Alright let's fucking do this
We are gonna make some sorry mutherfuckers real sad, real soon
roll 1d100 to find out where we are going to do this
Alright let's fucking do this
We are gonna make some sorry mutherfuckers real sad, real soon
roll 1d100 to find out where we are going to do this
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
The Four-Armed Emperor smiles upon us, brothers.
Oh jeeze
That's gonna be rough for our boys to avoid attention
On the upside, this is a good opportunity for genestealer SoB
roll 1d100 for planet terrain
Rollin
Rolled 91 (1d100)
Dammit. Rollin on tablet.
Oh shit
We now infest the Emperor's most Holy Space Station/Satellite. This has a lot of potential to be awesome
now roll 1d10 for our specialization
Rolled 8 (1d10)
Angering the SoB and possibly the Admech at the same time.
Praise the divine life form, for soon, we will join it, as will the rest of mankind!
Rolled 58 (1d100)
Close Quarters Combat, but of course.
Let's see what our access to technology is like
Rolled 29 (1d100)
This is funny.
Makeshift weapons.
Next would be another d10.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
The size of the threat is small, the population has yet to awaken to the threat.
1d100
Rolled 41 (1d100)
Local Medicae Facility or Hospital.
Another d100. This is the last and is the 'chance of detection'.
Rolled 98 (1d100)
100 get!!
98% I'm stunned.
So it's a doomed cult that's about to be BLAMMED.
Now how about we roll a creatore using the tables built for Veeky Forums?
Creature environment or World? (d100)
Rolled 57 (1d100)
Ice get!
"It lives among the fertile plains of a temperate world."
Food source (d10)
Rolled 52 (1d100)
Herbivore get
Rolled 10 (1d10)
Sorry, wrong die
So do we wanna start fleshing out our cult or shall we wait until we've rolled up this creature?
Roll up the creature. And it was a d100 for food habits.
Rolled 84 (1d100)
I am a idiot. Food is a d10. So it doesn't need to eat. (10)
Another d10 for reproduction.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
Asexual
Intresting. Main Sense is another d10.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
Smell.
What major faction has had to deal most with the species? (d100)
Rolled 85 (1d100)
I'm getting tired. CAn another user pick up asking for rolls? Thanks.
Looks like we're a pest for the eldar. Gimme a d100 for our general role.
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>Dormant - "The species usually stays in hibernation or stasis for long periods of time. They are largely unknown by the galaxy at large."
Now a d10 to figure out what cool shit we've done while not snoozing
Rolled 2 (1d10)
Doesn't eat, reproduces asexually, hunts through scent, bothers the eldar, spends a lot of its time dormant, and . . .
>Taken down and possibly eaten scores of human hunters, guardsman, PDF, or neophytes. A terror on the galaxy's most widespread species.
Jesus Christ. Alright, let's proceed with stats. Gimme a D6.
Rolled 3 (1d6)
6 get!
Looks like we're a medium, or roughly man-sized! I'll compile a statline when we're done.
How do we locomote ourselves? Throw me a d10, lads!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
Jesus christ, we've got WINGS!
Gimme a D12.
Rolled 9 (1d12)
12 get!
We have scales! Now, I dunno whether to say the next 11 anons roll a d3 for traits or ROLL THEM ALL AT ONCE. What do you think?
Rolled 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 3, 3, 1, 3, 3, 2 = 27 (11d3)
Screw the other Anons, these rolls are mine