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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

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Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fried_Sushi
Twin a best.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Image Vers. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B8wEYNxDPxzdUEl0YkdOcmpBR0U?usp=sharing

Who is best girl of the cyoa?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Supergrass
Mittens.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Supergrass
Hagia. Or did you mean best new girl?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Supergrass
@SniperWish
Hagia is best girl.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

>>51158902
You fool. You moron. You absolute buffoon.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Supergrass
I might weigh in if I could be bothered to sift through a 300 page CYOA.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fried_Sushi

Pretty weird desu.

King_Martha
King_Martha

no be the hobo cyoa

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Supergrass
Aegis a best.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Supergrass
End.

unless the player takes the Dragon and Bride classes, that is.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Supergrass
Is Ninlil supposed to cost only 3 companinon slots? Seems pretty cheap for a Tier 2 companion.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BlogWobbles
End
You know she took the BDC (Big Dragon Cock) right?

FastChef
FastChef

What was the name of that CYOA where the you're a intergalactic government's agent tasked to study a newly found planet with fantasy elements (giants, elves, magic, undead)?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Supergrass
Reminder that Praper is the BBEG.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Supergrass
Is there a picture version? Not down playing all of the amazing work that went into this I just have a short attention span.

Inmate
Inmate

@Fried_Sushi
So is Aunt just easy mode?
Regardless I'd go with twin, assuming the beatings are sexual in nature most of the time.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Does anybody ever combine the results of multiple non-Meta CYOAs? Like, taking the character from the TG Order Form and running it through Battlemage, and then stranding them on an island for years.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@w8t4u
Asks if there's an picture version
When the post has a link to the image version in it

Well, at least you proved you have a short attention span, user.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@JunkTop
Why is Praper the BBEG?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

>>51159498
I never knew I was into netorare until I read this, but here I am.

Methshot
Methshot

@Skullbone
Forgive me for my stupidity, I thought it was a link that the version that is a wall of text.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@kizzmybutt
Pro tip: Netorare = Cucked/Getting cucked; Netori=Cucking.

Firespawn
Firespawn

/tg/thread/51146311#p51154757
I may have missunderstand something but:
- Repellent (Spiritual changes) cost 2 points so you get just 42 points at all not 46
- The curses dont cost you points they ADD points to the 42 you already have
Unsettling [5], The Voices [8], Sleepwalker [5], Night Person [5] = 23
42 + 23 = 65
This is a lot
- I think you just need to take Functional OR Flawless in the Mind Control upgrades. Maybe im wrong but if they retain something of themselves while drones they in fact may appear enough human to even need the other upgrade.

Other than that... good build crazy witch!

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
Yeah you right, I was just going off the name of the cyoa

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Supergrass
325 pages
Is it worth? I like Traveler's Tales.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@haveahappyday
She might have something to do with Despot destroying the New World future that you, her, and her mom were from.

Illusionz
Illusionz

>>51159498
no little girl form
Fucking worthless CYOA.
Seriously, imagine getting cucked by a little girl. How could anyone ever recover from that?

MPmaster
MPmaster

/tg/thread/51146311#p51157325
I was planning on posting this sometime tomorrow, but you were the only one brave enough to step forward into the unknown abyss. I want you to know that you're strong and loved.

/tg/thread/51146311#p51158492
If only you had been strong enough to say no to your fears. You could've inherited so much more.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Illusionz
Innocent shota
Packing Unexpected Heat
It's not direct but it's totally doable.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@MPmaster
I was going to reply to /tg/thread/51146311#p51158492 saying he choose to ignore the cyoa but I felt it would be offensive to the author and discarded, do I get something?

FastChef
FastChef

@Burnblaze
futa
No, that's garbage.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@FastChef
The absence of dick kinda changes the entire situation and how everyone will react, it doesn't even really carry the cucking feel.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Can someone post 51159498 again and please BANN the nf4w part or use the spoiler option?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sir_Gallonhead
Not with that attitude.

Evilember
Evilember

@Garbage Can Lid

Corrupter

"Do you like what I've done with the world? I've twisted it all, just for you."

Land of Fantasy

Teleport

Firestorm
Bolt
Boiling Blood
Mass Reanimate
Day or Night

Fear
Souls

No prophet

Mutation (Free)

Strength
Resilience
Demonic Arms
Restructure
Immortality

Terrain Warp
Whispers
Free Avatar

Construct

Affinity- Fire (free)
Form- Great Size
Form- Extreme Size
Skill- Rage
Skill- Speed
Skill- Toughness
Skill- Overcharged
Skill- Genuis
Skill- Perpetual
Skill- Attraction
Skill- Get Back Up

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sir_Gallonhead
Maybe if you're doing it wrong.

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
Praper has nothing to do with Despot.

@RumChicken
Do you like Final Fantasy Tactics? That's basically the cyoa.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@SniperWish
Well people tend to excuse women for acts like this and place the blame on the man, so instead of feeling cucked they might end up feeling like the guy is a jackass.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@FastChef
Praper has nothing to do with Despot.
We can't know that. There's no way to until all the expansions are out and we learn who shares the blame.

likme
likme

@StrangeWizard
excusing a young girl for fucking your wife after she says you turned her gay with your half assed fucking, and that the only good you did was that she was so disappointed in your cock that she doesn't have any interest in cock anymore at all.

WebTool
WebTool

@likme
I was figuring you'd be trying to cuck the women by fucking the guy, actually. It'd probably work out a little better they way you're thinking.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@WebTool
I was figuring you'd be trying to cuck the women by fucking the guy
Of course not.

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
No, cucking the woman sounds gay.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
@farquit
Well I think it's pointless either way, honestly, but sure.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@MPmaster
perfect restful existence
This warmed me up. Thanks.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid

Iulnu

Dominator

Earth

Wrathful Avatar 1
Unearthly Charm 2

Bolt 3
Fissure 4
Plague 5
Living Fog 6

Battle 1
Underworld 2

Cultist

Strength 3
Resilience 4
Demonic Arms 5

Terrain Warp 6
Summoning Sites 7
Whispers 8

Humanoid 10

Terror 1
Toughness 2
Death Affinity 3
Decay Affinity 4
Armsmaster 5
Hypersenses 6
Perpetual 7
Speed (Free Skill)

The Battlefield 12

Wetland 1
Citadel 3
Legendary Beasts 4
Servants 5
Forest 6
Caverns 7
Restoration Cycle 9
Changer of Forms 10

Fuck Earth, Fuck humanity. Just make crazy cult of evil suicide bomber terrorist types who are promised a "heaven" where they rule as dictators over castles with people they kill in battle as their servants. Will wage total otherworldly war against all the Earth with help of dark magic and minions, subjugating everything eventually.
In underworld, castles will constantly be under threat from hordes of terrible swamp creatures and cave monsters that harass and besiege the castle occupants as much as they're able. So there will be constant battle. Occupants will also be slowly transformed into tormented monstrous forms.

TechHater
TechHater

/tg/thread/51146311#p51146669
2 Best Friends
1 Friendly Competition
1 Teamwork
1 Neighbors
1 House party
1 Visit the resort
0 Walk in the winter wonderland
1 beach trip
2 Well off

Do the options here mean I lose my looks and cooking ability, if I have them?

/tg/thread/51146311#p51146795
Cool older sister or breeding aunt, depending on whether I'm planning to go dark or happy. F

>>51157024
Noble Gentleman
(Pretty Cool Guy)
(Kinda Like a Waifu)
Ahegao-Inducing Dick
Infinite Date Rape
Slut-Seeking-Vision

I don't even need the slut-seeking vision for utility purposes, I just like seeing them turn to the dark side. Noble Gentleman is pretty interesting considering you get the one wife who may or may not be okay with your lifestyle, and a guaranteed waifu in the future who will be 100% okay with everything. Double life, here I come!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Lord_Tryzalot
Edgy

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

So I'm pretty sure OC is reposted at least once in the thread immediately after it originally is, so here.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure I'll be making more.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@LuckyDusty
And the second page.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

doing a CYOA
find a broken option
don't feel like doing it anymore
God damn it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PurpleCharger
"Extra cash"
Why bother with the rest of lifestyle options then? I can buy anything.

Lunatick
Lunatick

here's the OC I promised.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PurpleCharger
Oh user, don't let it get you down! Please, tell us all what's going on.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lunatick
I feel I kind of just slapped a bunch of shit to make an overloaded character.

I wish I could have added some more to the spell making system.

likme
likme

I demand that the user who made this builds more of it

Yes, you do have fans

No, we're not being hipsters about it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
Remember, we're talking about the dreaded "used goods" section. People don't like having to deal with someone else's sloppy seconds.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@lostmypassword
My bigger problem is the lack of love

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

NTR-CYOA has nudity and got vanned.

Hahah.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lunatick
Spoder tits

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@LuckyDusty
Armor
Infantslayer

@StrangeWizard
Dio

TIME FOR AN ARMY OF SKELETONS TO FIGHT DIO!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Emberfire
Is this the last page?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Raving_Cute
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

https://youtu.be/OffF0e2h4TU

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fried_Sushi
Last option
Sign me the fuck up. Sure being in the hospital will suck but since I'm a masochist most of the time I will be in heaven.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lunatick
what the fuck does "BAPS" mean?

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
Sees Build for CYOA
Become intrigued
It's nowhere to be seen
C-can you repost it user?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stark_Naked
bludgeon/axe/polearm/sword, though why he shortened it when copy paste works just as well is another question

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength

Level one: Ruin Relationship
Level two: Roletaking
Level three: Charm

Mooch off celebrity couples.
Have them addicted to doing me favors.
Manipulate actress into falling out of love with her partner and replacing it with hatred through use of dreams and causing them to argue.

TechHater
TechHater

@Bidwell
user, no.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lunatick
Motivation
Righteousness

Combat Skills
Sword, Shield, Bludgeon

Mental Skills
Charismatic, Trainer

Runes
Cleansing Rune,Efficiency Rune

Sword Enchants
Against All Odds, Vampire

Bludgeon Enchants
Burning Pain, Avatar-Slayer

Shield Enchants
The Wall, Repulsor

@SomethingNew
Armour Enchants
Seamless, Feather, Radiance

Avatar Form
Titan

Abilities
Free Strength 2, Free Speed 2, Free Toughness 1
Strength 3, Speed 3 , Toughness 3, Regeneration 3, Wings 2

Magical Spells
Totem
Heal, Fortify

@kizzmybutt
Ally Factions
The Marching Mercenaries, The Band of Friendship and Fellows

@Emberfire
Companions
The Battlemage, The Longbowman, The Sister, The Atoning Knight, The Summoner, The Templar, The King's Daughter.

We Paladin Now. I'mma fight my hardest to save the whole god damn world, and everyone I can in it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Are there any good pirate themed CYOA's?

The closest I could find is that dream prince in the archive.

massdebater
massdebater

@King_Martha
Ninjas vs. Pirates.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Supergrass
None, they all cuck you.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
Are you the same guy saying this about every CYOA?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Gigastrength
Lvl 1: Pregnancy
Lvl 2: Charm
Lvl 3: Succubi Assistants

Get dudes to feel like I'm their best friend and hero, then breed their women. Now that's what I call residual income.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
Honestly? No.

Sometimes I incite it but that is only when I'm really bored. There's at least one other person who does it when I'm not around.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
MOTIVATION: Penance
When they needed me most, I froze in fear. They died. I was next.

COMBAT SKILLS: Bludgeon, Shield, Brawling
Not this time. Not again.

MENTAL TRAITS: Unflinching, Self-Controlled
I will not fail them again.

RUNES: Cleansing Rune, Watcher Rune
I will not be taken by surprise again.

BLUDGEON ENCHANTMENTS: Against All Odds, Burning Pain
BRAWLING ENCHANTMENTS: Cast Fist, Slamming
SHIELD ENCHANTMENTS: Repulsor, Boomerang
ARMOUR ENCHANTMENTS: Seamless, Unhindered, Cooled

This time I am prepared.

AVATAR FORM: Titan
I shall stand above them.

AVATAR ABILITIES: Strength 3 [8], Speed 3 [7], Toughness 3 [5], Regeneration 3 [2], Breath Weapon (fire) 2 [0]
And I shall rain down my vengeance.

SPELL I: Harm (Fire) Cataclysm
SPELL II: Fortify/Ward/Heal Totem
Death to my enemies, and life to those for whom I care.

FACTIONS: The Band of Friendship and Fellows, The Everwalking Knight
I will need all the help I can get.

COMPANIONS: The Shieldmaiden [6], The Longbowman [5], The Atoning Knight [4], The Repentin Samurai [3], The Giantess [2], The Living Wall [1], The Bombardier [0]

But these... will we be enough to save this land? We must be. There is no other way to redemption, for any of us. May we all be damned should we fail.

The Prince of Rampage must fall first. They must pay for the stolen lives. The Red Inquisition must fall as well, and so too the INA. The Daesh are not as dangerous, but must still be dealt with, and as for the Mad Dogs of Sir Leopold... well. They will be the least of our worries.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Garbage Can Lid
Corruptor methodology. Though "corrupt" is such a dirty-sounding word. I'll be improving things.

Earth is a good world. It's familiar to me.

My form shall be a Wrathful Avatar, so I'm never without my power. I shall be a shapeshifter, taking on a new mien at will. Unearthly charm ensures that my dignity is respected, and Pillar of Hope ensures that my people are well-off.

Aether passage seems very logistically useful. Worldgate, even moreso. And because I need an attack, Bolt.

My methods of empowerment shall be monuments and my Underworld. Monuments will be great zigurrats of practical purpose as well as religious, but glorious beyond measure.

My prophet shall be a leader, as I shall. A nation shall be forged of my faith, and it must start somewhere.

I get the gift of mutation free, and I will shape each of my followers lovingly into something greater than the flesh with which they're born. Further, my followers will become beautiful, resilient and strong. My people will be a truly great race. I would offer them immortality, but then they'd never come to my underworld. Longevity would be a better option, but it's not available.

My domain will host whispers and terrain warp, as I shape the land and the people in it to my liking. Additionally, there shall be a hellgate, to allow the living to visit their relatives in search of wisdom.

My minions shall be humanoid. They shall have a form of great size and many skills. Perpetual regeneration, genius intellect, attraction, hypersenses, invisibility, smithing, and armsmaster. My servants will be great and unstoppable warriors as well as knowledgeable craftsmen.

I'll take the test of worthiness for my underworld. The test to enter won't be hard, but to come to the center where I reside will be less easy.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Burnblaze
It's no big deal, the only nudity I can see is the tiny nipples on the image of a polaroid for Blackmail Material, and that's easily fixed.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Supergrass
over 300 pages
what the fuck dude
does anyone actually read through this shit

SniperGod
SniperGod

@AwesomeTucker
Funny thing is, I bet the author thinks "wow I'm so prolific" and not "I have no goddamn sense of proportion."

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperGod
@AwesomeTucker
Just don't play it if you don't like it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BlogWobbles

Nazis, Isis, Christians and Muslims and Aztecs executing and sacrificing people, and world wars and serial killers and cartels and mass shooters. I'd be the Goddess this world deserves and have an underworld they deserve!

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TechHater
do the options here mean I lose my looks and cooking ability
I don't think so, but you still might want those options for the magical elements: if you already look like a model you won't have to do any work to maintain that, if you can already cook it might still be cook to have your dishes have "that special something" extra depending on your love, and so on. At least that's how I read it.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@AwesomeTucker
Some people do. Some don't.

Here is the crazy part about it. That is only the base CYOA with 9 more expansions coming in for it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@eGremlin
I didn't.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Garbage Can Lid
NAME: Totenhexe, Claimer of the Dead
METHOD: Deathly
What's mine is mine.

WORLD: Earth
This will do.

FORM: Entropic [8E], Shapeshifter [7E], Flight [6E], Cloud Form [5E]
I am no angel, but it is Death I bring.

GOD POWERS: Living Fog [4E], Mass Reanimate [3E], Worldgate [1E], Plague [0E]
In the end, perhaps, it will be the greatest mercy you are ever offered.

EMPOWERMENT: Underworld (free), Fear [8I]
They will know my name.

PROPHET: Cultist [free], Inventor [7I]
And they will hail it - or fear it.

DIVINE GIFTS: Magecraft [6I], Resilience [5I]
But their souls will be a price worth paying.

DOMINION: Whispers [4I], Hellgate [3I]
And they will soon see what becomes of that which I hold.

MINIONS: Lesser [2I]
MINION CHOICES: Affinity - Death [Free], Form - Undead [Free], Affinity - Decay [4M], Skill - Flight [3M], Skill - Speed [2M], Skill - Ghostly [1M], Equip - Armour [0M]
These are the ones I call forth from my realm.

UNDERWORLD: The Battlefield [0I]
UNDERWORLD CHOICES: Glacial [14U], Caverns [13U], Mountainous [12U], Citadel [10U], Manifest Deity [9U], Halls of the Gods [8U], Servants [7U], Changer of Forms [6U], Steward [4U], Restoration Cycle [2U], Realm Guardians [1U], Gladiators [0U]
Here they will have peace - of a sort.

Greet me as you would an old friend, mortals. It may be the only chance you have.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@kizzmybutt
Would you please post the latest version of Crown Quest?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
i haven't tried it yet so i can't judge it on how 'fun' it is but it has 25 fucking pages just dedicated to companions
i mean come on
@Raving_Cute
That is only the base CYOA with 9 more expansions coming in for it.
does the creator have legit autism or something

massdebater
massdebater

@Raving_Cute
9 more expansions coming in for it
coming in
What, does he order them from a catalogue or something?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@massdebater
He's Employee of the month at Costco IRL.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Skullbone
Is there a joke here, or am I missing something?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Garbage Can Lid
Manipulator
Earth
Unearthly Charm, Pillar of Hope, Mindrobber, Illusionist, Shapeshifter
Change of Heart, Pacify

Underworld, Worship
Child, Priest

Beauty

Centre of Worship,Terrain Warp, Free Avatar, Whispers

Lesser
Mammalian, Life, Ghostly, Attraction, Invisibility, Hypersenses

Test of Worthiness
Floating Islands, Cloudlands, Manifest Deity, Halls of the Gods, Weather Mastery, Crystals, Realm Guardians, Legendary Beasts, Changer of Forms, Servants

Hey, hey! Who needs all those stuffy evil Dark Gods when you have me? I'll take good care of your souls, I promise!

Your memories? You don't need those! My world is better, anyway! You'll love it, I promise!

Where? Just follow the cute bunny, silly! They'll show you!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nojokur
Costco does good bulk.
Bought a ten liter cask of Maple Syrup just the other day so I'm set for the next two years.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@AwesomeTucker
does the creator have legit autism

It's Italics, so yes.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@AwesomeTucker
@massdebater
Does the creator have legit autism?
They took notes from Highlander-senpai when making that cyoa. So yes.

I'm just waiting for more lore. I want to know what the other 3 great monsters are currently doing in the cyoa.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Lunatick
@Bidwell
@AwesomeTucker
@Lord_Tryzalot
FOUR dark gods competing for Earth

one just wants to burn it all and drown mankind in an orgy of death
another wants to slowly warp everyone's bodies/minds
another is playing at Grim Reaper
and the last one is pretending to be the good guy so she can eat everyone's memories

Could Earth be any more screwed?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@AwesomeTucker
I read through it all. It was really weird, like it was written by an alien.

Methshot
Methshot

@happy_sad
Italics for some reason didn't learn from Highlander Sama. Traveller's now pretty well formatted, with a table of content, notes and such. This is like- that Alpha of Traveller but way more spaced out.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fried_Sushi
So I was thinking about making some CYOAs, but I don't have photoshop. Would it be a waste of time or would people still be interested?

If you guys are interested, what sort of CYOAs would you like to see.

And no I'm not gonna pirate it. If ti's really necessary I'll just buy it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@CodeBuns

This is why the Nemesis CYOA is a thing. Just make a godkiller build and go stab some dark gods in the dick.

Just think user, YOU can be the edgelord mary sue antihero protector of the earth!

takes2long
takes2long

@Fried_Sushi
cousin: walking on eggshells 24/7
lil sis: nopenopenope dont need these feels
big sis: caring for paranoid schizo vol.9
aunt: have kid at 14-18 idk when cyoa is set
daughter: nope
twin: battered mens shelter here we come

idontknow
idontknow

@Methshot
You know that was a repost.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
Nah bruh.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CodeBuns

I think Iulu might inadvertantly make @AwesomeTucker
stronger because they'd probably be fighting against my crazy cult. Will still create lots of opportunity for battle and send people to my dark underworld though.

@Emberfire

Good. Just end it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TurtleCat
Italics should use that autism to make goddesses for pick a goddess.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Supergrass
There's already like 5 pages of goddesses, and the ones that are already there have a lot of overlap.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Bidwell
daughter a best

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Bidwell
we need more

Techpill
Techpill

@PackManBrainlure
Netori is pretty much the most alpha fetish.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
Looks like it. The final sentence is asking us to tell the board about the character.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Raving_Cute
seconded

5mileys
5mileys

@Lunatick

Motivation
I choose none. A strong man does not concern himself with such limitations. Instead he lives each day to its fullest and damns any who block his path.

Skills & Traits
Sword, Shield, Bow
All warriors should be adept at all styles of combat. Else they be unprepared for a cunning foe.

Unflinching, Self-Controlled
A man's will & wit are his two greatest assets. He should keep them about him.

Runes
Watcher, Efficiency

Enchants
Vampire & Against All Odds
Scope & Seeker
Repulsor & The Wall
Unhindered, Supporting, & Blood and Guts

Avatar
Titan
+1 STR, +1 SPD, +1 T, +3 R, +2 RM, +1 W

Spells
#1: Missile, Chameleon & Healing
#2: Cataclysm, Cripple & Blind

Factions
The Everwalking Knight, because all men need backup from time to time.

Companions
The Shieldmaiden
The Summoner
The Giantess
The Fairy
The Wolfmaster
The Bombardier

A greater band of thieves, reavers, and slayers you could not find.

Time to tread the jeweled thrones of the earth under my sandalled feet.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@takes2long
I think the best part is how the author later said that each option cucks you eventually, sooner or later.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Bidwell
You can never have enough goddessfu.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
God
Hello, I am Akumu. The Goddess of Choices.(Manipulator Free unearth charm)

world
Galactic Federation, how can something so grand as the federation make so many terrible choices?

Form
Unearth charm, illusionist, mindrobber, flight, teleport, Entropic

God powers
Tentacles, living fog, area banish

empowerment
Worship, Knowledge

Divine Gifts
Restructure

Dominion
Summoning Sites, whispers

Minions
Lesser; Insectoid, Decay, rage, speed, toughness, terror

Humanoid; Mammalian with insect features, cyber, lighting, healer, ghost, over charged, perpetual, attraction, flight

Underworld
Judgment; Steward, servants, realm guardians, halls of the gods

@CodeBuns
Those gods are just thinking small. A real God takes the galaxy.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CodeBuns
How is a dying little sister going to cuck you? By not dying like she was supposed to?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@DeathDog
>>51161955
Doubleposting Dubs

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stupidasole
No idea, cuck.
Take it up with the author.

5mileys
5mileys

@DeathDog

A real God takes the galaxy.

Yeah whatever, just be sure to stop by and smite the Earth with me sometime.

Inmate
Inmate

@Stupidasole
By telling you in her last moments she thought Doctor-kun was her one true big brother while you weren't.

N' he gave her the dick.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CodeBuns
I never said that. Are you confusing me with somebody else?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Garbage Can Lid
Time for the Lord of Lies to be born
0/10 Essence
0/14 Influence

Methodology
Manipulator

World
City of the Gods

Form
Shapeshifter, Wrathful Avatar, Face of Terror, Unearthly Charm, Demonforged

God Powers
Change of Heart, Living Fog, Tentacles, Firestorm, Fissure

Empowerment
Fear, Underworld

Prophet
Let's say Hero

Divine Gifts
Restructure, Mutation, Strength

Dominion
Terrain War, Wall

Minions
-Humanoid
Free Skill Rage, Hypersenses, Armsmaster, Smithing, Toughness, Affinity Earth, Divine Focus

-Greater
Free Great Size, Affinity Fire, Rage, Speed, Flight, Toughness, Armsmaster, Terror, Perpetual, Smithing, Hypersenses

Underworld
Test of Worthiness
Steward, Restoration Cycle, Realm Guardians, Citadel, Volcanic, Caverns, Manifest Deity

Totally Not Morgoth

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@5mileys
I choose not to. I think I might come by to save it if the humans chooses to save themselves from all of you

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
Muh dick liked the big sister option until you ruined her with the drawback. Same with aunt
Still picking big sister. Not like I have any real attachment to her so why do I care someone becomes a paranoid mess.
>>51159498
Innocent Shota
Mother lover
New Onii-chan
Pretty Cool Guy
Handsome Motherfucker
Ahegao-Inducing Dick
One of the few CYOA's where I want to pick drawbacks! But they're all shit.......
Your Tears Feed Me
@MPmaster
Endless Adventure World

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Crazy_Nice

Me and my cult of death will fight to the end! The outcome is irrelevant for us as long as blood flows and destruction is wreaked!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Deadlyinx
If you and your choose to fight to the end then that is your choice. But me and mine choose to win and continue on well after your end.

You silly death lover

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
@askme
Guess I'll remake THIS build

Dominator
Galactic Federation

Form
Shapeshifter
Lord of Hosts

God Powers
Change of Heart
WorldGate
Area Banish

Empowerment
Underworld
Worship

Divine Gifts
Resilience
Magecraft

Dominion
Summoning sites
Free Avatar

Minions:
Lesser
Form - Insectoid
Form - Extreme Size: Small
Skill - Perpetual
Skill - Flight
Skill - Get Back Up
Skill - Spawner
Power- Divine Focus

Underworld:
Judgement
Restoration Cycle
Manifest Deity
Realm Guardians
Halls of the Gods

BUGS. Extremely hard to kill and innumerable beyond reason. All of the bugs create more bugs, and every single one of them can sacrifice itself to call upon my god powers, and they can even survive this "sacrifice", heal and do it again and again.

What god power? Change of Heart. These aren't just regular bugs, they are MIND CONTROL BUGS. Anyone who they turn can then easily summon more of my minions wherever they please. They also become harder to kill and capable of magic, should the need arise.

Of course I will quickly conquer the galaxy with my minions. There is no being, man or god, who could possibly stop me (and my bugs can banish gods as well if any of them tries). But even the galaxy isn't enough. Once my power has grown strong enough I will open Worldgates beyond this galaxy and into other parallel universes. I will become to supreme ruler of the entire multiverse!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@DeathDog
You are still thinking small. A REAL god takes the entire multiverse!
@Boy_vs_Girl

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fried_Sushi
Cousin.
I will help her learn to love properly.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
Like hell you will! This is my galaxy. @DeathDog

@Deadlyinx
Wouldn't that mean I'll have to fight myself/selves?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Deadlyinx
not taking the omniverse

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
not taking all omniverses

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@VisualMaster
And how would you stop me when your own followers start summoning my minions to turn their entire worlds to my service? They are adept at infiltration too, and even a total quarantine wouldn't stop me from casting change of heart myself, it only takes one.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Clearly this calls for an accord. All of these Dark Gods ought to simply partition spheres of influence among themselves and sign a non-agression pact, for optimal mutual soul-harvesting.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@GoogleCat
@VisualMaster
Also, the dead serve my power as well as the living. Exterminatus won't even help you, it only makes me stronger!

@Crazy_Nice
Perhaps what you need is a mutual enemy? I will take EVERYTHING and all of you together couldn't hope to stop me!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@GoogleCat
By having them choose me over you because choosing me is always the right choice. So once your calls fall the deaf ears you'll be force to take them by force which is never a good thing to do and they will make you weak. Weak enough for me to finish you off.
Remember, I'm the god of choices, I choose to win.

Evilember
Evilember

@Lunatick
THE WALL is now the righteous leader of a growing movement.

Motivation:
Righteousness
Combat Skills:
Shield, Brawling
THE WALL's only weapons are his shields and his body.
Mental Traits:
Unflinching, Self-Controlled
Demonic Runes:
Chastity, Efficiency, Comfort
Enchantments:
Brawling: Atlas, Crusher
Shield: THE WALL, Repulsor
Armour Enchantments:
Seamless, Supporting, Blood and Guts
Avatar Form:
Titan
Avatar Form Abilities:
-1 Strength 3
-1 Speed 3
-2 Toughness 3
-3 Regeneration 3
-2 Raw Material 2
Magic Spells:
Release: Totem
Spell Effects:
Fortify, Heal, Ward
Factions:
The Band of Friendship and Fellows
The Everwalking Knight
Companions:
The Shieldmaiden
The Longbowman
The Sister
The Atoning Knight
The Escaped Gladiator
The Living Wall
The Bombadier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
What part of mind control did you misunderstand? I am the anti-choice. Your would-be followers will have no choice at all!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BlogWobbles

Someone has to punish the evil in this wretched world. Whether it's me or indirectly those that fight me doesn't matter.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@LuckyDusty
Actually I choose not to see that. So what chooses you have left?

Methshot
Methshot

@girlDog
Huh, is this new OC? Never seen this before.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Even the oldest version of Traveller I've got has much better formatting.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fried_Sushi
Rate my shit taste.
My Brain
Cousin > Aunt > Little Sister = Big Sister > Twin > Daughter
Muh Dick
Twin = Daughter > Aunt > Little Sister > Big Sister > Cousin

Soft_member
Soft_member

@massdebater

Privateer Captain Betty Carabis
of the Brigantine "Flying Fish"

Brigantine 40
Fast with big cargo hold.
Triangular Sails 45
Already have fast ship, might be good to be maneuverable to.
80 Hammocks 61
Crew needs place to sleep!
6 Private Quarters 67
Enough for important crew members.
Captain's Quarters 77
It's a status thing.
Good Galley 82
Going to have good food if cooped up on ship all the time!
Gun Deck 82
Need those for protection!
Extra Cargo Space 87
Need place to keep loot.
Forward Crow's Nest 89
Has extra sail.
False Bottom Chest 91
Can hide stuff and it's movable.
Large Rowboat 98
Can take team to islands and stuff and can carry cargo.
10 Canon 108
Shoot ball shot broadsides
10 Carronade 138
Shoot grapeshot if people try to board.
Ball 138
Grapeshot 146
Contract Crew 152
Seem good all around.

First Mate Isabella 160
Has useful skills and is qt.
Companion Kaarina 166
Has useful skills and is a qt.
Quarter Master Apis 169
Is strong and seems useful.
Navigator Jane 173
Is lucky and a qt.
Master Gunner Armando 181
Is experienced.
Cook Penelope 191
Knows magic.
Carpenter Jacob 196
Gets along with Penelope.
Cook Elsie 200
Assistant cook who has magic and is a qt.

Sail around doing a little exploring, a little trading, and a little fighting. In fights, tactic is to use ball shot broadsides to disable canons and grapeshot from carronades if enemy tries to board while using speed and maneuverability to survive. Once enemy ship can't fight, try to get them to surrender. We're always merciful and polite to people who surrender. We're just making a living! Isabella speaks Castiellan, so that helps us with our privateer work. We just do a little bit of everything and try not to become to infamous or get to much attention.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Battlemage queery.

Would you suggest taking the quests first and then doing your build or what? Is everything essentially post all three mega quests?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@girlDog
Isekai NTR
It's perfect! Now we can infiltrate builds of people that seem to be overly attached to a certain companion choice and totally screw with them.

takes2long
takes2long

@VisualMaster

Lots of builds have a starting build and then show what they pick up as they do quests /tg/thread/51121974#p51124577 Some even told stories about it!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TreeEater
Only 65 Pages
Still stacked like a brick shithouse

My how far we've come.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TreeEater
And it's still only 2k words shorter than Order v2.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@takes2long
Hmm, neato. Fuckin' update has slowed the fuck down my build, having to re-go over stuff.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Poker_Star
Hory shit Italics is gonna need to step his game up if he wants to be taken seriously then.

And he seriously needs to learn better formatting.

takes2long
takes2long

Do you people seriously not realize that Order has an image version that's only 40 some pages?
Just read that.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sharpcharm

Yeah, the update was pretty big. It's a fun one though!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@takes2long
Do you seriously not realize that Order has an image version that's only 40 some pages made up of the 325 page text version?
Just read that.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Poker_Star
@Burnblaze
Order v2
Italics never released a version 2. and I doubt they give a shit.

girlDog
girlDog

@Carnalpleasure
There's free alternatives like gimp, so maybe try that first and if you really want to get into it get photoshop later.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TurtleCat
Angel, I can't stop fantasizing about raping your character over and over, teaching her to love my cock in her ass.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@girlDog
Hmm... I'll go ahead and install gimp.

No promises, as I could get busy/lose motivation, but does anyone have a request for a particular CYOA?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@MPmaster

You're sick. Get help.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@JunkTop
Nope I got nothing when you admit you likely won't finish it. If you have no interest why bother?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@JunkTop
I feel like a more serious viking cyoa is long over due.
Also a greek mythology themed one.
Lastly something about abandoned/plundered space colony (basicly space colony but more centered arround survival)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fried_Sushi
[x] get /fit/ and fight the twin sister like a man

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@LuckyDusty
I do have interest, I'm just really terrible follow-through. So there's a chance that I'll do it, but I feel like it's fair to let you know that there's a real possibility that I won't do it.

@RumChicken
I'm writing these down. If I do complete it, it'll probably be within the next week.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@JunkTop
http://www.techspot.com/downloads/3689-adobe-photoshop-cs2.html

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Garbage Can Lid
Methodology: Corruptor

World: Year 2000X

Form: Technoform, Mindrobber

God Powers: Plague, Living Fog, Mass Reanimate, Golemspark

Empowerment: Souls, Knowledge

@askme
Prophet: Inventor

Divine Gifts: Mutation, Resilience, Restructure, Immortality

Dominion: Terrain Warp, Fauna Adaptation, Summoning Sites, Whispers

Minions: Construct
Minion Choices: Form-Undead, Affinity-Cyber, Affinity-Life, Affinity-Death, Affinity-Lightning, Skill-Healer, Skill-Toughness, Skill-Perpetual, Skill-Hypersenses, Skill-Get Back Up

Underworld: Test of Worthiness
Underworld Choices: Forest, Organic, Mechanical, Weather Mastery, Citadel, Realm Guardians, Changer of Forms, Restoration Cycle

Rumors abound of a virus spreading through the dark alleys of the cities. Some say that it kills humans, while others say it makes robots go haywire. Still others claim it does more bizarre things, like turning pets into cyborgs or making the dead rise. Most would dismiss these reports as simple scaremongering by rival corporations, and only a chosen few know the truth.

We were born without names, but we know our purpose: absorb the knowledge of the few, spread it to the many, and connect all things to us. We only ask that you share with us, so that we may share with you in turn. Will you join us?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
Lastly something about abandoned/plundered space colony (basicly space colony but more centered arround survival)
Island survival in SPEEEESH?

likme
likme

@lostmypassword
People don't like having to deal with someone else's sloppy seconds.

Is it really "sloppy seconds" when she probably hasn't had a man inside her for months, if not years? Aunt seems like easy mode because she's basically a typical Western woman, only with the benefits of being the money-maker and actually wanting children (she sees herself as your mother, albeit a mom you can fuck.)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@likme
Being this naïve
Pls be real. You have clearly not dealt with cuck-anons before.

askme
askme

@AwesomeTucker
well i sure hope the whole scifi scenario offers a bit more then that

Supergrass
Supergrass

@King_Martha
Make one

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@askme
well
*Well
i
*I
sure hope the whole scifi scenario offers a bit more then
*Than
that

Remember: You capitalize the first word in a sentence, you capitalize "I", and "than" is for comparisons. I found this link for you, it should help you out a bunch :)
http://www.elearnenglishlanguage.com/blog/english-mistakes/than-vs-then/

askme
askme

@Fried_Sushi
gb2 /lit/ nerd
lmao

massdebater
massdebater

@lostmypassword
@likme

Why do you people spend so much time obsessing over this stuff? It's really weird.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@massdebater
Autism and virginity? Only a 10/10 woman is good enough for user?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fried_Sushi
Yandere daughter is best and the one I'd pick.

takes2long
takes2long

@GoogleCat
This guy gets it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
There is certain demographic out there that holds the option that if she knows that the D exists she is an impure slut and can't be waifued.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Garbage Can Lid
Reposting my build
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY [Embed]
Name/Banana Man
Type/Manipulator
World/After the End
Form
Growthmass
Illusionist
Pillar of Hope
Unearthly Charm
God Powers
Change of Heart
Worldgate
Empowerment
Underworld
Worship
Monuments
Prophet
Leader
Cultist
Divine Gifts
Restucture
Dominion
Terrain Warp
Fauna Adaptation
Hellgate
Free Avatar
Underworld
Judgement
Forest
Manifest Deity
Legendary Beasts
Realm Guardians
Changer of Forms
Do you want a banana?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@MPmaster
user who refused the offer here. Glad to hear that taking the risk was worth it, so that I can choose Perfect Restful Existence and be an eternal cute girl! I shall ensure that cucking is forever absent from my new peaceful life.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methnerd
And they are so easy to bait.

FastChef
FastChef

@TreeEater
>Then gets cucked

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Garbage Can Lid
Name: Un'Thlax, the Un-ending Evolution

Methodology: Corruptor

World: Year 2000X
Form: Unearlthy Charm, Technoform, Growthmass, Mindrobber
God Powers: Worldgate

Empowerment: Knowledge
Prophet: Courtesan, Cultist

Divine Gifts: Mutation - Free, Beauty, Strength, Resilience, Restructure

Dominion: Terrain Warp, Fauna Adaptation

Minions: Greater
Form: Mammalian, Insectoid, Reptilian, Tentacular
Affinity: Cyber, Life
Skill: Vampiric, Toughness, Genius, Attraction, Hypersenses

Underworld: Test of Worthiness
Underworld Choices: Mountainous, Forest, Ocean, Organic, Caverns, Mechanical, Floating Islands, Manifest Diety, Weather Mastery, Changer of Forms

My goal is to consume, evolve and improve this world, my followers becoming warped into perfected infusements of nature and technology, near perfect beings with the primary goal of spreading my divine decree of perfection.

Through control of the elite though my courtesan and further control by initiating any seduced elites into my cult, I'll spread my influence through society, godly powers disguised as "gene therapy" and "technological augments".

The search for perfection will be unceasing. Worldgates shall be used to reach out through the void to new realms and analyze them down to the last grain of dirt for new knowledge to test on altering my subjects and realm into new forms.

The true test of perfection comes in the afterlife, where my followers will be put through almost every challenge possible of natural and technological origins if they wish to reach their final resting place and reward.

I couldn't find a good picture to go with this post for my 'god' though

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Emberburn
Is that a dick eating her face?

askme
askme

@CodeBuns
No, that shape is what her hair looked like before she got mutated by the T-Abyss virus and the pink thing is a leech-like tounge/mouth for sucking out nutrients.

She's from Resident Evil.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@askme
It's okay user, I don't judge. We all have our fetishes.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Royal Revival

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
Might take a while to post them all

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lunatick
Motivation: Righteousness

Combat skills
Swords: Vampire and against all odds
Bows: scope and seeker
Brawling: cast fist and slamming
Mental traits
Tactitan
Unflinching

Runes: Efficiency rune and wachter rune
Armour enchantments: Seamless, feather and unhindered

Avatar form: Draconic

Form abilities
Toughness 2 (free)
Natural weapon 1 (free)
Wings 1 (free)
Breath weapon 1 (free)

Strength 3 (6)
Toughness 3 (5)
Regeneration 3 (2)
Natural weapon 2 (1)
Breath weapon 2 (0)

Spells
Totem: Heal ,ward and fortify
Missile: push/pull, harm and cripple

Factions: Band of friendship and fellows/ The marching mercenaries

Companions: The bombardier, fairy, living wall, battle mage, templar, giantess and escaped gladiator.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TreeEater
How long did it take you to make this, beri?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
We all have our fetishes.
Was it that obvious? I only had 'trouble' finding a picture for my post because 99% of the relevant ones are NSFW

MPmaster
MPmaster

@JunkTop
Yea, it was that obvious. What's it called? I'd like to check this out.

massdebater
massdebater

@MPmaster
What's it called?
What's what called? You'll have to be a bit more specific with what you're asking user.

likme
likme

@Raving_Cute
I don't know if it was ever made clear, but is the picture of the Prince/Princess supposed to be what you look like before alterations from your room/items/miscellaneous stuff like Tammy's experiments get applied?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@massdebater
99% of the relevant ones are NSFW
That one. The fetish you are talking of here.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Emberfire
Oh, it's more of a mixed folder of symbiote stuff, alien "parasite" stuff in a sexual sense, "improving" TF, absorbtion and a little bit of personality altering/mind control. There's not really just one tag you can search for what I like sadly. I guess the best description for it would be "Fantasies in which a person becomes enhanced and 'superior' compared to other humans and then uses them sexually"

Highly autistic and magical realm, I know.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Supergrass
Niddia Nidhogg described as being worse at magic than Aegis and Nidhogg despite having 46 Magic with a 2x damage modifier and two attacks along with 40 speed

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Skullbone
Uh, with the changes to how weakness/strength works, Arcane makes no sense. Just so you know.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
It's aight, symbiobro. You got some weirdass fetishes but you're honest about them.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@GoogleCat
Please elaborate.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Worm CYOA parts 1...

Techpill
Techpill

@happy_sad

And 3...

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Lord_Tryzalot
It's aight, symbiobro.
Well t-thanks for your approval I guess user.
Also I forgot to add Living Bodysuits to that list, whoops

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evil_kitten
(Note: IF you fight someone who is weak against your Element the damage you do is x2.)
(Note: IF the Element you have Does nothing/Weak Against your opponents Element you do not gain x2 to your damage.)
(Note: IF the Element you have is Weak Against your opponents Element they get to do x2 damage to you.)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RavySnake
About a week, I think.

@likme
That depends on if you select "My Room" or not. If you don't, you'll be more like you currently are. Of course, there's plenty of magic cosmetics that can gradually change your appearance, if you can afford them. Just think of that as a starting point for if the only appearance-relevant option you pick is My Room. I suppose you can use the Princess image as some indication of your original form, though. I intentionally left that part vague because I didn't want people to feel forced into a certain core shape before the room options, but feel free to interpret it as such if you'd like.

massdebater
massdebater

@GoogleCat
@Evil_kitten
@Firespawn
The PDF and image form say different things, I believe the PDF version is the correct one because otherwise, arcane does half damage to everything but arcane.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Snarelure
/d/ Power Armor/Symbiote CYOA when?

farquit
farquit

@Raving_Cute
/d/ Power Armor/Symbiote CYOA when?
I've seen a /d/ Parasite Overlord CYOA before but I don't think I saved it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Raving_Cute
Nobody gives a fuck except for one guy, and that guy would rather ask stupid questions instead.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lunatick
Inspired by a character from a obscure JRPG

Motivation
Ambition

Combat Skills
Sword
Polearm
Brawling

Mental Traits
Charismatic
Tactician

Runes
Chastity Rune
Cleansing Rune
Watcher Rune

Enchantments
Sword: Avatar-Slayer, Resurrect
Polearm: Avatar-Slayer, Against All Odds
Brawling: Atlas, Slamming
Armor: Cooled, Radiance, Unhindered

Avatar
Titan
Strength 2
Speed 2
Toughness 1+2
Regeneration 3
Breath Weapon 2
Natural Weapons 2

Magical Spells
Missile Harm
Cataclysm Harm

Faction
The Everwalking Knight

Companions
Sister
Summoner
Giantess
Fairy
Mutant Child
Atoning Knight
Longbowman

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fried_Sushi
Big sister 100%, I can support her financially and those drawbacks turn me on for some reason

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
all female companions
Dare I ask why?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Illusionz
Why stop there, user? Don't you see the real potential here?

We can infiltrate the worlds of people who rejected her offer. Not only will we cuck them physically, we can even cuck their happy ending from them.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Raving_Cute
Princess
High-Energy Room
Victoria

Waffles
Crystal Dagger
Flare Key
Alchemy Starter Kit

Princess Chrysanthemum of Enela
If absolutely necessary I guess I can meet Prince Peony of Welelah, but that would be a loveless marriage with no children.
Princess Katelyn of Verend is pretty cute too.

[High Knight] Judith
Zoey [Educator, Caretaker]

Survival [Zoey]
Combat
Manipulation
Stealth
Assassination

Shadow
(Gardening)
There are so many good and varied ones. Well done!

Search and Rescue [First]
Join the fight [Second]
Guard the Ambassador [Third]
Again, so many good and varied ones.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PackManBrainlure
this is how you get the "Put your grasses on" penalty

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@VisualMaster
so many good & varied ones
Thanks, I tried to have a nice mix being fighting for your kingdom directly & doing other things to help / having useful hobbies.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Snarelure
Why are you so flirty with SDA, and a bitch to everyone else?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

/cyoa/ I need your cyoa about death, the undead and similar things for reasons.

5mileys
5mileys

@Dreamworx
Hey i like ur build
hey i want to rape ur corpse

Hmmm

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@5mileys
Technically it can't be rape if you're dead. You can't give or deny consent.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Garbage Can Lid
You can't give or deny consent when you're blacked out either

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Raving_Cute
CYOA when?

When you make it.

@Bidwell
Nobody gives a fuck except for one guy

This is a lie, I would enjoy it too. So that's at least two guys.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@AwesomeTucker
Mental illness doesn't count

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fried_Sushi
Emotionally vulnerable musclegirl

How is this even a choice? Though I guess it helps that sex isn't my top priority anyway.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fried_Sushi
Cousin for me, while I also entertained the thought of the Aunt, and I am into /ss/, she'll always treat me like a kid. I mean I guess no sex sucks, but I feel that she'll eventually break down, and if push comes to shove there's more extreme ways to handle this. Also tomboys are kinda my thing

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Dreamworx
I think they make a cute couple. A very autistic and shitposty couple. Even though SDA already has a mistress.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@AwesomeTucker

Trying to latch that terrible crazy whore angel with the pure SDA

Go away

viagrandad
viagrandad

@AwesomeTucker
I can ship it. Angel is turned on by abuse, SDA is turned on by being abuse.
It truly is a match made in heaven.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
@Supergrass
for you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Boy_vs_Girl

Will this do?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@viagrandad
I took SDA as the thread bully and Angel as the thread masochist. Even through all the shit he's said and done, Angel still wants his dick. That's what you call true love.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fried_Sushi
Tfw you recognize bang-you's Brown girl before even reading anything

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Nude_Bikergirl
read a korean web novel
translation drops to shit quality at the end of the volume
honestly begin questioning if I'm having a stroke or something
read this response too
continue questioning my health

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RavySnake
read a korean web novel
you shouldn't ignore earlier signs like that and then act surprised when you deteriorate

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lunatick
Motivation-ambition
axe, shield, throwing
unflinching, charismatic
chastity, efficiency, watcher
Axe-avatar slayer, vampire
Throwing-seeker, barbs
Shield-barrier, repulsor
Armor-seamless, absorbent, radiance
Titan form-3 strength, 3 speed, 3 toughness, 3 regeneration, 2 raw material
totem method-blind, cripple
The marching mercenaries & Lady Montpellier
the battlemage, the longbowman, the summoner, the repenting samurai, the giantess, the fairy, the wolfmaster

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Spazyfool
Beat up lil sis.
She now wants to hurts you even more.
See the whole things as you finally returning her affection and having the same fetish as you.
Feel justfified in hurting now and will stop holding back when seeing you in pain was really getting her engine running
Now that you're clearly stronger than her, will bring out tasers, cuff and knives to compensate.

Hope you're ready to kill her before she kills you.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@King_Martha
Why do you slander yourself, Angel?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TreeEater
He says this to everyone.
My sides.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Burnblaze
Oh shit I didn't even catch that. Thank you. Really.
Is she bipolar too?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Firespawn

Amputate her limbs fairly quickly...

Methshot
Methshot

@Garbage Can Lid
Catch that for what? Why do you want to know? She probably is.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberburn
railway ticket
can of beans
bindle

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RavySnake
Dumb question: The princess mentions that a retainer can't be somebody that's royalty by marriage. Does that mean I can technically have all 3 High Knights on call by marrying one and calling the other two as Retainers?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon
It just kinda happened. Like, I had the old Templar guy in the lineup before I saw that the Fairy girl could heal AND do other magics.

The non-warrior women have the greatest amounts of utility for the group and the warrior girls seem to have less moralistic fussing about than the dudes. Seemed easier to deal with.

girlDog
girlDog

@LuckyDusty
Items
Dark Orb
The Hoff
Villain President

Embrace the Jojo but with more western action hero vibes via Kung Fury. Hoff gets killed by Dio as Ken during a final trial in which we were supposed to spar on top a mountain without Master Hoff. At first we thought one of us had to win but the main test was realizing that it's not about winning but pushing each other's limits to our true potential. After finally becoming battle bros we return to Master Hoff to find that he was mortally wounded and tells us to protect each other and the world. As he dies one word escapes with his last gasp.

DIO,,,

So think Cyberpunk Battle Tendency mixed with Double Dragon, Street Fighter, and a final battle with both Kenshiro and I fighting DIO and his lieutenant Sobok (Name of a Korean Ice Cream Company). With DIO constantly spamming Stinger Eyes and I counter with my laser beams the background theme is a hard powerballad remix of Rainbow in the Dark with a few parts of True Survivor mixed in.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fried_Sushi
Breeder aunt
Well, I'm set.

Also, anyone have source of top right pic?

TechHater
TechHater

@Garbage Can Lid
@cum2soon
If you cannot give consent, you are denying consent by default.
However, in the western world, corpses generally don't legally count as people.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Burnblaze
Why do you slander yourself, Angel?

Oi, I'm not angel and that is the worst insult you could have called me.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@happy_sad
Don't feel like posting page 2?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methshot
I didn't catch that was her writing style. That she's insulting herself.

Inmate
Inmate

@Evil_kitten
Can someone post 51159498 again
You mean this? @girlDog

Evilember
Evilember

@Fried_Sushi
tragic incest

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Need_TLC
Not like it matters, no body makes build for old stuff.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Evil_kitten
51159498
It was *NOT* (((N)))ew (((T)))echnology (((R)))ecruit as I thought. (Which I Also tought I saw in this thread.) Which is shit and is the god of cucking needing a IT guy always on call, equaling a permicucked status. I'm still checking the original image.

I'll post it IF it's not putting you in a Netonare position (as opposed to Netori) and if I can find and censor the NSFW part. (A Spoiler is not enough for Veeky Forums mods.)

That said, check 4plebs if you have the post number.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Garbage Can Lid

that feel when you end up with 21 points worth of influence choices

I NEED MORE

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberburn
Tophat
Bindle
Railway ticket

The only optional one is the ticket. Bindle and tophat are more or less necessary.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evil_kitten
There was a single nipple. Also the image mentions 'Netorare' when it's really about making the PC perform NEtori. Author, please remove '-rare' mentions and replace with '-ri'

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1484/18/1484187648725.png

There you go.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fried_Sushi
My great uncle married his cousin, they never had kids for obvious reasons.

Was awesome at playing spoons.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@LuckyDusty
than just give yourself more points user

inb4 that's cheating!

Nobody cares.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Firespawn
Autism won't let us give ourselves more points, we need authors to actually change their CYOAs for that.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Dreamworx
So if the authors tells you to jump off a cliff to get more points, would you do it?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Dreamworx
Or you can edit the picture for more points!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@viagrandad
[almost every cyoa drawback ever]

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TreeEater
every cyoa drawback is basically either a) a negligible minor inconvenience or b) a serious complication that becomes a negligible minor inconvenience due to max/min'ing or mitigation by useful options or c) absolute certain death or eternal suffering and misery

But what if a cyoa drawback actually tells you to do something harmful to yourself irl, post a screenshot of the horrible deed with a time stamp to prove you did it, in order to get the extra points, would you still do it?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberburn
My sister and I are living together and fucking. Children aren't an option, of course. It's bittersweet.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
I can knock her up for you and you can take care of my kid user

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
no physical intimacy
dead
insane
doesn't view you as an adult/equal/lover
murderer
asshole
Do I have to pick one? I guess cousin is the least shitty. I mean, the lack of physical contact isn't really change from the status quo anyways.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@StonedTime
Children aren't an option

Not with that attitude.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Where in the South do you live?

farquit
farquit

@DeathDog
Bavaria

viagrandad
viagrandad

What other CYOA's have Italics user made beside Order and Pokemon Personified?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperWish
There is nothing wrong with merely annoying drawbacks so long as the amount of points they give is reasonable low.
be a god cyoa
drawback: the supreme murderfuck god hates your guts and will do everything he can to kill you +10 points
drawback: your waifu choices are merely 9/10 instead of 10/10 +1 billion points

likme
likme

@Emberburn
The risk of consanguinity-related birth defects between first cousins is relatively low, about as low as age-related birth defects for a mother in her late 30's, as long as you're not Hapsburgs or something and there hasn't already been significant inbreeding in your family history.

And before you ask, I know this because I had a biology professor whose pet cause was destigmatizing first-cousin marriage and would bring it up at any opportunity. He was basically Shelbyville Manhattan.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SomethingNew
I'm going to take your indirect post as a "No, I don't want to do stupid shit irl to get extra points for silly play-pretend."

cum2soon
cum2soon

>>51159498

New Body
|Noble Gentleman (...Lady?)
Powers
|Handsome Motherfucker
|Blackmail Material
|Pretty Cool Guy[free]
|Infinite Date Rape
Consent-Not-Needed
Aheago-Inducing Dick
Mindbreak Specialist
Playing For Both Teams
Kinda Like a Waifu[free]
Slut-Seeking Vision
Packing Unexpected Heat
New Onii-chan
Mother Lover (Remembedr cucking the Captain is a bads idea. Otherwise.. older women? Why the hell not?)
Iseaki NTR (And for my first 'verse, Star Trek. AFter going through the Acadamy, I'll get on the E-D because...)
Face Masking Power (Does this cover masking my commbadge's personal ID?)
Powered By...
|A Dick Best Served Cold. (That's 'Dish' in the image. A missed pun is terrible.)
Disads
|Put Your Glasses On (Get on E-D, cuck both Weapons officer and First officer. Preplan cucking the entire crew one final time with Romnulans. I'll figure it all out and keep it in my head until it's time to do it. Escape pod with Troi is to be kept alive. Same with my own. Give her a 'special badge' and me too just before the event and make it look like a weird alien pendant. That glows, so a signal is possible. My unit finds hers and activates it as the ship is about to 'splode. Meet up and get to federation space. Either live with her or not, either way travel through space as a former feddie officer and freelancer if she doesn't want to live lives out fully. If Seasosn one, manage to keep Tasha Yar in tow just to fuck with the timeline. Pray Timecops are not getting on my ass. [Also part of the disad.]
I figure killing the Klingon /before/ the attack is doable if it really goes wrong and I need to. And then there is what if Q gets angry his favorite toy is being cucked/emotionally ruined and/or killed. . .

Killing the pods might be part of the deal.)

Inmate
Inmate

@Raving_Cute
I guess I'll repost my original build here.

Princess
My Room
Study Room
Alaxander
Figure Cake
Featherweight Perfume
Entropic Gel
Prince Victor of Paladia
Mercutio
Lewis
Tactics
Chivalry
Management
Healing Magic
Earth Studies
Investigate the Mysterious Object
Clean the Storeroom
Help test new magic

I want my appearance to match my "old self" as closely as possible in order to avoid unnecessary complications and awkwardness. Sure Teresa can explain to anyone that needs to know and they'll believe her, but it's just more trouble than it's worth. Of course I want "princess" anyway but that's beside the point.

My primary goal here is to integrate a certain amount of Earth tech, including but not limited to military hardware, in order to both win the war and advance the kingdom. My job isn't really the science and engineering going into this. Instead I plan to use my general knowledge to help manage a team of experts who without my input likely wouldn't have any idea what they were looking for to begin with. My retainers are those foremost experts, though they will likely need additional help.

I'll be training in Tactics to better understand what is already in use by the military, and by extension where our military capabilities might be enhanced. At the same time I'll be studying Chivalry so as to better understand what NOT to introduce for fear of drastically shifting the current social order. Meanwhile I'm taking Management to better help coordinate my research team and their needs and one school of Magic so as to have a better grasp of the fundamentals in order to develop some knowledge of how it might be integrated with Earth tech. Healing itself won't be too useful for this, but I only need the basics and the rest is of some personal benefit. Victor's White Steel should also be easier to use in the manufacture of earth-tech than crystal while providing similar room for magical enhancement.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@MPmaster
Not our thing, sorry.
@LuckyDusty
Oh, we try. It's medical, though.
@DeathDog
Iceland. @farquit
isn't me.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Harmless_Venom

Say what you like, but Legendary Moonlight Sculptor is pretty good.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Firespawn
I bet you're one of those fucks that can't play a game unless it's been heavily modded on the PC.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Playboyize
Have to agree. I'd take the hat, bindle and probably the ticket too.

farquit
farquit

@CouchChiller
It's medical

Well, you can't stop there.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lunatick
Good man. I'd be bugger buddies with you.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nojokur
he enjoys playing vanilla Skyrim

SniperGod
SniperGod

@viagrandad
A decent amount of them. I think I have all of them, or at least most.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@likme
I'm pretty sure even among siblings the risk is still very low in a single generation. The problems crop up when you keep inbreeding for a dozen or more of them.

Still it makes sense to discourage it as a whole. Just because THIS time isn't a problem and NEXT time probably won't be either doesn't mean it won't become a problem later. And what do you do, put a legal limit that inbreeding is only allowed for a maximum of 6 generations at a time, so those 7th genners are just out of luck?

5mileys
5mileys

@cum2soon
I didn't say "enjoy". I said "play".

RumChicken
RumChicken

@farquit
Nothing exciting. I'm confirmed virile, she's confirmed fertile, but we fuck bareback pretty much nonstop when not at work, and no pregnancies or even miscarriages. I've made sure she's not surreptitiously taking birth control.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
I did play it, but it got fucking boring after awhile, so I installed mods to further my continual enjoyment.

What's the point of playing a cyoa that you don't even like?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperGod
His Order CYOA is connected to his New World CYOA right?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
New World Order
Illuminati confirmed

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken

You sound like a man who's not trying hard enough.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Bidwell
A lot of the same characters show up and talk about how they feel as if they know you or just come out and say they've been looking for you, so it's a safe bet.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@viagrandad
That's stupid, jumping off the cliff is not CYOA rules so i wouldn't care if a CYOA author would tel me that.

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
Having kids just isn't that big of a priority for us.

farquit
farquit

oh thank christ were on bump limit

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fried_Sushi
dying little sister
nope

NHK older sister
tempted by nah

smothering aunt
I have an aunt that treated all her boyfriends like she was their mother, needless to say she isn't married

yandaugter
better not what would the neighbors think

violent twin
hell no

guess the tomboy then

Playboyize
Playboyize

@farquit
problem?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@King_Martha
No extra points for you than.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StonedTime
Do you agree with this picture?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@kizzmybutt
Carrot best fuckdoll, for sure.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
There are diminishing returns here. Almost all first cousins who are hot for each other don't have a documentable family history of that kind of thing, the majority of the remainder only have one instance, the majority of that remainder only have two, etc. There's a lot of room to ease up on the legal limits on consanguinity that will satisfy almost everyone.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@cum2soon
If everything works perfectly, I'd take Troi as the 'Kinda like a Waifu' option cept.. still getitng to have fun on occasion. OOtherwise, I'll find another telepathic woman to play cuck-queen and help as a Wingwoman.

Should be fun!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CodeBuns
Not as a general rule. For me, it makes sense.

@Nude_Bikergirl
If you relax a rule, people will capitalize on it and push behavior to the resulting limit. Just look at online communities.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
And do you not think that the laws and social taboos against that sort of thing have a pretty considerable impact on exactly how many documented instances there are across the generations?

farquit
farquit

@Stark_Naked
Sibling love confirmed for purest love.

Inmate
Inmate

@Stark_Naked
So you make sure that you'll still be fine even if people try to exploit the letter of the rules as much as they can. That's just basic rule-making.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm thinking of making an audit CYOA set in not-Nazi-Germany where you're a not-SS Officer who has to go around the kingdom to audit district management branches in lieu of Acca-13. I worked in audit for two years so it kinda resonated with me.

Still thinking it out, but you'd pick specialists for your audit team who are good at testing certain areas, like accounting, business or guys good at sniffing out "corruption". Then depending on your results (based on audit effectiveness scores) you can indict for certain types of punishments. Haven't decided yet but we could go into lewd territories.

What do you guys think? N-not that I care.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Ignoramus
Sure why not. I'm always up for nazis not depicted as bad guys.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Ignoramus

I Want This.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@lostmypassword
Wait no I finished reading your post. Sounds like a companion-based cyoa so no thanks.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Ignoramus
So literally Hellsing: CYOA? Sure why not.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Inmate
make sure
If perfect enforcement of laws was feasible or even desirable, the lawmaking conversation would be very different. Sometimes making sure you're fine even if you make an unwise change means not making the change in the first place.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
Sounds great.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@lostmypassword
Haven't really decided yet if this regime is evil or not. It could be justified with some sort of threat on the horizon regardless, like a war.

Either way, I wanted you to play the role of an inquisitor.

@DeathDog
Probably not as violent or supernatural. I wanted to focus more on beaurocratic side of things in a slightly more realistic but still fantasy esque setting.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@iluvmen
inb4 this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8TfVTZFQSM

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fried_Sushi
Is it just me or are almost all CYOAs half-built? In the books that CYOAs are named after your choices would have consequences. There would be some kind of challenge in making the wisest decision, or at least in guessing what the author thought was the wisest decision. In most CYOAS on here it's just "spend these points on your favorite fetish, the end."

Makes me want to try making some kind of two-part CYOA where the second half puts the stuff you collected in the first half to the test and tells you what probably-horrible ending you get.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Ignoramus
Only if you put in a viable, non-joke option to rescue and run away with a beautiful, vulnerable dark-eyed waifu who is a member of one of the parties you are auditing.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
I didn't read past the first seven words or so. I assume it's bait like so much other trash.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@haveahappyday
bugger buddies
On a vaguely related note, if you like hobo stuff have you checked out the Strange Coins CYOA? It uses hobo coin carvings for the choices images.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@ZeroReborn
desirable

It would be if all laws were actually just.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn
It's true that people will break the law in proportion to how restrictive it is, and not all of these criminals will get caught. All the more reason to relax the laws a little instead of wasting time and resources trying to enforce overly strict laws.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberfire
That's just you. That what we call CYOA on Veeky Forums are very different from the CYOA books.

girlDog
girlDog

@Ignoramus
I want those Nazi lewds.

takes2long
takes2long

@Stupidasole
Your first mistake is thinking the rest of Veeky Forums even gives a single fuck about cyoa threads.

Evilember
Evilember

@takes2long
I never implied that

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberfire
A lot of the CYOAs here have implied consequences. The Revived Royal CYOA posted earlier has a lot of this, especially when it comes to the war and the suitor you choose.

Hell, the war seems like it can drastically change based on whether you choose to be female or male. Specific suitor options that can turn the tide are locked to specific sexes, and being a Reaper Witch seems like a really easy way to jump to the front lines and help end shit quickly.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
Amnesty and lawful-good options are certainly things I'm going to include. It's more of a matter of how evil you can go.

That would entirely depend on the morality of the regime/kingdom. I mean, if I'm gonna let you do on-the-job executions, then there'd better be an explanation for it.

Could even go into Judge Dredd territory and have you be a super-inquisitor, but I kinda just want this to be beaurocratic and noir-like.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@iluvmen

Please make it a flag withga w white circle and a 'angrier' color fo the background. And a symbol of some geometric shape in a circular symbol?

Something kinda-nazi would be nice. Deniable (or mods might ban it for being '/pol/') ..but let me have a fantasy realm where it's all going right.

farquit
farquit

@CodeBuns
Something like this?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@CodeBuns
I'm certainly going to pick a symbol that represents your regime. It'd just be a matter of me editing images of characters in the CYOA, which I do already.

Again, the evil you can potentially commit must be justifiable.

5mileys
5mileys

@CouchChiller
super-inquisitor

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Emberfire
More work for to make it less fit for purpose for most of the medium's audience. Doesn't make sense to me, but go for it if it excited you. Maybe you'll create a whole new genre.

@ZeroReborn
of course you'd want to if things were perfect
Surely you see the problem here.

@Ignoramus
It's a double-edged sword. Tightening or loosening away from the sweet spot for a given framework of laws will reduce their effectiveness. But instead of arguing why you think the sweet spot is somewhere less restrictive than where it currently is, you're saying "since being too tight makes people break laws, relaxing the laws is indiscriminately a good thing".

Methnerd
Methnerd

@cum2soon

Really? Asking for laws to be just is too much now?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CouchChiller
Amnesty and lawful-good options
Nonono, the key word was
waifu

I am perfectly okay with going evil and dark in a "abandon your society and run away with a subhuman fucktoy" scenario, if that fits your vision better.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methnerd
No, but arguing against caution in lawmaking because "well it'll be okay since perfectly and infallibly just laws are a thing we can rely on in this world" is definitely too much.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@JunkTop
"abandon your society and run away with a subhuman fucktoy"
not!Nazis

You're going to get shot for insubordination and for turning your back on the Not!fatherland.

idontknow
idontknow

@Need_TLC

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@JunkTop
@Raving_Cute
Entirely the reason why I want your actions to be justifiable.

Why not take the cute district manager as a fuck toy because the grade you gave the branch made it so? The push-back would be how viable your grade is, so you'd have to have a good team to do your audit right.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Burnblaze

What if I just wanna exterminate the sub-humans?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Raving_Cute
As he should be.
This is why the Nemesis cyoa was invented.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster
Then play another CYOA. You're not the space marine here and there are plenty of CYOAs that let you rip and tear.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha

I'm not talking about filthy xeno scum.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CodeBuns
Nemesis cyoa was a mistake honestly, most people are just going to abuse that cyoa to fuck up everyone else's builds for shits and giggles causing a death spiral of people making nemesis builds just to fuck up other people's nemesis builds.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@happy_sad
Again, this CYOA isn't going to be about being violent. You're not a barbarian.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
You can't reason with a /pol/lack SDA.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methnerd
Literally a CYOA where the point is to be a Nemesis to somebody else's CYOA build
"most people are just going to abuse that cyoa to fuck up everyone else's builds for shits and giggles"
No fucking shit Sherlock.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Firespawn

Does being peaceful automatically make you a hippie then?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Raving_Cute
That's why I called it "running away" and not "haha parade you in front of my superiors while flogging anti-party symbols". Other options include doing it clandestinely, or finding a credible reason to keep her around as a housekeeper or something.

This is pretty much the bread and butter of Nazi-era forbidden romance, how is this hard for you? Do you not actually know anything about Nazi-era goings on?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@ZeroReborn
Dickwaving contests aren't fun user.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Ignoramus
ACCA13

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
I want to do eugenics

farquit
farquit

@cum2soon
I'm arguing that in this case there's plenty of room to relax the law. Someone countered with a lazy slippery slope argument, so I had to establish that they were talking out of their asses.

massdebater
massdebater

@idontknow
No. That's why I'm not in favour of changing a law that isn't really barring people from their dreams and serves a societal purpose.

likme
likme

@CodeBuns
@Harmless_Venom
At least my cuckposting has a basis in reality.

Fuck man at least put SOME effort into it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@massdebater
isn't really barring people from their dreams and serves a societal purpose

This is where you lost me.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@likme
They've already killed the word user, what are you expecting?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
You will be the envy of the /pol/lacks. To you, they're just more scum that could colour your suit red.

@StonedTime
Probably. You'll have a reputation regarding your actions. How will the district managers feel when you show up for a surprise audit? Fear? Relief? Horny? A mixture of two of the above?

@Harmless_Venom
Yup.

@Spamalot
Sure.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Firespawn
SDA did you see my build for battlemage last thread?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Booteefool
Not fun for you maybe.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@JunkTop
You are posting as anonymous so some reference would be nice.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@farquit
You didn't establish that, though. I'd love to hear it, but you didn't. The arguments in thread so far in favour of relaxing the law are essentially "it would totally be okay", and do not establish why or how at all.
@Emberfire
You want to spend your life loving and fucking your sister, brother, or cousin? You can. Pretty easily and with relatively few consequences, actually.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CouchChiller
Then office job and keep the 'results of yoru investigations' secret. (How about this: If you do 'dib' you get points and if they build up too much you get a chance of being caught?
So maybe you work with 'field agents' and each has advantages to 'concluding' a investigation with finality, but each has a different 'threshold' of finding YOU out if you have a certain number of 'fibbing/fudging' points.)

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fried_Sushi
abandoning your duty and station for a subhuman wench
he thinks his superiors are going to turn a blind eye to all of his suspicious clandestine behavior
he actually thinks his own family will accept his lover
betray his homeland
betray his race
disgrace his family name

I can understand it, but you're absolutely bullshitting yourself if you actually think its going to play out like a shitty forbidden romance novel.

likme
likme

@Lord_Tryzalot

Isn't incest like, illegal pretty much everywhere?

WebTool
WebTool

@likme
Nope. In my country is legal as long as both partners are adults.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@eGremlin
Sure

You fell for my trap.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@haveahappyday

Just look at FO4, there's outright rascism. (Okay, bioism.)

Just don't name the perps being hunted down and 'allude' to them as 'corrupted' or 'peverse'. (Avoid 'Degenerate' unless you want /pol/acks by the truckload.)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@likme
Sure. Oral sex is illegal in a surprising number of states, too. Do you think that stops people from giving and getting blowjobs?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@WebTool

Where do you live?

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
Image 1 of many.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StrangeWizard
Oral sex is illegal in my state, actually. It weighs heaver and heaver on me every day, I feel like a hunted animal. I don't know what to do or if I can survive this... at least my thoughts are free.

idontknow
idontknow

@likme

Most places allow second or third cousins to marry. If they allow for closer relations than that, parents and siblings tend to be banned, but there are still some places that don't give a fuck. Those same places tend not to give any kind of a fuck about anything because life there is suffering.

@StrangeWizard

Sodomy is still illegal in many states as well.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@5mileys
Image 2 of many

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StrangeWizard
Oral sex is illegal in a surprising number of states, too

I really wanna hear the reasons as to why this is the case.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Lunatick
Spain

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@idontknow
life there is suffering

@idontknow
Confirmed

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is there just one guy in the thread who doesn't know how laws and the world in general works, or people mostly stupid for some reason?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Boy_vs_Girl
I like that algorithm, but if it involves rolling, I'd rather not. It has to be conclusive.

@w8t4u
Remember, the people you are auditing are likely other members of the regime, just your subordinates.

I am thinking of first letting you choose from a regime vice president to work under, maybe 4. Each are business rivals but they all give certain benefits to their auditors. For example, one could give you free Company X Cigars that you can bring with you to your audit of Company Y, a rival of X. This gives you a certain threat or authority over the situation or could turn on you and make your subjects more hostile. It'll be somewhat vague and and ambiguous to make it a "what do you think will happen" CYOA.

@AwesomeTucker
I'm considering manhunt type of events but I'll have to think about it.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@eGremlin
SDA-senpai you answered @StonedTime
twice.

By the way, did you notice my build in the last thread? The guy with Divine/Shadow spell and Moonlight sword.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@likme
It used to be legal in my country but I think they changed it. Basically "what happens behind closed doors between consenting adults is between them, not between them and the state"

Spamalot
Spamalot

SDA makes this not!Nazi bureaucracy and judicial/political intrigue cyoa
/cyoag/ is swarmed with /pol/lacks
waifufags goes crazy about wanting to fuck the untermensch/ubermensche waifu options
DEUS VULT is spammed for a couple of threads
"lol totally had no idea this would happen guise :^)"
mfw this was SDA's plan all along

SDA is playing 3 dimensional chess, how can the other authors and shitposters even compete at his level of smug?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberfire
This is less traditional CYOAs and more character-creation. If you want an expansive CYOA, check out Fabled Lands. We sometimes get threads for it on Veeky Forums.

askme
askme

@StrangeWizard

Looks like I know where I'm moving.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@askme
22.7% unemployment rate

Good luck with that user.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spamalot
There's like one /pol/lack and a bunch of friendly perverts.

Literally what is the problem? Nobody's mad, as far as I can tell.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@eGremlin
I like the idea, even without the waifu or 'sex' options. I hope you eventually do it.

Kind of like Papers Please but as a census agent.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
3 of many

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Spamalot
You fucking bet there will be ample levels of smug on this CYOA. Are you a bad enough auditor to wipe that smug off her face?

@Crazy_Nice
I've gone through hundreds of builds. Please link.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methnerd
Justice is relative. It's a word people use to describe ideas they like. The only thing laws can be judged by is their practical outcomes. Granted, that's a matter of taste as well, but at least it involves taste in real things rather than abstract ideas.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Booteefool

What happened?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
Why isn't Spain producing a shitload of real incest porn?

@Carnalpleasure
not having high-demand skills in a stable profession
not securing employment before moving there
You sound like a keeper.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RavySnake
/tg/thread/51146311#p51150340 Please rate.

PS: Those captchas are getting trickier everyday, I had to use selection tool this time. lol

MPmaster
MPmaster

@idontknow
What does this have to do with the post you're linking?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Carnalpleasure

My own country has a higher unemployment rate. No biggie.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nojokur
Certain office workers can help you lower your fibbing score, while certain feaild agents can find you out.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@New_Cliche
@askme
France, Sweden, Portugal, Belgium, Netherlands, Russia, Turkey and Japan have the same laws.

@Carnalpleasure
19.2%, it's going down.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Snarelure
Because laws are just if they are anything. Wait...

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spamalot
CK2 player
have been DEUS VULTing longer than I care to admit
/pol/lacks steal it
can't use it without being associated with them

Life is suffering.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fuzzy_Logic
Populism. Banning incest was an easy way to get votes.
Don't even remember if they made it illegal, only that there was talk about it. Can't say I care.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@cum2soon

Sounds like we're in business then...

Hey, can I buy you a drink?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@New_Cliche
Because already have a relatively high paying job in a stable profession in my home country of Canada, I don't want to move to a country where I barely can speak the language, high unemployment rate, higher social unrest and crime due to all the illegal immigration, and even higher taxes, just because they're more tolerant of incest.

Not my cup of tea user.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Methnerd
Still not sure why Spain is exporting a fuckton of incest porn. Is porn not produced there? Is incest strongly unpopular despite legality?

I mean, lots of countries have hot sluts who will have sex for gold but that competition doesn't stop most places, in fact it's a great equalizer.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@eGremlin
practical outcomes

It's not like every law that's put in place takes this shit into account.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
Why isn't Spain producing a shitload of real incest porn?

Don't remember the actual term for it, but when you grow up with someone as a family you tend not to view them as acceptable partners. Many people with incest fetishes still aren't attracted to their own relatives.

Interestingly enough if you're closely related to someone but separated from them at an early age, be it siblings or parents, there's a good chance you're going to be highly attracted to them if and when you meet.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Crazy_Nice
here dood
/tg/thread/51146311#p51156408

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Flameblow
4 of many. And if OTHER ANONS could help by finding theweirder ones a bit larger? "That Would be Great!"

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TurtleCat
"Winning the Crusade" or as I call it "Property Management Simulator 1095".

It's always fun when the knights end up winning the ERE and start blobbing into eastern europe.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spamalot
His girlfriend won't do anal, so he's decided to fuck this whole general in the ass

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Crazy_Nice
A lot of them don't. People take a stand for their favorite idea regardless of the consequences because their identity is tied up with it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CouchChiller

Indeed, life is suffering.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Flameblow
4 of many

TreeEater
TreeEater

@w8t4u
Oh I remember this. I love bow/ranger builds and love souls/bb games so I naturally really liked it.

@lostmypassword
I prefer more original designs like @whereismyname
I'm probably going to design it myself.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fuzzy_Logic
If incest isn't your cup of tea, then you weren't in the market for the move in the first place and your bailing on the proposition isn't really a contribution.

@Booteefool
You're thinking of the Westermarck effect. But porn stars aren't about being attracted to their co-stars, it's a job. You perform sex acts for money, and the more premium the act the bigger the payout. Most "gay porn" stars are straight.

Due to many factors, porn makes potentially the same amount of money whether the performers are from poor countries or rich countries, so the personal rewards in a poor country with lots of social unrest, instability and unemployment can be especially attractive.

tl;dr there will always be people out there willing to make an easy buck, and you can potentially put more trust in a sibling than a regular co-star, and make load of easy money doing so.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Burnblaze
You only get v& if it's cp.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TreeEater
principality of Zeon flag
original

Git gud scrub

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
@Techpill
Anybody have page 2? I want to make a build.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lunatick
Ambition. Nothing else works for me.

Sword, shield, and bow are the most fundamental weapons. Between them, I can do everything personally that I should need to. Polearms are also cool, but I'll have soldiers for that.

The mental traits seem a bit like isekai skills. Charismatic is a good one, since I intend to lead. Tactician will also be very useful. I already have somewhat lesser versions of the unflinching and self controlled traits anyway.

Watcher rune seems the most useful against potential enemies, and the cleansing rune, besides preserving my dignity, is handy to avoid assassination by poison.

Separate enchantments for each weapon, apparently. Shield should have the Wall and Repulsor, which synergize nicely. The barrier shouldn't be needed as long as the shield is a good size, and the boomerang is redundant since I have a ranged weapon.

My bow should have seeker projectiles, making me super accurate. The other options aren't really that good, compared. Barbs I guess.

Finally, my sword will be vampiric, allowing me to fight indefinitely, and avatar-slaying, for those cases when I need the extra power.

@SomethingNew
My armor should have the supporting and blood and guts properties, filling the gaps as my vampiric blade heals me. Making it radiant seems like it would confer beneficial morale effects.

Titan form is most aesthetic.
I'll upgrade toughness to 3 and get two levels of regeneration. Two levels of material will also be handy. That leaves three points I don't strictly need, so I guess I'll improve strength and speed to three, and grow wings for utility purposes.

My spells will both be cataclysms, for dealing with armies. First of all, heal plus fortify, for my own armies, and madness for enemy armies.

@kizzmybutt
I'll take Friendship and Fellows, to forge my own army, and the Hidden Blade for tasks where an army won't do.

@Emberfire
Too much words, this looks like more work than fun.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Soft_member
What's it based on then, if it's not original?

Techpill
Techpill

@Lunatick
Neither is your post user and this whole futile argument about incest.

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
Oh so you're just complaining, gotcha.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TreeEater
thanks SDA-sempai

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Booteefool
The Westermarck effect is largely considered bunk these days, actually. It's just a persistent rumor that is hard to stamp out.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Gigastrength
Flower/wing/rose/bow and arrow motif that symbolizes masculine strength and unity.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@RavySnake
You didn't even comment on my build... and I know you saw it, because you responded to the spelling mistake I found. Seriously, what does it take to impress you?

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
It's only update aleph, sorry.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Soft_member
@Gigastrength
@Illusionz
I'm not a /pol/lack so I don't know this stuff. Either way, I'm designing it myself. Good ideas, though.

@Spamalot
I'm dead inside.

askme
askme

@Spamalot
I think you just got to it a bit late.

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog
Noble Gentleman is the best way to be. The free powers are nice ones too.

As for my non-free powers, ahegao dick is almost like mind control, making it a great option, and consent-not-needed allows me to apply my dick as desired. Isekai NTR so I can hunt specific targets.

Tears Feed Me is the easiest immortality, since it's pretty hard to get wronged by someone, convince someone to be a beta orbiter, or make a friend.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger
This is clearest danger this CYOA has ever produced.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus
No it's not. I've read it. It's fucking terrible.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
Iceland
Somehow not surprised.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
"Original" doesn't mean "uses no symbolism".

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lunatick
But porn stars aren't about being attracted to their co-stars, it's a job.
a job
Spain
I found the problem.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@girlDog
Noble Gentleman
Get my two most important powers for free, plus we both have a steady income/job so it isn't far off

Powers
Cool Guy (free)
Waifu (free)
Slut Vision
Handsome
Mind Breaking Dick

It would be smarter to go for Ahegao dick, but my fetishes demand I ruin their minds

Lifespan
I would love to have best served cold so I could feel some righteousness, but I think my powers and natural inclinations make me better suited towards I am the bull.

So a bull I shall be. Since I'm turning girls into retarded sluts with my dick, it rather nicely solves the problem of how to deal with them when I'm not fucking

Booteefool
Booteefool

@happy_sad
Have you seen Icelandic women?

likme
likme

@Booteefool
They all look like barbie dolls tbqh famalam.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
Loser: 10 / Deviant: 15 / Nerd: 25 / Weeb: 30 / Neckbeard: 30 / Edgelord: 5 / Insanity: 0 / TOTAL: 115
Ward [The Prison School if it has attached dorms, Basement Dwelling if not]
Items & Furnishings [My consoles, TV, vidya, anime shit, and RPG gear: 0 / My PC: 40 / A Bathroom: 30]
Powers [Cute Boy: 30 / Nerd Rage: 15]

Assuming the meals at the school cafeteria are comped because jail, any cash I do get it going to be disposable. So my patreon account can actually help me supply my hobbies. Cute Boy should also net me more patronbux if I play it right and lightly camwhore. School seems comfy, and I already know I'll have friends incarcerated in the Basement Dwelling (Looking at you, Seth) so I can travel between the wards I give a shit about fairly easily. Insufferable Edgelords already give me conniptions, so Nerd Rage will help me not die in the first week when one of them *teleports behind you*. So yeah, I think I'd be reasonably comfy there.

farquit
farquit

Here's the image I used.

pussy placement looks a bit weird but dark skin with a huge ass is a winning combination.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@farquit
I'm a fucking idiot who can't link posts correctly, please kill me.

@Burnblaze
Here you go.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
So hot sister sounds pretty good.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Is there a gentle femdom cyoa?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Flameblow
Eh stick figures with big boobs and asses are not my fetish.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Illusionz
Yes, several. Make a new thread and they'll be posted.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spamalot
Don't get that anon's hopes up user.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Flameblow
I think @Spamalot
is talking about pic related, plus a few more that sort of expand on some of these choices. Not sure if any/all of them count as _gentle_ femdom, but eh.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Flameblow
I have at least two gentle femdom cyoa in my folder bro.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spazyfool
It's your sister. You can feed her how you like.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Illusionz
don't separate the thead that's tabu

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Raving_Cute
Doesn't Order take place in the past of New World?

Does that mean there is a younger version of Villain running around?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Ignoramus
Sounds good! I want it. Not-merchant waifus should most certainly be included.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Snarelure
Christian morals. They're old laws that aren't respected or used nowadays, but nobody ever bothered to get rid of them.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lunatick
Humanity needs an update badly, it seems.

massdebater
massdebater

@Supergrass
Anna la Trade
I know I'm going to get party van'd for this, but sauce on that character?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@cum2soon
Shit nigga. This is cash.

*So* I got to fuck Troi right before the escape and then leave her in her room, go back for her - she's too stupid at this point, hopefully permantly - and then recover her, then her pendant has to be remembered in the hustle to a escape pod. (Granted this is after the ship is attacked and escape pods are called for. Rommies gotta make it last a while so the Captain will can general evacuation.) Then I have to hope she's fucked stupid enough to follow my commands to REAMAIN IN HER QUARTERS AND CLEAR HER SCHEDULE FOR A COUPLE DAYS.

Still it's doable, right? Assuming my nemesis isn't Q level or time cops, then I suppose I can get away with just using a disruptor (disguised as a phaser) to disrupt the angry klingon, his son and potentially the wrathful first officer in defense during the intervening day or two between fucking her silly and the attack.

Still, I might pull it off. And if she's fucked dumb, I can always keep her after the fact as a mentally lessened 'Waifu' option with side benefits. (Get the 'Waifu' fucking her maybe? Depending I might need a three seat escape pod.)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Ignoramus
I would like it. It bothers me that there's a lack of things in media that let me role play as a not-nazi.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@massdebater
I doubt they'll ban you for a request. Even a warning would be unusual.

girlDog
girlDog

@Ignoramus
Another great idea SDA.

massdebater
massdebater

MH update when?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@MPmaster
I feel so old now...

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RumChicken
Look up John Durant's Paleo diet book.

What is your water supply? FResh off the glacier/ice is best. IF not, check for local bottled that's cheapish. Taste is a concern but.. it's a fuckload to drink Arrowhead instead of polluted water. So it's a issue for you to look into.

Make sure her diet is optimal for women. AFter months of detoxing from modern society, keep trying. Check if your swimmers are weak with a doc. DOn't use a normal doc, find somebody who's 'redpilled' or 'suspicious of modern life'.

Then after a year of no pregnancies, you can ask why your not working properly. But you'll probably have a kid by then.

Methshot
Methshot

@MPmaster
Paleo
How many dicks did you suck today?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
I am the Flower.
Abomination.
Year 2000X
Form: Entropic. Form: Teleport.
Empowerment: Knowledge. Empowerment: Worship, Empowerment: Fear.
God Powers: Worldgate.
Prophet: Child.
Divine Gifts: Beauty, Strength, Magecraft, Mutation, Resilience, Demonic Arms, Restructure, and Immortality.
Dominion: Whispers, Hellgate, Center of Magic, and Fauna Adaption.
Minions: Humanoid.
Affinity: Life. Affinity: Death. Affinity: Decay. Skill: Rage. Skill: Speed. Skill: Toughness. Skill: Hypersenses. Skill: Get Back Up.
Underworld: Judgement.
Underworld: Ocean, Realm Guardians.

I am the Flower, awaiting the day you deny me no longer. You are the Flower, walking the surface of my ocean to reach me. We are the Flower, growing in the soil between worlds. I am the Flower.

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
How long can you stay in Avatar form?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@massdebater
Nvm, found it, "Crafting Shop Daughter" from Monster Hunter 4.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@JunkTop
I'm in my 30s and been on Veeky Forums from the beginning, so maybe don't feel so old. And no, you probably won't get banned for asking, or posting a link.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@MPmaster
Are you stupid? Remember that this is a guy fucking his sister asking you this. I already said we are confirmed virile and fertile, it's a rare compatibility issue.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Ignoramus
Then you should prob remember that Party Van refers to FBI, not the banhammer.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Firespawn
That makes even less sense. You're not going to get picked up by the feds over asking for the source of a CYOA character.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CodeBuns
because the cyoa character is underaged and implies CP, the feds used to monitor Veeky Forums for CP trafficking.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@girlDog
If I were to take your offer, I'd say...
Noble Gentleman

Pretty Cool Guy (Free)
Ahegao-Inducing Dick
Kinda Like a Waifu (Free)
Handsome Motherfucker
Blackmail Material

A Dish Best Served Cold

...But I refuse.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lunatick
As somebody that has recently entered the Judicial system, there's a frustrating amount of these laws.

The worst part is that you can tell somebody in the legal process got salty, because they tacked a bunch of random pointless shit charges on. Then you have to somehow find a case where a judge ruled against the letter of the law in a more modern sense and it's just all so frustrating.

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster

There's a guy talking about trying to have incest babies with his goddamned sister, yet THIS is the post that disgusts me.
nice bait.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@happy_sad
Weird thing to nostalgia post about in any case.

happy_sad
happy_sad

New thread: /tg/thread/51171376#p51171376

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stark_Naked
You got to be there to be nostalgia about newfriend.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@WebTool
We don't really want kids, to be honest.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Gigastrength

But user

DeathDog
DeathDog

@happy_sad
That's not femdom edition.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@DeathDog
Than make a femdom edition user, new thread OP was sucking on too many cocks again and forgot to put the god damn title.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@5mileys
update bet

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
K
/tg/thread/51171744#p51171744

takes2long
takes2long

@Evilember
it's pretty hard to get wronged by someone

Take Unexpected Heat
Be professional domme
Cuck anybody who welshes on payment
Profit!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
used to
They stopped?

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