>Using this map to seed an alternative-America setting
The Pacific Southwest - Malevolent vehicles hunt down humans
The Rocky Mountain States - Unearthed alien monoliths generate hypoxic dead zones leaving only the higher altitudes with breathable air.
Souther Plains States / The Mid Atlantic - Giant insects colonize the lands by mating with human females
Northern Plains States - Infectious spine dislocation. The area is quarantined. A terrible bio-weapon is suspected.
Great Lakes Region / Mississippi Valley - Ritualized barbarism
Carter Hernandez
>pre Unification Wars North America
Tyler Nelson
So...
Esper
Bant
Naya
Grixis
Jund
Dylan Brown
Underrated post in an underrated thread
Ryan Garcia
>The Midwest is Jund
Chase Taylor
Wouldn't Suffocation be fatal, and not really an injury? Or can you suffocate half or a quarter to death and then still be fine? Also wtf is going on in those states anyway?
Jaxon Gutierrez
They're shit?
Jonathan Jenkins
Huffing shit or some fumes.
Gabriel Brown
>Southern Plains is Naya I'm quite okay with this. I wanna wrestle giant vinegarooons and spiders!
Josiah Campbell
>Florida >Head injury Sounds about right.
Jaxson Scott
Another map. >tfw my state has the most disease-related death
Dylan Scott
Surprised Florida isn't "Random acts of God"
Colton Edwards
Why "disproportionate" ?
Also kind of surprised only 2 diabetes, and none in the south.
Cameron Brooks
Because if they just used "most common" deaths, there'd be less interesting variation in the map.
Grayson Perez
Make her into a setting, Veeky Forums.
Julian Reed
Two Mega Cities rule the sparse populations of farmers and mountain men that inhabit the vast valleys and mountains harshly, but war with the Gamblers across the mountains is coming and the Mega Cities are pressing the farm lands for resources. A civil war is brewing, but neither the farmers nor the city dwellers can survive without the others, and neither will survive if the Gamblers make it over the sierras.
War is brewing, can men of character reshape and reunite the republic before the unwashed hordes arrive?
Jason Price
10/10. Great post user.
Midwest would include northern plains, so Jund and/or Grixis. I'd argue that more landmass would be Grixis than Jund.
>tfw your state would be Grixis and Alzheimer's Guess mine would be where the zombies are raised then....fuck.
Matthew Cruz
>Diabetes >mfw I'm diabetic
I'd be surprised but my doctor is always surprised that I actually take care of myself.
In terms of OP, the breatahble air thing is kinda buyable, actually. Salt Lake valley is a bowl of pollution during the cold seasons due to inversion, it's actually bad enough you can justify wearing a filter mask if you're outdoors for any extended length of time.
Asher Mitchell
>Texas >Insect Bites I guarantee this is fire ants. Those little shits deserve an anthillo-caust I swear to God.
Jaxon Rivera
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Kayden Ward
>variation of 2 minutes >randomly mentioning 'genre'
What a mess of a map. Also gives very little fun information, like that Utah is #1 consumer of pornography in the US.
Joseph Howard
Kentucky confirmed for top taste
Jayden Lee
the fuck are they doing in Vermont?
Daniel Edwards
>Your state is blank
Jaxon Lewis
>No gunshot wound Ruining my immersion desu
James Kelly
>Northern Plains States - Infectious spine dislocation. The area is quarantined. A terrible bio-weapon is suspected.
I don't know... It looks to me like North Dakotans and Nebraskans are overexerting themselves trying to pull the South Dakotans apart...
Matthew Gutierrez
They're not acts of god. They're Floridians doing dumb shit, which is why they're labelled as "accidents." Florida Man is beyond even god's ability to kill people.
Ryan White
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Brandon Sanders
>"That's not real, there's no way some of that shit is real." >Google it. >Reality isn't better.
Daniel Long
Jesus fuck California, Arizona, Wisconsin, New york, Maryland, South carolina. Also what the fuck is a porbo and I'm deeply concerned about the searches of ohio, wyoming and north carolina. Florida is disappointingly normal
Luke Parker
I'm calling bullshit.
Jayden Jones
>what the fuck is a porbo I think that is what all those Texans are trying to discover.
Dylan King
Wisconsin isn't a part of the "Northern Plains." Maybe half of Minnesota could be considered a part of it. Wisconsin and Minnesota are in the Great Lakes and a part of the Mississippi River Valley (Wisconsin actually has the second longest Great Lakes coastline and the Mississippi River has its source in Minnesota). Both contain the Driftless Region (although the majority of it is in Wisconsin) which is very much not a plain. The only really flat spots in Wisconsin at least are covered by trees.
I'll admit that the Western half of Minnesota is a flat, featureless void like North Dakota.