I have 12.39 BTC right now

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I have 12.39 BTC right now. Strongly considering going double or nothing with the entire stack on a gambling site. If I lose, I stick my .357 S&W into my mouth and squeeze the trigger. If I win, maybe life won't seem so fucking horrible for a moment.

I've been thinking about it ever since I bought these coins back in 2014. Lately some shit has been going on in my life that has made things borderline unlivable, and I really don't care anymore.

So, should I do it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLvd_ZbX1w0
https://nitrogensports.eu/r/1547032
Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lord_Tryzalot
12.39 BTC is a good amount of money though. You could probably use it in some other way to turn your life around rather than risk it all like this.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lord_Tryzalot
If you want to lose everything, yes.

TechHater
TechHater

Just long BTC starting from the dip. Gambling is idiotic.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lord_Tryzalot
Don't do it dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLvd_ZbX1w0

idontknow
idontknow

@Firespawn
Who says I'm gonna lose? it's a 50/50.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

just loan it out, that's a great amount to sit on while lending and just sipping whisky, counting the goyim that line up to fill your pockets

Techpill
Techpill

@Lord_Tryzalot
shit op I mean there are tons of things to do with all that money why are you being a total faggot just Machiavelli it and go liveindawoods

Evilember
Evilember

Don't do it man.

If you simply wait, it might be worth a million in a year.

Also with that close to 200k if you really are in a horrible situation you should just pick up and leave. Just go the other coast and get a cheap apartment and then reevaluate.

Your chains are really just illusions.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Focus on what you have (12 BTC) rather than what you don't have, it will get better

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lord_Tryzalot
Do it faggot, it will be a signal of whether god loves you or not.
If he does, you are set for life. Otherwise you are living a life not worth living.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@idontknow
Do it pussy I dare you

Techpill
Techpill

@Lord_Tryzalot
I mean if you're gonna kill yourself anyway, keep doing this til you lose

Flameblow
Flameblow

@idontknow
You're going to lose and puss out of kingys and have to live the next 40-50 years of your life crypto-less.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lord_Tryzalot
.357 S&W
At least buy something decent before you fag

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Go live in a 3rd world country, you will learn , there's more to life then money

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot

Half in LINK half in REQ and see where you're at in a year.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lord_Tryzalot
Mate bitcoin went more than 10x this year

Just wait a while and you'll be a millionaire guaranteed

viagrandad
viagrandad

No winners in gambling dude.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'm a sports trader for a gambling company and know it's a trap unless you know what to look for...

Melbourne Stars Will lose there first Big Bash game

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
Where to loan and make decent returns?

Techpill
Techpill

@Lord_Tryzalot
Why not go double or nothing on a coin you like?
Trading IS gambling.

WebTool
WebTool

@Lord_Tryzalot
Shit man, invest it don't gamble it away. 200k $ is a lot, you could move in Eastern Europe and have a good life, I'm earning almost 300$ a month here and it's barely ok, but it's part time.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
put in on red

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Poker_Star
Devor, bitconnect, buy any of the lending ICOs going on right now.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lord_Tryzalot
What would you do with 24.8 BTC that you can't do now with what you have?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
Gay
Actual good idea: go to a rural village in Africa and become their king

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Just fuck a nice escort, that's what I do when life gets too unbearable, it's nice to feel like you actually mean something to someone for an hour.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lord_Tryzalot
u must be trolling user. That's enough money to spread out over a few investments long term that you might be able to generate a monthly income from. This will keep you occupied, and will take your mind off whatever shit you are going through.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Poker_Star
uh yeah you could listen to that other guy if you want to get in on genuine pyramid/ponzis. there is a bitconnect for NEO and XRP now. good luck with those, i wouldn't touch them, they obviously see returns but they're a powder keg.

for actual lending you can use exchanges like bitfinex or poloniex if you trust them, ethLEND is in the works, and liqui supposedly has a lending program but it looks sketchy as fuck + they still haven't implemented margin trading so idk who you are loaning to

as you can see the options aren't that great yet, but that's why the rates are so good.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
nah bro, research some coins and dump it into a 10xer. at least you will not lose it all.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Alright.

If I'm going to be completely honest, one of the reasons I'm even considering this is because I used to have about 90 BTC. The 12.39 is what I had on an exchange, the rest (about 73.53 right now, I've spent some of it) is sitting in an encrypted wallet that I lost the passphrase to. Don't think I haven't tried to brute force my way in either, I've been trying to crack this shit for 2 weeks straight. I only recently found out my passphrase wasn't working, and I have no fucking idea why it doesn't.

In March of 2014 my grandmother died and I was left a small interference. One month later, I finally decided to put the money into BTC and hope for the best. That was at around $400 per coin. I figured one day it would go back up to $1000 per coin, and I really didn't want to miss out. I was already mad at myself for not buying when it was even cheaper, but then again I didn't have much spare cash. When I saw bitcoin skyrocket and realized "holy fuck I'm a millionaire now", I went to send some of the bitcoins to a site so I could cash some of it out to buy a car (nothing fancy just something that works).

You can probably imagine why I'm even considering trying to go double or nothing on these coins. I've been too embarrassed to tell anyone about this, my friends, family, anyone. I guess I just wanted to anonymously vent about it now that I've calmed down a bit and I'm no longer panicking 24/7 with sleepless nights and days where I'm high on xanax just to avoid wanting to punch every wall in my house.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lord_Tryzalot
stop larping you huge faggot.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
Post proof, also it's easy to bruteforce if you know some details about the password, it's not that hard man.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CodeBuns
/blog

Evilember
Evilember

@Lord_Tryzalot
Just reinvest into other crypto you dumb dumb. You can double that fucking easy. Literally pick any token or coin that isn't complete shit and you can see at least double before something crashes.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@LuckyDusty
bitconnect

@hairygrape
Yeah actual lending was what I was referring to. with Polo you can only make a few bucks a day with like 100k. Doesn't really seem to be worth it to me.

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
You have 250,000? Bullshit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PackManBrainlure
It's an 80 character passphrase. I wrote it down on paper but for some fucking reason it doesn't work.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What the fuck that's so much money why would u bet faggot

girlDog
girlDog

Found a pic of OP
Invest it in LINK dumbfuck
10/10 bait I’m triggered

Evilember
Evilember

@Fried_Sushi
As I said, if you know some details it's not impossible. Post proof so I won't waste my time

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TalkBomber
different crypto lends at different rates at different demand periods. the best thing to do is use a bot to catch spikes and analyse the market. i was lending bitcoin at 5% daily during the bitcoincash fork and was able to buy a lot more bitcoincash than i otherwise would have if i didn't lend it. the rates can be really stupid sometimes, right now btc is at a low rate but that's likely to change here in a bit.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BunnyJinx
oh and people were telling me that i was stupid for doing that loan because people would just cancel after the fork and i'd be left with peanuts
but it was a series of loans, and a surprising amount of the people kept them up for days because of the confusion

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

send the coins to me and end yourself faggot
make a pajeet's dreams come true

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fried_Sushi
You may have already done this but try changing several letters that you could have misspelt or wrote down wrong on the paper code. Think about the most likely culprits, like mistaking L's and I's

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns
I dont care
Bet the money or fuck off idiot

5mileys
5mileys

@Evilember
@Fried_Sushi
As this user said, you can easily write a program to bruteforce it if you're only off by a few characters. Some details is enough to figure it out. Also knowing how the password was generated might help.

takes2long
takes2long

@BunnyJinx
You just lend on polo? idk how much capital you're throwing on there, but idk if I can handle risking all what I have on there if something were to happen as unlikely as that might be.

idontknow
idontknow

@takes2long
i do, but if i had more i would spread the risk. waiting to see how things turn out this quarter.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@CodeBuns
I used to gamble professionally user before I started investing in crypto, and it actually pays better than gambling. Just re-invest the btc in crypto or send to me and I can chose a good bet for you, when it wins i keep 30 % of the winnings and send the rest back to you.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Buy gold with 25% of your BTC
put 10% of it into LTC
get some cash. Enough for 6 months. Food rent replacement underwear that kind of shit for living
Don't even look at crypto for that 6 months
Start doing pushups 5x5 everyday
buy a pullup bar
Do as many as you can 2 sets everyday work up to 5x5 if you can
buy some cheap weights
again 5x5sets
stop drinking calories.
No milk no soda no juices
water and unsweetened tea and/or coffee
Slowly remove carbs out of your diet. Not toally eliminate but cut it down
Replace with protein and fat Eggs and steak.for example
Go outside in the sun. Even in cold winter. Let your eyes see the bright world the skin of your face feel the infra red warm you.
Talk to people. Not about your problems. No one gives a shit. But yeah call your family members and just shoot the shit for a few min. at least 3 times a week. Dosn't have to be the same person. They will talk about their problems pretend to care....until you start caring.

You are a white man user.
The (((world))) you live in is made to demoralize humiliate and finally kill you.
Do not give (((it))) satisfaction

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@LuckyDusty
It's a "White Genocide" episode
oh boy, my favorite!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@LuckyDusty
Lmao why is this dude posting /fit/ on Veeky Forums

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Supergrass
He is talking about eating a bullet
Low T causes depression
Raising T ends it.
We are ALL going to make it to moon user.
And i sure as fuck am not going to worry about being off topic if i can help an user out.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CodeBuns
If you'll contact me via email, in 6 months I'll give a customizable tool to bruteforce your own password (so that I can't steal it from you) I'm not kidding, we'll decide the payment in private. I'm a very busy poorfag working 2 jobs + gym + family + daytrading cryptos + uni, so that's why it will take me 6 months and I won't ask for much. Reply to this post if you're down for it and I'll give you my email. Don't bet, it's retarded

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@ZeroReborn
Ahh, alright thanks. I didnt think OP was depressed just thought he was being a faggot.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@idontknow
implying bitcoin casinos aren’t rigged
They specificall wait for players to increase their bets then start fucking them over. If you went in with a $250,000 bet I can guarantee they’d rig it so you would lose

massdebater
massdebater

@ZeroReborn
Tell him to eat onions too lmao

Techpill
Techpill

@CodeBuns
SHA-256 or 512?

I might be able to help you there. Not talking about bruteforcing.

farquit
farquit

@Techpill
OP, if you used Truecrypt, I'll get you the password in less than a month.

If you used Veracrypt, well, you're fucked.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Cash out half and put it into stocks get 2355 of a $50 stock with $7 div and receive 16.5k per year for sitting on your ass, leave the rest in crypto and continue each time you get a quarter mil greater than that is too risky ATM and you can always go back

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
Invest in LINK instead...
P-please?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@LuckyDusty
Not OP. You sound like some /fit/ fag but ill be damned if that post didnt make me feel like anything is possible if i put my mind to it.

OP, whatever you do, dont act on a whim. Think about those idiots who have observed cryptos skyrocket and never put a cent into them - im one of them. Laugh at me, and this will get you maybe some minutes of stress relief.
Give yourself a brake as often as you can, you start to think differently when youre stressed and more often than not, less clear.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
put it all in monero then buy 30 lambos in 10 years and drive them off a nice cliff into the sea while sunset. Except you stop in last second and then go fuck a hot slut

StonedTime
StonedTime

https://nitrogensports.eu/r/1547032 just make sure to use my affiliate link. Thanks op!
Also I wouldn't go on 50 50chances. Be smart anyway. Gl

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

This thread alone has shown me that this board can create and dash hope in seconds.
Ily Veeky Forums

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

have you ever sucessfully logged in after writing your 80 letter pw down?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Lord_Tryzalot
You see, OP is the guy Darwin was talking about

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty
Butconnect is a fucking Ponzi scheme.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lord_Tryzalot

give it to me faggot at least i wont off myself like a pussy and i can use it to help my parents retire

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lord_Tryzalot
Dude you made it, just cash out move to the midwest get a Nice house for like 50-75k, buy a nice used car or 2, find a girl start a family, are you some cuck that lives in California or something?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lord_Tryzalot
you already have a lot of money there others could only dream of, dont be a fucking retard cash out now and take vacations

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