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Twin a best.
Who is best girl of the cyoa?
Hagia. Or did you mean best new girl?
You fool. You moron. You absolute buffoon.
I might weigh in if I could be bothered to sift through a 300 page CYOA.
Pretty weird desu.
no be the hobo cyoa
Aegis a best.
End. unless the player takes the Dragon and Bride classes, that is.
Is Ninlil supposed to cost only 3 companinon slots? Seems pretty cheap for a Tier 2 companion.
You know she took the BDC (Big Dragon Cock) right?
What was the name of that CYOA where the you're a intergalactic government's agent tasked to study a newly found planet with fantasy elements (giants, elves, magic, undead)?
Reminder that Praper is the BBEG.
Is there a picture version? Not down playing all of the amazing work that went into this I just have a short attention span.
So is Aunt just easy mode?
Regardless I'd go with twin, assuming the beatings are sexual in nature most of the time.
Does anybody ever combine the results of multiple non-Meta CYOAs? Like, taking the character from the TG Order Form and running it through Battlemage, and then stranding them on an island for years.
Asks if there's an picture version
When the post has a link to the image version in it
Well, at least you proved you have a short attention span, user.
Why is Praper the BBEG?
I never knew I was into netorare until I read this, but here I am.
Forgive me for my stupidity, I thought it was a link that the version that is a wall of text.
Pro tip: Netorare = Cucked/Getting cucked; Netori=Cucking.
I may have missunderstand something but:
- Repellent (Spiritual changes) cost 2 points so you get just 42 points at all not 46
- The curses dont cost you points they ADD points to the 42 you already have
Unsettling , The Voices , Sleepwalker , Night Person  = 23
42 + 23 = 65
This is a lot
- I think you just need to take Functional OR Flawless in the Mind Control upgrades. Maybe im wrong but if they retain something of themselves while drones they in fact may appear enough human to even need the other upgrade.
Other than that... good build crazy witch!
Yeah you right, I was just going off the name of the cyoa
Is it worth? I like Traveler's Tales.
She might have something to do with Despot destroying the New World future that you, her, and her mom were from.
no little girl form
Fucking worthless CYOA.
Seriously, imagine getting cucked by a little girl. How could anyone ever recover from that?
I was planning on posting this sometime tomorrow, but you were the only one brave enough to step forward into the unknown abyss. I want you to know that you're strong and loved.
If only you had been strong enough to say no to your fears. You could've inherited so much more.
Packing Unexpected Heat
It's not direct but it's totally doable.
I was going to reply to /tg/thread/51146311#p51158492 saying he choose to ignore the cyoa but I felt it would be offensive to the author and discarded, do I get something?
No, that's garbage.
The absence of dick kinda changes the entire situation and how everyone will react, it doesn't even really carry the cucking feel.
Can someone post 51159498 again and please BANN the nf4w part or use the spoiler option?
Not with that attitude.
"Do you like what I've done with the world? I've twisted it all, just for you."
Land of Fantasy
Day or Night
Affinity- Fire (free)
Form- Great Size
Form- Extreme Size
Skill- Get Back Up
Maybe if you're doing it wrong.
Praper has nothing to do with Despot.
Do you like Final Fantasy Tactics? That's basically the cyoa.
Well people tend to excuse women for acts like this and place the blame on the man, so instead of feeling cucked they might end up feeling like the guy is a jackass.
Praper has nothing to do with Despot.
We can't know that. There's no way to until all the expansions are out and we learn who shares the blame.
excusing a young girl for fucking your wife after she says you turned her gay with your half assed fucking, and that the only good you did was that she was so disappointed in your cock that she doesn't have any interest in cock anymore at all.
I was figuring you'd be trying to cuck the women by fucking the guy, actually. It'd probably work out a little better they way you're thinking.
I was figuring you'd be trying to cuck the women by fucking the guy
Of course not.
No, cucking the woman sounds gay.
perfect restful existence
This warmed me up. Thanks.
Wrathful Avatar 1
Unearthly Charm 2
Living Fog 6
Demonic Arms 5
Terrain Warp 6
Summoning Sites 7
Death Affinity 3
Decay Affinity 4
Speed (Free Skill)
The Battlefield 12
Legendary Beasts 4
Restoration Cycle 9
Changer of Forms 10
Fuck Earth, Fuck humanity. Just make crazy cult of evil suicide bomber terrorist types who are promised a "heaven" where they rule as dictators over castles with people they kill in battle as their servants. Will wage total otherworldly war against all the Earth with help of dark magic and minions, subjugating everything eventually.
In underworld, castles will constantly be under threat from hordes of terrible swamp creatures and cave monsters that harass and besiege the castle occupants as much as they're able. So there will be constant battle. Occupants will also be slowly transformed into tormented monstrous forms.
2 Best Friends
1 Friendly Competition
1 House party
1 Visit the resort
0 Walk in the winter wonderland
1 beach trip
2 Well off
Do the options here mean I lose my looks and cooking ability, if I have them?
Cool older sister or breeding aunt, depending on whether I'm planning to go dark or happy. F
(Pretty Cool Guy)
(Kinda Like a Waifu)
Infinite Date Rape
I don't even need the slut-seeking vision for utility purposes, I just like seeing them turn to the dark side. Noble Gentleman is pretty interesting considering you get the one wife who may or may not be okay with your lifestyle, and a guaranteed waifu in the future who will be 100% okay with everything. Double life, here I come!
So I'm pretty sure OC is reposted at least once in the thread immediately after it originally is, so here.
Anyways, I'm pretty sure I'll be making more.
And the second page.
doing a CYOA
find a broken option
don't feel like doing it anymore
God damn it.
Why bother with the rest of lifestyle options then? I can buy anything.
here's the OC I promised.
Oh user, don't let it get you down! Please, tell us all what's going on.
I feel I kind of just slapped a bunch of shit to make an overloaded character.
I wish I could have added some more to the spell making system.
I demand that the user who made this builds more of it
Yes, you do have fans
No, we're not being hipsters about it
Remember, we're talking about the dreaded "used goods" section. People don't like having to deal with someone else's sloppy seconds.
My bigger problem is the lack of love
NTR-CYOA has nudity and got vanned.
Is this the last page?
Sign me the fuck up. Sure being in the hospital will suck but since I'm a masochist most of the time I will be in heaven.
what the fuck does "BAPS" mean?
Sees Build for CYOA
It's nowhere to be seen
C-can you repost it user?
bludgeon/axe/polearm/sword, though why he shortened it when copy paste works just as well is another question
Level one: Ruin Relationship
Level two: Roletaking
Level three: Charm
Mooch off celebrity couples.
Have them addicted to doing me favors.
Manipulate actress into falling out of love with her partner and replacing it with hatred through use of dreams and causing them to argue.
Sword, Shield, Bludgeon
Cleansing Rune,Efficiency Rune
Against All Odds, Vampire
Burning Pain, Avatar-Slayer
The Wall, Repulsor
Seamless, Feather, Radiance
Free Strength 2, Free Speed 2, Free Toughness 1
Strength 3, Speed 3 , Toughness 3, Regeneration 3, Wings 2
The Marching Mercenaries, The Band of Friendship and Fellows
The Battlemage, The Longbowman, The Sister, The Atoning Knight, The Summoner, The Templar, The King's Daughter.
We Paladin Now. I'mma fight my hardest to save the whole god damn world, and everyone I can in it.
Are there any good pirate themed CYOA's?
The closest I could find is that dream prince in the archive.
Ninjas vs. Pirates.
None, they all cuck you.
Are you the same guy saying this about every CYOA?
Lvl 1: Pregnancy
Lvl 2: Charm
Lvl 3: Succubi Assistants
Get dudes to feel like I'm their best friend and hero, then breed their women. Now that's what I call residual income.
Sometimes I incite it but that is only when I'm really bored. There's at least one other person who does it when I'm not around.
When they needed me most, I froze in fear. They died. I was next.
COMBAT SKILLS: Bludgeon, Shield, Brawling
Not this time. Not again.
MENTAL TRAITS: Unflinching, Self-Controlled
I will not fail them again.
RUNES: Cleansing Rune, Watcher Rune
I will not be taken by surprise again.
BLUDGEON ENCHANTMENTS: Against All Odds, Burning Pain
BRAWLING ENCHANTMENTS: Cast Fist, Slamming
SHIELD ENCHANTMENTS: Repulsor, Boomerang
ARMOUR ENCHANTMENTS: Seamless, Unhindered, Cooled
This time I am prepared.
AVATAR FORM: Titan
I shall stand above them.
AVATAR ABILITIES: Strength 3 , Speed 3 , Toughness 3 , Regeneration 3 , Breath Weapon (fire) 2 
And I shall rain down my vengeance.
SPELL I: Harm (Fire) Cataclysm
SPELL II: Fortify/Ward/Heal Totem
Death to my enemies, and life to those for whom I care.
FACTIONS: The Band of Friendship and Fellows, The Everwalking Knight
I will need all the help I can get.
COMPANIONS: The Shieldmaiden , The Longbowman , The Atoning Knight , The Repentin Samurai , The Giantess , The Living Wall , The Bombardier 
But these... will we be enough to save this land? We must be. There is no other way to redemption, for any of us. May we all be damned should we fail.
The Prince of Rampage must fall first. They must pay for the stolen lives. The Red Inquisition must fall as well, and so too the INA. The Daesh are not as dangerous, but must still be dealt with, and as for the Mad Dogs of Sir Leopold... well. They will be the least of our worries.
@Garbage Can Lid
Corruptor methodology. Though "corrupt" is such a dirty-sounding word. I'll be improving things.
Earth is a good world. It's familiar to me.
My form shall be a Wrathful Avatar, so I'm never without my power. I shall be a shapeshifter, taking on a new mien at will. Unearthly charm ensures that my dignity is respected, and Pillar of Hope ensures that my people are well-off.
Aether passage seems very logistically useful. Worldgate, even moreso. And because I need an attack, Bolt.
My methods of empowerment shall be monuments and my Underworld. Monuments will be great zigurrats of practical purpose as well as religious, but glorious beyond measure.
My prophet shall be a leader, as I shall. A nation shall be forged of my faith, and it must start somewhere.
I get the gift of mutation free, and I will shape each of my followers lovingly into something greater than the flesh with which they're born. Further, my followers will become beautiful, resilient and strong. My people will be a truly great race. I would offer them immortality, but then they'd never come to my underworld. Longevity would be a better option, but it's not available.
My domain will host whispers and terrain warp, as I shape the land and the people in it to my liking. Additionally, there shall be a hellgate, to allow the living to visit their relatives in search of wisdom.
My minions shall be humanoid. They shall have a form of great size and many skills. Perpetual regeneration, genius intellect, attraction, hypersenses, invisibility, smithing, and armsmaster. My servants will be great and unstoppable warriors as well as knowledgeable craftsmen.
I'll take the test of worthiness for my underworld. The test to enter won't be hard, but to come to the center where I reside will be less easy.
It's no big deal, the only nudity I can see is the tiny nipples on the image of a polaroid for Blackmail Material, and that's easily fixed.
over 300 pages
what the fuck dude
does anyone actually read through this shit
Funny thing is, I bet the author thinks "wow I'm so prolific" and not "I have no goddamn sense of proportion."
Nazis, Isis, Christians and Muslims and Aztecs executing and sacrificing people, and world wars and serial killers and cartels and mass shooters. I'd be the Goddess this world deserves and have an underworld they deserve!
do the options here mean I lose my looks and cooking ability
I don't think so, but you still might want those options for the magical elements: if you already look like a model you won't have to do any work to maintain that, if you can already cook it might still be cook to have your dishes have "that special something" extra depending on your love, and so on. At least that's how I read it.
Some people do. Some don't.
Here is the crazy part about it. That is only the base CYOA with 9 more expansions coming in for it.
@Garbage Can Lid
NAME: Totenhexe, Claimer of the Dead
What's mine is mine.
This will do.
FORM: Entropic [8E], Shapeshifter [7E], Flight [6E], Cloud Form [5E]
I am no angel, but it is Death I bring.
GOD POWERS: Living Fog [4E], Mass Reanimate [3E], Worldgate [1E], Plague [0E]
In the end, perhaps, it will be the greatest mercy you are ever offered.
EMPOWERMENT: Underworld (free), Fear [8I]
They will know my name.
PROPHET: Cultist [free], Inventor [7I]
And they will hail it - or fear it.
DIVINE GIFTS: Magecraft [6I], Resilience [5I]
But their souls will be a price worth paying.
DOMINION: Whispers [4I], Hellgate [3I]
And they will soon see what becomes of that which I hold.
MINIONS: Lesser [2I]
MINION CHOICES: Affinity - Death [Free], Form - Undead [Free], Affinity - Decay [4M], Skill - Flight [3M], Skill - Speed [2M], Skill - Ghostly [1M], Equip - Armour [0M]
These are the ones I call forth from my realm.
UNDERWORLD: The Battlefield [0I]
UNDERWORLD CHOICES: Glacial [14U], Caverns [13U], Mountainous [12U], Citadel [10U], Manifest Deity [9U], Halls of the Gods [8U], Servants [7U], Changer of Forms [6U], Steward [4U], Restoration Cycle [2U], Realm Guardians [1U], Gladiators [0U]
Here they will have peace - of a sort.
Greet me as you would an old friend, mortals. It may be the only chance you have.
Would you please post the latest version of Crown Quest?
i haven't tried it yet so i can't judge it on how 'fun' it is but it has 25 fucking pages just dedicated to companions
i mean come on
That is only the base CYOA with 9 more expansions coming in for it.
does the creator have legit autism or something
9 more expansions coming in for it
What, does he order them from a catalogue or something?
He's Employee of the month at Costco IRL.
Is there a joke here, or am I missing something?
@Garbage Can Lid
Unearthly Charm, Pillar of Hope, Mindrobber, Illusionist, Shapeshifter
Change of Heart, Pacify
Centre of Worship,Terrain Warp, Free Avatar, Whispers
Mammalian, Life, Ghostly, Attraction, Invisibility, Hypersenses
Test of Worthiness
Floating Islands, Cloudlands, Manifest Deity, Halls of the Gods, Weather Mastery, Crystals, Realm Guardians, Legendary Beasts, Changer of Forms, Servants
Hey, hey! Who needs all those stuffy evil Dark Gods when you have me? I'll take good care of your souls, I promise!
Your memories? You don't need those! My world is better, anyway! You'll love it, I promise!
Where? Just follow the cute bunny, silly! They'll show you!
Costco does good bulk.
Bought a ten liter cask of Maple Syrup just the other day so I'm set for the next two years.
does the creator have legit autism
It's Italics, so yes.
I'm just waiting for more lore. I want to know what the other 3 great monsters are currently doing in the cyoa.
one just wants to burn it all and drown mankind in an orgy of death
another wants to slowly warp everyone's bodies/minds
another is playing at Grim Reaper
and the last one is pretending to be the good guy so she can eat everyone's memories
Could Earth be any more screwed?
I read through it all. It was really weird, like it was written by an alien.
Italics for some reason didn't learn from Highlander Sama. Traveller's now pretty well formatted, with a table of content, notes and such. This is like- that Alpha of Traveller but way more spaced out.
So I was thinking about making some CYOAs, but I don't have photoshop. Would it be a waste of time or would people still be interested?
If you guys are interested, what sort of CYOAs would you like to see.
And no I'm not gonna pirate it. If ti's really necessary I'll just buy it.
This is why the Nemesis CYOA is a thing. Just make a godkiller build and go stab some dark gods in the dick.
Just think user, YOU can be the edgelord mary sue antihero protector of the earth!
cousin: walking on eggshells 24/7
lil sis: nopenopenope dont need these feels
big sis: caring for paranoid schizo vol.9
aunt: have kid at 14-18 idk when cyoa is set
twin: battered mens shelter here we come
You know that was a repost.
I think Iulu might inadvertantly make @AwesomeTucker
stronger because they'd probably be fighting against my crazy cult. Will still create lots of opportunity for battle and send people to my dark underworld though.
Good. Just end it.
Italics should use that autism to make goddesses for pick a goddess.
There's already like 5 pages of goddesses, and the ones that are already there have a lot of overlap.
daughter a best
we need more
Netori is pretty much the most alpha fetish.
Looks like it. The final sentence is asking us to tell the board about the character.
I choose none. A strong man does not concern himself with such limitations. Instead he lives each day to its fullest and damns any who block his path.
Skills & Traits
Sword, Shield, Bow
All warriors should be adept at all styles of combat. Else they be unprepared for a cunning foe.
A man's will & wit are his two greatest assets. He should keep them about him.
Vampire & Against All Odds
Scope & Seeker
Repulsor & The Wall
Unhindered, Supporting, & Blood and Guts
+1 STR, +1 SPD, +1 T, +3 R, +2 RM, +1 W
#1: Missile, Chameleon & Healing
#2: Cataclysm, Cripple & Blind
The Everwalking Knight, because all men need backup from time to time.
A greater band of thieves, reavers, and slayers you could not find.
Time to tread the jeweled thrones of the earth under my sandalled feet.
I think the best part is how the author later said that each option cucks you eventually, sooner or later.
You can never have enough goddessfu.
@Garbage Can Lid
Hello, I am Akumu. The Goddess of Choices.(Manipulator Free unearth charm)
Galactic Federation, how can something so grand as the federation make so many terrible choices?
Unearth charm, illusionist, mindrobber, flight, teleport, Entropic
Tentacles, living fog, area banish
Summoning Sites, whispers
Lesser; Insectoid, Decay, rage, speed, toughness, terror
Humanoid; Mammalian with insect features, cyber, lighting, healer, ghost, over charged, perpetual, attraction, flight
Judgment; Steward, servants, realm guardians, halls of the gods
Those gods are just thinking small. A real God takes the galaxy.
How is a dying little sister going to cuck you? By not dying like she was supposed to?
No idea, cuck.
Take it up with the author.
A real God takes the galaxy.
Yeah whatever, just be sure to stop by and smite the Earth with me sometime.
By telling you in her last moments she thought Doctor-kun was her one true big brother while you weren't.
N' he gave her the dick.
I never said that. Are you confusing me with somebody else?
@Garbage Can Lid
Time for the Lord of Lies to be born
City of the Gods
Shapeshifter, Wrathful Avatar, Face of Terror, Unearthly Charm, Demonforged
Change of Heart, Living Fog, Tentacles, Firestorm, Fissure
Let's say Hero
Restructure, Mutation, Strength
Terrain War, Wall
Free Skill Rage, Hypersenses, Armsmaster, Smithing, Toughness, Affinity Earth, Divine Focus
Free Great Size, Affinity Fire, Rage, Speed, Flight, Toughness, Armsmaster, Terror, Perpetual, Smithing, Hypersenses
Test of Worthiness
Steward, Restoration Cycle, Realm Guardians, Citadel, Volcanic, Caverns, Manifest Deity
Totally Not Morgoth
I choose not to. I think I might come by to save it if the humans chooses to save themselves from all of you
Muh dick liked the big sister option until you ruined her with the drawback. Same with aunt
Still picking big sister. Not like I have any real attachment to her so why do I care someone becomes a paranoid mess.
Pretty Cool Guy
One of the few CYOA's where I want to pick drawbacks! But they're all shit.......
Your Tears Feed Me
Endless Adventure World
Me and my cult of death will fight to the end! The outcome is irrelevant for us as long as blood flows and destruction is wreaked!
If you and your choose to fight to the end then that is your choice. But me and mine choose to win and continue on well after your end.
You silly death lover
Lord of Hosts
Change of Heart
Form - Insectoid
Form - Extreme Size: Small
Skill - Perpetual
Skill - Flight
Skill - Get Back Up
Skill - Spawner
Power- Divine Focus
Halls of the Gods
BUGS. Extremely hard to kill and innumerable beyond reason. All of the bugs create more bugs, and every single one of them can sacrifice itself to call upon my god powers, and they can even survive this "sacrifice", heal and do it again and again.
What god power? Change of Heart. These aren't just regular bugs, they are MIND CONTROL BUGS. Anyone who they turn can then easily summon more of my minions wherever they please. They also become harder to kill and capable of magic, should the need arise.
Of course I will quickly conquer the galaxy with my minions. There is no being, man or god, who could possibly stop me (and my bugs can banish gods as well if any of them tries). But even the galaxy isn't enough. Once my power has grown strong enough I will open Worldgates beyond this galaxy and into other parallel universes. I will become to supreme ruler of the entire multiverse!
I will help her learn to love properly.
Wouldn't that mean I'll have to fight myself/selves?
not taking the omniverse
not taking all omniverses
And how would you stop me when your own followers start summoning my minions to turn their entire worlds to my service? They are adept at infiltration too, and even a total quarantine wouldn't stop me from casting change of heart myself, it only takes one.
Clearly this calls for an accord. All of these Dark Gods ought to simply partition spheres of influence among themselves and sign a non-agression pact, for optimal mutual soul-harvesting.
Perhaps what you need is a mutual enemy? I will take EVERYTHING and all of you together couldn't hope to stop me!
By having them choose me over you because choosing me is always the right choice. So once your calls fall the deaf ears you'll be force to take them by force which is never a good thing to do and they will make you weak. Weak enough for me to finish you off.
Remember, I'm the god of choices, I choose to win.
THE WALL is now the righteous leader of a growing movement.
THE WALL's only weapons are his shields and his body.
Chastity, Efficiency, Comfort
Brawling: Atlas, Crusher
Shield: THE WALL, Repulsor
Seamless, Supporting, Blood and Guts
Avatar Form Abilities:
-1 Strength 3
-1 Speed 3
-2 Toughness 3
-3 Regeneration 3
-2 Raw Material 2
Fortify, Heal, Ward
The Band of Friendship and Fellows
The Everwalking Knight
The Atoning Knight
The Escaped Gladiator
The Living Wall
What part of mind control did you misunderstand? I am the anti-choice. Your would-be followers will have no choice at all!
Someone has to punish the evil in this wretched world. Whether it's me or indirectly those that fight me doesn't matter.
Actually I choose not to see that. So what chooses you have left?
Huh, is this new OC? Never seen this before.
Even the oldest version of Traveller I've got has much better formatting.
Rate my shit taste.
Cousin > Aunt > Little Sister = Big Sister > Twin > Daughter
Twin = Daughter > Aunt > Little Sister > Big Sister > Cousin
Privateer Captain Betty Carabis
of the Brigantine "Flying Fish"
Fast with big cargo hold.
Triangular Sails 45
Already have fast ship, might be good to be maneuverable to.
80 Hammocks 61
Crew needs place to sleep!
6 Private Quarters 67
Enough for important crew members.
Captain's Quarters 77
It's a status thing.
Good Galley 82
Going to have good food if cooped up on ship all the time!
Gun Deck 82
Need those for protection!
Extra Cargo Space 87
Need place to keep loot.
Forward Crow's Nest 89
Has extra sail.
False Bottom Chest 91
Can hide stuff and it's movable.
Large Rowboat 98
Can take team to islands and stuff and can carry cargo.
10 Canon 108
Shoot ball shot broadsides
10 Carronade 138
Shoot grapeshot if people try to board.
Contract Crew 152
Seem good all around.
First Mate Isabella 160
Has useful skills and is qt.
Companion Kaarina 166
Has useful skills and is a qt.
Quarter Master Apis 169
Is strong and seems useful.
Navigator Jane 173
Is lucky and a qt.
Master Gunner Armando 181
Cook Penelope 191
Carpenter Jacob 196
Gets along with Penelope.
Cook Elsie 200
Assistant cook who has magic and is a qt.
Sail around doing a little exploring, a little trading, and a little fighting. In fights, tactic is to use ball shot broadsides to disable canons and grapeshot from carronades if enemy tries to board while using speed and maneuverability to survive. Once enemy ship can't fight, try to get them to surrender. We're always merciful and polite to people who surrender. We're just making a living! Isabella speaks Castiellan, so that helps us with our privateer work. We just do a little bit of everything and try not to become to infamous or get to much attention.
Would you suggest taking the quests first and then doing your build or what? Is everything essentially post all three mega quests?
It's perfect! Now we can infiltrate builds of people that seem to be overly attached to a certain companion choice and totally screw with them.
Lots of builds have a starting build and then show what they pick up as they do quests /tg/thread/51121974#p51124577 Some even told stories about it!
Only 65 Pages
Still stacked like a brick shithouse
My how far we've come.
And it's still only 2k words shorter than Order v2.
Hmm, neato. Fuckin' update has slowed the fuck down my build, having to re-go over stuff.
Hory shit Italics is gonna need to step his game up if he wants to be taken seriously then.
And he seriously needs to learn better formatting.
Do you people seriously not realize that Order has an image version that's only 40 some pages?
Just read that.
Yeah, the update was pretty big. It's a fun one though!
Do you seriously not realize that Order has an image version that's only 40 some pages made up of the 325 page text version?
Just read that.
There's free alternatives like gimp, so maybe try that first and if you really want to get into it get photoshop later.
Angel, I can't stop fantasizing about raping your character over and over, teaching her to love my cock in her ass.
Hmm... I'll go ahead and install gimp.
No promises, as I could get busy/lose motivation, but does anyone have a request for a particular CYOA?
You're sick. Get help.
Nope I got nothing when you admit you likely won't finish it. If you have no interest why bother?
I feel like a more serious viking cyoa is long over due.
Also a greek mythology themed one.
Lastly something about abandoned/plundered space colony (basicly space colony but more centered arround survival)
[x] get /fit/ and fight the twin sister like a man
I do have interest, I'm just really terrible follow-through. So there's a chance that I'll do it, but I feel like it's fair to let you know that there's a real possibility that I won't do it.
I'm writing these down. If I do complete it, it'll probably be within the next week.
@Garbage Can Lid
World: Year 2000X
Form: Technoform, Mindrobber
God Powers: Plague, Living Fog, Mass Reanimate, Golemspark
Empowerment: Souls, Knowledge
Divine Gifts: Mutation, Resilience, Restructure, Immortality
Dominion: Terrain Warp, Fauna Adaptation, Summoning Sites, Whispers
Minion Choices: Form-Undead, Affinity-Cyber, Affinity-Life, Affinity-Death, Affinity-Lightning, Skill-Healer, Skill-Toughness, Skill-Perpetual, Skill-Hypersenses, Skill-Get Back Up
Underworld: Test of Worthiness
Underworld Choices: Forest, Organic, Mechanical, Weather Mastery, Citadel, Realm Guardians, Changer of Forms, Restoration Cycle
Rumors abound of a virus spreading through the dark alleys of the cities. Some say that it kills humans, while others say it makes robots go haywire. Still others claim it does more bizarre things, like turning pets into cyborgs or making the dead rise. Most would dismiss these reports as simple scaremongering by rival corporations, and only a chosen few know the truth.
We were born without names, but we know our purpose: absorb the knowledge of the few, spread it to the many, and connect all things to us. We only ask that you share with us, so that we may share with you in turn. Will you join us?
Lastly something about abandoned/plundered space colony (basicly space colony but more centered arround survival)
Island survival in SPEEEESH?
People don't like having to deal with someone else's sloppy seconds.
Is it really "sloppy seconds" when she probably hasn't had a man inside her for months, if not years? Aunt seems like easy mode because she's basically a typical Western woman, only with the benefits of being the money-maker and actually wanting children (she sees herself as your mother, albeit a mom you can fuck.)
Being this naïve
Pls be real. You have clearly not dealt with cuck-anons before.
well i sure hope the whole scifi scenario offers a bit more then that
sure hope the whole scifi scenario offers a bit more then
Remember: You capitalize the first word in a sentence, you capitalize "I", and "than" is for comparisons. I found this link for you, it should help you out a bunch :)
gb2 /lit/ nerd
Why do you people spend so much time obsessing over this stuff? It's really weird.
Autism and virginity? Only a 10/10 woman is good enough for user?
Yandere daughter is best and the one I'd pick.
This guy gets it.
There is certain demographic out there that holds the option that if she knows that the D exists she is an impure slut and can't be waifued.
@Garbage Can Lid
Reposting my build
World/After the End
Pillar of Hope
Change of Heart
Changer of Forms
Do you want a banana?
user who refused the offer here. Glad to hear that taking the risk was worth it, so that I can choose Perfect Restful Existence and be an eternal cute girl! I shall ensure that cucking is forever absent from my new peaceful life.
And they are so easy to bait.
>Then gets cucked
@Garbage Can Lid
Name: Un'Thlax, the Un-ending Evolution
World: Year 2000X
Form: Unearlthy Charm, Technoform, Growthmass, Mindrobber
God Powers: Worldgate
Prophet: Courtesan, Cultist
Divine Gifts: Mutation - Free, Beauty, Strength, Resilience, Restructure
Dominion: Terrain Warp, Fauna Adaptation
Form: Mammalian, Insectoid, Reptilian, Tentacular
Affinity: Cyber, Life
Skill: Vampiric, Toughness, Genius, Attraction, Hypersenses
Underworld: Test of Worthiness
Underworld Choices: Mountainous, Forest, Ocean, Organic, Caverns, Mechanical, Floating Islands, Manifest Diety, Weather Mastery, Changer of Forms
My goal is to consume, evolve and improve this world, my followers becoming warped into perfected infusements of nature and technology, near perfect beings with the primary goal of spreading my divine decree of perfection.
Through control of the elite though my courtesan and further control by initiating any seduced elites into my cult, I'll spread my influence through society, godly powers disguised as "gene therapy" and "technological augments".
The search for perfection will be unceasing. Worldgates shall be used to reach out through the void to new realms and analyze them down to the last grain of dirt for new knowledge to test on altering my subjects and realm into new forms.
The true test of perfection comes in the afterlife, where my followers will be put through almost every challenge possible of natural and technological origins if they wish to reach their final resting place and reward.
I couldn't find a good picture to go with this post for my 'god' though
Is that a dick eating her face?
No, that shape is what her hair looked like before she got mutated by the T-Abyss virus and the pink thing is a leech-like tounge/mouth for sucking out nutrients.
She's from Resident Evil.
It's okay user, I don't judge. We all have our fetishes.
Might take a while to post them all
Swords: Vampire and against all odds
Bows: scope and seeker
Brawling: cast fist and slamming
Runes: Efficiency rune and wachter rune
Armour enchantments: Seamless, feather and unhindered
Avatar form: Draconic
Toughness 2 (free)
Natural weapon 1 (free)
Wings 1 (free)
Breath weapon 1 (free)
Strength 3 (6)
Toughness 3 (5)
Regeneration 3 (2)
Natural weapon 2 (1)
Breath weapon 2 (0)
Totem: Heal ,ward and fortify
Missile: push/pull, harm and cripple
Factions: Band of friendship and fellows/ The marching mercenaries
Companions: The bombardier, fairy, living wall, battle mage, templar, giantess and escaped gladiator.
How long did it take you to make this, beri?
We all have our fetishes.
Was it that obvious? I only had 'trouble' finding a picture for my post because 99% of the relevant ones are NSFW
Yea, it was that obvious. What's it called? I'd like to check this out.
What's it called?
What's what called? You'll have to be a bit more specific with what you're asking user.
I don't know if it was ever made clear, but is the picture of the Prince/Princess supposed to be what you look like before alterations from your room/items/miscellaneous stuff like Tammy's experiments get applied?
99% of the relevant ones are NSFW
That one. The fetish you are talking of here.
Oh, it's more of a mixed folder of
symbiote stuff, alien "parasite" stuff in a sexual sense, "improving" TF, absorbtion and a little bit of personality altering/mind control. There's not really just one tag you can search for what I like sadly. I guess the best description for it would be "Fantasies in which a person becomes enhanced and 'superior' compared to other humans and then uses them sexually"
Highly autistic and magical realm, I know.
Niddia Nidhogg described as being worse at magic than Aegis and Nidhogg despite having 46 Magic with a 2x damage modifier and two attacks along with 40 speed
Uh, with the changes to how weakness/strength works, Arcane makes no sense. Just so you know.
It's aight, symbiobro. You got some weirdass fetishes but you're honest about them.
Worm CYOA parts 1...
It's aight, symbiobro.
Well t-thanks for your approval I guess user.
Also I forgot to add Living Bodysuits to that list, whoops
(Note: IF you fight someone who is weak against your Element the damage you do is x2.)
(Note: IF the Element you have Does nothing/Weak Against your opponents Element you do not gain x2 to your damage.)
(Note: IF the Element you have is Weak Against your opponents Element they get to do x2 damage to you.)
About a week, I think.
That depends on if you select "My Room" or not. If you don't, you'll be more like you currently are. Of course, there's plenty of magic cosmetics that can gradually change your appearance, if you can afford them. Just think of that as a starting point for if the only appearance-relevant option you pick is My Room. I suppose you can use the Princess image as some indication of your original form, though. I intentionally left that part vague because I didn't want people to feel forced into a certain core shape before the room options, but feel free to interpret it as such if you'd like.
/d/ Power Armor/Symbiote CYOA when?
/d/ Power Armor/Symbiote CYOA when?
I've seen a /d/ Parasite Overlord CYOA before but I don't think I saved it.
Nobody gives a fuck except for one guy, and that guy would rather ask stupid questions instead.
Inspired by a character from a obscure JRPG
Sword: Avatar-Slayer, Resurrect
Polearm: Avatar-Slayer, Against All Odds
Brawling: Atlas, Slamming
Armor: Cooled, Radiance, Unhindered
Breath Weapon 2
Natural Weapons 2
The Everwalking Knight
Big sister 100%, I can support her financially and those drawbacks turn me on for some reason
all female companions
Dare I ask why?
Why stop there, user? Don't you see the real potential here?
We can infiltrate the worlds of people who rejected her offer. Not only will we cuck them physically, we can even cuck their happy ending from them.
Alchemy Starter Kit
Princess Chrysanthemum of Enela
If absolutely necessary I guess I can meet Prince Peony of Welelah, but that would be a loveless marriage with no children.
Princess Katelyn of Verend is pretty cute too.
[High Knight] Judith
Zoey [Educator, Caretaker]
There are so many good and varied ones. Well done!
Search and Rescue [First]
Join the fight [Second]
Guard the Ambassador [Third]
Again, so many good and varied ones.
this is how you get the "Put your grasses on" penalty
so many good & varied ones
Thanks, I tried to have a nice mix being fighting for your kingdom directly & doing other things to help / having useful hobbies.
Why are you so flirty with SDA, and a bitch to everyone else?
/cyoa/ I need your cyoa about death, the undead and similar things for reasons.
Hey i like ur build
hey i want to rape ur corpse
Technically it can't be rape if you're dead. You can't give or deny consent.
@Garbage Can Lid
You can't give or deny consent when you're blacked out either
When you make it.
Nobody gives a fuck except for one guy
This is a lie, I would enjoy it too. So that's at least two guys.
Mental illness doesn't count
Emotionally vulnerable musclegirl
How is this even a choice? Though I guess it helps that sex isn't my top priority anyway.
Cousin for me, while I also entertained the thought of the Aunt, and I am into /ss/, she'll always treat me like a kid. I mean I guess no sex sucks, but I feel that she'll eventually break down, and if push comes to shove there's more extreme ways to handle this. Also tomboys are kinda my thing
I think they make a cute couple. A very autistic and shitposty couple. Even though SDA already has a mistress.
Trying to latch that terrible crazy whore angel with the pure SDA
I can ship it. Angel is turned on by abuse, SDA is turned on by being abuse.
It truly is a match made in heaven.
Will this do?
I took SDA as the thread bully and Angel as the thread masochist. Even through all the shit he's said and done, Angel still wants his dick. That's what you call true love.
Tfw you recognize bang-you's Brown girl before even reading anything
read a korean web novel
translation drops to shit quality at the end of the volume
honestly begin questioning if I'm having a stroke or something
read this response too
continue questioning my health
read a korean web novel
you shouldn't ignore earlier signs like that and then act surprised when you deteriorate
axe, shield, throwing
chastity, efficiency, watcher
Axe-avatar slayer, vampire
Armor-seamless, absorbent, radiance
Titan form-3 strength, 3 speed, 3 toughness, 3 regeneration, 2 raw material
totem method-blind, cripple
The marching mercenaries & Lady Montpellier
the battlemage, the longbowman, the summoner, the repenting samurai, the giantess, the fairy, the wolfmaster
Beat up lil sis.
She now wants to hurts you even more.
See the whole things as you finally returning her affection and having the same fetish as you.
Feel justfified in hurting now and will stop holding back when seeing you in pain was really getting her engine running
Now that you're clearly stronger than her, will bring out tasers, cuff and knives to compensate.
Hope you're ready to kill her before she kills you.
Why do you slander yourself, Angel?
He says this to everyone.
Oh shit I didn't even catch that. Thank you. Really.
Is she bipolar too?
Amputate her limbs fairly quickly...
@Garbage Can Lid
Catch that for what? Why do you want to know? She probably is.
can of beans
Dumb question: The princess mentions that a retainer can't be somebody that's royalty by marriage. Does that mean I can technically have all 3 High Knights on call by marrying one and calling the other two as Retainers?
It just kinda happened. Like, I had the old Templar guy in the lineup before I saw that the Fairy girl could heal AND do other magics.
The non-warrior women have the greatest amounts of utility for the group and the warrior girls seem to have less moralistic fussing about than the dudes. Seemed easier to deal with.
Embrace the Jojo but with more western action hero vibes via Kung Fury. Hoff gets killed by Dio as Ken during a final trial in which we were supposed to spar on top a mountain without Master Hoff. At first we thought one of us had to win but the main test was realizing that it's not about winning but pushing each other's limits to our true potential. After finally becoming battle bros we return to Master Hoff to find that he was mortally wounded and tells us to protect each other and the world. As he dies one word escapes with his last gasp.
So think Cyberpunk Battle Tendency mixed with Double Dragon, Street Fighter, and a final battle with both Kenshiro and I fighting DIO and his lieutenant Sobok (Name of a Korean Ice Cream Company). With DIO constantly spamming Stinger Eyes and I counter with my laser beams the background theme is a hard powerballad remix of Rainbow in the Dark with a few parts of True Survivor mixed in.
Well, I'm set.
Also, anyone have source of top right pic?
Why do you slander yourself, Angel?
Oi, I'm not angel and that is the worst insult you could have called me.
Don't feel like posting page 2?
I didn't catch that was her writing style. That she's insulting herself.
Not like it matters, no body makes build for old stuff.
It was *NOT* (((N)))ew (((T)))echnology (((R)))ecruit as I thought. (Which I Also tought I saw in this thread.) Which is shit and is the god of cucking needing a IT guy always on call, equaling a permicucked status. I'm still checking the original image.
I'll post it IF it's not putting you in a Netonare position (as opposed to Netori) and if I can find and censor the NSFW part. (A Spoiler is not enough for Veeky Forums mods.)
That said, check 4plebs if you have the post number.
that feel when you end up with 21 points worth of influence choices
I NEED MORE
The only optional one is the ticket. Bindle and tophat are more or less necessary.
There was a single nipple. Also the image mentions 'Netorare' when it's really about making the PC perform NEtori. Author, please remove '-rare' mentions and replace with '-ri'
There you go.
My great uncle married his cousin, they never had kids for obvious reasons.
Was awesome at playing spoons.
than just give yourself more points user
inb4 that's cheating!
Autism won't let us give ourselves more points, we need authors to actually change their CYOAs for that.
So if the authors tells you to jump off a cliff to get more points, would you do it?
Or you can edit the picture for more points!
[almost every cyoa drawback ever]
every cyoa drawback is basically either a) a negligible minor inconvenience or b) a serious complication that becomes a negligible minor inconvenience due to max/min'ing or mitigation by useful options or c) absolute certain death or eternal suffering and misery
But what if a cyoa drawback actually tells you to do something harmful to yourself irl, post a screenshot of the horrible deed with a time stamp to prove you did it, in order to get the extra points, would you still do it?
My sister and I are living together and fucking. Children aren't an option, of course. It's bittersweet.
I can knock her up for you and you can take care of my kid user
no physical intimacy
doesn't view you as an adult/equal/lover
Do I have to pick one? I guess cousin is the least shitty. I mean, the lack of physical contact isn't really change from the status quo anyways.
Children aren't an option
Not with that attitude.
Where in the South do you live?
What other CYOA's have Italics user made beside Order and Pokemon Personified?
There is nothing wrong with merely annoying drawbacks so long as the amount of points they give is reasonable low.
be a god cyoa
drawback: the supreme murderfuck god hates your guts and will do everything he can to kill you +10 points
drawback: your waifu choices are merely 9/10 instead of 10/10 +1 billion points
The risk of consanguinity-related birth defects between first cousins is relatively low, about as low as age-related birth defects for a mother in her late 30's, as long as you're not Hapsburgs or something and there hasn't already been significant inbreeding in your family history.
And before you ask, I know this because I had a biology professor whose pet cause was destigmatizing first-cousin marriage and would bring it up at any opportunity. He was basically Shelbyville Manhattan.
I'm going to take your indirect post as a "No, I don't want to do stupid shit irl to get extra points for silly play-pretend."
|Noble Gentleman (...Lady?)
|Pretty Cool Guy[free]
|Infinite Date Rape
Playing For Both Teams
Kinda Like a Waifu[free]
Packing Unexpected Heat
Mother Lover (Remembedr cucking the Captain is a bads idea. Otherwise.. older women? Why the hell not?)
Iseaki NTR (And for my first 'verse, Star Trek. AFter going through the Acadamy, I'll get on the E-D because...)
Face Masking Power (Does this cover masking my commbadge's personal ID?)
|A Dick Best Served Cold. (That's 'Dish' in the image. A missed pun is terrible.)
|Put Your Glasses On (Get on E-D, cuck both Weapons officer and First officer. Preplan cucking the entire crew one final time with Romnulans. I'll figure it all out and keep it in my head until it's time to do it. Escape pod with Troi is to be kept alive. Same with my own. Give her a 'special badge' and me too just before the event and make it look like a weird alien pendant. That glows, so a signal is possible. My unit finds hers and activates it as the ship is about to 'splode. Meet up and get to federation space. Either live with her or not, either way travel through space as a former feddie officer and freelancer if she doesn't want to live lives out fully. If Seasosn one, manage to keep Tasha Yar in tow just to fuck with the timeline. Pray Timecops are not getting on my ass. [Also part of the disad.]
I figure killing the Klingon /before/ the attack is doable if it really goes wrong and I need to. And then there is what if Q gets angry his favorite toy is being cucked/emotionally ruined and/or killed. . .
Killing the pods might be part of the deal.)
I guess I'll repost my original build here.
Prince Victor of Paladia
Investigate the Mysterious Object
Clean the Storeroom
Help test new magic
I want my appearance to match my "old self" as closely as possible in order to avoid unnecessary complications and awkwardness. Sure Teresa can explain to anyone that needs to know and they'll believe her, but it's just more trouble than it's worth. Of course I want "princess" anyway but that's beside the point.
My primary goal here is to integrate a certain amount of Earth tech, including but not limited to military hardware, in order to both win the war and advance the kingdom. My job isn't really the science and engineering going into this. Instead I plan to use my general knowledge to help manage a team of experts who without my input likely wouldn't have any idea what they were looking for to begin with. My retainers are those foremost experts, though they will likely need additional help.
I'll be training in Tactics to better understand what is already in use by the military, and by extension where our military capabilities might be enhanced. At the same time I'll be studying Chivalry so as to better understand what NOT to introduce for fear of drastically shifting the current social order. Meanwhile I'm taking Management to better help coordinate my research team and their needs and one school of Magic so as to have a better grasp of the fundamentals in order to develop some knowledge of how it might be integrated with Earth tech. Healing itself won't be too useful for this, but I only need the basics and the rest is of some personal benefit. Victor's White Steel should also be easier to use in the manufacture of earth-tech than crystal while providing similar room for magical enhancement.
Say what you like, but Legendary Moonlight Sculptor is pretty good.
I bet you're one of those fucks that can't play a game unless it's been heavily modded on the PC.
Have to agree. I'd take the hat, bindle and probably the ticket too.
Well, you can't stop there.
Good man. I'd be bugger buddies with you.
he enjoys playing vanilla Skyrim
A decent amount of them. I think I have all of them, or at least most.
I'm pretty sure even among siblings the risk is still very low in a single generation. The problems crop up when you keep inbreeding for a dozen or more of them.
Still it makes sense to discourage it as a whole. Just because THIS time isn't a problem and NEXT time probably won't be either doesn't mean it won't become a problem later. And what do you do, put a legal limit that inbreeding is only allowed for a maximum of 6 generations at a time, so those 7th genners are just out of luck?
I didn't say "enjoy". I said "play".
Nothing exciting. I'm confirmed virile, she's confirmed fertile, but we fuck bareback pretty much nonstop when not at work, and no pregnancies or even miscarriages. I've made sure she's not surreptitiously taking birth control.
I did play it, but it got fucking boring after awhile, so I installed mods to further my continual enjoyment.
What's the point of playing a cyoa that you don't even like?
His Order CYOA is connected to his New World CYOA right?
New World Order
You sound like a man who's not trying hard enough.
A lot of the same characters show up and talk about how they feel as if they know you or just come out and say they've been looking for you, so it's a safe bet.
That's stupid, jumping off the cliff is not CYOA rules so i wouldn't care if a CYOA author would tel me that.
Having kids just isn't that big of a priority for us.
oh thank christ were on bump limit
dying little sister
NHK older sister
tempted by nah
I have an aunt that treated all her boyfriends like she was their mother, needless to say she isn't married
better not what would the neighbors think
guess the tomboy then
No extra points for you than.
Do you agree with this picture?
Carrot best fuckdoll, for sure.
There are diminishing returns here. Almost all first cousins who are hot for each other don't have a documentable family history of that kind of thing, the majority of the remainder only have one instance, the majority of that remainder only have two, etc. There's a lot of room to ease up on the legal limits on consanguinity that will satisfy almost everyone.
If everything works perfectly, I'd take Troi as the 'Kinda like a Waifu' option cept.. still getitng to have fun on occasion. OOtherwise, I'll find another telepathic woman to play cuck-queen and help as a Wingwoman.
Should be fun!
Not as a general rule. For me, it makes sense.
If you relax a rule, people will capitalize on it and push behavior to the resulting limit. Just look at online communities.
And do you not think that the laws and social taboos against that sort of thing have a pretty considerable impact on exactly how many documented instances there are across the generations?
Sibling love confirmed for purest love.
So you make sure that you'll still be fine even if people try to exploit the letter of the rules as much as they can. That's just basic rule-making.
I'm thinking of making an audit CYOA set in not-Nazi-Germany where you're a not-SS Officer who has to go around the kingdom to audit district management branches
in lieu of Acca-13. I worked in audit for two years so it kinda resonated with me.
Still thinking it out, but you'd pick specialists for your audit team who are good at testing certain areas, like accounting, business or guys good at sniffing out "corruption". Then depending on your results (based on audit effectiveness scores) you can indict for certain types of punishments.
Haven't decided yet but we could go into lewd territories.
What do you guys think?
N-not that I care.
Sure why not. I'm always up for nazis not depicted as bad guys.
I Want This.
Wait no I finished reading your post. Sounds like a companion-based cyoa so no thanks.
So literally Hellsing: CYOA? Sure why not.
If perfect enforcement of laws was feasible or even desirable, the lawmaking conversation would be very different. Sometimes making sure you're fine even if you make an unwise change means not making the change in the first place.
Haven't really decided yet if this regime is evil or not. It could be justified with some sort of threat on the horizon regardless, like a war.
Either way, I wanted you to play the role of an inquisitor.
Probably not as violent or supernatural. I wanted to focus more on beaurocratic side of things in a slightly more realistic but still fantasy esque setting.
Is it just me or are almost all CYOAs half-built? In the books that CYOAs are named after your choices would have consequences. There would be some kind of challenge in making the wisest decision, or at least in guessing what the author thought was the wisest decision. In most CYOAS on here it's just "spend these points on your favorite fetish, the end."
Makes me want to try making some kind of two-part CYOA where the second half puts the stuff you collected in the first half to the test and tells you what probably-horrible ending you get.
Only if you put in a viable, non-joke option to rescue and run away with a beautiful, vulnerable dark-eyed waifu who is a member of one of the parties you are auditing.
I didn't read past the first seven words or so. I assume it's bait like so much other trash.
On a vaguely related note, if you like hobo stuff have you checked out the Strange Coins CYOA? It uses hobo coin carvings for the choices images.
It would be if all laws were actually just.
It's true that people will break the law in proportion to how restrictive it is, and not all of these criminals will get caught. All the more reason to relax the laws a little instead of wasting time and resources trying to enforce overly strict laws.
That's just you. That what we call CYOA on Veeky Forums are very different from the CYOA books.
I want those Nazi lewds.
Your first mistake is thinking the rest of Veeky Forums even gives a single fuck about cyoa threads.
I never implied that
A lot of the CYOAs here have implied consequences. The Revived Royal CYOA posted earlier has a lot of this, especially when it comes to the war and the suitor you choose.
Hell, the war seems like it can drastically change based on whether you choose to be female or male. Specific suitor options that can turn the tide are locked to specific sexes, and being a Reaper Witch seems like a really easy way to jump to the front lines and help end shit quickly.
Amnesty and lawful-good options are certainly things I'm going to include. It's more of a matter of how evil you can go.
That would entirely depend on the morality of the regime/kingdom. I mean, if I'm gonna let you do on-the-job executions, then there'd better be an explanation for it.
Could even go into Judge Dredd territory and have you be a super-inquisitor, but I kinda just want this to be beaurocratic and noir-like.
Please make it a flag withga w white circle and a 'angrier' color fo the background. And a symbol of some geometric shape in a circular symbol?
Something kinda-nazi would be nice. Deniable (or mods might ban it for being '/pol/') ..but let me have a fantasy realm where it's all going right.
Something like this?
I'm certainly going to pick a symbol that represents your regime. It'd just be a matter of me editing images of characters in the CYOA, which I do already.
Again, the evil you can potentially commit must be justifiable.
More work for to make it less fit for purpose for most of the medium's audience. Doesn't make sense to me, but go for it if it excited you. Maybe you'll create a whole new genre.
of course you'd want to if things were perfect
Surely you see the problem here.
It's a double-edged sword. Tightening or loosening away from the sweet spot for a given framework of laws will reduce their effectiveness. But instead of arguing why you think the sweet spot is somewhere less restrictive than where it currently is, you're saying "since being too tight makes people break laws, relaxing the laws is indiscriminately a good thing".
Really? Asking for laws to be just is too much now?
Amnesty and lawful-good options
Nonono, the key word was
I am perfectly okay with going evil and dark in a "abandon your society and run away with a subhuman fucktoy" scenario, if that fits your vision better.
No, but arguing against caution in lawmaking because "well it'll be okay since perfectly and infallibly just laws are a thing we can rely on in this world" is definitely too much.
"abandon your society and run away with a subhuman fucktoy"
You're going to get shot for insubordination and for turning your back on the Not!fatherland.
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Why not take the cute district manager as a fuck toy because the grade you gave the branch made it so? The push-back would be how viable your grade is, so you'd have to have a good team to do your audit right.
What if I just wanna exterminate the sub-humans?
As he should be.
This is why the Nemesis cyoa was invented.
Then play another CYOA. You're not the space marine here and there are plenty of CYOAs that let you rip and tear.
I'm not talking about filthy xeno scum.
Nemesis cyoa was a mistake honestly, most people are just going to abuse that cyoa to fuck up everyone else's builds for shits and giggles causing a death spiral of people making nemesis builds just to fuck up other people's nemesis builds.
Again, this CYOA isn't going to be about being violent. You're not a barbarian.
You can't reason with a /pol/lack SDA.
Literally a CYOA where the point is to be a Nemesis to somebody else's CYOA build
"most people are just going to abuse that cyoa to fuck up everyone else's builds for shits and giggles"
No fucking shit Sherlock.
Does being peaceful automatically make you a hippie then?
That's why I called it "running away" and not "haha parade you in front of my superiors while flogging anti-party symbols". Other options include doing it clandestinely, or finding a credible reason to keep her around as a housekeeper or something.
This is pretty much the bread and butter of Nazi-era forbidden romance, how is this hard for you? Do you not actually know anything about Nazi-era goings on?
Dickwaving contests aren't fun user.
I want to do eugenics
I'm arguing that in this case there's plenty of room to relax the law. Someone countered with a lazy slippery slope argument, so I had to establish that they were talking out of their asses.
No. That's why I'm not in favour of changing a law that isn't really barring people from their dreams and serves a societal purpose.
Fuck man at least put SOME effort into it.
isn't really barring people from their dreams and serves a societal purpose
This is where you lost me.
They've already killed the word user, what are you expecting?
You will be the envy of the /pol/lacks. To you, they're just more scum that could colour your suit red.
Probably. You'll have a reputation regarding your actions. How will the district managers feel when you show up for a surprise audit? Fear? Relief?
Horny? A mixture of two of the above?
SDA did you see my build for battlemage last thread?
Not fun for you maybe.
You are posting as anonymous so some reference would be nice.
You didn't establish that, though. I'd love to hear it, but you didn't. The arguments in thread so far in favour of relaxing the law are essentially "it would totally be okay", and do not establish why or how at all.
You want to spend your life loving and fucking your sister, brother, or cousin? You can. Pretty easily and with relatively few consequences, actually.
Then office job and keep the 'results of yoru investigations' secret. (How about this: If you do 'dib' you get points and if they build up too much you get a chance of being caught?
So maybe you work with 'field agents' and each has advantages to 'concluding' a investigation with finality, but each has a different 'threshold' of finding YOU out if you have a certain number of 'fibbing/fudging' points.)
abandoning your duty and station for a subhuman wench
he thinks his superiors are going to turn a blind eye to all of his suspicious clandestine behavior
he actually thinks his own family will accept his lover
betray his homeland
betray his race
disgrace his family name
I can understand it, but you're absolutely bullshitting yourself if you actually think its going to play out like a shitty forbidden romance novel.
Isn't incest like, illegal pretty much everywhere?
Nope. In my country is legal as long as both partners are adults.
You fell for my trap.
Just look at FO4, there's outright rascism. (Okay, bioism.)
Just don't name the perps being hunted down and 'allude' to them as 'corrupted' or 'peverse'. (Avoid 'Degenerate' unless you want /pol/acks by the truckload.)
Sure. Oral sex is illegal in a surprising number of states, too. Do you think that stops people from giving and getting blowjobs?
Where do you live?
Image 1 of many.
Oral sex is illegal in my state, actually. It weighs heaver and heaver on me every day, I feel like a hunted animal. I don't know what to do or if I can survive this... at least my thoughts are free.
Most places allow second or third cousins to marry. If they allow for closer relations than that, parents and siblings tend to be banned, but there are still some places that don't give a fuck. Those same places tend not to give any kind of a fuck about anything because life there is suffering.
Sodomy is still illegal in many states as well.
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Oral sex is illegal in a surprising number of states, too
I really wanna hear the reasons as to why this is the case.
Is there just one guy in the thread who doesn't know how laws and the world in general works, or people mostly stupid for some reason?
I like that algorithm, but if it involves rolling, I'd rather not. It has to be conclusive.
Remember, the people you are auditing are likely other members of the regime, just your subordinates.
I am thinking of first letting you choose from a regime vice president to work under, maybe 4. Each are business rivals but they all give certain benefits to their auditors. For example, one could give you free Company X Cigars that you can bring with you to your audit of Company Y, a rival of X. This gives you a certain threat or authority over the situation or could turn on you and make your subjects more hostile. It'll be somewhat vague and and ambiguous to make it a "what do you think will happen" CYOA.
I'm considering manhunt type of events but I'll have to think about it.
By the way, did you notice my build in the last thread? The guy with Divine/Shadow spell and Moonlight sword.
It used to be legal in my country but I think they changed it. Basically "what happens behind closed doors between consenting adults is between them, not between them and the state"
SDA makes this not!Nazi bureaucracy and judicial/political intrigue cyoa
/cyoag/ is swarmed with /pol/lacks
waifufags goes crazy about wanting to fuck the untermensch/ubermensche waifu options
DEUS VULT is spammed for a couple of threads
"lol totally had no idea this would happen guise :^)"
mfw this was SDA's plan all along
SDA is playing 3 dimensional chess, how can the other authors and shitposters even compete at his level of smug?
This is less traditional CYOAs and more character-creation. If you want an expansive CYOA, check out Fabled Lands. We sometimes get threads for it on Veeky Forums.
Looks like I know where I'm moving.
22.7% unemployment rate
Good luck with that user.
There's like one /pol/lack and a bunch of friendly perverts.
Literally what is the problem? Nobody's mad, as far as I can tell.
I like the idea, even without the waifu or 'sex' options. I hope you eventually do it.
Kind of like Papers Please but as a census agent.
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You fucking bet there will be ample levels of smug on this CYOA. Are you a bad enough auditor to wipe that smug off her face?
I've gone through hundreds of builds. Please link.
Justice is relative. It's a word people use to describe ideas they like. The only thing laws can be judged by is their practical outcomes. Granted, that's a matter of taste as well, but at least it involves taste in real things rather than abstract ideas.
Why isn't Spain producing a shitload of real incest porn?
not having high-demand skills in a stable profession
not securing employment before moving there
You sound like a keeper.
/tg/thread/51146311#p51150340 Please rate.
PS: Those captchas are getting trickier everyday, I had to use selection tool this time. lol
What does this have to do with the post you're linking?
My own country has a higher unemployment rate. No biggie.
Certain office workers can help you lower your fibbing score, while certain feaild agents can find you out.
19.2%, it's going down.
Because laws are just if they are anything. Wait...
have been DEUS VULTing longer than I care to admit
/pol/lacks steal it
can't use it without being associated with them
Life is suffering.
Populism. Banning incest was an easy way to get votes.
Don't even remember if they made it illegal, only that there was talk about it. Can't say I care.
Sounds like we're in business then...
Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Because already have a relatively high paying job in a stable profession in my home country of Canada, I don't want to move to a country where I barely can speak the language, high unemployment rate, higher social unrest and crime due to all the illegal immigration, and even higher taxes, just because they're more tolerant of incest.
Not my cup of tea user.
Still not sure why Spain is exporting a fuckton of incest porn. Is porn not produced there? Is incest strongly unpopular despite legality?
I mean, lots of countries have hot sluts who will have sex for gold but that competition doesn't stop most places, in fact it's a great equalizer.
It's not like every law that's put in place takes this shit into account.
Why isn't Spain producing a shitload of real incest porn?
Don't remember the actual term for it, but when you grow up with someone as a family you tend not to view them as acceptable partners. Many people with incest fetishes still aren't attracted to their own relatives.
Interestingly enough if you're closely related to someone but separated from them at an early age, be it siblings or parents, there's a good chance you're going to be highly attracted to them if and when you meet.
4 of many. And if OTHER ANONS could help by finding theweirder ones a bit larger? "That Would be Great!"
"Winning the Crusade" or as I call it "Property Management Simulator 1095".
It's always fun when the knights end up winning the ERE and start blobbing into eastern europe.
His girlfriend won't do anal, so he's decided to fuck this whole general in the ass
A lot of them don't. People take a stand for their favorite idea regardless of the consequences because their identity is tied up with it.
Indeed, life is suffering.
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Oh I remember this. I love bow/ranger builds and love souls/bb games so I naturally really liked it.
If incest isn't your cup of tea, then you weren't in the market for the move in the first place and your bailing on the proposition isn't really a contribution.
You're thinking of the Westermarck effect. But porn stars aren't about being attracted to their co-stars, it's a job. You perform sex acts for money, and the more premium the act the bigger the payout. Most "gay porn" stars are straight.
Due to many factors, porn makes potentially the same amount of money whether the performers are from poor countries or rich countries, so the personal rewards in a poor country with lots of social unrest, instability and unemployment can be especially attractive.
tl;dr there will always be people out there willing to make an easy buck, and you can potentially put more trust in a sibling than a regular co-star, and make load of easy money doing so.
You only get v& if it's cp.
principality of Zeon flag
Git gud scrub
Ambition. Nothing else works for me.
Sword, shield, and bow are the most fundamental weapons. Between them, I can do everything personally that I should need to. Polearms are also cool, but I'll have soldiers for that.
The mental traits seem a bit like isekai skills. Charismatic is a good one, since I intend to lead. Tactician will also be very useful. I already have somewhat lesser versions of the unflinching and self controlled traits anyway.
Watcher rune seems the most useful against potential enemies, and the cleansing rune, besides preserving my dignity, is handy to avoid assassination by poison.
Separate enchantments for each weapon, apparently. Shield should have the Wall and Repulsor, which synergize nicely. The barrier shouldn't be needed as long as the shield is a good size, and the boomerang is redundant since I have a ranged weapon.
My bow should have seeker projectiles, making me super accurate. The other options aren't really that good, compared. Barbs I guess.
Finally, my sword will be vampiric, allowing me to fight indefinitely, and avatar-slaying, for those cases when I need the extra power.
My armor should have the supporting and blood and guts properties, filling the gaps as my vampiric blade heals me. Making it radiant seems like it would confer beneficial morale effects.
Titan form is most aesthetic.
I'll upgrade toughness to 3 and get two levels of regeneration. Two levels of material will also be handy. That leaves three points I don't strictly need, so I guess I'll improve strength and speed to three, and grow wings for utility purposes.
My spells will both be cataclysms, for dealing with armies. First of all, heal plus fortify, for my own armies, and madness for enemy armies.
I'll take Friendship and Fellows, to forge my own army, and the Hidden Blade for tasks where an army won't do.
Too much words, this looks like more work than fun.
What's it based on then, if it's not original?
Neither is your post user and this whole futile argument about incest.
Oh so you're just complaining, gotcha.
The Westermarck effect is largely considered bunk these days, actually. It's just a persistent rumor that is hard to stamp out.
Flower/wing/rose/bow and arrow motif that symbolizes masculine strength and unity.
You didn't even comment on my build... and I know you saw it, because you responded to the spelling mistake I found. Seriously, what does it take to impress you?
It's only update aleph, sorry.
I'm dead inside.
I think you just got to it a bit late.
Noble Gentleman is the best way to be. The free powers are nice ones too.
As for my non-free powers, ahegao dick is almost like mind control, making it a great option, and consent-not-needed allows me to apply my dick as desired. Isekai NTR so I can hunt specific targets.
Tears Feed Me is the easiest immortality, since it's pretty hard to get wronged by someone, convince someone to be a beta orbiter, or make a friend.
This is clearest danger this CYOA has ever produced.
No it's not. I've read it. It's fucking terrible.
Somehow not surprised.
"Original" doesn't mean "uses no symbolism".
But porn stars aren't about being attracted to their co-stars, it's a job.
I found the problem.
Get my two most important powers for free, plus we both have a steady income/job so it isn't far off
Cool Guy (free)
Mind Breaking Dick
It would be smarter to go for Ahegao dick, but my fetishes demand I ruin their minds
I would love to have best served cold so I could feel some righteousness, but I think my powers and natural inclinations make me better suited towards I am the bull.
So a bull I shall be. Since I'm turning girls into retarded sluts with my dick, it rather nicely solves the problem of how to deal with them when I'm not fucking
Have you seen Icelandic women?
They all look like barbie dolls tbqh famalam.
Loser: 10 / Deviant: 15 / Nerd: 25 / Weeb: 30 / Neckbeard: 30 / Edgelord: 5 / Insanity: 0 / TOTAL: 115
Ward [The Prison School if it has attached dorms, Basement Dwelling if not]
Items & Furnishings [My consoles, TV, vidya, anime shit, and RPG gear: 0 / My PC: 40 / A Bathroom: 30]
Powers [Cute Boy: 30 / Nerd Rage: 15]
Assuming the meals at the school cafeteria are comped because jail, any cash I do get it going to be disposable. So my patreon account can actually help me supply my hobbies. Cute Boy should also net me more patronbux if I play it right and lightly camwhore. School seems comfy, and I already know I'll have friends incarcerated in the Basement Dwelling (Looking at you, Seth) so I can travel between the wards I give a shit about fairly easily. Insufferable Edgelords already give me conniptions, so Nerd Rage will help me not die in the first week when one of them *teleports behind you*. So yeah, I think I'd be reasonably comfy there.
Here's the image I used.
pussy placement looks a bit weird but dark skin with a huge ass is a winning combination.
So hot sister sounds pretty good.
Is there a gentle femdom cyoa?
Eh stick figures with big boobs and asses are not my fetish.
Yes, several. Make a new thread and they'll be posted.
Don't get that anon's hopes up user.
I have at least two gentle femdom cyoa in my folder bro.
It's your sister. You can feed her how you like.
don't separate the thead
Doesn't Order take place in the past of New World?
Does that mean there is a younger version of Villain running around?
Sounds good! I want it. Not-merchant waifus should most certainly be included.
Christian morals. They're old laws that aren't respected or used nowadays, but nobody ever bothered to get rid of them.
Humanity needs an update badly, it seems.
Anna la Trade
I know I'm going to get party van'd for this, but sauce on that character?
Shit nigga. This is cash.
*So* I got to fuck Troi right before the escape and then leave her in her room, go back for her - she's too stupid at this point, hopefully permantly - and then recover her, then her pendant has to be remembered in the hustle to a escape pod. (Granted this is after the ship is attacked and escape pods are called for. Rommies gotta make it last a while so the Captain will can general evacuation.) Then I have to hope she's fucked stupid enough to follow my commands to REAMAIN IN HER QUARTERS AND CLEAR HER SCHEDULE FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
Still it's doable, right? Assuming my nemesis isn't Q level or time cops, then I suppose I can get away with just using a disruptor (disguised as a phaser) to disrupt the angry klingon, his son and potentially the wrathful first officer in defense during the intervening day or two between fucking her silly and the attack.
Still, I might pull it off. And if she's fucked dumb, I can always keep her after the fact as a mentally lessened 'Waifu' option with side benefits. (Get the 'Waifu' fucking her maybe? Depending I might need a three seat escape pod.)
I would like it. It bothers me that there's a lack of things in media that let me role play as a not-nazi.
I doubt they'll ban you for a request. Even a warning would be unusual.
Another great idea SDA.
MH update when?
I feel so old now...
Look up John Durant's Paleo diet book.
What is your water supply? FResh off the glacier/ice is best. IF not, check for local bottled that's cheapish. Taste is a concern but.. it's a fuckload to drink Arrowhead instead of polluted water. So it's a issue for you to look into.
Make sure her diet is optimal for women. AFter months of detoxing from modern society, keep trying. Check if your swimmers are weak with a doc. DOn't use a normal doc, find somebody who's 'redpilled' or 'suspicious of modern life'.
Then after a year of no pregnancies, you can ask why your not working properly. But you'll probably have a kid by then.
How many dicks did you suck today?
@Garbage Can Lid
I am the Flower.
Form: Entropic. Form: Teleport.
Empowerment: Knowledge. Empowerment: Worship, Empowerment: Fear.
God Powers: Worldgate.
Divine Gifts: Beauty, Strength, Magecraft, Mutation, Resilience, Demonic Arms, Restructure, and Immortality.
Dominion: Whispers, Hellgate, Center of Magic, and Fauna Adaption.
Affinity: Life. Affinity: Death. Affinity: Decay. Skill: Rage. Skill: Speed. Skill: Toughness. Skill: Hypersenses. Skill: Get Back Up.
Underworld: Ocean, Realm Guardians.
I am the Flower, awaiting the day you deny me no longer. You are the Flower, walking the surface of my ocean to reach me. We are the Flower, growing in the soil between worlds. I am the Flower.
How long can you stay in Avatar form?
Nvm, found it, "Crafting Shop Daughter" from Monster Hunter 4.
I'm in my 30s and been on Veeky Forums from the beginning, so maybe don't feel so old. And no, you probably won't get banned for asking, or posting a link.
Are you stupid? Remember that this is a guy fucking his sister asking you this. I already said we are confirmed virile and fertile, it's a rare compatibility issue.
Then you should prob remember that Party Van refers to FBI, not the banhammer.
That makes even less sense. You're not going to get picked up by the feds over asking for the source of a CYOA character.
because the cyoa character is underaged and implies CP, the feds used to monitor Veeky Forums for CP trafficking.
If I were to take your offer, I'd say...
Pretty Cool Guy (Free)
Kinda Like a Waifu (Free)
A Dish Best Served Cold
...But I refuse.
As somebody that has recently entered the Judicial system, there's a frustrating amount of these laws.
The worst part is that you can tell somebody in the legal process got salty, because they tacked a bunch of random pointless shit charges on. Then you have to somehow find a case where a judge ruled against the letter of the law in a more modern sense and it's just all so frustrating.
There's a guy talking about trying to have incest babies with his goddamned sister, yet THIS is the post that disgusts me.
Weird thing to nostalgia post about in any case.
New thread: /tg/thread/51171376#p51171376
You got to be there to be nostalgia about newfriend.
We don't really want kids, to be honest.
That's not femdom edition.
Than make a femdom edition user, new thread OP was sucking on too many cocks again and forgot to put the god damn title.
it's pretty hard to get wronged by someone
Take Unexpected Heat
Be professional domme
Cuck anybody who welshes on payment