. You can't just be a Strategy Machine, you also have to keep the good will of the people, and your soldiers/nobles.

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
Kings are public figures. Public figures need to be popular.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Burnblaze
A King isn't a popular leader, they don't need to be loved to successfully lead their kingdom to safety and prosperity. Which is what Arturia did until the very end. Thus she succeeded.

FastChef
FastChef

@farquit
Pretty sure we have perks for that, don't we?

Or you could just be her friend and help her in general.
I don't really know much about Fate, but it doesn't seem like anyone got close to her during her time as King.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
Kings are not presidents or prime ministers. Democracy is not a thing, especially when you have bullshit strong magical powers and all the other strongest guys in the kingdom are fanatically loyal to you.

What the fuck is the common man or soldier of Britain able to do if Arturia tells them to get the fuck out of the way?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@FastChef
That works as well, I just wanted a way to guarantee it just in case my not friendship isn't enough.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Burnblaze
@Methnerd
Arturia kills her own villages to supply her army so they can fight off invasions. Basically the village would have been wiped out later anyway and Arturia knows this. So she orders her army to take all the food from the village and then puts them to the death so they can die painlessly instead of all starving to death through the winter.
@WebTool
She was popular and beloved by the public. Lancelot fucked everything up though because she didn't punish him for fucking Guinevere and decided he hated her for being to perfect.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BinaryMan
@Fuzzy_Logic
If you cause a revolt because the people disliked you, you failed. End of story.

@Fuzzy_Logic
What the fuck is the common man or soldier of Britain able to do if Arturia tells them to get the fuck out of the way?
Revolt. Like Mordred and her followers did.

@Boy_vs_Girl
She was beloved AT FIRST. The longer shit went on the more people began to dislike her. Because of how "inhuman" she appeared.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fuzzy_Logic
Stand their ground.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fuzzy_Logic
You can't be overthrown by your nobles or your peasants
Bad kings met that fate often.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Boy_vs_Girl
Arturia deserved to die.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Carnalpleasure
Arturia is literally spelled out to always be right about shit like this. The village would have died to the last anyway, she turned that into an advantage. Basically she stops herself from having human emotions because otherwise Camelot falls and everyone dies.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Bidwell
You mean Mordred, one of the few people almost as powerful as Arturia herself? Remove her from the equation and all you have is a small rebellion that will be brutally suppressed by the magic knights of the round.

@Deadlyinx
Remind me how many of those kings were superhuman killing machines with golden laser swords.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@LuckyDusty
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

@VisualMaster
Nice description of a tyrant senpai.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Sburb
Title: Page of Space or Heir of Space
Origin: Troll Highblood

Perks
Irons in the Fire
S U C K E R S (200cp)
Smooth Sylladex (200cp)
Sea-Dweller Heiress (300cp)
You Can’t Keep Down the Clown (300cp)
God Tier (400cp)
A Taste for Adventure (600cp)

Gear
Faygo
Highblood Jewelry

Drawbacks
Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler’s Underwater Apocalypse (+200cp)
Single Player Session (+800cp)

How viable am I?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@VisualMaster
So you're telling me that putting down "righteous" revolts with brutal murder makes you a perfect king, without any failures?

Ignoring that anyone you kill in that Revolt, that you could have avoided, could be farming for you, paying taxes, or serving in your army.
And anyone who died fighting them can no longer serve in your army either.

Causing a revolt at ALL, even if you put it down harshly, is a failure as a King.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StrangeWizard
Tyrant
And your point is? This is something she did before and would continue doing. It's something that had kept her kingdom ultimately safe and happy overall for many years. Why do you think she stopped herself from feeling anything?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Burnblaze
Hey Justiceanon, here let me inspire you https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7948998/11/Fate-Revenant-Sword go to the bottom. Valeria will Veto it so hard it won't even matter but I just thought you might wanna look at one of the thing you might build with a decent Demi-Servent.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nojokur
Forgot to add: as First Jump?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@LuckyDusty
because otherwise Camelot falls and everyone dies
Isn't that pretty much what happens?

Inmate
Inmate

@StrangeWizard
Arturia is a tyrant
She literally gives up her emotions fo
@Dreamworx
The revolt was caused by other people not being able to deal with Arturia being good at shit. Her problems were personal ones not anything that actually came from her ability to be a king. No one in Camelot hated her for the village killing, they all accept and acknowledge it was absolutely the right decision. They just can't accept that the perfect king is someone who can do stuff like that.
@happy_sad
Camelot is fated to lose. Arturia puts off that fate thirteen times and makes it serve as a shining beacon of human history.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Dreamworx
No but good work putting words into other people's mouths. I said she was a successful King, not that she was perfect. That's all you. That she led her kingdom for several decades at least with it being safe, happy and growing well until being betrayed and murdered marks her as successful. She had failures but overall her kingdom survived in some way until the present day because of her actions.

Also stop projecting your own morals onto people in a different time and place. This isn't the 21st century, it's 10th century Nasuland Britain. If you've pledged fealty to a king and then you get pissy and revolt because she's not a perfect little waifu that makes you feel good when she's already keeping you safe and fulfilling all other kingly duties, you should feel lucky that all you're getting is a quick death.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Is there a contingent of people who intentionally defend any waifu? Like a waifu white knight force? You saw it with Belldandy last thread, now some people are randomly flicking Arturia's bean against all criticism.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@VisualMaster
Saber Alter has memories of what she was like if she went whole hog. It looked like that.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
This is small time dude.
You should see what they get up to one the actual waifu centric boards.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Jumpers, other than Pokemon what is your ideal starting jump? Why do you like it?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Skullbone
You know what's a great way to discredit your side of an argument? Accusing the other side of being white knight. I can only assume your a troll trying to discredit one side on purpose because of this.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

IN PROGRESS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Dreamworx

Don't really have a dog in this fight or much knowledge of how things went down, but that kinda sounds dumb given the variety of causes a revolt can have. You can be the kindest, most just and popular leader with all but one group, and your enemies could still fund and supply that one group that hates you so they have the power to rise against you.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@kizzmybutt
This.
When your bar for good kingship is that you make a safe and wonderful kingdom against all odds with as few deaths as possible and then have to make them feel good about you being so fucking perfect it's just not going to happen.
Arturia's big mistake is assuming everyone else is as committed to the Camelot thing as she is and that they won't fuck up because of emotions.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RavySnake
E.V.O.

Because it has both some really good perks and has that same companion option where you get someone to help you through both the jump itself and your other early ones.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CouchChiller
Isn't that game hyper lethal and completely non conductive to a ten year stay?
I'm not telling you not to try, but how the hell are you going to make this work?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller
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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sir_Gallonhead
Das fucking crazy mang. It really fits my thoughts on Entropy though.

@happy_sad
Yup.
Camalot fell, tons of people died.
But England "survived", despite the fact it was torn apart and put back together later by several other people over the course of a couple of centuries, so Arturia/Arthur is still perfect.

@Inmate
It doesn't fucking matter if they are in the wrong for not being able to accept it. What matters is that her failure to empathize lead to the revolt, when if she had actually sat down and fucking talked with people it could have been avoided.

@kizzmybutt
I said she was a successful King, not that she was perfect.
I never said she wasn't successful. I said she "had failures", IE wasn't perfect. I never said she "was a failure"

I have not once projected my own morals. I have not commented at ALL on my thoughts on her killing villages for the food.
I simply outlined the economic consequences of a Revolt, and why causing a revolt is a fuck-up as a King.

@Skullbone
I don't fucking know man. I don't defend my Actual waifu like this, I realize she's imperfect. She's even a little crazy. I like that, but I acknowledge most people think it's a flaw, and I'm the weird one in this respect.

@DeathDog
You make a point, and part of me wants to argue semantics. But fuck that, so I'll just accept your point.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CouchChiller
I better be able to make lots of trucker jokes, user.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spazyfool
Uh England was going to be turned into an uninhabitable wasteland humans could never live in again by Vortigen. Nasu history remember.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RavySnake
Light of Terra. I like to get it out of the way early.

If I weren't going to go there at all in a chain I'd pick Battle Network or Megaman Classic.
I love the series to death, but the other two jumps in series are just plain out of depth for a first time jumper.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
Gauntlet. Removes no perks or items beyond any that supplement your mobility. You are not teleporting, ghost-stepping, planeswalking, or double-jumping to the finish line. YOU ARE RUNNING. AND JUMPING.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@girlDog
England was going to be turned into an uninhabitable wasteland humans could never live in again by Vortigen
"Maybe"
Because that's the kind of shit that gets Counter Guardians called down, if the Counter Force(Which Arturia was empowered by) fails.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spazyfool
I never said she "was a failure" @Burnblaze

If the people hate you you failed as a king.

Not trying to be mean or anything, just pointing out that you probably miscommunicated a little bit earlier.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spazyfool
You repeatedly said that anyone who did what she did was a failure as a king such as when you said that anyone hated by their people fail as a king or anyone who has a revolt happen fails as a king while referring to her causing those things in your opinion. Would you like me to link to those posts or can you backtrack that backtracking on your own?

You also seem to love putting all the onus on Arturia when as mentioned before, she was running an entire kingdom and didn't have all the time to attend to Mordred being a psychotic daddy/mommy's boy as much as needed. That's not her fault. That's her doing her job. Maybe Mordred should have tried to speak to her more directly about it instead of letting things simmer until they caused a revolt eh? Subjects have a duty to their King too.

Snarelure
Snarelure

How durable is Adamantium

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Poker_Star
Counter Guardians are for human extinction. As in all humans on the planet are about to die.
Vortigen doesn't hit that.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
Assuming Marvel it's durable enough unless the plot decides otherwise.

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure
Depends on the specific alloy. If you're talking about the good stuff, then the answer to this question is best put as "yes".

FastChef
FastChef

@Snarelure
Which grade?
We have Proto-Adamantium, True Adamantium. Beta Adamantium, and a few unstable Adamantium types.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure
Depending on the specific alloy it ranges from "thousands of time stronger than steel" to "so durable only godlike cosmic beings can break it".

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BlogWobbles
Well, it's Avengers, so yeah, it's Marvel.

@TechHater
@FastChef
True Adamantium, as provided by the jump.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Gigastrength
Fair enough, my fuck up.

@Deadlyinx
Someone already did. I miscommunicated and fucked up. I apologize. This happens to me pretty damn often.

If you go back you'll note this started when I said they BOTH fucked up, and someone called me out saying Arturia never fucked up.
Which is why this argument is on Arturia. Mordred definitely fucked up, she should never have revolted, and should have tried to understand where Arturia was coming from.

@RavySnake
They've been sent for "lots of humans dying" not just extinction.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Snarelure
It's pretty durable.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nojokur
They've been sent for "lots of humans dying" not just extinction.
When?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@FastChef

BTW, I thought I should tell you this if you didn't already know.

In the Sonichu jump you can buy Sailor Senshi powers and import/create companions. You already know what you must do.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Snarelure

As far as I've heard, second grade shit is so durable that the best anyone has ever done is dent it (Thor and Hulk iirc) after putting all their strength into it, I think Magneto may have been able to manipulate it too, but can't remember any instances. True Adamantium (or whatever it's called) appears to have supernatural immutability, meaning nothing can physically, magically or conceptually damage it or change its shape after it gets done cooling or being shaped or whatever. Might need fact checking on that though.

askme
askme

@Nojokur
If you acknowledge Mordred fucked up, why are you trying to argue that Arturia is a terrible King for not babying Mordred? She did what she was meant to do and even made a small amount of time for him. Everything else is Mordred's fault for being a spoilt, idiotic little girl instead of growing up and confronting her problems head on.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Hey Valerie, can we take skills as a noble phantasm to boost their power slightly?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Ignoramus
@Evil_kitten
@w8t4u
That's pretty durable. Though I guess I don't have True Adamantium, then, if it's that durable?

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
True Adamantium is the second strongest grade, just below the Proto-Adamantium that Captain American's shield is made from. It's extremely tough, but not so much that a magnetic field on the order of those producible by Magneto (which is, to be fair, a helaciously strong magnetic field) can't tear it apart. Extreme strength of the sort that physicaly-oriented low-tier cosmic beings can also damage it, Thor has done so in his more powerful incarnations.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methshot
That's pretty buff, still. So, I guess Proto-Adamantium is what NuBee was talking about, then.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@whereismyname
Nuke proof doesn't even begin to state how strong it is.
Thor once hit a cylinder of it with Mjolnir with most of his strength and only managed to slightly dent it.

However, True Adamantium does have one weakness (or at least it did, not sure if they retconned it to be a different Adamantium variant). High Frequency weapons. A sufficiently strong enough High Frequency weapon at a high enough or just right Frequency can cut through it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Deadlyinx
No, you have True Adamantium. Due to some weird naming conventions, True Adamantium isn't the strongest version. It's called "True" because it's reproducible instead of being a weird one-off fluke that no one understands. Proto-Adamantium is an anomaly, it's not considered part of the normal grading system for the alloy.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methshot
@Flameblow

Yeah, that's my bad. There's a lot of different grades and I'm bad with names.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Flameblow
No, Proto-Adamantium is basically the god tier of Adamantium that has only been destroyed due to defects in the material during the forging process because it was made while the creator was asleep.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperWish
High Frequency weapons can damage it? I think Vibranium can resist that, right? So fusing the two should make it even more durable.

@VisualMaster
Weird, but okay, thanks.

@ZeroReborn
No problem, NuBee.

@StrangeWizard
...huh. I didn't know that.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CouchChiller
I just looked this up and this is now my favorite browser game.
Holy shit, how did this hook me so fast?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sir_Gallonhead
I don't really see a problem with someone picking up Escalvatine, since it's really just weaker Ea that compensates by having lower mana costs.

Honestly, Escalvatine was one of the most disappointing parts in an otherwise really enjoyable fanfic that does lots of cool stuff, just a lazy copy of parts of existing NPs (Excal, Arondight, Ea) mixed into one.

@hairygrape
No. A Skill is a Skill.

Also pretty sick today so responding to questions might take a while from when they're posted.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@cum2soon
Could EX rank of a skill be a True Magic?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Gigastrength
No.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
I'm pretty sure the cylinder dented by Mjolnir got retconned into secondary adamantium. I don't know about the high frequency weapons.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx
True Adamantium is the second most durable type of Adamantium and is so durable that it takes something on the order of low cosmic-tier beings to even dent it. It's supernaturally immutable to the degree that it's pretty much indestructible to conventional forces. Proto-Adamantium is the strongest and it's durability is best described as "Yes." True Adamantium can be damaged, it just takes cosmic-tier shit to do it. I don't think Proto-Adamantium has EVER been damaged by anything, with the only exceptions being it breaking apart due to imperfect processes instead of any kind of weakness in the alloy itself.

What makes True Adamantium so great is that, while not as strong as Proto-Adamantium, it's reproducible and it's not reliant (as far I know) on any underpinning concept exclusive to the Marvel Universe. So you could theoretically steal the formula from the US Government and mass-produce it with something like SupCom nanotech easily enough.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@cum2soon
Take my energy and get better Val
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JunkTop
JunkTop

@viagrandad
Pretty sure Pompeii was said to just be "mass deaths"

@askme
I never said she's a terrible king. I said she made mistakes, fucked up. And Mordred is just indicative of how she fucked up other things, even if the Mordred situation is mostly Mordred, and Morgana's, fault.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Broken Capcha drawback when?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@cum2soon
Your new jump is not on drive. Did you delete it ?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RumChicken
Man, that's crazy. Making a Death Egg out of it is going to make it ridiculously tough to destroy, and it will be awesome.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Hey Gauntlet does "Who I Was (My Past) and Who I Am (My Present) Will Guide Who I Will Become (My Future)" from GHQ train everything you have or is it just spiritual stuff?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname

When you have to trace the fireworks in the sky, trying to figure out what exactly they're counting and wanting you to trace, you get back to me.

idontknow
idontknow

@whereismyname
@Spamalot
there are still plebs that dont' use legacy captcha
lmaoing at your life right now.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@idontknow
What is this witchcraft.

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool
fusing the two
Good fucking luck with that.
That's not me mocking you. Vibranum + Adamantium is Proto-Adamantium. A thing that no one in the Marvel world knows how to make.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@RumChicken
Proto-Adamantium has been damaged on four occasions, according to the wiki: Once by Doctor Doom with stolen Beyonder powers, once by Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet, once by Molecule Man, who is actually one of the strongest cosmic-tier beings and is just majorly underperforming, and once by Cul Borson, Odin's brother, after he had powered up his magic by absorbing all the fear in the world. So it's not completely indestructible, but it is so durable that it takes major reality-warping powers to damage.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Crazy_Nice
friendly reminder that for all it's durability admantium is unreasonably heavy.
It won't matter too much if you build the death egg in space, but if you're trying to launch it into orbit you will no doubt have difficulties.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@VisualMaster
Heh, that's pretty cute.

@Fried_Sushi
I don't see why I would? I dunno how to upload this stuff so if anyone wants to put it onto the drive I guess they can?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
TFW no Generic Chan Jump
Where you have to design a Mongolian Finger-Painting Board and keep it filled with active users and interesting content
No 12 Chan drawback where Moot and The Cripple combined their might to make the Ultimate Chan, that you have to defeat in Userbase, Original Content, and Qualitty

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname
I see your street sign captcha and raise you a CATpcha

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
Counterpoint: It's heavy, but it has an amazing strength to weight ratio. You could foam it to make its overall density the same as aluminum and not really lose anything from the process.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
Reminder: antigrav tech is always your friend.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberburn
Go to the settings link at the bottom of the screen and tick the box I've circled in the diagram.
If you save it properly you should have a not shit captcha.
However you will have to reapply this every time you clear your cookies, so it's not as good as just getting Veeky Forums x or something.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@iluvmen
Please say we get the ability to summon another dimension consisting of only a desert, a road, obstacles, and trucks for completing the Gauntlet.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evilember
Oh, I was just going to use Spurb Alchemy or that perk from Aion that allows you to combine similar objects, but I guess that's not possible?

@SniperWish
I could combine it with Gundam metal to make it lighter, or use anti-gravity tech, I guess.

likme
likme

@Lunatick
I had a sudden vision of "Gate of Truckylon" and just raining big rigs on someone.

Evilember
Evilember

@likme
That makes me want to go across the chain and grab various "Gates of X-ylon". As I recall, someone was working on a Keijo!!! jump, and that has a move that might as well be called "Gate of Buttylon", so there's that as well it seems.

Flameblow
Flameblow

[Generic Xianxia Jump]

Drawbacks: Fook Yu, In Your Face, Animal Aggravation, Randy, Bandits, Demon Attacks, Pebbles in your Shoes, Enemy Assassin Clan, Oh no, not the bees! (2500)

Scenario: Brew the Elixir of Infinitely Ascending Dragon Wave Particle Spiritual Transcendence

Rolled Windy Plains

Mystical Being

A Special Trait: Fighting spirit sustenance (Free)
Born a King (2350)
Apex Consumer (2050)
Another Special Trait: Manipulation of Heroism (1900)
Martial Arts (Free)
Cultivator (Free)
A Faithful Beast: Potato (Free)
Xianxia Protagonist (1300)
A Good Catch (Free)
A First Rate is better than Three Third-Rates (1200)
No Jumper, YOU are the waifu! (1100)
Pharmacist (900)
Blacksmith (700)
Reincarnated (600)
Concealing Cloak (Free)
Alchemist's Refining Equipment (Free)
A Faithful Potato (Free)
A Mythic Friend: Sunny (Free)
Secret Technique Scroll: Kick to the groin (Free)
An Entire Country?! (0)

And so it came to pass that at the turn of the century, the reincarnated celestial law Long Dik was heralded by a wave of inauspicious misfortune.

His ancient rival Fook Yu had trained for this day. Many years ago, the venerable Fook clan had been disgraced when it challenged Dik in a martial arts tournament, Grandmaster Fook himself pounded on the ground until he had been forced to submit, his impregnable defence penetrated so hard he walked funny for the rest of his life. No matter, vowed Yu, for he knew Dik's weakness: Endurance. This time, he would uphold his honor by bringing Dik to release...back into the cycle of karma.

...

...except no, I'm way beyond kung fu revenge these days. I just want to stay in my room and do alchemy, and I need cashmoney for that.

Forunately, I happen to own a multiversal fighting promotion thanks to WWE jump! Which...would make me some kind of kung fu Dana White. Regardless, a part-adventurers' guild, part-vale tudo ought to be a good excuse for slipping them some Exaltations to gather combat data.

(Cont'd)

SniperGod
SniperGod

@likme

Gate of Diolon, rain of steamrollers.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@likme
Gate of Road Roller Da.

Just roll over them.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@likme
Better yet: the portals open up and hundreds of big rigs come rushing out of them at top speed to the ear-splitting cry of horns and 60's and 70's rock and country music.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember

You had the chance to call it "Gate of Bootylon" and you dropped it. Great job user, great job.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@likme
I was thinking more two people enter, one leaves. Or, you know, both can hit the finish line and live. Whichever.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Flameblow
God damn it, Garlock, you dik.

@JunkTop
...god fucking damn it, I could have.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Flameblow
And I shall call it-the Jumper Games!

And I shall also broadcast it on a payperview basis for only 10 yuan an hour, or whatever currency they have here. Point is no publicity is bad publicity, and making all the apparently sociopathic kungfu masters beat each other up for prize money will have a net effect of reducing property damage AND stimulating the economy from merchandise sales! Everybody wins!

Also since I am made of celestial fire and therefore either have no feet, but the potential to have as many feet as I want, I can only assume rocks fall out of nowhere to pelt me when the bandits and bees attack like bad special effects.

@CouchChiller
SUPER

TRUCK

@farquit
teach her how to empathise with others!

All this Fate!Camelot lore is new to me but that is fundamentally the solution to a lot of problems in Type-Moon, yes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
There will be two rewards for completing this gauntlet:
The first, you will be named leader by the herd, The Clustertruck. You will be able to summon them at will wherever you are, a literal stampede of big rigs.

The second, access to The Great Highway. An endless dimensional road filled with rampaging semi-trucks where your progress along the blacktop will enable you to, upon exiting The Great Highway, find yourself within other planes of existence and dimensions within a Jump’s cosmology.

5mileys
5mileys

@Lunatick

Reminds me of the Jumper Hunger Games we had in Thread and IRC a long time ago. I miss those.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Booteefool
Amazing.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Jump # 163 Doom 2016
Starting Location: Advanced Research Complex (So I wind up where all the tech is… ok I can deal with that)
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Background: Drop In (0)

Perks:
*Combat Training (0)
*If you want a job done right (300, Discount)
*Pathfinder (0)
*Praetorian (300, Discount)
*Lord of Hell (600)
*Group Hire (400)
*Prophecy of the Seraphim (300)

Equipment:
*Pistol (0)
*Crate of Guns (0) Damn it someone forgot the ammo

Companions:

*Akitsu, Tamamo,& Dove
Background: UAC Researcher

*Arcueid, Snowflame, Archer, Iksander & Gatomon
Background: Drop In

Drawbacks:
*Doot (+100)
*Too Late (+200)
*Locks and locks and Locks… (+200)
*Stingy (+400)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
*Winces* ok So it turns out yes a trumpet can be used as an effective weapon for demon killing if your creative enough… ughh my ears. So I woke in some sort of high tech lab on a slab with some demons around. Strangely I thought they were going to try and kill me but they instead either bowed to me as I broke out or kept their distance… or played those damn trumpets as if royalty had arrived. That got old quick. Sometimes stacking perks that let you command demons is a bad thing.

I looked around to see if anyone needed help sadly that was not the case… it was… ugly. These demons looked like they had once been human. It left me in a strange spot. Every fiber in my being told me to kill them but they might be useful in helping others if I could keep tight enough control on them. In the end only the noisy ones died (no I didn’t do it as much as I would have liked to… when you are making noise in a battle field it makes you an easy target).

I found my companions and together with my now small army we took what data we could and went to seardch for any surviving humans. I was only able to find one. Some guy in Heavy armor like mine. I never really got to meet him in person but I tried to help him out. At first he seemed to ignore me when I tried to talk to him on coms, eventually I think he accepted me because I could havk in to systems and open up doors saving him time so he could go kill more demons. He really seemed to love doing that.

Anyways I helped my new friend (Well he probably would have shot me if he could do to the being demonic thing) close down the portal to hell. I made sure he didn’t get stuck on the other side and made sure to send my minions home.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Va-11 Hall-a jump question, what was supposed to come after this?
Specialised eye inserts along with wifi that allow you to connect to whatever local network that’s wirelessly broadcasting with low security. To mitigate the issue of hackers these systems are

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@WebTool
Yes, as well as a Magical Girl(/Boy) force to fight them. In Monsters Inc. It was a mistake.

@Stark_Naked
To mitigate the issue of hackers these systems are completely segregated from the other systems.
Seems to be cut off in the latest version, but the earlier versions have it.

Techpill
Techpill

@lostmypassword
Thank you.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BlogWobbles
@BunnyJinx
nooooooooo
I had so many jump questions for you
I hope you come back

Methnerd
Methnerd

@GoogleCat
Don't fret user, for when Scatovore departs from the thread all of jumpchain shall rejoice and our cheers will draw those we have lost back to us for another hit of internet heroin, there is no true escape.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@idontknow
Was just reading a Traveller / Mass Effect xover and laughed a bit harder remembering this part of the thread when I got to this line in the fic:

“There’s a cultural emphasis on letting people know how excellent you are as a leader. They’ve just adapted it to showing off how fine the Vargr are to the rest of us. A lot of rather silly maidens find them delightful, though amusingly they really don’t seem to like Asari appearance very much. Lack of fur is usually a sign of disease.”

(Vagr are also a genetically uplifted servant species, but from wolves rather than whatever asari came from)

DeathDog
DeathDog

So where are we at with the mods? What did Alternative say?

idontknow
idontknow

@DeathDog
Apparently there's some policy that prohibits mods from discussing ban policies with thread users. However, apparently a) Scatovore isn't a mod and b) the mass ban at Christmas actually happened because Alternative assumed CYOAs belonged on /qst/; he's since reversed his stance on the matter thanks to a couple of regulars convincing him. There was something of an attempted cleanup by the mods on Christmas.

Red's recent ban(s) have apparently been because of similar reasons with another mod misunderstanding what constitutes "spamming".

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BunnyJinx
I understand if you have to go ,but Understand and remember that there are people who enjoyed your work and That a few toxic parts of the community do not represent the opinion of the group, you and your jumps are going to be remembered fondly here.

@BunnyJinx
like 50 assorted cats including big cats,word of advice Don't let A tiger cub do anything With you You wouldn't want an adult Tiger to do, because now I have 230 pounds Claws and teeth that thinks he's a Lap cat.

@idontknow
just do what I did and pick up absorption from that jump , and then eat space Godzilla, now your cells are G cells.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@idontknow
*prohibits mods from discussing the exact reasons for bans with specific users

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
hey banchô! are you an insomniac?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
no I actually sleep pretty decently. It's just I have internalized a really intense sleep schedule from college because early classes plus an hour bus ride plus Late studying because law student

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Burnblaze
@LuckyDusty
Insomnia is a game we can all play. Until you're dead inside because you just want to FUCKING SLEEP AND THEN PEOPLE NEXT DOOR TALK REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY FOR NORMAL CONVERSATIONS AND WAKE YOU THE FUCK UP JUST THREE HOURS INTO YOUR SLEEP

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fuzzy_Logic
I feel you brother. My crazy neighbours woke me up one hour into my sweet slumber today. By screaming in cantonese and... banging on tables maybe? I didn't even know they spoke cantonese.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@idontknow
Not sure I buy that. Red gets banned again and again, people who try to report the shitposter too. Maybe he's a janitor?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@idontknow
Seriously? How do they expect us to buy that they actually thought it was spamming?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Crazy_Nice
@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm so sorry. I Had a neighbor who is convinced that he was a drummer but he was sadly mistaken.
@Lord_Tryzalot
we know this already

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
Bro it wasn't even yelling. This one person just has a REALLY LOUD normal speaking voice. I wake up to them all the fucking time, for normal conversation.

@happy_sad
On some days it makes me want to commit murder.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
I know that feel, unfortunately I am not a hacker so I can't find him and I have priors so I can't act on it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@happy_sad
Have we shown that image to mods?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Lord_Tryzalot
@happy_sad
Man, my neighbors have this pack of dogs that just will. Not. Shut. Up. They're always barking, howling, yelping, whatever, and it drives me insane. I love animals, but sometimes I just want to punt the little pests.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Well hey, we're all just saying things on the internet so if you don't believe you don't believe and there's not much more to say. I'm just relaying what I learned from talking to them.

That said if I were in Scatovore's position, I either wouldn't confess what I did or wouldn't go through so much trouble to civilly explain everything. His behavior tends to be impulsive and off the cuff, it just doesn't fit with this guy who outright said he's been talking to other mods to make sure this never happens again. Remember how Scatovore used to like gloating whenever he thought he'd won?

@Sir_Gallonhead
That said, my one trace of doubt mainly comes from wondering why it's apparently only Red and no other name who got banned.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CouchChiller
it could be worse. They could have around 15, each of dogs and cats and decide that all of them belong on the porch, I didn't just get the noise I got the smell

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CouchChiller
My neighbors have dogs, but they are quiet. Hell my dog is louder, though he's still pretty quiet(most of the time), and he doesn't bark like crazy when people are supposed to be sleeping. When he does go nuts it's usually around 6pm

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperWish
Why would you? it doesn't prove anything.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@DeathDog
That said, my one trace of doubt mainly comes from wondering why it's apparently only Red and no other name who got banned.
Yeah. I don't see how they could have interpreted her posts as spamming and not go after others in the thread. It just sounds suspicious given everything.

@Spazyfool
Not the guy you're replying to, but it gives more evidence to it being one guy with a frankly weird vendetta.. If someones gone to the trouble of making something like this there's usually a reason. Just explain that they're so obsessed that we've had to make a warning label for them. It gives some more proof to the mods that there really is one guy whose made it a goal to shitpost so much.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Is there a perk that doesn't let my mind and body wither away from disuse? Reading some jumps' drawbacks makes me really want that.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@askme
@Illusionz
Justice I have an Exalted question if that's okay.
I want to make custom Sidereal Martial arts techniques but I'm not sure how to proceed.

Would this
"Isle of SerenityForm
While using this form, agitation and violence will tend to vanish in the small circle around you. All strong emotionswill dampen and serenity will envelop all."
qualify as a custom technique?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@viagrandad
I don't know enough about Sidereal Martial Arts to make a good judgement. Despite MA being super powerful in-system I've always been a Daiklave man.

But from my vague knowledge that seems a bit too...absolute? For a Form Charm anyway, and it sounds like a Form Charm from the wording. Moreover it's kinda vague, so I don't really know what you mean.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
Thanks for answering. I wanted to ask InNomine but... ;_;

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Fried_Sushi
There are some in Generic Xianxia IIRC.
There's also Like Riding A Bike (Sword Art Online) for skills.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fried_Sushi
lifeless being
timeless body
shit like that

5mileys
5mileys

@TurtleCat
There are some in Generic Xianxia IIRC.
You'd think so, right? But nope. I mean, Saint does imply that your body and spirit never stop growing, but there's nothing for mind.

Like Riding A Bike
I remember that, which is why I didn't ask about skills. Gah.

@StonedTime
lifeless being
Symphonia? Doesn't actually say anything about that. Still, makes sense for body.

Timeless body
Where's that from?

~~~

Anyway. Body is not hard to keep good, but what perks keep your mind sharp no matter what?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@5mileys
My experience with Xianxia minds withering isn't really a problem.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@5mileys
Maybe some anti-boredom and/or anti-insanity perks would help?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
hard to wither when you're plotting and scheme 24/7

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StonedTime
@eGremlin
Yeah, you are both right. Thanks.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@5mileys
Still Got It (Modern Action Movie) keeps your skills sharp.
I Still Got It (Spyro) keeps your body at its peak capability even if you get old and shriveled.
Immortality (Supernatural) keeps your body from getting shriveled.
Weight of Ages (Universal Monster) keeps your memory and emotions from fading away.
Narnian Time (Chronicles of Narnia) gives you complete control over your aging.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@ZeroReborn
remember not to be too helpful myrmidont, that's how Red got banned.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@hairygrape
I can't tell if you actually mean well, if this is a new breed of shitpost or if you think being bitter and venting helps, but as someone who's helped a lot in the past I can assure you that it hasn't happened to me in the past.

The mods are already asking questions about their own. Jumping at shadows won't help anyone, least of all myself.

cum2soon
cum2soon


Work continues on finishing up the Greek Myth jump now that I've adopted it

Drop-In
Xenia 100
You are always more likley to find someone willing to give you hospitality while travelling. You will be invited into their home as a guest and treated as such as long as it is not unreasonable for them to do so. In exchange those who are giving you hospitality will seem to be blessed so long as you are with them. Their crops will live during years of famine, wars will seem to pass them by without taking their food or killing them, and they will always seem to have enough money to live in moderate comfort. They will also make fast friends with you should you be willing. It's as if the Fates smiles on both of you. However the pattern the Fates spin will only change so much, active targeted actions against whoever you are staying with would almost certianly be enough to break their lucky streak should they have no other protections.

Trojan Equine Knowledge 200
Like a certian man who will be lost at sea following the Trojan war you are crafty. You have a natrual inclination for plans and schemes, especially those to defeat an opponent stronger then yourself. Furthermore you are able to preserve and endure when other mens courage or paitence might fail them. Just be sure not to let it all go to your head.

Blessing of Hygieia 400
You are blessed by the god of health, sanitation, and cleanliness. This has made you immune to all natrual diseases and poisions and even to the worst of the supernatrual, even a diseases or poision as strong as a cup of undiluted blood from the Hydra would not affect you. Furthermore the Goddess protects you from curses warding away any and all curses that God's or other beings try to place on you. This is not her domain however so her protection from curses is less absolute then when working against diseases or posions. It would still take somethign as strong as a powerful God to curse you though.

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon

Walker of Worlds 600
The messenger God Hermes walks easily between Olympus and the Underworld without fear of danger. The effects of all enviromental dangers are greatly mitigated by this perk to the point you could easily travese a dessert without fear of burns or swim the oceans without drowning. Harsh enviroments and difficult terrain are the same as paved roads to your feet and you can easily travel at your top speed through them. Wild animals and beasts will never interrupt your travels with attacks. The greatest boon of this perk however is that you may reach even places that are sealed off or impossible to travel to, your feet could stand in the Elyisium fields in the day and Tartarus during the night. It is like you are one of the four winds which may travel anywhere without fear.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@cum2soon
@Inmate
These are nice, I'm looking forward to the rest!

(my wallet isn't)

FastChef
FastChef

@cum2soon
Xenia
I like it.
@Inmate
Does this mean inter-plane and inter-dimensional travel?

massdebater
massdebater

@FastChef
Does this mean inter-plane and inter-dimensional travel?
Not on it's own. This lets you bypass anything that would keep you from going somewhere but you still need to be able to go there if that makes any sense.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@massdebater
Sounds more like a 400cp perk desu

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
@Inmate
Lookin' good. I think Walker of Worlds is going to be a must-buy.

@hairygrape
It's only a matter of time for me.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If you take the Nameless drawback in the A Practical Guide To Evil jump, do you get your Name when the jump ends and drawbacks are revoked? It says "You have no Name" but it also says "during this jump"...

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Deadlyinx
That's how I read the perk. Drawbacks end after the Jump's over, and this one explicitly mentions the effects ending after the ten years.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
The Greek afterlife was located on Earth I think. That is if I'm remembering the thing about Orpheus correctly and the other stuff I remember about it.

@massdebater
@TurtleCat
Maybe a speed increase when travelling?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
Nah, 600. Because it doesn't matter which side of the seal you're on. Some god locks you inside their inescapable prison that blocks all forms of egress on a lava lake warded with anti-flying magic? This perk, if I'm reading it correctly, means your travel powers to teleport out and fly away will still work just fine...

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Dreamworx
So you become impossible to restrain or bind?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@massdebater
Does it let you bring others with you (if your powers normally had that ability) or is it solely for you?

likme
likme

@happy_sad
It also becomes impossible to keep you out. If some wizard put a great big magic lock on something you could still get in. Also if it's normally impossible to get somewhere by any method, like Elysium, you can still get there.
@haveahappyday
You can bring others.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme
Oh that's really cool. Definitely a captstone then.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@likme
Ok that sounds pretty awesome.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sharpcharm
@BinaryMan
Wait till you see what the capstone booster does to it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Ignoramus
I'm kinda worried, since it seems more like 800cp worthy with the extent it has already. Make sure you're not just putting things in because it's powerful.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@likme
That seems beyond what the basis is for this stuff. Being able to go anywhere is a different thing from getting into anything that's locked. It should let you go to a dimension someone's sealed off from the outside, it shouldn't let you get inside some locked treasure chest.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
The limit is you have to be traveling there. So they couldn't lock you out of a room full of treasure but they could lock it in a box you can't go inside.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Gigastrength
@farquit
@TurtleCat
@girlDog
@likme
It depends.

Burn Legend is an entirely different thing. So that's out.

While Gunstar's got a bunch of dead primordials you couldn't find in normal Exalted, so those are out too (sadly, no Theion laser-eyes).

Heaven's Reach doesn't have any Infernals, so there's nothing to learn there.

BUT. Modern charms are fine, as is actually mentioned in the notes. So you can learn Brazen Hell-Chariot Carapace and the SWLiHN charms, to driven around in a hell-brass car or interrogate computers.

Could even learn these, which are pretty cool:
https://ericminton.wordpress.com/2014/07/02/ink-monkey-bones-8-modern-infernal-charms/

You could also take some inspiration from Gunstars (non-Theion) descriptions of what Infernals do, to figure out what Metagaos charms do for example.

There it describes this:
Metagaos’s Devourers lay siege by spreading festering diseases and corrupting blood rituals throughout its populace.

Illusionz
Illusionz

What are the best perks for quickly gaining contacts and friends in powerful places?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Burnblaze
It should play up the travel angle, so it has to involve a "place" rather than a "thing". So you could escape (or get into) a prison cell but not a set of prison chains.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Ignoramus
You seem like you do good work so definitely interested. Is there going to be a 12 labours drawback?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evil_kitten
Brunhild
I can add in that sword, sure.

Tarot Cards
I agonized over different different ways to include them for quite a while and couldn't come up with a method I like. It turned OTB very quickly. I'm open to suggestions.

Perks for each side
That's not not a bad idea. I doubt I'll use the clones idea, but different flavors of befriending and liberating perks make sense.

@Playboyize
Thank you! It's nice to know my hard work is appreciated.

@Crazy_Nice
I added in the more meta description because the complaint I got last time was that is was too vague. I know CP means different things to different Jumps, but it was the best non-vague solution I could come up with.

@Methnerd
Deneb can be recruited through Monster Mash drawback. I did it that way because she is always hyper-neutral in the games, unless she has gained something and is sure you are sympathetic to her... activities. Recruiting her in the the game is is a pain, so I carried on that tradition.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@cum2soon
Haven't written drawbacks yet but probably yes.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
Is this going to let us go to other myth based settings like the king arthur jump?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Firespawn
Probably not.
I think it would be almost impossible to balance around countless different possible settings and what you could get up to in them Greek myth in Fate is significantly diffrent from Saint Seiya. Also I want to give the craziness that is Greek myth it's chance in the spotlight. I mean nothing is final yet but unless I see a really convincing argument no.

farquit
farquit

Oh, I seem to have missed the finished Gamer jump. Well, here really goes nothing.

[The Gamer]

Mystic, age 29 (950)

Instant Dungeon (Free)
A Theme and a Style: Stage Magician (Free)
Eleminions (850)
Illusion Technician (650)
Better Living Through Alchemy (450)
Life Reaper (150)
Loadout (Free)
Bag of Reagents (0)

I still have no real clue what the heck's going on. But I'm pretty sure I'll save everyone a lot of trouble if I just deliver some tofu to this young man's mother right off the bat before anything too drastic can happen.

I'll open a magic dimension-hopping tofu restaurant and sell deliciously spicy meals both sides of the Abyss. Because I have literally nothing better to do here than play chicken with Gaia.

@LuckyDusty
Yo, this might sound like an odd question but what would you imagine a celestial martial art based on a potato to be like?

@Illusionz
I forgot the exact name, but there's one that gives you automatic membership to various conspiracies in the Legacy of the Aldenata jump. Gargoyles also has one specifically for local versions of the Illuminati, and you can buy assorted contacts in AssCreed and Fallen London.

askme
askme

@TreeEater
Gotcha, thanks.

Also is the jump ready for builds or are you still waiting on a little more feedback?

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